As Kaiser covered earlier, today was the day Lindsay Lohan was supposed to check into rehab. Kaiser pre-wrote some of this before I watched the hearing and jacked this story from her, so I’m just going to use her introduction and put it in quotes: “Not just any rehab: the prosecutor and judge signed off on the rehab in the Hamptons, but Lindsay refused to go because they would let her smoke cigarettes (not to mention crack). So now Lindsay is weeping and she’s hysterical and her dad won’t stop giving interviews and OH BY THE WAY she’s already in violation of her plea deal. Because of course. The California justice system is going to sentence her to TWO gentle pats on the firecrotch for this!”
Again, Kaiser pre-wrote that paragraph above before the hearing, and of course she was right. Of course nothing happened to The Teflon Cracken, and of course she got away with switching rehabs at the last minute. In today’s hearing, the prosecutor Terry White expressed his frustration at the last minute change in rehabs. He said that he had been given a list of six rehabs some time ago, that he researched them all, spoke to rehab directors, and picked the one he considered acceptable. Instead, he was told about five minutes before today’s hearing that a different rehab was chosen, and was given a letter claiming that the rehab was acceptable, instead of being allowed to do his own research.
White said that he had quickly looked into Lindsay’s chosen rehab, Morningside in Newport Beach, CA where she allegedly is now, and had found three articles from the past year condemning it. Score for Lindsay! The whole hearing was a score for Lindsay, because the judge didn’t seem to be swayed by the prosecution and said she could stay in that rehab, unless prosecutors objected. The prosecution has until May 10th to evaluate the place. It almost doesn’t matter if prosecutors object to that particular rehab, because they still have to prove that the rehab doesn’t “fall within the parameters of the plea agreement.” The judge kept emphasizing that point, so I bet that objection never happens. TMZ did some research and found that Morningside had its license revoked just last year for “being careless with prescription drugs.” Again, score for Lindsay! She’ll be able to get all the Adderall and Vicodin she needs to get through the day.
I just wanted to share the most ridiculous line from today’s hearing. Lindsay’s My Cousin Vinny lawyer, Mark Heller, insisted that “My client is ensconced in the bosom of that facility right now.” Sucking at the teat of denial, addiction and entitlement.
If the prosecution doesn’t object, Lindsay will stay at Morningside rehab until July 31st. If she’s in compliance and finishes treatment, she doesn’t have to go back to court at that time and her lawyer can appear for her.
Update: Radar is reporting that Lindsay walked right in and right out of rehab and quotes a source who says “She told people there that she didn’t need rehab. And then she left. Everyone was stunned.” Meanwhile TMZ has a photo of Lindsay shopping in electronic store Fry’s at 9am Pacific time, when her lawyer assured the judge she was already “ensconced in the bosom of that facility.” She wasn’t in rehab a couple of hours later either, and – get this – the rehab lost its license for good last year, and is only a “sober living facility,” one that Lohan refuses to even stick with for a day. It’s about to get interesting.
Photo credit: WENN and PCNPhotos
*bashes head on desk* That’s all I got right now. Ugh.
*Joins in head-bashing*
*facepalm*
“Oh, come on!” (in honor of Gob Bluth – I think even he would find this ridiculous)
I think all the Bluths would look down their noses at her. She’s THAT bad.
Judge: “I’ve made a huge mistake.”
considering how disgusted we are, can you imagine how beyond pissed the prosecutors must be?
UPDATE!!!!
TMZ has gotten my hopes up once again…
They have photos of Lindsey shopping at Fry’s at the same time her lawyer said she was already IN rehab. They say that as of 11:10am, LL still isn’t in rehab. They also said the facility had its license revoked, and it is a sober living house, not a rehab facility.
so what does this mean exactly? she’s still going to do whatever she wants and get away with it.
I don’t know exactly what it means, other than she isn’t doing what the court asked her to do and her lawyer lied in court. Whether there will be punishment, I doubt it.
I hope they hold her for contempt of court. That should give her a jail sentence. She really gets the easiest judges in LA. What’s with that. Grow a spine judge and throw the book at her.
I might add that she was wearing the same clothes on wednesday as she did on thursday morning. Maybe her rough night kept her from rehab?
Although I understand your frustration, I think bashing Ms. Lohan’s head against a desk would be much more beneficial…and satisfying.
Big happy smile.
Alright, I’m game. Where is the human cum dumpster?
Crackie doing what she always does fucking up. Did we not think this would not happen, we’re talking about lindsay lohan queen of the junkies!
Isn’t there anything else the prosecutors can do to make Ms. Lohan’s stay more comfortable for her? Gag!!!!!!
