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- Kelly Clarkson gets photoshoped into oblivion [Dlisted]
- David Beckham can’t cut it anymore [Lainey Gossip]
- Nikki Blonsky and Bianca Golden were both cleared of charges for their airport brawl last year [PopEater]
- Dr. Dre’s son - who died last year - overdosed on heroine and morphine [Bossip]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Need A Hand [Fafarazzi]
- Oscar predictions [Pajiba]
- Fergie Is Working Out Every Day To Tone Up For Wedding. Unfortunately her face still looks the same [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Stacy Keibler looks amazing at a New Year’s Eve bash [Celebslam]
- Sophia Bush - you remember her, right? - at a nail salon [In Case You Didn’t Know]
- LaToya Jackson joins Big Brother UK [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Jude Law goes on vacation with his whole family, including ex-wife Sadie Frost [PopSugar]
- Kristin Cavallari Still Isn’t Famous - despite her best attempts to bare her ass [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
- Reese & Jake look like regular people at the farmer’s market [Socialite’s Life]
- Britney Spears spends quality time with some random guy at Sonic [Just Jared]
- Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures [Egotastic]
- Paris Hilton visits sick kids at the hospital [The Superficial]
- Hilary Duff’s Sexy Maxim Outtakes [Hollywood Tuna]
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- Diet secrets from Jessica Alba's nutritionist [Hollywood Life]
- Hef's twins have beautiful hair [D-Listed]
- The Twilight kids: more "Hills" than cool [Lainey Gossip]
- Ellen premieres on Idol tonight [Popeater]
- Cute photos of Anna Paquin and Steven Moyer exercising [Popsugar]
- JWoww wants bigger implants [Celebslam]
- Look at Handy Manny now [Go Fug Yourself]
19 Responses to ““Kelly Clarkson gets photoshoped into oblivion” afternoon links”
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I never in a million years would have guessed that was her.
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Whoa. If it didn’t read “Kelly Clarkson” across her forehead, I would have thought that was Carrie Underpants.
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Let’s face it…all magazine covers and publicity shots are heavily photoshopped these days…not one imperfection in sight…
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I thought it was Julia Stiles.
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I kinda like it to be honest.
I don’t understand why everyone finds her so “ugly”. I mean, it’s amazing how people bitch about Hollywood forcing unrealistic types on people, and the girls who look like your average pretty girls are “dogs”.
What exactly’s good enough for people? Seriously.
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They photoshopped her knuckles off…. I know wrinkles, pudge, bags under the eyes and yellow teeth are too unseemly for magazines, but wtf could be wrong with her knuckles?
Sheesh.
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I love Kelly, she’s one of the very few celebrities who seems real and down-to-earth. And she has great talent, her voice is incredible.
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Elisha, that’s exactly what I thought too.
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The really offensive part is the stupid song title. Did an eight year old come up with that one?
She has a great voice she needs a great song.
AND, she is a beautiful girl, she doesn’t need all the photoshop.
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I did like ‘Since You Been Gone’ - it was catchy.
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I love the cover, now bring on the song. WOOT!!
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Ah Juliet, it must be so nice to not be able to object to anything regardless of how banal, void, stupefying, pointless or vulgar it is.
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The colors are beautiful.
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I can’t wait to hear the song! I hope she starts getting popular again, like in her “Breakaway” days.
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She looks like a bad CG image of herself . I feel horrible for girls these days and what is expected of them, superficially, according to societal standards. Of course, I understand that there are a great deal of people who don’t go by these standards, but there are enough people interested in perfection to put together a picture like this and put it on the cover.
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She’s cute on her own… Why do they always photoshop her into someone else? They’ve done that on numerous covers.
Maybe this time she won’t pitch a spoiled hissy fit, and will be able to have a real tour at real venues.
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Trannylicious!
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This is Jive’s doing. Kelly did the fat angry lesbian thing on the last album and it tanked…not to mention she insisted on having all the creative control and big surprise, the whole album was a stinker and didn’t have any hits. This is damage control and clean up after Kelly’s last mess.
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Truer words were never spoken, she’s almost unrecognizable.
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