I have a very specific fear about Alexander Skarsgard: I fear he only really goes for petite blondes. I think “petite blonde” might be his type, just like Michael Fassbender’s overwhelming type is “women of color with great asses”. Fassbender’s type gets relegated to a “fetish” by some of you. Let’s see if the same wording is used to describe Alex’s type!
So these are new photos of Alex out with a mystery blonde. She’s petite and pretty – sort of like a wholesome version of Kate Bosworth, only this girl looks like she consumes solids. Alex and Blondie were out together in West Hollywood yesterday visiting a M+B Art Gallery and a picture framing gallery. Is this his new girlfriend? Or is she just a friend? The Mail can’t identify this lady either – so I have NO idea.
I think Alex’s movements, post-Bosworth, in the love department have been pretty undercover. There were widespread rumors about Alex and Charlize Theron, of course, but no one ever got a photo of them together. There were also rumors about Alex and Ellen Page (but most people are pretty sure she’s not interested in any dong, not even Skarsdong) and Alex and Alicia Vikander. But I think it’s notable that we don’t really know what’s true and what’s false about Alex’s relationships at this point. Do you think that Alex got burned by Kate Bosworth’s famewhoring? Will all of his romantic entanglements from now on be somewhat undercover?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
The last two questions. Yep, that’s it.
Damn, he’s so delicious.
The sun is shining and you’ve posted Skarsdong pics, my day is officially perfect.
ITA…great way to start a Tuesday, even if I am at the office. 🙂
Oh Miss Kiki look – here’s your Viking! He looks quite fetching today – I think you should spend your whole evening here with him; he’s missed you. Don’t worry, I will tend to any posts that happen later… say, oh I don’t know, if any movie trailers drop today that need tending – I’ve got it. You and Skarsy just have yourself a proper catch-up. I set out the tea and scones. Cheers!
Oi, never you mind what me and SkarsDong are up too.
Is it me does CHemboy’s hair look extra magnificent in the trailer? I always take a moment to admire it when I’m running my hands through it post coitus but in that trailer, sheeesh *fans self*
I just watched the trailer – I am not going give you and Skarsy a second thought.
Yes, his hair is luscious (you do good work!) and his voice is luscious and when he drops to his knees my thoughts turn luscious.
I am going to stay close to my fainting couch today.
Oh my what a yummy man! 🙂
FYI that’s not really a “mystery” lady, she works at that art gallery he was visiting, and she also plays a bit part in True Blood as “Rosie” the ditzy chick who works at the police station.
well she looks like Chelsea Handler.
How rude!
she looks like a Leo cast-off.. well damn, I can dye my hair blonde, ha! (no seriously, I fried my hair dyeing it blonde when I was younger, never again)
Wigs, darling, there are always wigs.
Just try a curvy brunette. Just once, ASkars. 😉
Yes! Samigirl and I will be waiting….
I’m not really sure why people say he has a type. He’s dated blondes, brunettes, redheads, short ladies and tall glamazons. Their only similarity is that they’re all pretty and thin? Is he pigeonholed just because his only relationship since he was famous in America was Kate Bosworth?
Yep. And because of Evan Rachel Wood and Amanda Seyfried. Those we can be sure about. Anyone who tried to stalk his past before he got famous thought he only goes for brunettes (mostly). Not that I belong on that group. Ahem.
And Bosworth burned him gooood. He probably didn’t know what hit him.
She’s definitely a swede.
No she’s not, she’s the manager of the gallery he went to buy art from. He probably knows her through work http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1443788/
when i read your comment Maxwell’s song immediately came to mind:
“I always feel like, somebo-dy’s watch-in’ meeeeee, and i have no pri-va-cy, whoa-oh-oh!”
😆
Very attractive girl, they look good together.
Mmm…Viking song…
She’s Rosie from TB, Tess Parker. She isn’t Swedish and she isn’t too pretty … and she works at the gallery as manager. He bought some art … that is all 🙂
What a delightful way to start your day with sum viking dong horray. idk he was with bossworth eww. I cant stand that girl.
I can’t believe it’s been 2 years since him and Bos broke up and he’s not with anyone serious since her, I would say he’s just picky but that wouldn’t explain him being with Bos in the first place.
Hmmmmm
It’s because he doesn’t meet me yet 🙂
Why does he have to be in a serious relationship?
At 6ft 4in, every woman is petite to him!!
Exactly! Five foot 6 inches would seem petite next to him. To me, petite is under 5’4″”.
I’m 5’10” – I’m perfect for him, and he meets my Must Be This Tall to Ride requirement! 😛
hey not cool, normal girls (I’m 5’6″) need big dong too
@ Marie
I give you a 5’2ft long stink eye.
I give you both a napoleonic stink eye!
