Kim Kardashian totally ‘won’ her divorce, doesn’t have to pay Kris anything

Kim Kardashian has been photographed in about a million different, unfortunate outfits since Friday’s announcement that she and Kris Humphries had finally settled their divorce. These are some assorted photos – I think the worst outfit is the black & white dress with the fringe. YIKES. Anyway, can I just take a moment to gloat? I always said that Kris didn’t have a legal leg to stand on. No matter what you think of the Kardashians in general or Kim specifically, she didn’t defraud Kris Humphries of anything. He’s just an idiot with a grudge. And he dragged it out so long and wasted everybody’s time, and now it’s over and he has nothing to show for it. I was waiting to see what the settlement terms ended up being, and it’s even better for Kim than I originally thought:

Kim Kardashian is officially a single woman … because the judge dissolved her marriage to Kris Humphries in today’s court hearing … and we’ve learned Kris walked away with NOTHING. Here’s what sources connected with the case tell TMZ:

– Kris gets NO money from Kim. As we’ve reported … he had previously demanded $7 mil.

– Kris dropped his demand for an annulment based on fraud.

– Each party will pay their own attorney’s fees.

This is not just a settlement. It’s a WIN for Kim and her lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser.

The judge sent 2 different messages — on the one hand saying the status of the marriage was dissolved, but then said it’s over when they sign the official papers. But it seems like she’s officially divorced, especially since the judge said to Kim, “Congratulations on your dissolution.”

One final thing. The judge was about to slap Kris with a financial penalty for being a no-show at last week’s hearing, but Kim asked the court to drop it, and Kris skated.

[From TMZ]

Radar confirms that Kim doesn’t have to pay Kris anything and that they both agreed to pay their own legal fees. Which are probably extensive in both of their cases – Laura Wasser does NOT come cheap. Kim probably owes her about low to mid six figures. But Kim didn’t have to give any money to Kris, nor did she have to issue some kind of public apology to Kris, nor did she even have to come face to face with Ol’ Humphries. To my mind, Kim really did win this fair and square. Good for her. Everyone expects the divorce to be completely finalized by June 19th. Kim will divorced by the time she gives birth!

Speaking of, Kim and her family did some kind of big interview with Ryan Seacrest (of course) for E! News. In the interview, Kim admits: “I’ve said some things that I completely am, like, a hypocrite about now. I would say things about Kourtney like, ‘You cannot have a baby without being married!’” Eh. She’s said that before. Whatever.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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  1. Jane says:

    Finally the drama is over…but then why isn’t Kanye there to celebrate with her? Something is just not right with that set-up. And the for the dress with the fringe? Yikes indeed! Was is this, Kim -Rodeo Drive meets a real rodeo???

    • BB says:

      Kris Humphries and Lee Hutton (one of Kris’ attorneys) are idiots!! I wonder if RadarOnline is angry at Kris and his camp? TMZ had it right the entire time, they said Kris was not going to win and there wasn’t any proof of fraud. Yet, everyday RadarOnline would report BS and people believed it (LOL). Yeah, Kim did win rather you like it or not she won. Kris did not get what he was asking for. There is not other way to spin this, Kris lost!!

      • springingforward says:

        Any time you sever a connection to the Kardashian family, you are a WINNER! :=)

      • Cece says:

        My best is that there’s a side deal. There always is with these freaks. They have a history of pay-offs — why would this situation be any different?

        He got a lot of what he wanted — she was exposed as the fraud that she is. Does anyone out there really think that she married him for love, or does anything for love or from genuine feelings? Ratings are going down, and honestly, these people seem like such a miserable bunch — has Kim really won anything??? She’s a hollow shell.

      • Priya says:

        Kris seems like he has a cognitive impairment/intellectual disability.

      • jwoolman says:

        BB- I think there was indeed proof of fraud but the K Klan wouldn’t let loose of it. The unedited footage from that dippy show would have been quite revealing, as would full financial disclosure. Her boyfriend conveniently stayed out if the country so he couldn’t be forced to testify. Kim is such a liar, my educated guess based on her history and how baffled he was after the wedding when she said certain things (undoubtedly contradicting herself from before the wedding) is that she lied about Very Important Things that would indeed constitute fraud in an appeal for an annulment. My mother seriously considered an annulment after a much longer marriage on such grounds, my father hadn’t been honest with her. Like Kris H, though, without video footage her case would have been based on her own report of conversations. An ordinary mortal might be believed anyway, but Kim had loads of money and power behind her to fight it and make life difficult for her husband. Ironically, she would have come off looking much more acceptable if she had supported the annulment in the first place. She could have fluffed off the fraud admission by saying it was just a technicality, they had some misunderstandings, blah blah blah. By fighting such a reasonable request, she just looked nasty. He really did deserve an annulment, she didn’t even try with that short marriage.

    • JenD says:

      I like the top dress, minus the fringe and white shoes (but I just personally hate white shoes).

    • Grace says:

      No, she did not win. She may be divorced and she may have no monetary payout requiremenent. However, the Kardashian’s transformation into a laughingstock was started with the obvious scam of this marriage. I don’t care how many millions of dollars they have, my dignity and self-respect is worth more and they – the whole family – have none.

