Lindsay Lohan wants you to believe she’s partying with Kristen Stewart & Sparkles

If you’ve been on Hollywood Life at all this week, you know that Robert Pattinson has returned from Australia and he and Kristen Stewart are back to being loved-up all over the place. I guess Kristen deserves a slow-clap for that, maybe? Because I thought FOR SURE Sparkles was over it and he wanted to dump her, but it looks like they’re still hanging out and spending a lot of time together. But here is the most bizarre twist I’ve ever heard: is Kristen also spending time with Lindsay Lohan?!!? Page Six claims Lindsay Lohan “has found an unlikely ally” with Kristen and LL has been chilling out with Sparkles and K-Stew lately.

Lindsay Lohan has found an unlikely ally in her quest to be better understood by the public and the media — Kristen Stewart. We have exclusively learned Lohan, who’s refusing to go to court-ordered rehab until after Coachella, is hanging out with her.

A source told us, “They met through one of Lindsay’s friends who also knows Kristen. Lindsay was invited up to Kristen’s house last week, and they hung out with Robert Pattinson, who was back from filming in Australia.”

The source said the women found they had a lot in common: “Lindsay and Kristen discussed their careers, creative ideas and how they deal with living under the focus of the media and the paparazzi.”

[From Page Six]

For the love of God. I’m going to give Kristen some credit here – I try to do that ocassionally! – and say that this Page Six story comes entirely from Camp Crackie and that this is Lindsay’s cracked-out interpretation of Kristen maybe saying hello to Lindsay once in passing. I really don’t think Kristen or Rob would want to spend any significant time with the Titanic cracktastrophe that is Lindsay Lohan. AT ALL. This is probably what happened: Lindsay heard that Kristen and Rob were at some club or something, so she crack-stalked them and “showed up”. As soon as K-Stew and Rob saw that she was there, they left, barely exchanging pleasantries beyond “Hey.” And somehow that became “Lindsay and Kristen discussed their careers, creative ideas and how they deal with living under the focus of the media and the paparazzi” in someone’s crack-addled mind.

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  1. Mia 4S says:

    Oh please Easter Bunny, let this be true! I don’t need any Easter chocolate. This would entertain me for weeks if it was true , LOL.

    I like how it’s not Jennifer Lawrence, even for Crackie that would be aiming too high!

  2. Hannah says:

    Her assistant said both Rob & Kristen planned his birthday party recently, and they’ve been papped with him, so I think there could be more truth to this than people would like to believe.

  3. Kasia says:

    I never thought I would say that, but in comparison to Lindsay, Kristen comes across as a perfectly normal young adult. I can’t imagine these two hanging out together.

  4. Cool Phosphorescent Shimmer says:

    Maybe Lohan Inc. thought we’d buy it today because of the “homewrecker” thing yesterday. Timing is everything!

  5. Evie says:

    I was wondering what a 40 year old woman would have in common with these two…then I realised Lindsay is only 26. Tragic. This trainwreck is barely entertaining anymore.

  6. Julia says:

    I think that this story might be true.
    I remember when Kristen and Robert were photographed after the scandal at a restaurant with a bunch of friends a lot of Sparkles fans were screaming that they were hanging out with one of Lindsay’s close friend.

  7. mia girl says:

    Note to Lindsey – if Stewart asks you “Dude, are you into backwards hats?” she’s not referring to some new drug or sexual act.

  8. Talie says:

    Lindsay’s friend Gavin was profiled in the NY Times and he is the one who is “friends” with Rob and Kristen. I’m not sure how well, but he claimed they hosted his birthday party last year. They aren’t immune to hangers-on, it seems.

  9. Ev says:

    Lindsay looks finished, her eyes are dead.
    when you compare the photos of them, you can really see the difference and how far gone she is.
    I feel sorry for her, even if she’s a manipulate a-hole, that’s all she knows how to be, no one cared about her enough to teach her anything about being a regular human being and that’s just sad.

    • Kaye says:

      Very true. I feel sorry for her also.

