Did Orlando Bloom tell wife Miranda Kerr to stop showing off her rack?

Miranda Kerr

Here’s a photo from Miranda Kerr’s Instagram account that shows her frolicking in the surf without wearing a shirt. She even put the black bar over her boobs herself so I didn’t have to do it. Isn’t that kind of her to do so? Well according to a story in this week’s Enquirer, Orlando Bloom was not happy about this photo surfacing online courtesy of Miranda herself, and he’s allegedly told her to stop flaunting her boobs unless it’s absolutely necessary to do so. This seems like a fairly ridiculous story from the very beginning, right? Miranda is a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and showing off her boobs is part of the job description. Plus, this “topless” photo that she just posted to her Instagram doesn’t even show any real boob. Still, the Enquirer maintains that Orlando is only concerned about Flynn being able to google his mom’s boobs someday. They’re out there already, so what’s the point? Let’s do this anyway:

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr

Orlando Bloom has had enough of wife Miranda Kerr’s boobs!

The Hobbit star has told the gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model to quit posting provocative pictures of herself online — because their 2-year-old son, Flynn, has started pointing out his mom’s “boobies” every time he sees a topless photo of her!

The feud about the nudie photos has been brewing for osme time, say insiders, but the situation came to a head in mid-March after the blue-eyed beauty posted a picture of herself baring her breasts on Instagram.

“Orland’s been biting his tongue over this for awhile, but it’s now getting to be too much,” an insider told the Enquirer. “He understands that in the past Miranda had to get naked for photo shoots because as a lingerie model, it was part of the job. But he is hoping that now she’s older and a mother, she will start phasing out of posting topless.”

Miranda, 29, was caught off-guard by her 36-year-old husband’s demands, and told Orlando that she’s trying to “build herself up as a brand” and keep her name out there. Being naked is nothing new for Australian-born Miranda — and she’s spoken publicly about her love of running around her home in the buff.

“Orlando doesn’t mind that she loves being naked around the house,” the insider added. “He just wants her to keep some clothing on for the internet gawkers!”

[From Enquirer, print edition, April 1, 2013]

I honestly don’t see Orlando getting upset about Miranda flashing her girls since that’s what she’s been doing for the past five years for VS and as a major part of her career. She’s done several “arty” nude shoots before and after she married Orlando, and I think she enjoys doing it so much that Flynn’s awareness of mommy’s boobs isn’t going to stop her from doing so. And I don’t think Orlando cares one bit as long as he’s the only one who gets to touch them (which sadly, is debatable at this point).

In Orlando-related news, there’s an unsubstantiated rumor floating around that he might be headed to Broadway for the lead role in Romeo and Juliet (possibly opposite Elizabeth Olsen). He seems a little bit old for the role, doesn’t he? Oh well.

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr

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  1. brin says:

    Yeah, I can just hear him telling her “stop flaunting your boobs unless it’s absolutely necessary to do so”…lol!

  2. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    He was in Lord of the Rings trilogy, not The Hobbit.

  3. R3dMarin3 says:

    Meanwhile in Australia, Miranda has lost her contract as the face of David Jones – a prestigious department store, who stated they are terminating their relationship with her due to her increasingly long list of demands she was making as part of the new deal.

  4. Joanna says:

    she looks really good in that dress

  5. Dea83 says:

    Lol! A bit too late to tell her to stop posing naked or posting naked pics!

  6. Diana says:

    He’d have been better off telling her not to mess around with Justin Bieber and other randoms while he’s away on location. BUT. Clearly the cleavage thing is the most important!

  7. epiphany says:

    Maybe they didn’t get the story quite right, and what he really said was, “stop flaunting your boobs at Leo DiCaprio.” Jusy sayin’.

  8. Littlewood says:

    He should have thought about that when he met her, she’s done all sorts of naked shoots and none of them were “artsy”. (which is just a stupid excuse IMO.) How about the one where she’s covered in oil crawling on the floor or the one where you can see her anus? Classy, she’s not.

  9. Christina says:

    Rack? What rack? I know men who have more cleavage than she does.

  10. Kitty says:

    Wow, he sure has lost a lot of his hotness. I used to find him irresistible, but now he just looks old and tired.

  11. Miss Jupitero says:

    I loved running around the house in the buff and approve of nakedness. I sincerely doubt that anyone would marry someone who does this for a living and object, and the idea that Flynn is going to be traumatized if she doesn’t miraculously turn into Florence Henderson is just hilarious. I know whole families that are naked all the. Time. Big whoop.

