Did Orlando Bloom tell wife Miranda Kerr to stop showing off her rack?

Miranda Kerr

Here’s a photo from Miranda Kerr’s Instagram account that shows her frolicking in the surf without wearing a shirt. She even put the black bar over her boobs herself so I didn’t have to do it. Isn’t that kind of her to do so? Well according to a story in this week’s Enquirer, Orlando Bloom was not happy about this photo surfacing online courtesy of Miranda herself, and he’s allegedly told her to stop flaunting her boobs unless it’s absolutely necessary to do so. This seems like a fairly ridiculous story from the very beginning, right? Miranda is a Victoria’s Secret Angel, and showing off her boobs is part of the job description. Plus, this “topless” photo that she just posted to her Instagram doesn’t even show any real boob. Still, the Enquirer maintains that Orlando is only concerned about Flynn being able to google his mom’s boobs someday. They’re out there already, so what’s the point? Let’s do this anyway:

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr

Orlando Bloom has had enough of wife Miranda Kerr’s boobs!

The Hobbit star has told the gorgeous Victoria’s Secret model to quit posting provocative pictures of herself online — because their 2-year-old son, Flynn, has started pointing out his mom’s “boobies” every time he sees a topless photo of her!

The feud about the nudie photos has been brewing for osme time, say insiders, but the situation came to a head in mid-March after the blue-eyed beauty posted a picture of herself baring her breasts on Instagram.

“Orland’s been biting his tongue over this for awhile, but it’s now getting to be too much,” an insider told the Enquirer. “He understands that in the past Miranda had to get naked for photo shoots because as a lingerie model, it was part of the job. But he is hoping that now she’s older and a mother, she will start phasing out of posting topless.”

Miranda, 29, was caught off-guard by her 36-year-old husband’s demands, and told Orlando that she’s trying to “build herself up as a brand” and keep her name out there. Being naked is nothing new for Australian-born Miranda — and she’s spoken publicly about her love of running around her home in the buff.

“Orlando doesn’t mind that she loves being naked around the house,” the insider added. “He just wants her to keep some clothing on for the internet gawkers!”

[From Enquirer, print edition, April 1, 2013]

I honestly don’t see Orlando getting upset about Miranda flashing her girls since that’s what she’s been doing for the past five years for VS and as a major part of her career. She’s done several “arty” nude shoots before and after she married Orlando, and I think she enjoys doing it so much that Flynn’s awareness of mommy’s boobs isn’t going to stop her from doing so. And I don’t think Orlando cares one bit as long as he’s the only one who gets to touch them (which sadly, is debatable at this point).

In Orlando-related news, there’s an unsubstantiated rumor floating around that he might be headed to Broadway for the lead role in Romeo and Juliet (possibly opposite Elizabeth Olsen). He seems a little bit old for the role, doesn’t he? Oh well.

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr

Orlando Bloom Miranda Kerr

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  1. brin says:

    Yeah, I can just hear him telling her “stop flaunting your boobs unless it’s absolutely necessary to do so”…lol!

    • V4Real says:

      What rack; she has a chest like a 12 year old boy, let her flaunt it.

      • Celeste says:

        I agree that she has a small chest.
        I also believe her noted response; I would guess that she calls the paparazzi almost as much as L Rimes. Almost. Maybe they should become bff’s and parade around in bikinis all day.

      • j.eyre says:

        But it has gotten smaller, right? I remember it used to be larger – didn’t it?

      • V4Real says:

        Those Victoria Secret Miracle Bra’s actually worked; LOL. Maybe they were larger during and after pregnancy; she did breastfeed, so she says.

    • MCraw says:

      I can understand why he’d be upset at the Instagram foto. It’s not a VS shoot, not for a magazine, not for anything she was paid to put out. It’s just her sharing her sexiness/obscured nudity for no other reason than to be gawked at. Unless it’s something paid, why is she doing it? I don’t think that’s a far out demand from him. But then again… Demand fidelity from that ho!

      • Littlewood says:

        The only thing she’s always selling is herself and her Kora, now that she is fired from David Jones she needs all the help she can get selling her overpriced crap.

  2. Bored suburbanhousewife says:

    He was in Lord of the Rings trilogy, not The Hobbit.

    • Ellen says:

      They wrote him into the Hobbit, too. He has a fair-sized role in the next movie when his elvish dad imprisons the dwarves.

      • Amelia says:

        *ahem*
        Spoilers 😉

      • Bored suburbanhousewife says:

        Didn’t know that, thanks! Wonder if he will ever evolve beyond an elf professionally. Reminds me of an older Rob Pattinson, and both have embarrassing partners.