All in good fun. Though it does raise an interesting point for me. I had a very tall boyfriend, exactly as tall as Askars here. Accordingly equipped, too. But as much as I like looking at tall guys, I will never again get with a guy that tall, unless they’ve got a great goddamn personality or something. Current Mr. Gdansk is shorter, around six feet, but still, kissing and hugging result in spinal injuries and goddamnit do I JOG (was worse with the ex. He had a long stride and I’d just casually jog next to him) when I need to keep up with their leisurely walk. And then there’s bed.
Y’all can have Askars. I’ll just sit here and look. Taking pictures.
“Napoleonic stink-eye!” – I die!!!
Mr. tob is 6’5″ or 6″ and we are a PERFECT FIT. And I can wear my 4 inch heels, and he’s still taller than me.
I LOVE IT!! 😀
@Original bellaluna – i am 6ft….don’t mention the 4in heels i always wear!!! LOL.
I like a tall man. Anything less than 6ft is a deal breaker for me, especially as my heels will have to be surgically removed from my feet one day.
All these Alex posts are making me crush on him again – just in time for the new (and hopefully not too horrible) season of True Blood soon.
thanks for pointing out that alex and his revolving door of blondes are just as much of a “fetish” as fassy and his women of color. if you want to describe it that way that is.
What revolving door of blondes? Before Kate he was with Evan Rachel Wood who was a redhead, and before her he dated a black woman for a short while. And before that he had a long relationship with a brunette.
I didnt realise there were people dismissing Fassbenders preferences as a fetish. Seriously, whats wrong with some people?!
I really dont see Askars appeal. From the receding hair down to the skinny legs, oh well.
Has anyone seen the Netflix original new series hemlock grove? It has Alex’s little brother bill skarsgard in it. He is so dreamy and maybe even more handsome than Alex in his own way. What a hot sexy Viking family.
i tend to think that Bill is strange looking as only someone who hasn’t quite grown into his looks can be strange looking. Alex used to be the same, but at some point in his late 20s he suddenly grew into his looks. I predict we’ll be swooning over Bill in a few more years.
I don’t like his jeans, that’s not his girlfriend, and his brother Bill is appealing but not more handsome than Alex. BTW, I love all the Alex posts. He has looked so good during his recent press junkets.
Bill is prettier than alex. he is also 15 years younger or something like that.
He is 22! Greater chance for me, as I just turned 21! 😉 but yes he is very handsome and in a pretty boy way. And 6′ 4″!!
He’s definitely pretty…a little too pretty (and young) for my taste. He reminds me of Jackson Rathbone. I think I’ll stick with the eldest Skarsgard brother personally! ((yummmmmm!))
That’s that Benny and Joon Actress!! She played Joon!!!! Omg
Or is it….it looks like her anyway!
Nope…Joon was played by Mary Stuart Masterson. (I love that movie!) Similar look, but much older (at least now) than Tess Parker. Mary is in her mid-late 40’s today.
He looks great, except for the baggy jeans. Body language to me looks like friends. I watched Hemlock Grove and all I’ll say is that is 13 hours I’m never getting back.
It’s Tess Parker, as someone mentioned, she plays Rosie on True Blood. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1443788/
While everyone fights over Alex, I’m steeling Gustaf away. Floki forever!
I’m with Fassy, love darker skin and brown eyes. I’m coloured like him too, pasty and freckled, and the contrast between olive/caramel/chocolate skin tones and pasty white is so attractive. Also if I accidentally have babies they won’t be be able to see their veins through their skin like me.
Alex looking healthy and dongsome here,look at that pecks and muscle,le sigh!
Loving all the Viking posts here lately. Thank you, Kaiser! This makes me a very happy girl, but the speculation makes me giggle. Alex spotted with random or not so random blonde = he has a type because…erm…Bosworth. Are we really giving the famewhore that much credit? Seriously? I really shouldn’t be giggling this loud at work. His type seems to stop at pretty and thin. Or maybe just pretty, if some rumors out there are to be believed. 😉 He wasn’t kidding when he said he doesn’t have a preference for hair color though. He’s an equal opportunity Viking pillager.
It’s a bit player from True Blood, she isnt that petite, not in Bosworth territory. She’s Tess Parker
I think she’s very pretty.
Maybe they are friends, maybe they are dating. I think Alex wants to keep as much of his life private as possible, especially relationships.
Is she really petite? I mean the guy is like a giant seriously she could be just a normal blonde lol
*editing to add im so glad someone pointed this out already i just read and ran
He’s SO HOT!
She has pretty hair!
I’m 5’3″ and LOVE tall guys!
And pretty guys!
And Swedish Guys!
And guys that play Vampires on TV.
Ok…that’s all!
(BTW – I love that we all can share in our love of ASKARS! YOU LADIES ARE MY PEOPLE!)