Kim Kardashian might get her divorce disaster settled today (update: settled?)

Here are some photos of Kim Kardashian yesterday in LA, wearing an outfit which I’m sure she thinks flatters her figure. I think it makes her look like she’s still insisting on wearing non-maternity clothes even though she is heavily pregnant. I get the idea of wearing a structured blazer over a flattering camisole, but this camisole is being stretched into oblivion and I don’t need to see that little window of flesh on her belly. Anyway, there are tons of new stories about Kat-Face, so let’s get started:

*You know how Kim is crazy about electrolysis and she had all of her body hair removed, even her baby hairs on her hairline? Well, pregnancy has brought all of her body hair back, according to TMZ. Sources claim: “Her pregnancy hormones have reawakened the slumbering beast…[so] Kim has recently been forced to wax — something she hasn’t done in years — and she’s already made appointments to get the new hair growth re-lasered after she gives birth.”

*Kim and Kris Humphries are due in court today to work on a pre-trial settlement conference. And yes, Kris is expected to show up this time (after not showing up the last time and possible facing fines because of it). TMZ had a pro-Kardashian story yesterday claiming that Kris might finally realize that he’s not going to get an annulment based on fraud because there really isn’t any evidence of fraud at all. Also, there are shenanigans with the money issue – Team Kim still says Kris is demanding $7 million, but Team Kris says he doesn’t want money.

*If Kris loses in court, he’ll have to pay his own lawyers’ fees (up to a $1 million) plus Kim’s lawyer’s fees too. A source claims: “Kris is opening his eyes a little bit, and what he sees doesn’t look good.”

*But Radar has a pro-Kris story claiming that Kris still has the same conditions for settling as he did before: he wants Kim to apologize to him face-to-face, and she has to apologize publicly too. Also, “If Kim comes into court with an attitude and acting full of herself, Kris will absolutely take this to trial.” God, he’s so stupid.

*TMZ followed up this morning with a story about how Kim is “actually excited” to see Kris today. She’s telling people that she still loves him as a person but “We just didn’t work as a couple.” Blah.

UPDATE: According to TMZ, a settlement has been reached!

TMZ has learned Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian have settled their year-and-a-half long divorce battle, and it looks like it will be announced in court today … this according to sources directly connected with Kris.

TMZ broke the story Thursday … Kris had softened his position about demanding an annulment because his case had gone South — in other words, there was no proof Kim committed fraud when she married him.

Our sources say Kris will not show up in court today. Sources connected with the bballer tell us … he’s with his team today, gearing up for the NBA playoffs. This is significant, because Kris was ordered to court — a judge wants him there when he gets hit with fines for not showing up last week.

We’re told Kim will show up. As for the settlement, it’s confidential so far, but you can bet this was a divorce and NOT an annulment.

To put this in perspective, the divorce battle raged on for 536 days. They were married for 72 days.

[From TMZ]

It sounds like Kim got most of what she wanted – a divorce, an acknowledgement that she didn’t “defraud” him, etc. We’ll see.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Jo Darby says:

    Her hair seems to make her look more like Kourtney in these pictures.

  2. SunnySide says:

    Omg! I didn’t realize that lace was see through and we are actually looking at Kim’s belly! Yuck!

  3. Aiobhan says:

    If Kim comes into court with an attitude and acting full of herself, Kris will absolutely take this to trial.”

    I guess we are going to trial. Kris is dumber than a box of rocks but I like that he is turning the screws on Kim. This is going to be a disaster but I am willing to be a spectator for this incident.

  4. Petee says:

    She just look’s so bad!!She has just ruined her face.That new mouth of her’s look’s ridiculous.She probably look’s so grumpy in photo’s not only because her body grew so strangely but also she can’t hide that mouth.