      • popcorn11 says:

        Grace,the Kardashians were ALWAYS a laughing stock. And nobody with an IQ over 90 thinks reality shows are unscripted. I imagine those audiences arent too big on documentaries anyway. Kris has won nothing, except reprieve from the ribbing his team mates would have given him for making a pregnant woman cry (and you know she would have been weeping all through this mess)

    • hejanedoe says:

      When will her next porn film be released?
      B i g. F A T. S L O R E

    • hejanedoe says:

      When will her next porn film be released?
      B i g. F A T S. L. O. R E

  2. Call Me Al says:

    She looks best in the simple black leggings and tank, white shirt, and flip flops. Keep it simple, Kim!

  3. springingforward says:

    Kris Humphries wins because she is out of his life.

    Kris Humphries wins because we heard the producer of her show testify under oath that scenes were re-shot to portray him in a negative light.

    Kris Humphries wins because…..

    (feel free to add to the list below this comment)

    • BB says:

      @springforward – Nah, he lost! Don’t switch it up now, Kris lost. He wasted some much time and the outcome was not in his favor. Kris was angry that Kim dumped him, she didn’t even try to make it work. Kris got absolutely nothing from Kim in the divorce, nothing. Kris needs to move on and so does his supporters/fans, because they are really angry that he lost.

      • springingforward says:

        Kris Humphries wins because he has a discernible talent that generated our knowledge of him.

      • TG says:

        THe Humps won in my opinion. I used to be a huge fan of the Kartrashians and after the marriage debacle I no longer watch their show. Now whenever I turn on the TV and flip through the channels and see the constant marathon of the Kartrashians I justp pass it on by. It used to be that if nothing good was on TV then I would just keep that show on but not anymore. I can’t stand this family. The mom and kim are pigs and rob is a p*ssy. The Humps is a big doofus and everyone knows this marriage was a fraud even if it can’t be proven in court.

    • Dawn says:

      Kris won because he realized that he was nothing more than a tool to this sick sociopath and is well rid of her and her money sucking family. This NOT the first or the last that we will hear of this chick hurting others to get what she wants and using the norms of society to make money…you know weddings and now a baby. I don’t believe that Kanye is a sociopath; I believe he has a Narcissistic personality but that he can and does feel empathy towards other which Kim can fake to feel but simply does not. That is why she charges to do things that most celebs do for free. Kris won because he has seen what true ugliness is with this klan and has more than likely learned a life time of lessons from it. At the end of the day he will live a happier life than Kim and that is always the best revenge. Also what happened to the details remaining confidential? As with everything else these grifters do they love to pretend they won even if it was a draw. This poor baby will be raised by nannies and taken out for the show and photo ops.

    • Lolly says:

      Kris wins forever because his future children won’t suffer the humiliation of seeing him star in a (bad) sex tape.

    • YEP_ITS_HER says:

      Nope. Loser covers it. She’s out of his life because she dumped his sorry ass. Plus he is the dummy that wanted to be part of a Kardashian’s life in the first place. I love it when people wanna cite that he has talent and career. So??? He still wanted to be by the side of a noted fame whore and have some of that shine too. It didn’t pan out because he literally could not keep up with the Kardashians. He waged a pathetic and bitter campaign against her, dragged proceedings and by the end of it gave her exactly what she wanted. Sounds like a win for Kimmy to me.

    • Laura says:

      Kris wins because he made it out alive (unlike poor Mercy).

    • jaye says:

      By that logic, he could have been well rid of her by just agreeing to the divorce from the jump. HE dragged it out for this long, not her.

      I hate it when I’m forced to make an argument FOR any of the Kardashians. I feel like I need a shower now.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      I agree, springingforward & Dawn. Is this a win for Kim? Yes & no. Hump just comes out of this looking like a doofus, but most people will think “Good for him! Good riddance!” because she’s out of the picture now. But Kim’s image is dented for good, & it should be. I doubt that the public will look at her again as anything but a vain, calculating sociopath who was just determined to have a huge, splashy wedding. I would think Hump feels silly for going through with it, but he’ll get over it. But Kim will always be the succubus puppet (of her mother’s) that she is now.

      I think that narcissistic socios like Kim know on some level that something is very wrong with them, but that thought is only allowed to flicker for a second. Look how much money she has, how many “things” she acquires, & look at her face. Does she look happy? I doubt that anything will ever be enough to fill up the empty space that is Kim K.

      • popcorn11 says:

        Kris squandered public goodwill when he allowed it to drag on for so much longer than the actual marriage and espe cially after she got pregnant. Check out the way mainstream outlets are reportinh it, then visit NBA blogs. He came off as vindictive even to me and i hate Kim

      • jwoolman says:

        Popcorn – Kim dragged it out, not Kris. She blocked his access to evidence and delayed financial disclosure and her deposition. He did his part a long time ago. Just because Kim the Liar and her lying family kept saying to anybody who would listen that Kris H was “dragging it out” doesn’t make it so. He had a right to refuse to leap to sign divorce papers and ask for an annulment instead. Just because a Kardashian tells you to jump doesn’t mean you have to do it.

  4. T.C. says:

    Kris can move on now 160 pounds lighter, drama free. A win for him. Karma will bite you in the future Kim.

    • Diana says:

      I’m just wondering, WHEN? When is this cow going to see some repercutions for her disgusting actions? I’m tired of always seeing these horrible famewh*res win all the time (I’m looking at you Lohan) and never face consequences.

