Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Butt ruled the red carpet for the LA premiere of Iron Man 3 last night, but some people still tried to get attention. Like, for instance, the actual star of Iron Man, Robert Downey Jr. RDJ walked the red carpet with his wife Susan Downey. And when I say “walked” I mean “he couldn’t keep his hands off of her.” Susan is so lucky.
There were other hot dudes at the premiere too, like Guy Pearce! I love Guy, but he’s looking pretty rough-and-tumble here.
Don(g) Cheadle, with his undercover assets.
Here’s Bella Thorne in Katie Ermilio Spring 2013. I don’t really know who she is, so this it only notable to me because OMG that dress is horrible.
Jamie Alexander in a really budget looking dress… but I think the color is probably “on trend” because I’ve been seeing shades of goldenrod everywhere lately.
Kat Dennings… everyone knows her for her boobs, so it’s kind of disappointing to see her covered-up, although I understand that she probably doesn’t want to just be “the girl with the huge rack.” Still, if she wanted to cover up, she could have found a cuter dress, right?
Rebecca Hall in Prada Fall 2013. Much better than her appearance at the UK premiere.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame/Flynet.
Love the colour of the golden rod dress, I think it’s the spandex style fabric that makes it look cheap? Maybe?
Guy Pierce looks like he’d be fun to get loaded and go dancing with.
Jamie Alexander has lost weight, hasn’t she? Looks good, not dramatically thin.
Eve I watched the live stream of the arrivals online last night and I didn’t recognize her until they said her name. She looks good.
I wouldn’t expect Kat to be there but she did work with RDJ in Charlie Bartlett.
BTW Hiddles and C. Hemsworth was there as well. Chris brought that tacky armpiece with him.
I noticed her weight loss because she looked stronger (so to speak) in the first Thor movie.
Oh, did you really think Ticky Paticky (from tick, the ectoparasite) would miss a red carpet? Please.
ha, she will always hijack any and all red carpets..
Oh V4 – I am surprised to see you up. I assumed you were still dancing on the bar where I left you.
BTW, thank you again for distractin Remora with a photo of that Saudi Prince so that I could make off with CHem.
J.eyre, after being a distraction for you I made an anonymous call to Susan. I told her the nanny wasn’t feeling well and she needed to go home and take care of little Exton. Once she left I zoomed in on RDJ and we snuck out through the back door. I’m so sorry I didn’t say goodnight but I was a little busy if you know what I mean.
Quite alright, darling. I wouldn’t have heard much with CHem’s tongue in my ear anyway.
I am surprised either of us recovered enough from watching Guy guffawing over that waiter “accidentally” dumping the sushi platter on GOOP.
j. I was so distracted by RDJ I didn’t get a chance to address my umm… so called issues with Goop.
That sushi on Goops dress actually made the dress look better. Thank you Guy and please don’t loose my number because RDJ went right back to Mrs. Downey after we were done. I feel so cheap and used but it was worth it.
Oh darling – you are not cheap and “used” was kind of our goal last night so congratulations there.
The sushi was a vast improvement, certainly, but the smell was a bit off-putting.
I saw Guy tattoo your number to his arm ala Memento so don’t worry there. Who knew he liked to talk so much during foreplay?
J. that was the sushi; I just thought that was Goop’s natural body odor or her glutin free frangance “Pepe Le Pew.”
BTW we must do this again on Monday April 29th; they will be in NY for the last stop on the promtional tour.
Let me check with CHem/CHarms and see if he can spare me.
Oh, who am I kidding – a second go round with Guy – I am there.
She has definitely lost weight. Too bad, I thought she looked stunning in the first Thor movie – strong and healthy.
If it were any other couple but them I would be doing some serious eye-rolling, but I love them together so much I find it adorable!