    • Lady D says:

      She is more than old enough to teach herself. She chooses to act the way she does.

      • Ev says:

        It’s very difficult to learn different behavior patterns, or to “grow up” when you have no idea what normative behavior is… it can take years of therapy and a lot of hard work, especially for ongoing abuse from one’s parents since a very young age.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      “no one cared about her enough to teach her anything about being a regular human being”

      She has been to rehab many times. People did try and help her, over and over and over. Also, most people don’t need to be taught how to be human.

      • SydneySpy says:

        Oh, dear, more simplistic solutions. She’s been working since she was very young, and very likely been the breadwinner for her “family”. From what I’ve read about her over many years, I’d say her parents were less-than-perfect caregivers (with all that this term encompasses) and really rather neglectful. Neglect can have devastating effects on one’s development, including cognitively. A month or two in rehab now and then simply cannot overturn the long-term damage one suffers as a child. This is why even the successful graduates of rehab centres continue to take their lives one day at a time, for the rest of their lives. They understand that even though rehab might have helped them kick a habit, it in no way fixes all the other damage in their lives which impacts their relationships, decision making, earning ability, work life, planning and potential for the future, and so many other things. Offering inane advice to “grow up” or “keep yourself together” is unhelpful and insulting. Ms Lohan is a sad, damaged and unhappy human being, who has no idea about “pulling herself together”.

    • Nina W says:

      She is a very sad story, as much as I loathe some of her behavior I can’t help but pity her whenever her parents open their mouths.

  10. TX Laney says:

    Is this coming from the same source that claimed La Crackhan and Sparkles hooked up at a club and then went to his hotel but in reality they only occupied the same air space without really meeting?

  11. Anname says:

    Kristen made some comment in an interview years ago, talking about how great her family is, and how they support her and kept her out of serious trouble as a young kid in the industry. She said she was so thankful for this and how sad it was for kids like Lindsey Lohan who get lost because they don’t have that strong family support.

    If Kristen did actually speak personally with Lindsey recently, I would think it was out of pity, not an interest in becoming friends.

    • Zelda Fitzgerald says:

      Kristen’s mother is a hanger on and a loser, hitting up her daughter for cash for her movies, her new boyfriend and her mid life crisis. Lainey had a blind item about it, and Lainey is all about Team KStew.

      Stewart’s mother gave interviews to US Weekly (you know, the publication who outed her daughter’s affair) and the LA Times, name dropping her daughter every where and essentially sounding bitter and jealous of her own kid.

      I think Kristen and Lindsay probably have a lot in common. Screwed up families, delusions of grandeur and drugs!

      • Anname says:

        I do not defend Kristen’s mom, but I would say her family is better than Lohan’s!

      • nina says:

        kristen’s mom seems definitely ambitious and using her kids name to get ahead, but at least she’s not a professional stage mom like Dina, she actually has a real job besides feeding off her children’s income.

        And lindsay’s a cracked mess who can’t keep a court date let alone show up for gigs she finally lands after years and years. Kristen’s a dumb ass in a lot of ways and seems self destructive in her personal life, but she’s not a eff-up professionally like that.

      • Annie says:

        How do you know she’s not a stage mom? Kristen was working since the age of 9.

        No wonder Kristen barely talks to her.

      • nina says:

        she was not working and making that money modeling and acting like lindsay was from early childhood. Just different situations, with Dina Lohan being the grossest of all stage moms. It sounds like Kristen’s mom started getting more demanding once her kid was an established star and her name gave her a window of opportunity for career advancement, which coincided with her divorce. Sucks what she’s doing to her kid now, but Kristen was not funding her parents the way Dina was living off Lindsay as a kid. Kristen’s parents both had good, well-paying jobs and were already living a nice life in the valley. Her mom’s midlife crisis definitely sounds expensive though.

  12. Georgina says:

    I need a break from Crackie for a while. This crap isn’t even entertaining anymore.