      • booboocita says:

        The repercussions will come in about three years — after the kid is born, after Kanye dumps her, and after the show finally tanks in the ratings.

        The Karcrashians, and Kim in particular, appear to be following the Paris Hilton arc times 10: a meteoric rise to the top via a reality show, a few years of constant and fawning paparazzi attention, then a gradual decline in interest from both general public and media as someone new comes along to supplant Kim. Note: I didn’t say “someone interesting,” just “someone new.” Paris went from notorious party girl, to The Simple Life, to bad actress and tabloid darling, then to slow fadeout as her position was usurped by Kim and her family, with Paris trying her hand at DJ’ing and anything else to keep herself in the limelight. The Kardashians appear to be hanging on a little longer, but it’s basically the same story arc. The shows are beginning to lose viewers, but I’ll expect a bump in the ratings after the kid is born. Then, once everyone realizes that it’s sort of dull watching babies (unless they’re yours), the ratings will start to fade again. If anyone shows up with a modicum of charisma, the way Kim showed up Paris, the shows, and the Kardashians, are toast.

        The primary difference between Paris and Kim is that Paris’s money is managed by some pretty savvy financial gurus — the same ones that are keeping all the Hiltons in cash — and the Kardashians appear to be managed by their mom. Even as Paris’s “star” fades, she still has bucks to burn from trust funds and various licensing ventures. Additionally, Paris is one person. The Kardashians have to spread their wealth among several persons, including persons that bring nothing to the brand, like Rob, or persons whose worth is not yet known, like the Jenners. I have to admit, I’m more than a little intrigued to see how this all plays out. How will the Kardashians survive without notoriety? I can’t see any of them actually working a 9-5 job …

  5. erika says:

    wow betty boop! those lips look more huge w/ bright red lipstick! like betty boop!

    i assume she has a makeup/hairdresser coiffe and paint her every day, 4x a day…

    this is my #1 (yeah right…) beef w/ kim, she is SO high maintenance, SO glammed up (I assume she goes poop in a full length evening gown…???), so couture/glam/heels every day that she gives this air of exclusivity.

    Nobody, much less no woman can relate to her. She ostrasizes herself “I’m SO much better than you” so does it come to any surprise that she has NO female friends, that gals like us bash her on this site every day.

    Would you want to be friends (co-worker relative) with Kim? Can you imagine going to lunch, shopping or having a happy hour drink w/ her? Have we ever seen her do such an activity w/ another woman? And I mean, like female BFFs do, like you and I? My friends would think me insane if I showed up for sat morning coffee time in an outfit and all glammed up like Kim.

    She never lets herself just be, relax, chill, goof off

  6. tia says:

    Geez Kris wins.. now Kim is stuck having Kanye’s baby.. ICK!! She could of had a beautiful baby with Kris but now she is stuck in all sorts of mess.. poor thing…

    • erika says:

      i get the feeling kanye is disattaching himself from her. since he flew to paris she’s been frowning in every pap photo…

      i know she’s like 300 pds now, but really, where is KANYE? those two were papped every single minute!

      i have NEVER to date seen kim touch her tummy, or sweet talk about her new baby…the kid will be beautiful, rich, glamorous….but, burrrrr….kim seems like one cold, controlled, perfection at all times, mommy..

      i mean, really…brrrrrrrr.

      ps-black diapers and a white silk ruffled onsie for the win!

    • Jordan says:

      @Tia in what world is Kris better looking than Kanye? In what world is Kris better looking than…anyone?

  7. Echo says:

    TMZ makes me sick!!!! Still Team Kris for him dragging it out, she deserved it for all the fraud she committed in the past.

  8. mae says:

    The only person that won here is KRIS HUMPRIES! He is free to move on with his life without the Kardashian Kurse. The Kardashians are exposed as the greedy frauds they are. Bruce get out now and take the young ones. This family is an embarrasment!

  9. Dee Cee says:

    Kris didn’t weakly give in with shame and ultra sadness, feel loathing and regret he wasn’t worthy.. nor disappear but simply stuck to his claim they deceived, defrauded, tricked him and so many others.. for greed.. and this accusation is glaringly true.. caused the whole family to face disfavor, jokes, distrust, occupational grief and lowering of fan base.. must be losing their magic popularity KKK brand profit touch?

  10. Lizzie K says:

    I really thought Kris Humphries was sincere in WANTING an annulment, not necessarily going to be successful in GETTING one. And I didn’t think it was for money, but because he felt defrauded and wanted the record to reflect that.

    I’m still not sure about money being a motivator, but you’re probably right that it was, Kaiser. It does seem clear that he let his anger carry him way beyond what made sense. When his original Minnesota(?) lawyer bailed on him, that should have been a wake-up call. I don’t watch KUWTK, and I don’t follow NBA basketball, so I really didn’t know whether it was true that he was a dumb*ss. Today he totally looks like one, so I guess he is.

  11. hateonit. says:

    um NO. Kim does not win. she never wins. she never will win. she still got pregnant when she was still legally married. she still has no talent at all. ever. she still has horrible taste in….EVERYTHING. she’s still selfish. she still has an alien face and body, which I’m guessing will only get worse. now kris is no longer married to this trashbag. I think that alone is a WIN. she did fraud him to a certain extent and it makes me sad he couldn’t prove it, but you know what’s coming for Kim? KARMA :) she should honestly name her baby that and I hope it grows up to be a very misbehaved child for her. I really do.

