Princess Charlene looks miserable in Monte Carlo with Albert, still isn’t pregnant

Duchess Kate wasn’t the only royal woman out and about this weekend. Poor Princess Charlene was also photographed extensively during the ATP Monte Carlo Masters. Charlene and Prince Albert watched tennis all weekend and they were photographed in the royal box looking miserable as Novak Djokovic beat Rafa Nadal. My guess is that Charlene hasn’t let Albert even look at her royal box in more than a year. Yes, this summer they will have been married for two years. Two years and no pregnancy announcement. Which is no big deal with a normal couple, but when it’s this couple? When Charlene looks so miserable and she tried to escape just before the wedding and she looks kind of drugged out? The whole “she hasn’t gotten pregnant” thing is a much bigger deal.

Meanwhile, I never got around to verifying this – Albert’s nephew (and son of Princess Caroline) Andrea Casiraghi is a new father. Andrea and Tatiana Santo Domingo announced their engagement last year, along with the announcement that they were expecting their first child together. Tatiana gave birth to a boy in March, but Tatiana and Andrea still aren’t married. According to People Magazine, that doesn’t matter though? People says that the little boy is now the third in line to the throne, but if Monaco is accepting children born out of wedlock, then how are Albert’s “illegitimate” children not heirs to the throne as well?

You can read more about the tennis event in Monte Carlo here – The Mail points out that Albert has gained a lot of weight over the past year. Yeah. That should totally help! Charlene must be like, “That man will never, ever see my royal box again.” PS… gotta love the shot where Albert attempts to high-five his wife. She’s looking at him like, “Really?”

Photos courtesy of WENN.com.

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  1. ladybert62 says:

    Dang, she looks bored, miserable and SO over this relationship.

    She is sitting there trying to think of a way out short of murdering HIM! ha ha

  2. Joan says:

    Hubby and I both remarked how somber she was yesterday at the final. Also, it appears that she has had more plastic surgery as her face is very frozen. IMO, she was really beautiful before so I don’t understand this “transformation” she has been put through.

    BTW, her hair looks great!

  3. DanaG says:

    Can’t have a baby if your not having sex. Wonder how much longer she will go on for? Albert has two or three children out of wedlock so we know it isn’t him. I don’t believe the new baby is in the line for the throne at all you have to be married etc and if they won’t add Alberts and he is the King the wont add his nephews.

    • Anna says:

      Well, you CAN. They could go the in vitro route. But I wonder if she’s constantly too upset/stressed to actually carry, or, alternatively, she realized that she doesnt want to sacrifice her freakin child on the altar of monarchy.

    • Azurea says:

      It looks like HE’S carrying the baby.

  4. Ellie66 says:

    Damn she looks miserable. 🙁

  5. Anna says:

    Still a massive improvement over visibly fringing in his vicinity or breaking down in tears. At least there’s human interaction now.

  6. Willa says:

    Oh my!!! The body language!! Sheesh! So cold & not interested!

    • Stacy says:

      Being a tennis fan I watched the match yesterday.

      Whenever they showed the two of them, I could sense the iciness through my TV screen. Several times they showed him leaning over to talk to her and she just looked straight ahead and didn’t respond. Not even a smile on her face.

      There is/was absolutely no warmth between them whatsoever.

  7. aims says:

    Their body language says it all!! Wow! They both look so miserable. Her getting pregnant is the last thing she needs.

    The body language reminds me of princess Diana and Charles last few years of marriage. The unspoken words of, “I’m really over this!”

  8. Mia 4S says:

    I think children can be “legitimized” if the parents marry. I imagine if the engagement was broken off the story would change.

    As for Albert and the Prisone..err Princess. It doesnt happen for everyone right away, however I really don’t think these two are going to be able to stand each other long enough to get pregnant the usual way. I think alternative methods might be advisable to keep them both sane.

    God this heir stuff is so medieval!

  9. Hollz says:

    That they are getting married makes a difference. Since Albert didn’t marry the mother(s?) of his illegitimate children, they are not eligible for the throne. Since Andrea Casiraghi is marrying his baby mama, they can have the baby made “legitimate”

    • Queenfreddie says:

      I believe you are correct.

    • Ravensdaughter says:

      Wonder why they didn’t rush and get married before baby arrived-just to be sure? Did you know that Caroline was knocked up with Alexandra when she and the Prince of Hanover were married. Heirs not an issue, though; he has umpteen sons by his first wife.

