If you’ve been on Hollywood Life at all this week, you know that Robert Pattinson has returned from Australia and he and Kristen Stewart are back to being loved-up all over the place. I guess Kristen deserves a slow-clap for that, maybe? Because I thought FOR SURE Sparkles was over it and he wanted to dump her, but it looks like they’re still hanging out and spending a lot of time together. But here is the most bizarre twist I’ve ever heard: is Kristen also spending time with Lindsay Lohan?!!? Page Six claims Lindsay Lohan “has found an unlikely ally” with Kristen and LL has been chilling out with Sparkles and K-Stew lately.
Lindsay Lohan has found an unlikely ally in her quest to be better understood by the public and the media — Kristen Stewart. We have exclusively learned Lohan, who’s refusing to go to court-ordered rehab until after Coachella, is hanging out with her.
A source told us, “They met through one of Lindsay’s friends who also knows Kristen. Lindsay was invited up to Kristen’s house last week, and they hung out with Robert Pattinson, who was back from filming in Australia.”
The source said the women found they had a lot in common: “Lindsay and Kristen discussed their careers, creative ideas and how they deal with living under the focus of the media and the paparazzi.”
For the love of God. I’m going to give Kristen some credit here – I try to do that ocassionally! – and say that this Page Six story comes entirely from Camp Crackie and that this is Lindsay’s cracked-out interpretation of Kristen maybe saying hello to Lindsay once in passing. I really don’t think Kristen or Rob would want to spend any significant time with the Titanic cracktastrophe that is Lindsay Lohan. AT ALL. This is probably what happened: Lindsay heard that Kristen and Rob were at some club or something, so she crack-stalked them and “showed up”. As soon as K-Stew and Rob saw that she was there, they left, barely exchanging pleasantries beyond “Hey.” And somehow that became “Lindsay and Kristen discussed their careers, creative ideas and how they deal with living under the focus of the media and the paparazzi” in someone’s crack-addled mind.
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