  12. hayley says:

    she really does look so much better when she’s dressed down and casual. she’s almost pretty in that third picture.

  13. pwal says:

    Kinda think Kris won…

    Despite ‘how far’ men and women have come, it still doesn’t look good when men seek money from women in divorce, even when they are legally entitled to it. Next, he can’t be cited as the reason if something (heaven forbid) happens to the baby. The baby’s idiot parents and their so-called support system will be, since they are following the beat of their own individual narcissism versus the well-being of this child.

    If he takes the tack of, say, Chris Judd, versus Jason Alexander, he’ll be fine. Because when Kimye does south and it will, monumentally, the press will seek out a comment; the smartest thing for him to do is not say a blessed word.

  14. valleymiss says:

    I always firmly believed that Kim committed fraud. I believe she faked being in love with him in order to have a well-compensated, televised wedding. I mean, come on. There was a story about how she didn’t want to go on the honeymoon with him. So, she’s madly in love with him during the ceremony, but then something happened within a few days to the extent that she doesn’t want to honeymoon with him? Gimma a break.

    I know Kris Humphries is a neanderthal man, but I really wanted him to get PAID from Kim after this fiasco.

  15. Tiffany says:

    You know you have no real talent or career when what you only have to show for it is getting dressed up for the paps to do everyday errands and treat the street as your runway.

  16. moon says:

    I feel bad for Kim. There are worse famewhores than her, and she’s had a rotten love life. Kanye seems like another douche she’s made the mistake of believing to be the one.

    • pwal says:

      A disastrous love life of her own making. After her first marriage and divorce, it wouldn’t have been unthinkable to take a breather and be on her own in order to figure out things. Instead, she hooks up with RayJ, which we all remember what happened after that. That should’ve been another opportunity to sit out the dating scene and do some re-evaluation.

      The 72 day marriage should’ve been another time to pause, but it wasn’t. My hope is the fact that this divorce dragged out 9 times the length of the actual marriage that maybe this will work as a deterrent to make these @$$-backward relationship decisions.

    • elceibeno08 says:

      You feel bad for Kim Kardashian! Why? She is not an innocent, inexperienced, little 19 year-old girl who is being taken advantage of by sleazy men. Kim kept all 20 million dollars she made from the wedding including the gifts. Kim and her mother would put Machiavelli to shame. Both women are catty, cunning, and conniving who pulled the strings like puppeteers on the unsuspecting victim that was Kris Humphries. They used him, and when Kim was done using him she divorced him to chase a more famous black man to spawn with.

    • bluhare says:

      Worse fame whores than Kim Kardashian? Who?

  17. Zorbitor says:

    Bring back the Mexican divorce

  18. SydneySpy says:

    Oh my god. I just had an epiphany. I had no idea who the Kardashians were, until my son’s girlfriend “enlightened” me. She’d religiously watch their show every week, and woe betide anyone who spoke to her outside of an ad break! I adored the gf. Past tense. Turns out she’s a a lying, backstabbing, manipulative, chameleon-like, self-serving and fake little cow. Reading the posts here for the last 3 weeks, and all the similarities between these two women only just hit me. I’m stunned. The gf, with natural mousey hair, dyes her hair to the same shade as KK, has the same cut (with extensions), that same fringed thing, the black leggings and black top with white jacket, thongs, the same make-up….she could be Kim’s twin. Now it’s clear why she wanted no interruptions while the show was on: she was studying KK. I think I’m going to be sick. This is one more reason why I detest these celebrities.

    Sorry, everyone. I just needed to vent in anonymity.

    • Lauren says:

      My sympathy goes out to you my friend. I too, have a Kimmybot in my life…my younger cousin mimics her style to a T. It’s truly exhausting to witness.

    • Anna says:

      Thank you for venting. This is exactly why I cannot stand Kim Kartrash. A horrific role model that tv producers insist on slamming in our kid’s faces.

      The real loser here is the baby who is yet to be born .

    • erika says:

      oh my, sociopath. and i am so sorry to hear! bless be she is out of you and your son’s life.

      • SydneySpy says:

        Thank you, all. I was worried you’d all tell me not to be such a melodramatic harpy mum-in-law. I do velieve the gf really is a sociopath. It’s not just her taking cues from KK, cuz I could live with that, even find it quite endearing until she grows up, although she’s 28. it’s the the lies she has carried to my son and his sister’s former employers. A court case ensued over a serious work issue, and the gf, whom my daughter had secured a position for in the company (I know, HUGE error!! and the girl backstabbed my daughter, and told the most despicable lies in signed statements. What really troubled me about her actions was how speedily she completely turned brother against sister and son against mother, even though we treated her as a loved and respected member of our family. She lied about conversations we had: either they didn’t take place, or she reversed my words as being hers and vice versa. Other times she invented conversations and events that simply did not occur. How does one prove these things? The breakdown in my family has been the worst thing I’ve experienced as an adult, and this includes nursing a sick husband for 6 years and rearing my kids after their dad died. I am simply incredulous as to how a young man, with superior intellect, compassion, understanding and humanity, could fall for this girl’s lies and manipulation, and has not yet seen what a fraud and Machiavel she really is. I’m heartbroken that, despite knowing his sister and me all his life, he simply accepted every bit of rubbish the girl told him about us.