  10. Ellen says:

    The baby will be legitimized after they get married, which is supposed to happen this summer.

    I hope Charlene has decided to let Caroline’s children be the heirs, and leave Albert to swing in the wind. But I’m guessing they’re doing IVF and it’s just not working. Poor thing. (On EVERY level.)

  11. mkyarwood says:

    Okay, it’s time for someone to write a better ending to this princess’ story. Fanfic writers, drop the TwiHard, THIS is your new inspiration.

  12. janie says:

    I happened to catch the wedding.. I honestly thought she would dump him at the alter! It appeared to be the most miserable day of her life. It was sad to watch, never understand these people? It appears time hasn’t helped.

  13. Tig says:

    So if so unhappy with this guy prior-prince or no- why marry him? If she made the conscious decision to marry for the perks, suck it up!!

    • onegirlup says:

      He is gross and completely repulsive. I would NEVER hit – even for all the gold in the King’s castle… but you make a very good point!

  14. Queenfreddie says:

    I like Charlene but she always looks so sad. I saw photos of her at one of her charities teaching kids how to swim. She looked the most happy . So I don’t know .

  15. LSS says:

    Have to say that this chick is probably sad because she has no idea how to dress. Look at that pleated pants/skirt thing she’s wearing in the last snap and she always wears ill fitted blazers that she can barely squeeze her big arms into. Ugh.

  16. teehee says:

    I get the vibe he views her as an assistant or even daughter type– he isn’t close to her and sees himself as entirely separate somehow.

  17. Chrissy says:

    Who would believe Albert to being Grace Kelly’s son?!
    Sorry to sound like a vain bitch but no wonder, Charlene has pad-locked her “royal box”!

  18. Hoya_chick says:

    Why doesn’t she just divorce him? It’s obvious she hates him. Lol look at her face! What’s the point? Bringing a child into this world solely as an ‘heir’ when you are in a terrible relationship seems cruel.

  19. kibbles says:

    And the most miserable celebrity couple award goes to Charlene and Albert!

    Man, she has looked miserable since the day she married this rich pig. She shouldn’t have married him. She already had money and accolades. She did not need to do this to herself.

    I can’t imagine these two making out let alone sharing the same bed. Having sex with him must be a nightmare for her. That might explain why she’s not pregnant yet and why she looks so disgusted with him all the time.

    • karmasabiatch! says:

      Poor, poor girl.

      She appears to be clinically depressed. Wouldn’t you be, as well, if you had to have sex with that?

  20. truthful says:

    I’d sleep so much better knowing that she punches him in his paunchy stomach everynight–riiight above the navel.

    oh with a stiff knuckle…

    goes to her bedroom and climbs out of the window to make love to some super sexy handy man or something.

    I’d punish him every night in some sort of way.

  21. BooBooLaRue says:

    Such a pity, he was handsome when he was young and at Amherst.

  22. amanda says:

    She can’t possibly be as unhappy as she looks. Why wouldn’t she just leave him?

  23. Agnes says:

    Matching outfits – ILK. all he needs is a man purse.

    Run, Charlene, run! It’s not too late!!!

  24. Mandy says:

    It seems to me that they could just go the artificial insemination method, right? I mean, they obviously are not going to manage this the old fashioned way!

  25. Christine says:

    I think when they married they worked out a deal that she would stick around for 5 years but not have to have kids. That’s sort of saving face to Albert, who will then impregnate and marry some chick before she gives birth. Also, the new baby is NOT heir to the throne. I think they didn’t get married because of that. Albert is still going to insist his kids get the throne.

  26. Jacqueline says:

    She looks utterly miserable, but it’s on her for marrying him. Even if they foiled her escape, no one made her speak those words in the church that day. She made her bed… He just likes to get in lots of different beds.

    • DIANE says:

      I just can’t understand why she agreed to marry him in the first place. I can see her being pressured on her wedding day with all the pomp and the world watching, but surely she knew long before that what a pig he is. Is this a business transaction that includes reproduction? Was she threatened or blackmailed into it? There’s more than meets the eye here.

    • DIANE says:

      It’s pretty clear from her facial expressions and body language that she doesn’t even like the guy. And hey, what beautiful, vivacious international beauty wouldn’t be repulsed by a middle-aged, philandering doughy-pasty mushroom-colored slug, even when he comes with a magical kingdom? Is it worth it, Charlene?