      • Littlewood says:

        How can a movie about a book that has been written in 1937 still be spoiled?

      • GoodCapon says:

        Regardless of the year the book was published, some of us still haven’t gotten around to reading it yet 😉

        For the record I’ve read the summary on Wiki so I don’t mind Hobbit spoilers. But I haven’t read some of the older classics so I don’t like being spoiled, whether it was intentional or not.

      • Lou says:

        Yeah, but there comes a time when it’s not spoiling anymore. It’s not a random poster’s fault that you’ve never bothered to read it! Come on. What’s next, putting spoiler alerts up when talking about Romeo and Juliet committing suicide?

        After 50 years, all spoiler alerts are off, IMHO. 😀

      • Lulu.T.O. says:

        Agree! Especially when it comes to such well known classics. Re. spoilers that is.

      • GoodCapon says:

        But Lou,I think Romeo & Juliet is a bit different from The Hobbit. I think the R&J ending is well-known and pretty much ingrained in pop culture so even if you haven’t read the book you would know at least what happens to them in the end. A bit like how everyone knows the ship will sink in the Titanic (well it was based on a historical event but you get my drift).

        🙂

  3. R3dMarin3 says:

    Meanwhile in Australia, Miranda has lost her contract as the face of David Jones – a prestigious department store, who stated they are terminating their relationship with her due to her increasingly long list of demands she was making as part of the new deal.

  4. Joanna says:

    she looks really good in that dress

  5. Dea83 says:

    Lol! A bit too late to tell her to stop posing naked or posting naked pics!

    • jess says:

      Neither of them are American…I doubt they have any issues with exposed breasts like they do here in the states, you know?

      • Dea83 says:

        I think that good taste is not a matter of nationality/country…but to each his own of course!

      • MisJes says:

        And may I say that even though Miranda is always running about flashing her little boobies, it doesn’t mean all us Australians do likewise!

  6. Diana says:

    He’d have been better off telling her not to mess around with Justin Bieber and other randoms while he’s away on location. BUT. Clearly the cleavage thing is the most important!

  7. epiphany says:

    Maybe they didn’t get the story quite right, and what he really said was, “stop flaunting your boobs at Leo DiCaprio.” Jusy sayin’.

  8. CS says:

    Sounds like crap.

  9. Littlewood says:

    He should have thought about that when he met her, she’s done all sorts of naked shoots and none of them were “artsy”. (which is just a stupid excuse IMO.) How about the one where she’s covered in oil crawling on the floor or the one where you can see her anus? Classy, she’s not.

  10. Christina says:

    Rack? What rack? I know men who have more cleavage than she does.

  11. Kitty says:

    Wow, he sure has lost a lot of his hotness. I used to find him irresistible, but now he just looks old and tired.

  12. Miss Jupitero says:

    I loved running around the house in the buff and approve of nakedness. I sincerely doubt that anyone would marry someone who does this for a living and object, and the idea that Flynn is going to be traumatized if she doesn’t miraculously turn into Florence Henderson is just hilarious. I know whole families that are naked all the. Time. Big whoop.

    Romeo? Orlando, you cannot be serious…. They are going to have to work hard to reverse age him as it is in the Hobbit. He’s gone a bit to seed since his heartthrob days. Remember when every teeny bopper had a crush on Legolas?

    • SaneTruths says:

      There is nothing shameful about nudity BUT when a woman is photographed as a sex object for men to lust over- that is completely different and that is what Flynn has to look forward to seeing.

      I don’t believe this article either because Orlando says that he finds it “flattering” that men eye up his wife (not proud but an ego boosting for him “flattering”)

      • Littlewood says:

        I agree it’s not about the nudity. Flynn is going to be teased to hell and back for having a mother who lifts her skirt to Uncle Terry or injects things in his ass on camera. Didn’t Pamela Anderson’s sons go through hell for the same reasons?

      • Miss Jupitero says:

        If she were doing porno full frontal and lewd acts I might agree, but VS is pretty tame. Lots of women who model and even those who act in adult films manage to have families and be good mothers. I resist this idea because it leads dangerously close to the idea that an adult model is automatically an unfit mother.

      • Littlewood says:

        She’s done way more than just VS though. Just google her, her naked ass is all over the internet. Young lads don’t need much to bully someone else.