  5. Dawn says:

    Again with the “mights” and the “maybe” means it will not happen today. All Kimbo has to do is sign the annulment paper. That’s it and she is free to go chase her FWB who is hiding in Paris. Chica knew this a long time ago but loves the lime light sooo much she had to drag it out and was more than likely shocked that people blame her for this fiasco and NOT KH. She is so transparent and phony.

    • Mela says:

      This x1000

      I just can’t give her any sympathy. If she really wanted to move on with her life, she should have signed those annulment papers along time ago. She’s just now pushing this divorce along because she’s pregnant with another man’s baby. Ugh. But no. She liked the drama and publicity, so she’s gonna go through this divorce. At this point, if doesn’t matter if she gets the divorce or not, the end outcome will probably be the same: she’ll still be married to Kris when her baby comes into this world. But her reputation/hype is more important than that.

    • DesertPoppy says:

      +3 I really hope Kim doesn’t get all or most of what she wants on this. As dumb as KH seems, this is a clear case of fraud.

  6. aims says:

    She will never apologize for wasting his and the publics time on this farce of a marriage. She has to be under court order to actually tell the truth about her life, and the marriage. She will never come out on her own and apologize to Kris and the public, who wasted their time into believing that she was really into this marriage. That would take class and humility, and she process neither.

  7. mojoman says:

    jeezus Kim, satin/silk camisole isnt your friend (especially when you are pregnant). Every time I see her in those suffocating clothes, i cant breathe. i cant imagine how she can sit and walk comfortably. Is vanity more important than pregnancy?

  8. elceibeno08 says:

    Oh my God! Kim Kardashian is a lost cause fashion wise. She is clearly not taking advice from anyone –no matter how sound it is, so we should just leave her alone and laugh at her ridiculous ensembles. Kris Humphries will never ever date much less marry a self-absorbed famewhore like Kim Kardashian. He learned the hard way didn’t he?

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Even though Hump is a doofus, I hope he finds a nice girl doofus & lives happily ever after.

      I think so much of this divorce/annulment case was triggered because she & her Puppetmaster mother embarrassed him. He feels he was played for a fool. Kim & her mom should be ashamed of themselves, but they won’t be. They’ll just shrug & go on to their next con job.

  9. Dawn says:

    Oh and I forgot to say that as always she looks cheap and she is wearing so much makeup you can almost smell the oil. She makes everything look like it was found in the garbage and she simply shook out the wrinkles and put it on. Those lips are so unnatural looking and look like they want to pop. What a yuk.

  10. Katie says:

    All I got out of this is that body hair can come back even after you laser it. That sucks.

  11. Diana says:

    God. She looks like a tragic parody of herself now with that wax face.

  12. Miss M says:

    “She’s telling people that she still loves him as a person but “We just didn’t work as a couple.”

    Telling this is not the same as meaning it… I think the only person she may have loved is Reggie Bush.

  13. Lady Satan says:

    What she really needs to apologise for is that heinous outfit.

    Hate to break it to you KatFace, but you are NOT a size 2.

  14. Well hello there says:

    This Kris dude is pathetic. He may have a lot of press and the public onside. Purely because of him being involved with a Kardashian but he gets ZERO sympathy from me. Who in their right mind is gonna get with this girl and NOT think there will be some price to pay? Thing is I think that spotlight that Kim occupies is what intrigued him in the first place. I know he has his job but her profile is off the chain global and I think he wanted a piece of that world too. Well it bit him on the ass and now he’s acting all pressed. Oh well. A lesson learned, Krissy boy.

    • Dawn says:

      Asking for an annulment from a fradulent marriage is pathetic? I don’t agree. She was on the hunt for an NBA player because NFL players wouldn’t touch her fake ass after Reggie, and most NBA guys saw through her act too. Kris made the worst MISTAKE of his life getting involved with these scam artists but that hardly makes him pathetic. But if she is indeed “off the chain on a global level” well than this world is pretty pathetic in my view. Nothing on her is real, nothing and she has no talent for anything other than her best selling video with Ray J. Thats it.