OMG why can’t my husband(RDJ)grope me; he’s always pawing away at the lady he calls his wife. Ok so I’m freaking jealous so for now I’m moving over to Guy Pearce and hope I can get a little groping from him. If that doesn’t work I’m going to ask Don to Cheadle me. Wow, it’s too early in the morning to be so turned on by these three fine specimens.
Love RDJ & Mrs. RDJ…they look so happy.
Seriously, they are the cutest!
I love how his pocket square always matches her dress, or her jewellery 🙂
I really like Bella Thorne’s dress. Nice to see someone take a risk
Why is Kat slouching so much? Why would you stand like that on a red carpet?
That is one lucky lady. My jealousy runs deep.
+1
RDJ. Sigh.
Susan Downey: so so lucky.
Kat Dennings is always such a sourpuss and has a pretty smile, what gives?
Rebecca Hall is so so gorgeous and that dress is meh.
These are my thoughts.
Kat tweeted that she had to bolt from the premiere for some kind of emergency, so maybe something else was on her mind.
White lifts. Don’t wear them, RDJ! Be proud of your stature! I’d totally put you in my pocket.
“I’d put you in my pocket” cracks are exactly WHY he wears lifts.
I looked up Bella Thorne, she’s been in somethings and is currently on the disney channel…but she’s also 15! I was just thinking about how when i was fifteen, i certainly didn’t look like a put together adult. Lol.
God, he’s hot!
RDJ must just be a barrel of laughs around the house, `cause his wife is always laughing. I don’t think I’ve seen a pic of her in which she wasn’t smiling ear-to-ear. They are cute as buttons together.
Guy Pearce is fabulous. And I adore Don Cheadle–he is a seriously great actor. Who is hoping he’ll “Cheadle” her–V4Real? Hahaha! Yes, I hope you get Cheadled too! 😉
LMAO!
I think RDJ is the lucky one – I love Susan Downey.
I love her too for saving my man’s life and career; now step off bitch:)
I want to believe RDJ and Jude Law is secretly lovers….
Well now Ms. Pretty; there have been a few blind items about those two. One rumor even included the wife and that she knows about it. Also Sherlock 3 is a go.
But why am I so turned on at the thought of Law and Downey getting it on?
Did Bella Thorne go to the “Beyonce school of posing on the red carpet”?
Nah…Beyoncé’s signature poses are these:
The one where she looks like a vase:
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.103010.1313918852!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_635/gal-pose-beyonce-jpg.jpg
Or a variation of that:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/blog/070122/beyonce_knowles_300x400.jpg
And my personal favourites (the “check my armpits” ones):
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dTQ4Civ9X-8/Sd9dw_r1ewI/AAAAAAAAFFs/nKeexwzWGKg/s640/beyonce+armpit.jpg
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3548/dreamgirlsparis1cf1.jpg
http://www.foxnews.com/images/256261/0_61_012307_beyonce.jpg
Even her wax figures are like that :D:
http://www.rap-up.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/beyonce-wax-4.jpg
http://cbsb96radio.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/50899335_10.jpg?w=271
Is it my eyesight? Is this a gag? I can’t tell the which are the “real” (ha!) Beyonce and the wax Beyonce.
Don’t know who the Bella chick is but her dress looks like a bullseye threw up.
Seriously love RDJ, his wife is one lucky lady. Saw Iron Man 3 today and loved it! Don Cheadle and Robert are great in it of course and Sir Ben Kingsley is amazing!
Hot.
Groping your own wife, what a thought.
They are really cute together.
Each of RDJ’s facial hairs looks like it has been hand-sewn in place.
Guy Pearce is giving me sexy drunk professor vibes.
Don Cheadle is a damn fine-looking man.
After over 10 years together I hope my guy is still as into me as these two are. It’s so refreshing and adorable to see a couple who genuinely like each other and want to be together.
Side-eye to Goop.
Oh my God, I saw Iron Man 3 on monday and even though my heart will always belong to RDJ, Guy Pearce was seriously SEXY in that movie (obviously not in the nerdy flashbacks but otherwise)! So even though he looks a little rough here I’d still hit it HARD.