She’s still not at the facility. Her attourney lied when he said she was.
This bitch must be riding on some incredibly good karma built up in a past life or something. I can’t even.
Karma meaning “beejs” and whatever other ‘get out of jail free’ cards she’s been handing out to get away with all this shite!
I don’t think Karma is what she’s riding on
ha! excellent
This Lucky asshole…. If she was a Minority or not rich or famous, or giving rich dudes Beejs under the table, or rampantly disobeying the law anywhere else not California …. She’d be in prison RIGHT NOW
+1
I’m thinking ill use the “but Lindsay Lohan never got in trouble for this” defense if I ever get arrested for anything at all. Seems to work.
+1 too!
If I ever get arrested, I think I’ll phrase it as, “Hey, don’t you know who I am? I’m Lindsay Lohan! Seriously…I’m just preparing for a role.”
:::sigh:::
ya
If I ever get in this type of trouble I am going to make sure my lawyer refers to her cases for a plea deal.
Oh wait! I am not a famous, entitled celebrity so I guess I would have to do my time like all the other peons.
But the case law is there, why not use it to your advantage??? If I were arrested in Cali, I would raise holy hell if I had to do time and that bat shit crazy woman was free to do whatever she wanted.
My big problem with this is FOR WHY IS HER “FAME” even relevant?? Maybe if Mother Theresa had been arrested for shoplifting she would get a buy for her fame…but a second rate f*ck up called Lindsey Lohan??? What get our of jail card is she playing?
And cue the Four Horsemen…
For the love of Bugs Bunny’s carrot.
This is sodding ridiculous.
Cracktinis have come earlier in the week than I expected.
*passes Cracktini rimmed in Sea Jasper*
There are just no words.
Dear Cali Legal System,
You’re a world-wide joke.
How the eff did these judges ever pass the bar?
Pathetic.
Dear Gee
We felt the whole “mandated-system-to-unify-and-uphold-the-law” thing kind of a drag so instead of making our “lawyers” and “judges” actually pass the bar, we just hold court in some of the more popular ones. And we don’t think you should have to prove yourself to an unfair system of measurement, so when you think you deserve it, you can just give yourself whatever legal title you think works for you. We are super-excited to announce that after rehab, Lindsay Lohan is going to be our new State’s Attorney!
I apologize for making this brief, but we have all this money from the schools and libraries we need to burn – dude, it’s only 71 degrees today!
Sincerely
The Cali Legal System
And once again, Firecrotch gets away with murder.
Any other Jane Q. Public would be sitting in jail right now.
In the end, the cigarettes and the drugs will be her downfall anyway.
You’re right – she’s only hurting herself. Until she gets out, is not ‘rehabbed’ and drives under the influence again. UGH.
Yes, obviously the safety of others is a consideration. Really, she’s not “getting away” with anything. It appears that she is on the surface; however, she’s digging her own grave. It’s sad that she’s so addicted and ignorant that she doesn’t truly comprehend that.
It’s only a numbers game now. How long does she truly have left? Maybe it won’t be the drugs that kill her. Doesn’t she have asthma? I hardly think her immune system is strong and hearty.
RN u just said it all! She is her own worst enemy. Her bad habits will get her in the end. Some people are beyond help. Stupid stupid girl!
Honestly I don’t really care if she dies. I’m just afraid she will take out innocent people with her.
I think TMZ likes to stir up drama. I’m not defending Lindsay. She gets away with everything, always has. But TMZ has these lame stories about how the judge would be upset and then nothing happens. I think TMZ just likes to stir the pot when it comes to Lindsay.
(I use TMZ because everyone seems to quote TMZ as reliable)
And to add: Lindsay will always be drama. But she is boring now.
This is true. TMZ ALWAYS writes as if some serious S*** is going to go down and it NEVER happens. I think no one really cares about her transgressions all that much and they’re just as happy to be rid of her for the time being.
I said on new year’s that nothing will change about Lindsey and the stories will be the same old, same old, and we’re almost half a year in, and it’s still true. By end of 2013, still nothing will have really changed.
Totally true, but the bigger problem is that she’s not even that great of an actress, so why all the hub bub? Because she’s considered a ‘child star’ or because she’s a raging mess?
I just can’t with her anymore, or ever, really.
No rehab will ever meet the requirements of the plea agreement, because it’s supposed to be a lockdown facility and those don’t exist. The prosecution must be quietly going nuts, because it doesn’t matter what sort of case they present, this b***h is going to skate free. I’m tired of her. Tired of her getting by with everything. I just want to slap that entitled, know-it-all look off her face.