  15. pnichols says:

    Honestly idky people are so full of hate for them. Let them do their thing. Dont knock the hustle. Who cares what she wears. Inlight of whats going on in Boston……really. just hope the baby is healthy. The stress of all of this cant be good.

  16. NerdMomma says:

    Hahaha. Wouldn’t we all like our exes to apologize to us and publicly for dumping us? Or wouldn’t they want us to apologize publicly to them? What a silly idea.

  17. Nev says:

    I saw the episode where she was bawling and embarrased and apologized to everyone…I think all the other viewers saw it too.

    apologize for what?

    move on like she has and as I recall he has already moved on to other women already too!!!

  18. lucy2 says:

    “Her pregnancy hormones have reawakened the slumbering beast”

    Haha! What a great phrase.

    I don’t know if he’ll win or not, but I like the guy for not backing down. All she had to do was sign the papers and move on.

  19. Audrey says:

    Kris isn’t going to win. There wasn’t any fraud.

    The issue is that two idiots who barely knew each other decided to rush into a marriage. Naturally, once the glow wore off they started seeing each other clearly and split up

    They’re both morons. But he knew what he was getting into. He’s an adult who chose to propose and get married. He wasn’t tricked into marrying Kim. Now it’s time to move on

    Also, her outfit is horrendous.

  20. ladybert62 says:

    Is that really Kim? Looks like her sister.

    The outfit is awful.

    The hair is awful.

    Apologize and get your divorce over with and move on with your life.

  21. Relli says:

    Was that ROL a pro-Kris story? It seemed like all the their other stories, not researched, no credible sources, poorly written and a re-mash of half of what they have already written before but with a new angle. PLUS I dont trust TMZ Harvey wants to be part of the mean girls circle so bad he reeks of desperation to belong.

  22. Murphy says:

    How much do you want to bet that Kris Jenner hopes thatt #2 Bomber in Boston gets caught in the next few hours…ofcourse not for the safety of the Bostonites but so the news sites can still cover this court appearance today…

    • TG says:

      Bomber #1 looks like Rob Kartrashian. I am all about taking down the Kartrashian’s and I hope the Humps wins in court but he continually proves how stupid he is. Why would you put out a pathetic statement about agreeing to settle if she apologizes and he feels it is sincere? WTF. Is he in 5th grade or something? I think Kim/mommy dearest are worried because why would kimmy put out a statement saying she loves him as a person they just didn’t work as a couple? That sounds like mommy dearest is very worried about possibly losing this divorce trial. I hope that is the case.

      Kim has gross fat hanging over her belly. This is the grosses outfit she has worn yet.

      • Agnes says:

        Oddly enough, this is what A LOT of people look for in court. They want validation of their feelings, an apology, and a validation of the wrongs they’ve suffered. Because our judicial system isn’t set up to deliver that, many people leave court, refuse to settle, etc. it sounds ridiculous and simplistic, it truly the case that an apology in court or an acknowledgment can go a LONG way.

  23. janie says:

    She looks disgusting… I hope Kris destroys her in court, especially after her not wanting to go on honeymoon & she worked their split into their show. She is reprehensible!

    • EscapedConvent says:

      I seem to recall some pics from their honeymoon, if you want to call it that. The most passion Kim worked up for anything was when she had a wailing hissy fit after losing a diamond earring in the sea. Who goes swimming in diamond earrings?! ;-)

  24. The Original Mia says:

    Hey, Kaiser, Radar is saying they’ve settled the divorce and will announce at 1130 EST if not trumped by the Boston bomber.

    Back to Kim…wtf are you wearing woman? Too tight pants. Spanx all up in your crotch. Belly hanging out of a too small camisole, looking like one of those Walmart Wear pics. And hair like your sister, making you look even more alien & cat face than usual. WTF is going on here?

  25. Anaya says:

    So this means the divorce is granted today or has the case just been settled today with an official divorce day yet to be determined?