  13. Relli says:

    So I am guessing that Jennifer Lawrence is out and Kristen Stewart is in for Crackhan’s Thelma and Louise remake!?!?

  14. Lily says:

    LOL at Lindsay’s team pulling the same shit Kristen’s team has done with Jennifer Lawrence basically. Please let there be a photo op soon.

  15. Nola says:

    someone mentioned on ONTD that Kstews publicist used to be Lindsay’s publicist during her heyday ie 2006 celebutaunt era.
    I think that’s why she says sympathize with Lohan sometimes.

  16. lucy2 says:

    Nice try, Team Cracken.

    If there is a hint of truth to it, my advice to Kristen would be DON’T let her in your house!!! She’ll never leave and will steal everything.

  17. Jonathan says:

    I think there might be some truth to it. Her assistant/bff was paped with kristen and rob. He totally has hung out with them. On another note i thought lohan had been ordered to stay away from known drug users? As i remember it someone posted the assistants mug shot from a few years ago, he was arrested for cocaine possession i believe. Wouldnt that be considered a known drug user?

  18. Zelda Fitzgerald says:

    They seem to run in the same sleezy, druggie, LA circles.

    • totebag says:

      Probably. I don’t know why some people here act like K-Stew is so much better than Lindsay. As trifling as Lindsay is, she managed to NOT get photographed in broad daylight on the side of the road, bumping and grinding with her director while in a relationship with someone she “loves and respects”.

      They are equally trashy in my book, and Kristen might actually be thirstier for fame and attention than Lindsay.

      As for Rob, I laugh openly at him. This is what happens when you lay down with dogs. Greasy, cracky fleas all over him now.

    • laurencia says:

      lol, hardly. Rob and Kristen seem to go to liquor stores to buy cheetos and then smoke weed and feed the munchies for the rest of the night at home. They don’t do the classic douche club circuit that Lindsay does, or at least tries to do now that she is basically considered a social untouchable. Two different circles in my city of angels, when you read where Lindsay attempts to crash at this point.

      • Annie says:

        Two different circles?? Have you seen Kristen’s crowd?! The fact that she hangs out with people who are friends with Lindsay is a massive red flag. And fans really need to stop painting these two as the fun happy couple that do fun, innocent things and only have sex with each other. It’s pathetic, I swear. Look at everything that’s happened. that is not a healthy relationship. The proof is right there. The Gavin guy telling everyone they hosted a party for him?

        Also they do go to clubs and bars, what is thos delusion that they don’t? They go to crack heaven Chateau Marmaunt. I don’t know why the fans are so… Dazzled by them. It’s like you legitimately must not know interesting people so these two hobos are your definition of perfection. How embarrassing.

      • Lucy says:

        Annie please stop embarrassing yourserf.Move along girl

      • Annie says:

        Embarrassing myself for what? Telling you the truth about these two? Point out the lies in my statements. Wake up! Successful actors don’t dress like they live in a teen homeless shelter. They don’t hang out with the Hollywood crackie hood rats. They don’t stage photo ops so people will remember they are a thing. Look at Jennifer Lawrence, Joseph Gordon Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Shailene Woodley, Emma Stone. That is what success looks like. Smart decisions, no idiocy, no scandals, grown up clothes and a clean group of friends. Always working, always on the set of a new movie. When was the last time Kristen worked? When was the last time she had a project that she actually signed up to do, not ~rumored~? Which of them has ever been associated with Lohan? Or having sleazy affairs with their married bosses?

        You guys are so obsessed with what could have been, the idea of them, and you’re too afraid to see the reality: they’re both burn outs.

        I’ll be over here following the exciting careers of actual young stars that have a bright future, box office success and many awards that are not Razzies or MTV popcorn (paid by a studio), thanks. It’s great to watch movies with actors that don’t make you feel second hand embarrassment with their performances.

