TMZ has had several stories about Lindsay Lohan’s work on the set of Anger Management. It got to the point where I pretty much figured that Lindsay was calling them directly and announcing all of her spectacular feats of professionalism, like showing up on time and knowing her lines. A “source” told TMZ, “Lindsay knew her lines cold and her timing was perfect. She was really funny.” Lindsay was also described as “incredibly nice” and some idiot said her first day’s performance “proved she has talent. You watch her and you know why she became a star.” Well, that was the first day of work. For the second day, El Cracko made an appearance and it wasn’t pretty:

After two days of tardiness, it appears that Lindsay Lohan is at least going to make it to Brazil on time. The 26-year-old actress was spotted at LAX tonight to catch her flight—and we wonder if her ears were burning.

A source from the Anger Management set exclusively tells E! News that, by the time Lohan was done shooting her guest spot on Charlie Sheen’s FX comedy, the cast (Sheen included) and crew were thinking that hiring her wasn’t worth the aggravation, despite her considerable acting talent.

“She was a colossal pain in the ass,” the source says. “It’s a shame, because when she actually gets on camera she is good and has comedic timing. But she comes with so much luggage it’s not worth it.”

“The first day was fine,” notes the insider. “She showed up early and did her job.”

But, the source adds, “from the moment she arrived yesterday she did nothing but hold up the production. She would sit in her trailer and stall and she delayed until she up and left for her boyfriend’s concert…She held everyone hostage.”

At one point, the source adds, they were “so pissed they almost called police to escort her” off the set.

The feeling, however, apparently wasn’t mutual: Lindsay tweeted yesterday, “I just had such a wonderful day on set of #angermanagement with @charliesheen & @LIGHTAARON @SaveTheSociety @jazejazz7 and the entire crew!”

An insider from Lohan’s camp, meanwhile, refutes the accusations, claiming to E! News that Sheen was happy with the actress’ work and that any insinuations that Lohan deliberately held up the production were wholly untrue.

E! News first reported that, that Lohan—who arrived early on Monday—was on time to the set Tuesday but then ran behind for almost all of her scenes.

After originally only being scheduled to shoot Monday and Tuesday, Lohan had to return to the set to finish up today. She worked “a couple hours” and left, a source says.

A rep for Sheen, whose scenes with Lohan included a snuggly bedroom encounter, had no comment.

[From E! News]

Here’s the thing: while I totally enjoy hearing and reading stories of Lindsay’s crazy, unprofessional, crackheaded antics, at this point I have absolutely NO sympathy for anyone that hires her. I mean, cry me a river, dumbasses. What the hell did you think was going to happen when you hired someone who caused a cracktastrophe every single time she’s been able to beej her way into a job for the past SIX YEARS? Did you think, “Well, Charlie Sheen is pretty crackie but he shows up on time, so maybe Lindsay will too?” NO. That never happens.

And guess what? CRACK BUTT. Seriously, though, Lindsay crack-heisted some jewelry from the Anger Management set because OF COURSE SHE DID. E! News reports, “According to sources, Lohan also left the set with ‘bracelets’ from the wardrobe department. The reason behind that is not yet known.” El Cracko strikes again! How ever will The Crack Burglar be caught?!

Oh, and here’s the behind-the-scenes video of Lohan on the Anger Management set. I really think she just got this gig because Charlie loves everything about her. Think about it – she’s exactly his type. She looks like a busted 40-something hooker/p0rn star and she makes all of her payments in beejs. And she’s absolutely crazy and a total famewhore. She is Charlie’s perfect woman.

Photos courtesy of Deadline, Fame/Flynet.