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Go ahead and skip over to The Daily Mail to see the relevant photos – they’re pics of Scarlett Johansson and her boyfriend of some-odd 3 or 4 months, Romain Dauriac, walking around NYC. If you’re particularly eagle-eyed, you’ll notice that ScarJo is wearing a ring in the presence of a man, which totally means ENGAGED!! Or so the rumor-mongers would have us believe!
Her ex husband Ryan Reynolds has already moved on with new wife Blake Lively, and now Scarlett Johansson appears to be following suit with her French beau. The 28-year-old looked nothing like the blonde bombshell we know her to be as she wandered through New York’s East Village with her French journalist boyfriend, Romain Dauriac, but she was sporting something glamorous… a giant pear-cut diamond ring.
Johansson scraped her blonde hair back into a tight ponytail and slipped into black jeans, a black puffa jacket and some heavy-duty black and brown boots which almost detracted from the flashy rock (worn on her engagement finger).
Her 30-year-old boyfriend looked a little more chic – cliche alert – in a bright green jacket, beanie hat, brogues and fashionable oxblood socks. The duo headed to a cash machine before picking up some coffee and making their way to a tattoo parlour.
She’s already amassed a fairly extensive collection of body art, and Scarlett would certainly be the type to mark an engagement with a new permanent mark. Last year she had a horseshoe Inscribed with the phrase Lucky You inked onto her ribcage.
God, I really hope ScarJo isn’t that stupid. I mean, I get it. She was so young when she met Ryan Reynolds, and she was still very young when they got married. Maybe she messed up a good thing, or maybe she was a free spirit still finding herself, unwilling to be put in the “Ryan’s Wife” Box. Whatever happened, the marriage ended and then he moved on really, really quickly with someone who seems better suited for him. We all want to be the better woman, and we can all say “she’s fine, she should just sow her wild oats, have some fun.” But there is still the urge to compete, and I worry that Scarlett will fall into the trap of thinking she needs to be settled down too, just because Ryan is.
But mostly, I want her to stop dating douches. I don’t know if this Romain guy is a douche, but I know for sure that Sean Penn is a douche, and I got some major douche vibes from ScarJo’s “most beautiful ad man in New York” boyfriend too. So… she has a type: douches. And that means she shouldn’t be getting remarried any time soon.
….Oh, here we go. ScarJo’s rep told E! News that she’s not engaged. Good.
Also: here’s an image from ScarJo’s latest ad campaign for Dolce & Gabbana’s Desire.
Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Romain Dauriac, Scarlett Johansson
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Complete non-story, then. Thanks a bunch, Daily Mail. By the way: “engagment finger??”
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I’m disappointed. The Daily Fail usually makes more atrocious (and funnier) errors than this one. Most of their articles seem to be written by brain dead turnips.
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Word!
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Well, she is wearing it on the finger one would traditionally wear an engagement ring on. There’s no way that doesn’t contain an element of fame-whoring. She’s not (that) stupid.
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Ugh… I certainly have a 1 fingered gesture that about sums up my thoughts on ScarJo :p
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Preach Allons-y alonso. Sh*t like this makes me dislike Scarjo even more.
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@T. Fan and @Miss Kiki – completely random but last night I had a dream you two opened a day care center and named it “Cuddle Up Corner”
@allons-y alonso – sorry, you weren’t in the dream but I bid you a fond hello anyway
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Was it for actual children or for adult babies? Cos that’s a market that’s crying out to be cornered.
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OK, I’ll admit I got a bit distracted when Melissa McCarthy stole the truck full of cherries but I think it was actual children. I don’t know, I just agreed to put your bumper sticker on my car.
But let’s talk about this… adult babies – are you talking about the ones that actually wear diapers and drink from bottles or are you just angling for some kind a free-love scenario where you get to hold your Viking as he cries into your arms?
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Oh that’s quite alright Miss j.eyre. Perhaps next time.
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she seems so insufferable, maybe I’m wrong.. and that’s a nice pic of her for D&G. (kinda looks like a mix of her and Amber Heard)
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She has a tattoo that says “Lucky You”-pretty sure that is the DEFINITION of insufferable.
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haha true.
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I have PJ pants with horseshoes that say Lucky You. That is a design for $10 TJ Maxx pajamas, not for a tattoo.
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I don’t understand her desire to wear her hair piled up like a little hat on the front of her head. Not flattering.
I love her black coat.
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You are batting a thousand today… All these stories are idiotic today.
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In the top picture she looks like she’s about to do a number deux.
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When did she and Sean Pean stopped happening??? Not that I don’t approve.
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Quite a while ago. She was with that Nate guy for nine months and they broke up in October 2012.
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Thanks!
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Can any news agency describe a hair style that is pulled back without saying the woman “SCRAPED” her hair back into a pony tail or bun? SCRAPED? This drives me insane.
Nothing to add about ScarJo.
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Well, unless your maid has spent an hour combing your hair into a ‘do, Lady Mary-style, you are clearly a hoyden who has “scraped” her hair into some dismal shape. Good for you for pointing that out. Nice bit of lazy newsrag writing.
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It was never meant to work out for Ryan/ScarJo together. I agree she just wanted to have fun and also believe the whole image of Ryan’s the settled down type, along with Blake who appears to be the same. They are a hot couple…kinda wish I knew more about them…Like, at least a pic of her wedding dress!
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Um, unless I’m counting my knuckles all wrong, she’s actually wearing that ring on her pinky. So the only scraping here is what they were up to in order to publish this non-story
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She looks extraordinarily beautiful here.
For a few years there, she seemed to have lost her ‘pretty’, but shes been bringing it back in spades for the past year.
Why do I care to note this? Well, shes a bland actress, so I do think her sex appeal/beauty is a card Scarlett shouldnt lose.
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