      • laurencia says:

        Annie-of course they run in different circles. Hollywood isn’t any different than high school in that regard. You think Lindsay, once at the top of the social heap, CHOOSES to hang out with crackheads and shady effers? You think she doesn’t miss the A crowd, which explains her constant tendency to plant tabloid stories of being close to the cool kids constantly, whether it’s the twilight kids or Jennifer L? KRisten and Robert move in different social circles CAUSE THEY CAN, Lindsay has to keep it F list cause she doesn’t have the social currency to move upward.

        And I live in LA, people see Rob often in the Silverlake and Los Feliz areas in terms of bars and clubs-hipsterville where other bright young trendy things like himself hang out. He used to frequent a hole in the wall jazz club my sister used to sing at sometimes before it shut down around Eagle Rock area. Trust me, there’s more to LA nightlife than Marmont, even if that’s what Hollywoodlife would make you believe. lol

    • Anname says:

      Zelda, I am genuinely curious why you seem to have so much hate for Rob and Kristen. What is it that makes you hate them so much?

      • Original A says:

        Um, there is a huge difference. Blaming black guys, crack, breaking multiple laws, putting other people in danger with DUIs and taking them
        hostage, not showing up on set, six mug shots, and being a call girl is La Lohan’s forte. Stewart and Pattinson smoke weed, like a ton of young adults and Hollywood (not condoning it, but it’s hardly at the same level), and Stewart had a brief affair. I think you have to be cracked out a la Cracken to think they are the same.

      • blueclouds says:

        Her brief affair helped to break a family. It wasn’t a simple mistake.

      • carlie says:

        they hate kristen, don’t hate Rob, but are fans who feel he “cheated” on them by taking “Kristen’s side” in their war with her that are rooted in conspiracy theories that she’s using and abusing him for pr. So they sorta want him to fail and then grovel back telling them they were right. lol Seriously, someone wrote they laugh in ROb’s face for lying down with dogs-if that doesn’t sound like a scorned fangirl I don’t know what does.

      • blueclouds says:

        Kstew brought people’s hatred to herself. She caused this. It’s not about Rob. it’s about her.

    • totebag says:


      You got me. I just wanted Rob all to myself and Kristen stole him from me. The bitch!

      Sorry Kristen stan, if I’m a fangirl of anything it’s Twilight, which USED to be a fun fandom to be a part of. Not anymore.

      I used to be proud of Rob and Kristen and hoped they’d have strong careers after Twilight. But their actions post-scandal have opened my eyes to the people they truly are: someone who does whatever she wants with no regard for the lives of others (Kristen) or someone so lacking in dignity and self-respect that he would continue to associate with someone who publicly humiliated and emasculated him (Rob).

      I suppose there’s a third option too: that they’re both so hungry for fame that they’re complete and total PR puppets. For their fans’ sake, I hope that’s not true.

      Whatever they are, they don’t have this fan anymore.

      • Sara says:

        +1 I agree completely with everything you said!

      • carlie says:

        Totebag–Did you say that you laugh in rob’s face because he’s lying down with dogs? If not, obviously my post wasn’t directed at you. To pretend there aren’t some unbalanced, bitter Rob fans out there who love to infantilize Rob while vilifying Kristen to hilariously cartoonish proportions is straight up denial. Kristen’s an idiot a lot of the time who tries to act like a hard assed, world weary woman when all she is is an uneducated, awkward , immature girl. But just because I don’t draw on a villainous handlebar mustache on her face doesn’t make me a “stan,” lol.

        As for your eyes opening–were they really opened or were your projections of them simply altered? My take on them is that they pretty harmless young stars, but nothing really extraordinary either. Not sure why everyone tries to paint them so extremely.

  19. Sugar says:

    The lock down rehab bucket list of Lindsay has begun-cochella, still trying for rob, party in Brazil drugs drink drugs drink. Calm down LILO don’t you know what we all know… you are not going to rehab or jail or anywheres but where you want to-you are Lindsay F-ing Lohan. Can u score me some fukitol-sweet u r the best!

  20. Diana says:

    Ridiculous and desperate rumor.