        Anyway, thank you again.

  19. elceibeno08 says:

    Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner must have danced and laughed at Kris Humphries’ humiliation in court. Boy was he played for a sucker by the Kardashian famewhoring harpies. What a lesson to be learned in life! Reggie Bush really dodged a bullet didn’t he? I do feel sympathy for Humphries because I think he really cared for her and loved her. Kim on the other hand was just looking to make money and further her disgusting, shameless,famewhoring career. Karma will get to Kim Kardashian someday.

    • Dawn says:

      Yes Reggie sure did dodge the bullet and then he made sure the whole NFL did as well. The story goes she tried to get some younger players interested in her but they all turned her down. She then went to the NBA looking for a young goat and she found it in the Humphs who is six years younger than Miss Thang. Now she is on to rap but she’s getting older and men smarten up to women like her as they age so who knows who will be next after Kanye. Maybe she will just use this baby as her “golden goose”.

      • elceibeno08 says:

        I agree with you on all counts. Kim Kardashian will do anything to advance her career. Yes, she will still keep on making money off the simpletons who watch her show and buy her crap, but she will never become an A-lister. She will never be on the cover of Vogue ( I will eat my copy of the magazine if it ever happens), she will never get the respect of people who did not make a sex tape to start their careers in shameless famewhoring like she did. She will never be acknowledged by the finest of society.

      • dana says:

        No, she dated Cowboys receiver Miles Austin just a few years ago, after she and Reggie Bush split up.

    • erika says:

      ha! FREE WILLY!!!

      i hope she never loses the weight from this baby! oh we have lots to hope for

  20. I'm Gonna Leave Soon says:

    Does she think she’s on a runway in that first photo.

    Also how the hell does she lift herself into her car (tank?). That is quite a step up.

  21. paranormalgirl says:

    I have nothing but contempt for the Kardashians, but anyone who thinks Kris Humphries was in love with Kim and wanted only happily ever after from their marriage is naive. Kris knew what the game was. If there was fraud, it was Kim AND Kris on the general public and watchers of the show. Reshooting scenes to paint him in a negative light isn’t fraud. It’s done all the time in “reality” shows. It’s part and parcel of the life he chose to get into, key operating word being “chose.”

  22. janie says:

    Kris is the winner here.. This bunch is out of his life forever. No one really knows what happened in court? K’s will always spin thimgs in their way. TMZ is saying Kanye has been here for the last 3 doc appts. under the radar, in his private plane? Didn’t want to be noticed? Could that be possible? We know how camera shy they both are?

  23. Rita says:

    Soooo, Kim thinks she might possibly be a bit of a hypocrite for having a baby out of wedlock. Isn’t hypocracy a core value of the Kardashians? So proud.

    btw- Ain’t seen smiling baby daddy in sometime now. Two ass-hats.

  24. dagdag says:

    I think Kim is the looser in this wedding affair.

    It is generally seen as a fake wedding tv show. Their realty tv is exposed as not being a reality.

    They are getting more raunchy and trashy for ratings and so on. Could she sell another high end marriage ceremony? Don”t think so.

    On the other hand, Kanye is trying to dress her high fashion and tried to get her in the high fashion crowd. Didn”t seem to work.

    And Kris? Gave 1 interview and that was it.

    I would like to see the details of the settlement.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      dag – Don’t hold your breath. I doubt we’ll see the details of the settlement any time soon, as I’m almost certain there’s some sort of Konfidentiality Klause in said agreement.

      I’m relatively certain money changed hands, due to Lardassian hoarding all the wedding gifts/money. Those gifts SHOULD have been RETURNED to the givers, not cashed out. And since the gifts were intended for the married COUPLE, Lardassian had no right to do what she did and not split the money with Kris (her former husband, not her mother!).

      And she is most definitely a LOSER.

  25. Anastasia says:

    So where’s Kanye? LOL.

  26. anon says:

    there is a lot in the divorce that is confidential & no way do these people know what it entails. This is a lot of KIM PR to say they won & Kris got nothing. That is complete BS Kris did not walk away empty handed at all. He did not push so hard to just give up. Sorry for who ever wants to believe that he didn’t get something. Just to clarify I don’t care for either Kris or Kim

  27. The Original Mia says:

    TMZ is trying to make it look as if Kim was a winner, when she really wasn’t. If Kris’ suit was entirely frivolous, why isn’t he paying her attorney fees?

    With the confidentiality agreement in place, I’d bet Kris got a nice chunk of her wedding bounty plus his ring back. He exposed her family of famewhores to their adoring public, forcing many people to realize Kim will say & do whatever it takes for ratings.

    No matter what story Kim floats, her days are numbered. People aren’t feeling exactly sympathetic towards her plight as a soon-to-be single mother. That doesn’t bode well for next reality show.

  28. rah says:

    Uhh yuck I’m done with any blog that continues to support this trashy family…you read TMZ and report it like it’s credible…count out this loyal reader CB…should of stopped coming here months ago when I stopped reading KMZ…one last thing before I go and never come back…Take the baby and RUN Kayne!!

