Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Jan 30
'07
K-Fed still a douche who cannot rap despite his commercial

You probably saw this already, but the new insurance commercial with Kevin Federline manages to make him look self-aware and like a decent rapper. Someone wrote him some decent beats for once and mixed it well enough to make it seem like he’s this misunderstood hip hop guy who got dumped by Britney.

K-Fed’s Nationwide Insurance commercial, thanks to PopSugar:

Let me remind you that the guy cannot rap and remains a total douchebag despite looking decent in comparison to Britney. The only reason people are warming to him now is because he hasn’t received enough press for people to be reminded about his character. (And of course there’s the whole thing with Britney thinking people find her cooch more interesting than her youngest child.)

Right before Britney dumped his ass, K-Fed was told by an journalist that his watch was worth more than his yearly salary. He answered:

That’s my baby. Whenever I made some money that’s the first thing I went and bought…

My watch game is ridiculous — just jewelry in general. It’s an investment. I bought this [points to his watch], and it’s already gone up in value. All the jewelry I’m wearing has already gone up in value.

You’re not planning on selling it anytime soon are you?

Hell no. I ain’t getting rid of it. I’m going to go out and get some more.

And in case you started to think he might have talent because someone invested in a decent rapper to write some lyrics for him, here’s his Lose Control music video:

There were like 10 pictures of K-Fed posing in different outfits in the insert to his terrible “Playing with Fire” CD. This guy hasn’t changed, and he hasn’t morphed into a decent father and rapper overnight because some marketing people came up with a good idea.

Written by Celebitchy

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8 Responses to “K-Fed still a douche who cannot rap despite his commercial”

  1. We should get this guy together with Ashlee Simpson, they look made for each other…lets see:

    • K-Fed can’t sing, neither does Ashlee.
    • KFed thinks he is cool, so does Ashlee.
    • KFed is a man, so is Ashlee.
    • K-Fed is a retard, Ashlee Ashlee Ashlee.
    • KFed is a poser, Ashley too.
    • K-Fed has no skills whatsoever, hi Ashlee.
    • KFed owes his fame to a real celebrity, Ashlee thanks Jessica.
    • KFed should not be allowed to have kids, nuff said
    • KFed really sucks, Ashlee really sucks.

    Kevin Federline and Ashlee Simpson, the perfect couple.

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  2. Does Nationwide realize that a lot of people will never consider taking their business to them because K-fed is extremely disliked. I mean why would I take my business to a company who actually would pay K-fed to promote them…that would be like me paying K-fed.

    Sometimes Corporate America can make the most stupid moves.

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  3. I find it incredibly funny. I think everyone knows he sucks as a rapper, and sucks at life.. which is why he’s being protrayed the way he is. And I like him just a smidge more since he’s making fun of himself, however, I am reminded that he was willing to take cash rather than fight for custody over his babies, which just goes to show what he was in it for all along..

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  4. He’s not making fun of himself, so much as he is trying to get money from any source he knows how.
    I agree with every comment written by CB about him; he is a terrible ferret-faced loser and I’ll never prefer him to Britney. He’s a money-fingering leech and an arrogant nobody…..

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  5. although i am not a fan of his whole ghetto fabulous image, i much prefer him to britney.

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  6. that com is fucking hilarious. does’nt matter if hes a douche or not. let it go …I cracked up lots.

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  7. I think the commerical is hilarious!! I would stick up for him before Britney anyday!! GIVE HIM SOLE CUSTODY!!

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  8. the ability to laugh at yourself when the entire world thinks of you as nothing more then a “burger-flippin” moron is class in itself….give credit where credit is due….

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