Lindsay Lohan is a crackie homewrecker, she slept with some woman’s fiancé

Would it surprise you to learn that Lindsay Lohan is a cracked-out homewrecker? No? It really shouldn’t surprise you. Remember Lindsay’s sketchy situation with Vikram Chatwal? He’s the millionaire hotelier who has funded Lindsay’s lifestyle on and off for a few years. During those years, Vikram was married (although somewhat estranged from his wife, but the wife was still around and Lindsay had a crack hissy fit about it). And I’m sure there have been other married or “taken” men in Lindsay’s past, only no one really cares about it because being a “homewrecker” is seriously the least of Lindsay’s bad qualities. Plus, at the end of the day, if your man willingly sleeps with the Cracken, I’m sorry to tell you that you really shouldn’t be with that dude. That’s SO gross. So it’s kind of funny to me that Radar/Star is trying to make the “homewrecker” thing stick:

Lindsay Lohan has been labeled “a homewrecker” by a woman who claims the Mean Girls actress stole her former fiance, according to an exclusive new report in Star magazine. Aesha Waks alleges that troubled Lindsay, 26, hooked up with her boyfriend of five years, Liam McMullan last December.

“Lindsay destroyed my world,” a distraught Aesha tells Star. “I am devastated and still love him, but he says he wants to be with her and save her.”

Aesha goes on to tell Star about how she found out that she had been kicked to the curb.

“I was supposed to spend Christmas day with Liam and his family, but he cancelled,” Aesha reveals.

“A few days later, Liam finally got in touch and said that he and Lindsay had formed a ‘deep spiritual relationship.’ He admitted that he had actually been with Lindsay on Christmas, lying in bed for hours together.”

When reached for comment, McMullan shot down Waks’ homewrecking claims, telling Star they had already split before he started hooking up with Lohan.

To read the full shocking story, pick up the new issue of Star magazine — on newsstands Thursday.

[From Radar]

OMG. I would be so embarrassed if I was that woman. What would you do if you were dumped in favor of the Cracken??! I would never show my face in public again. And I certainly wouldn’t try to make it into some kind of scandal by telling my story to Star Magazine, unless the point of all of this is to warm Liam McMullan’s future sex partners that he’s been infected with Cracken Syndrome. But I doubt that’s this woman’s goal. She just wants attention. Girl, you’re better off without him. Association with the Cracken is Dealbreaker #1.

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  1. Kate says:

    Ugh, his junk touched her junk! Why would you want that back!?!?!?

    • Tiffany says:

      Exactly! She should be thankful that loser is gone and focus on decontaminating herself!

  2. Stoner says:

    Haha! What a great post-refresh headline.

  3. MonicaQ says:

    Why would she tell anyone?! Oh no no no. That’s just, “You know what? Who was that guy? I never dated him.” And you just pretend it never happened/it was a lapse in judgement.

    I showed my husband this story and he’s usually a pretty mellow guy but he stepped back away from the computer. “That’s a whole lot of ‘no’ in a ‘nope’ bag of ‘do not want’ sold in the store of ‘who done it and why’. I’m going to go make toast.”

  4. Joanna says:

    uhh, if this broad was so humiliated,why would she go tell a tabloid about it? oh, wait, that’s right, money! no sympathy here.

  5. Happymom says:

    I’d be too busy bathing in bleach and wiping all traces of him from my life to sell my story.

    • booboocita says:

      I was thinking I’d have to dip myself in kerosene, but bleach works, too.

      Public awareness of AIDS first occurred when I was in college in the 80s, and I remember all those public service ads in which the announcer would declaim in portentuous tones: “When you sleep with someone, you’re sleeping with everyone he/she slept with,” or words to that effect. So nailing anyone who’s been with the Cracken is the equivalent of a night with Vikram, with Sam Ronson, with the kid from The Wanted, with Wilmer Valderrama, and countless others, known and unknown. Urgh.

    • Thiajoka says:

      I’d also be waiting down at the Health Department hours before they opened to be tested for Hep, HIV, Crabs, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, and whatever else STDs there are to be tested for.

      • MK says:

        Just imagine, walking into to the clinic, and the receptionist asks you, “What are you seeing the doctor for today?”

        And you tell her your boyfriend slept with Lindsay Lohan.

  6. Mia 4S says:

    Lady get tested…for everything!

    Seriously if this guy had a spiritual connection with the Cracken you didn’t so much dodge a bullet as dodge a nuclear warhead.

  7. marie says:

    “but he wants to be with her and save her.” crotch rot brought on screwing the Cracken will do that to a person, it’s a said effect, makes you delusional. next he’ll start driving erratically, and looting all his friends.

  8. truthful says:

    I feel guilty, I laughed so loud at the title alone.

    that poor woman, I would have never admitted it. yuck!

  9. eileen says:

    OMG I would cut his dong off if he DARED touch me after being with Cracky McToxicWaste!!