  21. Lucy says:

    Big fat lie! Lindsay please disappear forever

  22. Quinn Parker says:

    Lindsay is that kid from the 4th grade that came to school dirty and everyone made fun of. And when you tried to be nice to said kid, because you felt kind of sorry for her, she stole your Barbies and gave you scabies.

  23. Original A says:

    Cracken is a cracked out mess. Also, stoner hipsters aren’t going to hang with fur wearing party girls who hang out with boy bands. What I do buy is that they know someone in passing and both were polite to her once.

  24. serena says:

    Even Kristen would know Lilo is bad news. Also, I think Sparkles would run away like hell if he ever saw the cracken. LOL

  25. swack says:

    I thought Lindsay was at her “boyfriends” concerts last week? Can’t be in two places at once.

  26. Annie says:

    As if her career wasn’t hanging from a thread already, ANOTHER bad decision? DO NOT DO THIS! This girl is really not smart at all. I think we established that with the Rupert dumbassery. But letting Lohan into your home when you know she steals? Letting her around Robert? Letting her into your life when she’s so desperate for cash all the time?? She’s so stupid. That little group of friends are nothing but Hollywood hanger ons and if they hang out with someone like Lindsay, there’s the proof they’re incredibly shady too. Not one of them is trust worthy. They’re huge attention whores on social media, and they are the tabloid sources.

    She is seriously messing up her entire career. No wonder she holds on to Robert for dear life. A year ago her career looked GREAT. Almost heading to Cannes, SWATH almost coming out, new deal with Balenciaga, no scandals. Amazing how life can change in one year: no work, her embarrassing scandal, Rob spends lots of time away from her, her greasy friends, and now Lindsay Lohan.

    She is 100% at fault here. What a dumbass.

    • Ann says:

      Um, Annie? You do know that this “news” came from a sketchy gossip column, right? That it could very well be a bogus piece of crap fed to it by someone in Lohan’s crowd? So why all the rage?

      Like you said in an earlier post, I think it’s time for you to step away from following these two since it seems to cause you so much angst. Follow those other bright young actors you spoke of. Perhaps it will help with this anger issue you are experiencing.

  27. DebraSam says:

    I can’t get over how terrible these latest court photos of Lindsay are. She is corpse-like.

  28. Mia 4S says:

    Not saying it’s true but Page Six is actually a bit more credible than your average Star/In Touch. Really that’s the only reason this is worth talking about. Page Six rarely pulls from thin air, so something is up…we just don’t know what exactly.

    • Original A says:

      Like Kaiser said, la Cracken has Page six on speed dial. I buy that they said hello to her in passing and they both know someone in common. Plus, she used to crack stalk Pattinson
      for a while. Even though I doubt most people believe this story (LMAO Michael K’s take), her publicist must be pissed.

  29. Bess says:

    The Crackie is now in Brazil.

  30. Zelda Fitzgerald says:

    A lot of you seem very naive if you believe Young Hollywood, including Rob and Kristen, don’t do anything harder than liquor or weed.

    • nina says:

      there’s recreational and even functional drug users. Then there’s Lindsay. Attempting to paint Kristen and Rob with the same brush is laughable because both of them show up for work on time and are professional when working. Off hours in terms of drug use, they keep a pretty tight lid on things. Of course they are probably doing more interesting things than weed, but they keep a low profile when they go out and aren’t sloppy and public about it. Lindsay’s been acting like a crazy crackhead and letting the media document it for years and years.

      Apples and oranges trying to say they are similar.

  31. iheartjacksparrow says:

    Since when has LiLo had any “creative ideas”? Or was she telling KStew how to steal furs and jewelry and crash cars?

  32. The Original G says:

    Maybe Lohan is hitting on her?

  33. Izzy says:

    They don’t call it “Hollywood Lies” for nothing.

    Also, “Camp Crackie” – good one!

  34. lily says:

    Good job Rob! Not being happy enough that you have a trashy gf you now are associating with more trash aka Lindsay Lohan. Your taste in gf and friends SUCK. Loser.