  29. Palermo says:

    My guess is they paid Kris and paid him big. Even if it was behind the scenes and doesn’t show up in court documents. Their image is everything to them, because they have nothing else, no talent, no reason to be in the public eye. My guess is he will go on to marry a decent woman, have a family and a nice life. As for Kim, she will never be truly happy, because she values the wrong things and will always pick the wrong guy.

  30. Sammy077 says:

    I know everybody thinks Kim married Kris for the money and publicity but I disagree. I think she just wanted to get married because she was 30. Kim always seemed desperate to be married and have kids. Kris was just there after Reggie dumped her and none of the other guys stock around.

    I have to laugh at the Kris fans/supporters for claiming he won because he’s free of Kim. This sounds ridiculous considering he could have been free of her over a year ago. He’s the one who dragged this on.

    • elceibeno08 says:

      Even though I defend Humphries, no one can deny that he acted childish during this divorce and he refused to admit that he had been had by a couple of hags. He should have ended it and picked up the pieces six months ago.

    • swack says:

      I dislike it when one or the other is blamed for dragging on the divorce/annullment (Kris H getting the most blame). Both of them could have ended it a long time ago. Both had what they wanted and stuck to their guns. Why would either one have to give in to the other if they truly believed in what they wanted. Also, I think (JMO) that his team had some influence on him settling. It played to Kim’s advantage that the Nets are going into playoffs and don’t need any distractions.

  31. Hakura says:

    Warning – I’m cranky & will therefore be known as… ultra-bitch!! (*super hero music* Able to tear down reality show socialite bitches in a single bound!) Sooo, deal with it.

    …You’d think after the last horrendous B&W dress debacle (here… http://25.media.tumblr.com/77c79a55a46b27d823310151f8979553/tumblr_miypldhJhb1qa648eo1_500.jpg ) …she would’ve avoided this monstrous design altogether.

    Now she just looks like a whale in a grass skirt. & if she thinks it’s hiding anything in the backseat, she’s beyond mistaken. ¬_¬

  32. tangoecho5 says:

    My feeling is Kim might have not paid any money, but that doesn’t mean her family or a third party didn’t. And it seems to me this pregnancy (even if real) was just cuz Kanye wanted a child and God knows why he picked this woman to be the mom. The kid probably won’t even live with her or even Kanye. But be raised by nannies and shown off when publicity photos are called for.

  33. Maggie says:

    She dresses like an old woman.

  34. the original bellaluna says:

    NO ONE “wins” a divorce. One party or the other may achieve small victories, but divorce is not a “winning” situation.

    That being said, I think Kris’ small victory is being well shot of Lardassian.

    As for Lardassian, it seems she’s already being visited by karma, and I imagine karma’s going to be hanging out with her for awhile.

  35. littlestar says:

    So Kim gets to keep the millions they made off the wedding? And it’s somehow okay that she sold the wedding gifts they received (instead of returning them) and then used that cash to buy her family Rolexs? No matter how much you defend her, that still seems INCREDIBALY shady on Kim’s part. And very greedy.

  36. lucy2 says:

    As a spectator, I say who cares about the money – in my eyes he still won because he didn’t just roll over and give her everything she wanted like people usually do, and because I think all this definitely helped tarnish their “brand” quite a bit. Which will hopefully lead to them just GOING AWAY!!!

  37. PHD Gossip says:

    Kanye is Gone! She will fly to Paris because of the scrutiny, but it doesn’t matter- he ran away.

  38. ctkat1 says:

    This whole divorce situation was ridiculous- there’s a big difference between doing something that is wrong on a decent human level (ie. marrying someone you don’t love for ratings, attention and $$$) and doing something that is wrong on a legal level. Kris never had a legal case against her, and he lost public opinion when he insisted on pursuing it in court, rather than just saying that she is an opportunistic famewhore.

    Anyone else think that Kim is going to be a single mother? I get that Kanye is in Paris working on his album, and that’s a big deal to him…but why exactly can’t she be in Paris with him?
    And I’ll echo the comment above, it is a little distressing that all Kim has said about her pregnancy is about her weight, and how mean everyone is about her weight, not a single thing about the actual baby.
    Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy weight gain was brutally chronicled by the press, and while everyone else was talking about her weight gain, she was talking about her excitement to meet her baby, be a mother, etc.
    Something is off with Kim…

    • Anna says:

      perhaps she just realized that pregnant, single for all intents and purposes, no privacy, a ruined face, world derision, is not such a great place after all. then there is that awful abusive mother….

    • pwal says:

      I honestly can’t see Kanye leaving the child in the hands of the Kardashians. At this point, he can’t exert his claim over the baby because he or she is still in utero.

      IMO, it’s entirely possible that Kanye is already getting his case together i.e. saving all emails/texts/voicemails from Kim reassuring him that it’s fine with her that he’s in Paris working. If he has evidence that she is fine with this, she can’t turn around and say that he put her through hell due to his working through her pregnancy. Kayne probably took notes of everything that Kris didn’t do in order to protect himself. Plus, as I have said before, Kanye isn’t scared of being perceived as a selfish b@stard, given his behavior throughout his whole public career.