    • the original bellaluna says:

      I believe it means that since it’s settled, today will the date of divorce.

      ETA: Nope, I stand corrected. The documents are being drawn up & must be submitted to the judge by June 19, at which time he/she will sign off on it. So whenever the judge signs, that’ll be the official date of divorce.

      • MW says:

        Bella – I do not know if you will see this, but in Daily Mail it said the Judge allegedly asked Kim if “irreconcilable difference has arisen during the course of her marriage”. Kim, according to DM said “no”!! If she was getting her Divorce granted, she should have said “yes”. That is the only ground she would be using in CA. Did Kris get his Annulment and he has be ordered to zip it as part of the agreement? I am sending this to you, as I think you said your mom was a paralegal one time. Check it out with her, if so, but I think I am right. I bet she says “What? Wait a minute!”.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        MW – Without giving Mom specifics (because how embarrassing!), she said it would depend upon the terms of the settlement, and she would make damn sure whatever it was was confidential.

        Then she asked me who I was asking for – mortifying! I said “hypothetical.” I just know I’m going to be getting grilled in the future about this.

      • MW says:

        Can’t believe you saw this and answered. Thanks! Sorry for putting you in an awkward position! I am not trying at all to pretend to practice law here, but anyone who has ever been divorced in CA has two grounds, only, to get a divorce — Irreconcilable differences, and Incurable insanity. She has to say yes to one of those, as far as I have ever heard. I really do not care what ultimately happened, but I just am still curious about that statement she allegedly made to the Judge (in Daily Mail). I feel that Kris H. might have actually prevailed, and she will not agree to let it be known that she didn’t. Seems like typical Kardashian style and sense of entitlement, and it makes me mad. But I guess there are much bigger problems in the world right now than this!! Thanks again!!!

  26. lylaooo says:

    I thought that this kind of blouses were used 9 years ago, but I understand this lace blouse looks horrible…

    she really needs to disappear !!!! just for two monthis at least !! that would be awesome!!

  27. idk says:

    I wonder of Kanye is sh*tting his pants now…Kim will be divorced before the baby is born and will probably demand Kanye marry her RIGHT NOW.

  28. the original bellaluna says:

    Is she wearing those thigh-length or just-below-the-knee-length Spanx? I swear, I’m seeing some weird lines on her legs there.

  29. janie says:

    She is disgusting! Kim is nothing more than a human trampoline! Let’s see how fast Kanye MARRIES baby mama, his precious princess? Think he’s on a plane back to LA? Time will tell.

  30. Agnes says:

    Awful outfit, as usual. Moving on.

  31. Dawn says:

    Well if it’s done I hope her bags are packed and she flies off to bother…I mean be with her fwb. And after 90 days or so (I think) she can marry Kanyeeee! Will he or won’t he be the biggest idiot on earth and become hubby #3 for Kimmode. Only time will tell…but please let there be some karma and let him tell her drop off the baby and take a hike.

  32. littlestar says:

    Not really on topic, but I’ve been getting laser hair removal treatments and it has been freaking awesome!!! I’ve had two treatments done to my underarms so far, but even after the first treatment the results were incredible. Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I kind of understand Kim’s freak out over her hair growing back.

  33. Dee Cee says:

    Focus on baby flash pix while still in the womb..

  34. Asdfg says:

    THat lace top is hideous! It makes her belly look muffin top-ish instead of pregnant… LOL

  35. Dinah says:

    HA! the chick behind her on the right (homepage pic, not article pics) looks like Shoshanna from ‘Girls’ making her disgusted face. Too funny.

    I’d gag if I saw her, too.

  36. Dorothy says:

    “Everyone look at me!” “Everyone look at my belly”. Good lord, stay home, we get it, your pregnant. It must exhausting constantly ramming yourself down the publics throats for attention. Pathetic!