  35. TXCinderella says:

    Lindsay probably went over to Kristin’s for the weed. She looks like she’s stoned out of her gourd in the court pics.

  36. Madriani's Girl says:

    I don’t know if this is true but it doesn’t seem impossible to believe. I read several months ago that this revolting loser has the habit of standing next to A-list celebs and positioning herself to look like she’s part of the conversation and has someone take a pic so she can say they’re friends. I KNOW she tweets to A-listers like they are actual friends of hers but they never return her shout-outs. LMAO.

  37. Honey says:

    Maybe this is true, maybe it isn’t. But I certainly don’t think Stewart and Pattinson are “above” hanging out with Lindsay or sharing drugs. Lindsay may be cracked out but Kristen looked pretty f*cked up at the Oscars and she certainly uses harder drugs than just weed. She hasn’t been hiding it very well lately either.

    Pattinson is a drunk and he also looks totally coked out half the time.

    Trash attracts trash.

    • cora says:

      I guess the real question is why would they have to share drugs with Lindsay? I dno’t think they are some straight edge Mormon kids here; but you know, there are other people they can do drugs with in LA than Lindsay Lohan. Especially otherr people who won’t steal money and jewelry from them at the same time you’re sharing and who won’t run to the closest tabloid to publicize your new drug friendship either.

      They don’t need to bum drugs or drug connections off the bLo-han. Their twilight dollars will make sure of that.

  38. Hannah says:

    People here are so consumed with hate for Kristen and hard ons for Robert that they dont realize its Robert that has mutual friends with Lindsay. Lindsays sketchy assistant is a friend of one of robs best friends. Lindsay hangs with Markus Molinari who is another guy Robert hangs out with. Then there is the arabic “film producer” that was papped with Lindsay at some big event he is also around Robert. I am sorry but your golden boy Rob is the one that runs with lindsay circle. But i guess since he is more charming and not a lip biting socially awkward whineybrat people will blame kristen. But the blueprint is actually Robert so blame him for this Lindsay thing.

    • Original A says:

      I think they probably both have mutual acquaintances with Cracken, although I highly doubt this story.

      However, you do bring up a valid point. RPattz has friends that are currently tight with Lohan and Katy Perry’s friend used to be friends with Lohan. Perry and Stewart are friends, so I’m sure there is a vague connection there. However, I do remember reading way back in the day that Cracken’s publicist dropped her cold after the DUIs/disaster film shoots and that it was brutal. That same publicist has been KStew’s for a long time and is friends with KStew…I doubt Cracken has good feelings about the publicist so I’m not sure why she’d be hanging around one of her closest clients. That said, Kristen Stewart is responsible for all that is bad and evil and RPattz is the Virgin Mary to some people.

  39. Kelly says:

    Why do people think its such a big deal that Rob and Kristen might dabble in a bit of drug use?? They are certainly not crackheads! Let me tell you as a fact, most young people in and out of Hollywood dabble. Nothing to hate them for. Jeez. Some of the worshipped around dabble. I’m talking Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone for example. Yet apparently they are perfect.

  40. The Bug says:

    Total BS! Kristen Stewart is a bright girl. She actually reads books. What would she have to talk about with a sub-literate moron?

  41. Tinypixie says:

    At least Lindsay used to have talent. But this pairing doesn’t strike me as strange. Kristen is a loser and Linds is a scumbag. And come to think of it, Kristen looks a bit like Samantha Ronson.

    • alfalfa says:

      if lindsay had any talent it would have been apparent by now. RDJ was a hard core druggie but he never lost his talent. As much as I dislike Kirstin and don’t think of her as a good actress, compared to Lindsay she is like Meryl Streep.

  42. Bridget says:

    It’s not actually that far-fetched – cracken is friends with Katy Perry (I think through this Gavin) and Katy is tight with Though Katy doesn’t exactly publicize this friendship, for obvious reasons.

  43. TinyPixie says:

    If they have friends in common why is this story so hard to believe?