  10. clare says:

    I hate how the focus is always the other woman… If a man wants to cheat.. he is going to cheat (and vice versa). Who he cheats with is an afterthought. Lindsay didn’t ruin this woman’s life. Her husband ruined it by being a cheater.

    • Kim says:

      I agree and it is women primarily who give men a pass.A cheating spouse is the homewrecker in every case. Her man destroyed their relationship.

      • Bread and Circuses says:

        I figure it’s a psychological cop-out.

        It’s so much easier to hate the stranger/home-wrecker than to hate the guy you love–even when he betrayed you and deserves all the blame for breaking up your relationship.

    • Happyhat says:

      +1
      Why Linsay (or any ‘other woman’) is the homewrecker always urks me.

      The husband cheated, he’s the homewrecker! A homewrecker with unfortunate taste…

      • Babette says:

        Exactly! As I heard recently, women should NOT be as angry with a “homewrecker” as with their boyfriend/husband/fiancée…the man is the one who committed to you, not the woman. If the man had integrity, he would never cheat. Now women who aggressively go after a committed man, well, she’s rotten, but be angry at the guy for not understanding and honoring the commitment.

      • Poink517 says:

        Me too. Guys can think for themselves.

    • some bitch says:

      Nailed it.

      It takes two to tango and the dude’s at fault too.

    • my .02 says:

      +1.

      If he was screwing her, it’s his fault. He could have said no.

    • Johanna says:

      I agree 100%!!! I’m no Lindsay fan but I hate it when anyone, especially fellow women, perpetuate this sexist crap. They are both at fault – but the unattached woman would be certainly less to blame than the attached man!

    • Ramona Q. says:

      Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

    • lucy2 says:

      Seriously. She was engaged to a guy who was willing to sleep with Lindsay Lohan. He was no prize, honey!

    • Hakura says:

      @Clare – “Lindsay didn’t ruin this woman’s life. Her husband ruined it by being a cheater.

      Almost word-for-word what I would’ve commented, if you hadn’t beaten me to it.

      The only one in this situation who has responsibility to the woman is her husband, not the woman he slept with. (although DECENT women wouldn’t even consider being with another woman’s man.)

  11. dcypher1 says:

    Any man whos touched the cracken is tainted forever and shouldnt be touched by any other woman again is the shagging curse of the cracken. You were warned. Beware.

    • marie says:

      ha ha, the offenders should turn a green hue, and their bits should fall off as a warning to other like minded folk.

  12. Georgina says:

    The shame of being tossed aside for Lilo would be enough to keep my mouth shut. That, and I’d be too damn busy scrubbing my body with bleach and getting tested for every STD known to man to call up Star and sell my story.

  13. FLORC says:

    I’m having a really hard time believing this.
    Who would willingly sleep with a walking Bio hazard. How does she keep getting men and getting those men to pay for everything? Also, Lindsey doing something immoral isn’t news.

  14. teehee says:

    If he even gets within a mile of cracken, he was never worth it to begin with.

  15. PinkG says:

    BS! This is a planted story to try and get BlowHan’s sexy back. Newsflash – It’s NEVER coming back. Gone FOREVER!

  16. Yelly says:

    I can’t imagine what she smells like.

    • Sarcasmo says:

      A whimsical blend of the vodka sweats, crack residue, a Coachella porto-let, and remember, back in the day, when people could smoke in bars & clubs, what your hair and clothes smelled like when you finally rolled in at 4 a.m.?

      Yeah, that.

  17. Agnes says:

    I’m not defending the Cracken and her despicable behavior, but it’s up to to dude not to cheat and wreck his home/relationship.

    • Original A says:

      Agreed, the dude wrecked his own “home”. It takes two to tango, but ultimately each person is primarily responsible for their own relationship.

  18. erika says:

    donate your body to science NOW so they can start researching NEW STD’s…

    get yourself to an STD clinic and fast…

  19. Dawn says:

    And water is wet. I wonder who would win if Dianah Lohan and Kris Jenner threw down for worst mothers on earth? At least at one time Lindsey could act.

  20. realitycheck says:

    one day I imagine going back and looking at the archive of posts on Lindsay when she has expired, similar to what I did when Whitney died and say that she had it coming. there is no way her life will be long and it will end in total tragedy.

  21. JL says:

    No sympathy here. Who screwed who or made the 1st move has got to be based on who had the crack.

    I, personally, would dip myself in bleach get in a tanning bed and burn all traces of that skank (either one of them) from my body then keep my mouth shut FOREVER for even thinking of having someone that would touch Lilo!

  22. Ruby Red Lips says:

    But where does this dude fit in now as Lilo has her new boyf avi…

  23. Cool Phosphorescent Shimmer says:

    I don’t believe this story. I don’t think Lindsay has sex for free. Now if this woman had said she saw cancelled checks in the bank statement, then yeah.

  24. WendyNerd says:

    No impulse control. And I’m talking about the guy as well as Lindsay.