  37. Dawn says:

    She is free of the Humphs. Here is hoping she finds her broom and leaves for Paris…run Kayne run!

  38. Amory says:

    Wonder what the side deal was …

  39. Ed Lenwards says:

    Ugly and tasteless as ever, klassik Kardashian.

  40. anon says:

    Sadly it’s TMZ side of things & they are notably biased & always have been. PR spin is already out for KIM but think about it. IT’s confidential. no one knows but I will say no way is it confidential & Kris walked away with nothing… Would not happen. Call him a jerk as you like I tend to agree but both are guilty but KRIS had something on K’s or K otherwise no need to keep a secret Kris got something too.

    There also is word out there its not really final till JUNE 19 & has not been signed off. That means something is being split still. IT’s granted but not official.

  41. Zana says:

    The side of the deal is they split the $18million value of the sponsorship of the wedding and the value of the gifts. Also Kris gets the value of the ring but Kim keeps it as she is the famewhore and needs the large diamond she plans to sell it when she reaches her golden years.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      I always wondered about that ring. Does anyone know who really paid for it? I heard many different versions of that.

      If Hump really wanted that ring back, could the judge have ordered her to return it? I wish I knew how this works, but no one has ever fought me over a multi-million dollar piece of jewelry. ;-)

      • lisa2 says:

        I think regarding the ring, he would have gotten it back if the wedding had not happened. It did happen so she did not break a “wedding contract”…

        I don’t know why women want to keep a ring from a man that they don’t love or want. I don’t care how much it is worth. (well if it was really worth a lot I might take a second or two before giving it back)

  42. Zana says:

    My take is she paid for it herself and thats why she can keep it. But I also think she paid less than the real value so the ring designer whoever is, would be promoted. I wished there was an annulment so the sponsors/designers would have gone after them for their money.

  43. Joanna says:

    she looks fat, not pregnant

  44. Laurie says:

    What in God’s name is that top she is wearing?

  45. amy says:

    He should get to punch her once. That would be fair.

  46. hmm says:

    What do you think she’ll do with all of this expensive custom-tailored maternity clothing once she’s given birth?
    Will she just throw them away?
    Although the style of the clothing is questionable, millions of pregnant women out there would probably appreciate the donation.

  47. Shelly says:

    This is truly the worst she’s ever looked. The hair, the jacked-up face, and that belly with that shirt. I know she’s pregnant, but this shirt does not suggest that. She just looks fat and like she has a big poochy stomach.

  48. Rio says:

    I care so little about KK, but I have to say…that is a fking amazing hairstyle. Seriously, I love it. It’s got this awesome Roman/GoT vibe. How would one recreate it?

    • EscapedConvent says:

      Yes, it does look like that! A couple of small braids in the front, & then lots of small braids in the back, just coiled around each other, looks like. Seems that the back is just all braided & pinned up. The braids in the back would only start several inches from her head, so the part closest to her head stays smooth.

  49. YEP_ITS_HER says:

    Not even a fan but I’m happy for her. Kris is the dumb ass who thought he could lie with a Kardashian and do so unscathed. He proved he is so bitch made that he waged a hate media campaign against a woman, who is a media and fame whore. In the end, she got exactly what she wanted and dude couldn’t even be bothered to turn up to court. Kim wins. Kris is still loser. Hilarious.

  50. Dirty Martini says:

    Dear God in Heaven, I have absolutely positively never seen such a violation of fashion as this woman’s pregnancy wear.

    The words escape me to adequately describe how hideous she has looked throughout this pregnancy.

    I cant wait for this baby to be born so I will quit seeing pictures of her nasty clothing.

    Kourtney annoys me (as do all Kardashians….I find Khloe the least objectionable, but really don’t want to hang with her nonetheless). But Kourtney never disgusts me physically and she had a pretty cute pregnancy style thing going. So it isn’t pregnancy I object to…

    It is this disgusting Kim pregnancy clothing.