    Romeo? Orlando, you cannot be serious…. They are going to have to work hard to reverse age him as it is in the Hobbit. He’s gone a bit to seed since his heartthrob days. Remember when every teeny bopper had a crush on Legolas?

    • SaneTruths says:

      There is nothing shameful about nudity BUT when a woman is photographed as a sex object for men to lust over- that is completely different and that is what Flynn has to look forward to seeing.

      I don’t believe this article either because Orlando says that he finds it “flattering” that men eye up his wife (not proud but an ego boosting for him “flattering”)

      • Littlewood says:

        I agree it’s not about the nudity. Flynn is going to be teased to hell and back for having a mother who lifts her skirt to Uncle Terry or injects things in his ass on camera. Didn’t Pamela Anderson’s sons go through hell for the same reasons?

      • Miss Jupitero says:

        If she were doing porno full frontal and lewd acts I might agree, but VS is pretty tame. Lots of women who model and even those who act in adult films manage to have families and be good mothers. I resist this idea because it leads dangerously close to the idea that an adult model is automatically an unfit mother.

      • Littlewood says:

        She’s done way more than just VS though. Just google her, her naked ass is all over the internet. Young lads don’t need much to bully someone else.

  12. SaneTruths says:

    She is an idiot, the bitch cheats with multiple men and she gets dumped by David Jones yet not by her husband? Something isnt right there :/ No wonder he goes off to Turkey to do Magnum ice cream adverts, I bet he is eating loads of them to soothe himself that he should have got away from her when the cheating stuff started, before long they will both be known as the foreign advert couple as that is all they will both have work wise!

  13. Madpoe says:

    Sorry. I can’t see them married when he’s 87 years old or even 48.

  14. Simmy says:

    I doubt this is true. It’s not like he didn’t know she was a VS model when they got married.

    I’d like to see him on Broadway, but Romeo? Tybalt would be a better fit. I’m sure they could find someone a better age and just as handsome for Romeo.

  15. Tig says:

    He was so gorgeous- once I was stuck on a plane for an eternity and was had no choice but to watch “Kingdom of Heaven” a zillion times- forget the elf- he never looked better than in that movie.

    He’s way too old for Romeo- he’d be a good Mercusio (sp?) tho. All those VS bags of bones look the same to me, so don’t know much about her.

  16. Lisa says:

    Too old for Romeo? for a movie but not for the theatre. In Theate public is far enough to don’t see the real age of an actor.

  17. BreeinSEA says:

    Does anyone else see that porno shot asking about growing your penis bigger!??

  18. KellyinSeattle says:

    I hate the first dress, and don’t really like the second. Orlando just looks tired to me.

  19. I Choose Me says:

    Scratches head at the gone to seed comment. He looks pretty damned good to me. Full head of hair, lean figure, great smile. What am I missing?

    I like her dress in the first picture.

  20. Oyn says:

    It’s just boobs. He is married to a lingerie model who relishes in attention so much that she posts “sexy” breastfeeding photos everywhere, so he ought know that by now.

  21. Ginger says:

    Its sad but true that models who do nudity get paid more than models who don’t and if she is comfortable doing so, I don’t see an issue with it. If I were her partner however, that might be an issue. Everyone feels differently about it. I really don’t see him caring about his child seeing it when he is so young. Perhaps it might embarrass him if were older but he’s not. I could see her hubby having an issue with her posting on a social site rather than a professional job possibly. There could be some truth to that.

  22. Sam H x says:

    @I Choose Me – Me too, I think he looks really gorgeous! Has aged very well IMO…x

  23. SydneySpy says:

    Wow, I’ve (deliberately) missed it all; What cheating? What ads? I did hear about the David Jones thing, though, but that’s because it was all over the news, so earth-shattering was it. An “older Robert Pattinson” is a perfect description of him. As for her, she’s an overpaid, over-indulged, over-exposed (no pun) strumpet, who still tries to play Little-Miss-Innocent. I wish they’d both sod off.

    • Littlewood says:

      What were they saying on the Aussie news about David Jones, that it was mutual or that she was fired? She slept with Leo D and Justin B around the time of the last VSFS, Lainey has confirmed it. And there have been rumors about her sleeping with a photographer (Chris Colls) during most of her wedding. Orlando hasn’t been in a noteworthy movie since 2007 and has a woman that burns more money then she earns so he had to do some Magnum commercials and looking very happy even though he’s on a different continent then his wife (she had a car accident 2 weeks ago and was fired the other day) but doesn’t seem in a hurry to go back. That’s about it. Oh and Miranda is MIA since the news broke.