  13. SaneTruths says:

    She is an idiot, the bitch cheats with multiple men and she gets dumped by David Jones yet not by her husband? Something isnt right there :/ No wonder he goes off to Turkey to do Magnum ice cream adverts, I bet he is eating loads of them to soothe himself that he should have got away from her when the cheating stuff started, before long they will both be known as the foreign advert couple as that is all they will both have work wise!

  14. Madpoe says:

    Sorry. I can’t see them married when he’s 87 years old or even 48.

  15. Simmy says:

    I doubt this is true. It’s not like he didn’t know she was a VS model when they got married.

    I’d like to see him on Broadway, but Romeo? Tybalt would be a better fit. I’m sure they could find someone a better age and just as handsome for Romeo.

  16. Tig says:

    He was so gorgeous- once I was stuck on a plane for an eternity and was had no choice but to watch “Kingdom of Heaven” a zillion times- forget the elf- he never looked better than in that movie.

    He’s way too old for Romeo- he’d be a good Mercusio (sp?) tho. All those VS bags of bones look the same to me, so don’t know much about her.

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      Too old for Mercurio, nope. This really is a young persons play. Mercurio needs that impulsive youthful quality and should be red hot. He could be Juliet’s father though.

    • j.eyre says:

      I agree – too old for any of the main characters. He could get away with Prince Escalus possibly, but I imagine that role is too small for him. On the very outside, they may be able to put him in as Paris – but they really shouldn’t.

      Has he ever done Shakespeare? R&J is certainly starter Bard so he might be able to do it, but I have my doubts.

      (I do like Orlando. I realize it doesn;t sound that way)

      • Miss Jupitero says:

        I don’t dislike him. I just don’t think this is his play.

        Has he not done any Shakespeare? I always thought this was standard issue for British actors who went to drama school.

      • j.eyre says:

        I agree, although 10 years ago he would have been a great Romeo. Unfortunately that is not a compliment in my book – I have never liked Romeo. I am a Mercutio girl, myself.

        It probably is standard – I mean I had to do Shakespeare and I didn’t even minor in theater. Did he go to drama school? I realize I know very little about little Mr. Bloom.

  17. Lisa says:

    Too old for Romeo? for a movie but not for the theatre. In Theate public is far enough to don’t see the real age of an actor.

    • mimi says:

      Even for film- he is certainly not too old for Romeo, if they cast someone older for Juliet.

      I can’t stand the pairing of older guys with very young women.

  18. BreeinSEA says:

    Does anyone else see that porno shot asking about growing your penis bigger!??

  19. KellyinSeattle says:

    I hate the first dress, and don’t really like the second. Orlando just looks tired to me.

  20. I Choose Me says:

    Scratches head at the gone to seed comment. He looks pretty damned good to me. Full head of hair, lean figure, great smile. What am I missing?

    I like her dress in the first picture.

  21. Oyn says:

    It’s just boobs. He is married to a lingerie model who relishes in attention so much that she posts “sexy” breastfeeding photos everywhere, so he ought know that by now.

  22. Ginger says:

    Its sad but true that models who do nudity get paid more than models who don’t and if she is comfortable doing so, I don’t see an issue with it. If I were her partner however, that might be an issue. Everyone feels differently about it. I really don’t see him caring about his child seeing it when he is so young. Perhaps it might embarrass him if were older but he’s not. I could see her hubby having an issue with her posting on a social site rather than a professional job possibly. There could be some truth to that.

  23. Sam H x says:

    @I Choose Me – Me too, I think he looks really gorgeous! Has aged very well IMO…x

  24. SydneySpy says:

    Wow, I’ve (deliberately) missed it all; What cheating? What ads? I did hear about the David Jones thing, though, but that’s because it was all over the news, so earth-shattering was it. An “older Robert Pattinson” is a perfect description of him. As for her, she’s an overpaid, over-indulged, over-exposed (no pun) strumpet, who still tries to play Little-Miss-Innocent. I wish they’d both sod off.

    • Littlewood says:

      What were they saying on the Aussie news about David Jones, that it was mutual or that she was fired? She slept with Leo D and Justin B around the time of the last VSFS, Lainey has confirmed it. And there have been rumors about her sleeping with a photographer (Chris Colls) during most of her wedding. Orlando hasn’t been in a noteworthy movie since 2007 and has a woman that burns more money then she earns so he had to do some Magnum commercials and looking very happy even though he’s on a different continent then his wife (she had a car accident 2 weeks ago and was fired the other day) but doesn’t seem in a hurry to go back. That’s about it. Oh and Miranda is MIA since the news broke.