And since RDJ is one of my all-time fave actors and the sexiest Avenger IMO I’d obviously hit that too, but he seems so in love with Susan in these pics that it almost seems wrong to fantasize about it 😀
I love RDj! He & his wife are so cute! It’s so nice to see him doing well! He gives me hope for LiLo..
Mrs Downey has some lines. But, wow, what a smile. They look so natural and into each other. Great to see.
I remember when Guy Pearce was Mike from
Neighbours. I loved him so, then.
Does anybody remember that cannibal movie he did with Robert Carlyle? That was a great film.
“Ravenous.”
Poor Goop. She tries so hard to portray that she has the perfect life and is such a style maven but along comes Susan Downey and proves who really has it all.
I love RDJ. Make no mistake. But I think he would be exhausting to be married to.
I wouldn’t mind running that marathon with him.
Yes, I can see that you are a tireless wench. *g*
LOL
I love him too but I definitely think it would be exhausting to live with him. Susan must be a remarkable woman. He was blessed to find her.
I think Susan Downey is so pretty — just a normal, down-to-earth, non-famewhoring lady. I bet she brings so much stability to RDJ. I’m happy for them both.
Despite my above comment, I feel exactly the same.
Also with all the money celebrities have can’t they use those resources to get lift shoes that don’t look like platform shoes from the 90’s? I hate white tennis shoes with dark outfits and it just draws attention to what they are. My guy is also on the short side and for our wedding he’s wearing lifts and we do not have the money of these celebrities but still found attractive shoes that don’t give away what they really are.
Just forego the lifts all together and walk on stilts.
I do like that you have no problem with your husband to be wearing lifts as long as they don’t look like lifts.
I’m torn,sometimes I just want RDJ to just be comfortable with his true height and not wear them. There are other times when I say he should wear whatever makes him feel good. We as women wear heels to appear taller; why can’t men do it. Some of us also wear make-up to look prettier, hair extentions for a fuller look and push up bras for a fuller figure up top.
It’s mostly for his ego lol. We have a 3 inch height difference so we both it will look better in pictures and such for him to be a bit taller. If you look at any men’s magazine, in the ads in the back there’s a ton of ads for shoes that add height so I guess it’s pretty popular. Just no help in the Summer lol
Congrats on your upcoming nuptials; I wish you two all the best.
RDJ is so dreamy!
Can’t wait til May 3rd for the Canada release!
I’ve always thought Guy Pearce was terrific (especially in LA Confidential and Memento). It’s a shame he had problems with drugs and depression but he seems to be well past it. Good for him!
I hated Iron Man 2 so I’ve got my fingers and toes crossed I’ll like this one. Of course I can’t wait for RDJ in Avengers 2 but I hope he has time for some variety. He’s better than playing the same thing over and over.
Mia you’ll be happy to know that he has Pinocchio and The Judge gearing up for production.
I saw it yesterday. Better than IM2 by far (which was terrible, I agree). IM3 wasn’t quite as good as IM1 or Avengers, but definitely worth seeing.
Perhaps only go to 2D though. There’s some pretty snow/smoke swirly 3D effects, but nothing worth writing home about. You really wouldn’t miss much by choosing the cheaper option.
Why does Kat Dennings look like she wants to murder who ever’s holding the camera?
Guy Pearce, by the way, is an awesome actor and has me interested in this movie, though I doubt I’ll see it, if only because I find Pepper in a suit kind of corny(or maybe it’s because I find Paltrow so boring?). Love RDJ, but this movie seems so meh to me.
Nobody except Don Cheadle looks good here, and it’s hard to make Jaimie Alexander look bad.
OMG I don’t care how “rough” guy pierce looks. total hottie.
Sigh Guy Pearce. There will always be a place in my heart for Felicia Jollygoodfellow.