      And on a thoroughly superficial note, anyone else thinks that Kim is copying various aspects of Jolie’s pregnancies? Wearing non-maternity clothes (Jolie’s St. Johns knits during pregnancy with Shiloh), France (visit during Shiloh’s pregnancy and prolonged stay during Knox and Vivienne’s pregnancy), mansion talk (although with Jolie, most reports were false). Of course, the glaring exceptions in the comparison is the public’s interest in each couple’s backstory and the presence of the father. Of course, I don’t see Kanye as a nesting type of guy.

      • Lizzie K says:

        Huh. Well, if Kim is copying la Jolie, all I can say is that it’s not working. I have never, in any context, under any circumstances, noticed any commonality of any kind between Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian. I’m not even prepared to concede genus and species.

      • jaye says:

        I kind of think that Kanye may be having a case of “buyers remorse”. He seemed so happy about the pregnancy and now he’s just gone missing. I know the man has a commitment to his label to produce music, but couldn’t he make the same music in LA? Hell, in America?? IJS.

    • Cirque28 says:

      This whole divorce situation was ridiculous- there’s a big difference between doing something that is wrong on a decent human level (ie. marrying someone you don’t love for ratings, attention and $$$) and doing something that is wrong on a legal level.

      Totally agree. It was foolish of Humpy to try to pursue this legally. How in the world did he expect to **prove** what was or wasn’t in Kim’s tiny little heart anyway?

      We’ve all probably experienced a moment or two where we fantasized about making an ex admit they wasted our time, but to spend the money and take the time to actually pursue it in court speaks to some big control issues. While anyone who dates Kim should be cautious, Kris Humpy is no picnic either.

    • Cece says:

      I see no evidence that he lost in the public opinion realm. She, on the other hand, has lost significantly.

      Some people value dignity and honesty over money. I know that’s hard for KK supporters to understand, but one day they’ll grow up and realize that stupid, vain, shallow and selfish does not make for a good life.

  39. lisa says:

    wow she should never wear red lipstick unless her goal is to look like a duck

  40. Luls says:

    OMG plastic surgery FAIL. her profile in that last pic is hideous. WTF has she done to her lips and nose!!?!

    Just comparing her to 1.5 years ago (when she was still with Kris & plastic even then), there is a vast difference!

    http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/62146-kim-kardashian-and-kris-humphries-settle-divorce-selena-gomez-and-justin-bieber-/1366415051_128004693_kim-kardashian-kris-humphries-467.jpg

    PS: Kim is definitely not the winner in this divorce. Before this fiasco she had at least some goodwill. Now, NONE.

  41. bridget says:

    Kris was never going to get his annulment – he clearly was going for it both to be vindictive and to try to void his prenup. The religious ground he kept talking about was total crap, since a legal annulment and a Catholic annulment were 2 entirely different things. And the dude cant be that religious, considering that he wasnt married in a church or by a priest. I don’t know that Kim got married specifically for the money, but I always thjought she was incredibly jealous of Khloe’s wedding to an NBA star and big fancy ring, and Kourtney’s growing family, while Kim was single at 30, dumped by Reggie Bush. There was definitely some desire to try to surpass her sisters once again.

    • jwoolman says:

      He brought in his hometown pastor to officiate for the wedding. His sister was in the wedding party (bridesmaid?), although the K’s ignored her after that even when she visited. That’s why I don’t believe he thought it was meant to be short-term fakery, otherwise he just would have let the K’s use their own bought-and-paid for pastor and kept his sister out of it. Didn’t Kris Jenner get a ministry degree online or something so she could do such stuff?

      I think he’s serious about his religion. Many real Christians are not Puritans and have no trouble with the concept of sex outside marriage. Kimmie even ended up doing bible study with him pre-wedding, amazingly enough. After she filed for divorce, he managed to get her to come out to Minnesota and they had a long session with the pastor who married them (at least three hours, it was reported). Right after she filed for divorce, his only comment really had been that he hoped they could work things out. He has never acted like this was a grudge match. That’s California/tabloid thinking.

  42. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    Well, she is Kanyes problem now. Good luck with that Kanye.

  43. Jacqueline says:

    Let the Kimye engagement countdown begin. Only I don’t think it’s going to come. He wasn’t even there with her for this. He won’t even come to his pregnant girlfriend’s side.

    While think neither is a winner, I would be inclined to say Kim came out on top. Humphries didn’t get anything at all that he was asking for. No apology, no payout, no fraud. It was over for him when his lawyer quit his ass and he stopped showing up for court dates. She looks even better for asking that he not receive financial punishment and just being present. I think it sucks for her that she has to pay her attorneys for what he basically dragged out, but I doubt that they had that much time on it (that’s just some expensive time), but it’s cheaper than paying him and probably worth the expense.

  44. Beatriz says:

    I have a dumb question: What about the wedding gifts? Weren’t they for both of them? And what about the profits they made with that whole wedding? Shouldn’t Kris be entitled to a cut of that money?
    I’m glad this whole spectacle is over. Now maybe there won’t be so many Kardashian posts (hey, one can dream…).

  45. TheOriginalWaffle says:

    She’s wearing basic black and white outfits; they aren’t a visual overshare, so I think she’s actually doing pretty well on the clothes front.

  46. scarlett says:

    Her pregnancy body shape is just an enigma to me. She’s not just gaining a bump but she is spreading out ALL over.

  47. Luxe says:

    This entire family makes me sick. I hope he sings like a bird. And just HOW does she get to keep the proceeds from their wedding all to herself? ??