  44. aquarius64 says:

    Rob and Kristen’s sane publicists must be tearing their hair out now. “Robsten”, especially Kristen, is barely recovering from the cheating scandal. They are supposedly hanging out with a scandal magnet like Lohan? Lindsay can list LA County Jail as a legal residence on her tax returns she’s been there so often. Birds of a feather I guess. If Rob and Kristen have more dirt that has not surfaced, there’s a good chance it will come out with hanging with Lohan.

    • Lily says:

      Robert doesn’t have a publicist, and I doubt anyone would take that job right now, his public image is a mess.

      • Original A says:

        Um, he might not have an “official” publicist but he definitely has someone doing publicity for him. As pointed out above, he has friends that are tight with Cracken and that rarely comes out. Both he, KStew, and Katy Perry are also friendly with Lilo’s ex-assistant (who has even abandoned linnocent). That said, even Michael K doesn’t buy this story.

        While I buy KStew used PR after the scandal, I really don’t buy the narrative that she is a PR hound (mostly because the situations make no sense…like when she’s being accused of sleeping with a girl, she plays baseball and hangs out with her very butch friends and gay friends).

        That said, this would be the PERFECT time for both of them to stage a photo shoot. Get papped at dinner with Katy Perry or something along those lines. Even though this is a story that will blow over in a few days, a celeb doesn’t ever want to be associated with a Cracken in even the slightest of ways.

      • Anname says:

        After his interview with John Stewart, where he mentioned he didn’t have a publicist, the Hollywood Reporter printed an article saying that every PR firm in town was trying to meet with him.

      • Original A says:

        @Anname. Honestly, I think they both need good publicists.

        Sean Penn beat and raped Madonna, Terrence Howard beat his ex, Jude and his one night stand baby and affair, Shia’s a complete psycho, etc…Hollywood isn’t going to give a crap that Rob’s girlfriend cheated on him nearly year ago and that he got back with her…especially considering that Rob was the wronged one. Men can say and do pretty much anything in the industry, and most male movie goers don’t give a crap about the star’s personal life. Also, the dude isn’t trying to be an action hero or anything of that sorts, which is when they have to somewhat sell themselves to the mini-van majority and that matters.

        That said, both of them need to separate their image from Twilight…and it’s going to take more than a few good indie films. They (mostly Kristen but Rob too) also need to get Hollywood Life and Radar and the trashier rags (the ones that make US Weekly almost look classy) to leave them alone. A good publicist would strike some sort of deal with those publications to get them to lay off.

      • Lily says:

        lol, Anname, his situation at the moment is very different from what it was back then. People thought he wasn’t going to take his cheating girlfriend back, she’s his biggest liability now.

    • Buffy Summers says:

      They’re both jokes. Robsten is almost on par with the Kardashians as far as gossip sideshows go.

      Kristen Stewart’s rep will be forever tainted. She’s the dull, sullen girl who can’t act. Who had an affair with her married director. Who always looks high and unkempt, even at the Oscars.

      Pattinson is the sparkly one from Twilight. May be seen as slightly more likable than Kristen but he’s mainly seen as a wimpy lapdog with no respect. Strange looking and lacking in sex appeal. Straight men recoil just from the Twilight connection alone, much less the whole cuckold thing.

      They’ll never escape Twilight. Not just because of the never ending negative press. Not just because they are always so dirty and grungy and unappealing. It’s simply because they don’t have the talent to transcend the negatives listed above.

      I give them 2 more years of semi-relevancy. And that may be generous.

  45. Buffy Summers says:

    Let’s see, they’re both trashy and unwashed, love drugs and attention, and most definitely like the ladies. Plus Kristen looks like Sam Ronson. Perfect!

  46. AbbeyRoad0982 says:

    Obviously there are larger issues here, but she used to be beautiful, and she has transformed herself into a background walker from “The Walking Dead.” That PALLOR. I don’t even know how you do that to yourself.* And I live in Portland. We don’t have sun.

    (*I know that All The Drugs is how you do that to yourself.)