  25. bea says:

    Chins up, Lindsay!

  26. Holden says:

    She should be thanking her lucky stars she found out before homeboy brought back some of the burn for her.

  27. WendyNerd says:

    I always crack up whenever I read a story that refers to her as “The Mean Girls Star”. How much do you want to bet that Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfriend, Amy Poehler and Tina Fey look on it as like, “Oh that’s that film nobody remembers I was in”?

    That’s what always gets me about whenever someone tries to portray Lindsay as some sort of her great acting talent. Her biggest career triumph was Mean Girls! A film in which she played a teenage girl….. when she was a teenage girl. On top of that, she wasn’t even particularly funny in it. Rachel McAdams and Lizzy Caplan were acting circles around her and she had almost none of the actual comedy. She was the straight man while everyone else was funny around her. She’s never shown any truly great acting talent. She was hot, charismatic and marketable for a while. That’s it. But for some reason lots of people still seem to love feeding her delusion. I’m starting to wonder if maybe it’s just some huge inside practical joke.

  28. Maria says:

    “deep spiritual relationship” means that she gives good BJs.

    also i dont understand those kind of men. if you are that rich and just looking for a young willing girl there are tens of millions of girls who are way better.

    i mean if i spent 250,000$ on a car i wouldnt want a fifteen year old car with 1 million miles on it.

    maybe its a fetish. the next step from the heroin look models.

  29. Helvetica says:

    Why would anyone want to claim that? Gross.

    If this is a true story, that woman better get tested for STDs STAT.

  30. Green is Good says:

    To be frank, my immediate reaction upon discovering my partner was stepping out on me was being angry at the person they cheated with. But I took a deep breath. The person my parter was sleeping with didn’t betray me. My partner did. And it’s sucks.

  31. Grace says:

    Why do men keep sleeping with this creature? She looks like she has all of the STD’s known to man and a few that haven’t been discovered yet. Just no.
    She’s probably an S&M slave for pay. That’s probably why she’s always bruised and she keeps getting high-ups to pay for her.

  32. Susie Q says:

    Um, the guy says he’d already broken up with his gf, as much as everyone likes to shit on Lindsay there is no story here THIS time…

    • WendyNerd says:

      RIght, and we all know that everything said to the press is 100% truthful at all times.

      • Bread and Circuses says:

        See KK’s link below. The woman making the claim is about as trustworthy as Lindsay herself.

      • Susie Q says:

        Nerd, who’s to say toots isn’t the liar? You just said you can’t believe everything you read. Quit making me defend Cracken.

  33. Madriani's Girl says:

    Good God in heaven. If I was intimately involved with a guy and I found out he even let that nasty wh*re BREATHE on him, I’d dump him so fast, his head would spin clean off. And then I’d hustle to my doctor for an STD screen and then head to church to pray all night that I didnt’ catch anything.

  34. madpoe says:

    There’s one kiss and tell story that should have never seen the light of daylight, b/c I’m sure this was all done in drunken darkness. Why on earth would you, idk, unearth sleeping with the cracken?

  35. KellyinSeattle says:

    The guy is completely to blame, too…what an idiot! I’ll try to say something nice: her top isn’t as bad as her regular styling. But, her attorney always looks like he’s hungover and getting ready to rant a road rage, and like his face would blow up to a red when he’s mad.

  36. sashavice says:

    I hate when people say “some woman”, “some chick”, it’s so dismissive. No one ever says “some man”.

  37. Bess says:

    From another site…

    Apparently the Cracken wasn’t such a joy to work with yesterday on the set of Anger Management. She was late and looked like she was up all night partying.

  38. bangarang says:

    “but he wants to be with her and save her.”

    Yes you can be saved if you are willing to change/be saved, otherwise is some romantic delusion people fall for

  39. KK says:

    Guys, read up on this couple. Aesha Waks is essentially a failed Lindsay Lohan wannabe artist/actress & famewhore. Her parents are stupid rich and she got engaged to this hipster dude with famous artist parents cred — Liam — when she was 31 and he was 21. Little creepy.
    What did you expect, lady?

    http://stylelikeu.com/closets/liam-mcmullan-and-aesha-waks/

    • Dawning Red says:

      But Lindsay herself is a failed actress! When someone fails at copying a failure, wouldn’t that make her a success? 🙂

      • KK says:

        Aww, c’mon. Lindsay may be failed now but she had years of enormous success. This chick never even made it off the ground is what I’m trying to say.

  40. joe says:

    How come no one cared when Miley stole her Liam from an engaged woman?

  41. DailyNightly says:

    So where is this guy? Have we ever seen him with her?

  42. msw says:

    Whatever. Lindsay wasn’t the one who cheated. I’m over this whole “homewrecker” thing. It’s the responsibility of the person in the relationship not to cheat.

  43. yoon says:

    Why is she wearing like 29356238 necklaces?