    • Hakura says:

      I’m starting to think maybe this is something that was drafted in the pre-nup. Maybe there were already agreements on his part, & he received percentages for certain things.

      He may have signed himself out of being able to complain about a lot, legally/financially. Though it sounds like he never even considered the ‘marriage’ would go down in flames right out of the gate.

      • Luxe says:

        That makes sense although how do you claim ownership of something given to both? I think he won though bc eventually he will find a real woman and not some joke like Kimmode (I think I saw this name on Dlisted lol) who will appreciate him and not treat him like crap. This will end up being a footnote for him but for her it will always be one of the reasons she’s hated….along with getting pregnant while married to another man with her child’s father seemingly being MIA. Oh as well as having a mother who will pimp all of her girls to the highest bidder.

        They make me more sick than Paris Hilton ever did.

  48. jane16 says:

    Kris dropped the case because his team is entering the playoffs and tptb in his team were pissed about this drama overshadowing the team. So, he put the team first and let the annulment go, which was the smart and right thing to do.

    I don’t think that skank Kim “won” anything. She comes off looking more horrible than ever. Who considers having another divorce under your belt as a “win”? Frankly, I would have preferred an annulment, which is a true clean break (TMZ kept harping about Kris not wanting the “clean” break of a divorce). The only reason this POS wanted a divorce instead is becuz their prenup stated he wouldn’t get anything from a divorce. It didn’t cover an annulment, so he could have sued her for using him to make millions.

    • Sam H x says:

      He did say that basketball was his first priority and it makes complete sense for him to do this with the playoffs coming up. I think Kris won cos he exposed them all for the fake famewhores that they are and the brand has suffered too in the process. The Kartrashians won in their head. x

  49. Missatx says:

    Omg! I just had the realization that Kim thinks she is famous for her sext ape because we all find her sexy or something . I think Kanye was under that impression too .
    They didn’t realize that we find her amusing in a honey boo boo sort of way . We can’t believe how vapid and shallow she is . I think it took Kanye a couple of months to realize this and once he figured out that most people dislike her , he backed out and flew to Paris.
    I guess that is why she was determined to pull off a sexy pregnancy . I really don’t understand how delusional and out of touch these celebs really are .

  50. Missatx says:

    Also , her face is looking huge! She is no longer even pretty , that jawline and those lips look nothing like what she use to look like . She is looking masculine.
    I can’t wait until she figures out that her baby isn’t going to make her more likable . I think this baby was an attempt to regain popularity after it started slipping with her fake marriage. People are interested in her because of her messed up face, booty and personality . I don’t know that she’s going to ever be likable again now that we’ve seen her true colors. That includes wearing sexy clothes during her pregnancy . Lol

  51. Caroline says:

    Kris is such a loser LOL.
    Idiot Hump. (not that I like Kim at all, but Kris is such a douche in comparison)

  52. alibeebee says:

    In the last pic she has some really serious camel toe.. looks painful

  53. jane16 says:

    She looks like a clown with those ridiculous fake lips. The more overkill she pulls with her looks or fashion, the worse she looks. She looks absolutely ridiculous in these pix.

  54. jwoolman says:

    Too bad- I would have loved to see the K Klan squirming on the witness stand. I don’t know why Kaiser has been so pro-Kim in all of this. She’s a well-known liar in everything else, and we’re supposed to believe that miraculously she didn’t lie repeatedly to this guy? The whole family is fakeroonie except in this? Not believable. She kept switching her story every two minutes, trying to figure out which one would be accepted. She faked scenes in her show and kept slipping in stuff about Kris H, plus all the fake “flour bombings” of her and her BFF that they tried unsuccessfully to link to Kris H, and all the tabloid smears they propagated — it was all a sleazy campaign.

    Just because Kris H gave up in court doesn’t mean he didn’t have a case or that he didn’t deserve an annulment. The K Klan did everything possible to keep him from evidence needed to prove his case in court, that’s all. They had more power than he did, as they repeatedly proved in their smear campaign, and he finally decided it wasn’t worth jeopardizing his team’s chances. If Kim had an ounce of integrity, she just would have quietly supported the annulment and been done with it all more than a year ago. At least the case got people talking about how fake her wedding and marriage were and how fake she is. It was obviously never about money to Kris H, or else the K Klan would have been able to buy him off long ago. He wanted the truth to come out. Maybe he figured enough of it did.

  55. Carolyn says:

    Somewhere, behind closed doors and without cameras, Mama Kris is wailing “Kim why oh why aren’t you a glowing picture of pregnancy, a stylish earth mother/sophisticated mum to be? This was NOT the plan! I’ve now had to ditch the KK maternity line!!”.

    The Kartrashians deserve all the flak that is increasingly aimed squarely at them.

    I am baffled as to why Kanye has got involved with this mess…keeping a very low and far K-trash free profile could be one of his better PR ploys. With you all in calling BS on this “romantic” union.

  56. Kim says:

    Oh Radar are you turning TMZ/Kardashian lover? We all know he was paid off by the Kardashian family. He made millions but signed off that he would never discuss the show, their marriage, or the money he was paid off to grant the divorce without a trial. Would Kris K not be shouting in the streets about him being a liar etc if there was really just a divorce with no payout? please!