  27. jaycee says:

    Alberts illegitimate kids are black. That’s why they aren’t in line for the throne. We can fancy it up with other reasons why but that’s the real reason.

    • kibbles says:

      He has a son and a daughter. The son is half black, the daughter is white. The constitution of Monaco states that only legitimate children may inherit the throne. Neither the son nor daughter can become royalty.

    • Bings says:

      Not both. Only the boy – Alexandre. The girl Jazmin Grace, is white.

      • Zozo says:

        She is older too. If there is any line for the throne made by illegitimate kids, she will be the first. So I don’t believe that exist a “race problem” here.

    • bluhare says:

      jaycee: I agree with you regarding his son. His mother’s black, and a black king of Monaco?

      Can’t he legitimise or acknowledge a child as his thereby allowing them to be in line like they did in the olden days? I really don’t know.

      • W says:

        Please stop calling a biracial (black AND white) child ‘black’. He’s not black, he is biracial, both white and black.
        Would you ever call him white? No. So why is it ok to call him black? And don’t tell me it’s because of phenotype because that’s racist. Look at a color chart.
        The privileged group would never extend their privilege to a half black and white person. the One drop rule was specifically meant to protect white privilege.

  28. Ravensdaughter says:

    Bring on the turkey baster…

  29. apsutter says:

    She’s GORGEOUS, especially in those sunglasses and she knows how to rock a blazer! Butt she also looks miserable and I doubt she wants to bring a kid into this mess of a marriage.

  30. JL says:

    Looking at those pics just made my work day 100% better, that’s one ugly pimp and I’d be miserable as hell with such a jackass.

  31. Andrea says:

    She looks far more miserable than ever before. Has anyone wondered if she couldn’t escape and actually was forced to marry? I have wondered about that for years. Who tries to escape the week before the wedding and has her passport confiscated? I have always felt sorry for her. I hope she cheats and leave him, she deserves a bit of happiness.

  32. Sachi says:

    It’s probably because I look up the Monegasque royals from time to time, but Charlene doesn’t look “miserable” to me.

    It’s this particular event that doesn’t interest her. She’s never really looked enthusiastic when watching tennis.

    She is much more comfortable with other sports and when she’s interacting with kids. She looks very warm and genuinely interested when she’s attending children’s charities and swimming events.

    I also don’t think she and Albert will have kids. I think Albert got married to shut everyone up who kept on making jokes about his sexuality and questioning his lifestyle as a 50-something bachelor.

    He already has his heirs. His nephews Andrea and Pierre have been attending events with him for the past few years. He’s probably already started training Andrea as his successor. He adores Caroline’s children, so it’s not impossible that he’d pass on the throne to them.

    It’s just unfortunate that he doesn’t treat his kids any better.

    • StarTe says:

      I joined just to add that I agree that she doesn’t seem miserable to me either more than uncomfortable and kind of ungainly in the public light. She seems to be more of a private person to me and maybe an introvert…and it could be that her personality doesn’t translate well on cameras.

      • Sachi says:

        It could also be the language barrier.

        Charlene doesn’t speak fluent French. She has lived 10 years in Monaco and she still doesn’t speak it well.

        I will look uncomfortable, too, if I had no idea what was being said around me.

  33. PoliteTeaSipper says:

    This made me cringe! Yikes!

  34. Noinin says:

    They were not even sleeping in the same hotel during their honeymoon! I think she is staying because she loves the lifestyle – divorce is quite frequent in Albert’s family so it wouldn’t be too scandalous.

  35. Amy says:

    I do believe Princess Stephanie’s children were born out of wedlock but she then married and quickly divorced their father, therefore legitimizing them. Stephanie’s third child however, Camille, is not eligible for the throne because Stephanie never married her father (and there was some speculation for awhile who the real father was).

    And I don’t think Charlene will ever have children with Albert. In a few years we will be getting a divorce announcement I feel.

  36. Ally8 says:

    Oh, speed-reading… I read the headline as “while Albert still isn’t pregnant”.

    He just isn’t trying hard enough!

  37. Froyo says:

    They could well be doing IUI/IVF and it hasn’t yet worked. ART does not guarantee success.

  38. the original bellaluna says:

    She is a stunningly beautiful (albeit – Albertit? – miserably-unhappy-looking) woman.

    I’d insist on artificial insemination, and only after it had been treated with radiation (or something) that would ensure no STD-transmission from his whoring-around ass.