I second this opinion!!!
Can you imagine how many defense lawyers are rubbing their hands Mr. Burns style at the precedence this twat is making by pretty much BEEJING THE LEGAL SYSTEM. My goodness, I would cite her cases all the way to the moon.
THIS. GODDAM. BITCH.
/that’s all I got
me too.
Wtf?? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised but seriously is karma EVER going to catch up with crackie?
I’m kinda afraid it’s going to catch up with her in a lethal way.
At this point, it feels like I’m being supportive of Lindsay when I root for her to go to prison and do hard time.
Absolutely. The legal system is failing her. Why would she change her lifestyle when she knows she won’t have to face consequences for her actions?
In the end, it will be her life that is ruined. (Or ended early)
LA’s justice system is a farce – there’s really no other word for it. Why do cops and prosecutors even bother arresting celebrities there? I think celebrities in LA should just be issued a special card from the Sheriff’s department declaring that they are famous. All they have to do is show the card, and police/DA’s won’t even bother prosecuting. Think about the tax dollars and court time saved from having to go through the motions with pointless prosecutions that everyone knows will lead to no punishment of any kind.
I really think they should run with this idea – no need to go through with the facade of pretending to prosecute criminal behaviour by celebrities.
As stupid as it may sound, it’s no less ludicrous than what goes on in LA now.
That’s why I call it the “legal system” and not “justice” system. There’s really no justice involved.
FFS.
That is all.
“The Teflon Cracken”
AAAAhahahaha! Yes! Whatever happens after rehab, her license should be revoked and her picture posted in every car dealership banning the sale or rental of any vehicle to her. I don’t want her behind the wheel because she could harm others, but she’s free to do all the drugs she wants and harm herself. She won’t reform unless she feels it’s time.
I wonder how many hours the prosecution wasted on researching all those facilities Lilo never intended to go to
I thought the same thing. Would like to see her pay restitution for THAT.
I have $5 that say she’s skipping out before June 1st.
Nice. Wouldn’t the court HAVE to put her in prison then?
Why are even female judges so easy on her?! Don’t they realize she needs to be locked up for her own benefit? This whole situation makes people really angry at the surreal level of injustice.
According to Radar Online, you’ve already won your bet.
*snoopy dance*
bigger question, there are only five mug shots? really? REALLY? only five? seems a little short….
There are six. The most recent shot is missing in the above picture.
Thanks I added the latest one!
You know those annoying ads on web pages for “find criminal records online”? Has anyone else noticed that they’re starting to use her latest mug shot as their advert picture?
Too funny. I guess Charlie is right and she really is #WINNING!!
I am ensconced in the bosom of incredulity right now.
Omg that made me snort out loud, thank you for that.
ojulia, please accept this humble internet as a token of my esteem.
She must hate TMZ… if this was anyone else, they would just get away with it. But she’ll probably have to move and the truth is, she really should. This place sounds crazy and ill equipped to handle any addict. On the other hand, she doesn’t feel she is an addict, so…yeah.
Well, honestly, not to defend Lindsay, people trying to get off drugs and/or alcohol tend to really need their cigarettes which are so addictive. Trying to address her chemical dependency issues while she is also dealing with withdrawal from nicotine doesn’t seem productive. One thing at a time. I remember David Gahan saying nicotine was a vice he couldn’t give up while getting clean from heroin. She handled it wrong as usual, last minute drama, but I don’t fault her for wanting a different place.
While I hear what you’re saying, I would also argue that she knew she would be staying in a facility that didn’t allow cigarettes (well, initially, the facility she was supposed to go to didn’t), so she had time to quit smoking cigarettes. I know because I quit earlier this year. Sorry, no excuses nor empathy on that front for her.
And once again, no effort is made on her part—changes for her are only made if she is FORCED to make them.
She could have been put on Wellbutrin, which would have killed two birds with one stone – help with the alleged ADD (since the original rehab wasn’t going to allow the Adderal) and smoking cessation.
Exactly, there is no sympathy here. She didn’t even have to quit smoking before entering a facility – she could have taken this seriously and done her damn research to find one that allowed smoking BEFORE the required date and NOT at the 11th hour.
My apologies to those of you who live in California and pay taxes. What a waste of your hard-earned dollars. At least, for the moment, she’s off the roads (roads for which you pay) so you don’t have to worry about her crashing into you. Let’s hope this lasts more than a week.
on a whole other level, one would like to think that the judge would have been the least bit aware that there are millions of young people watching this and learning just how corrupt and ineffectual this joke of a justice system has become.
just another privileged bitch who skates from any accountability. that is for the little people.
This is plum crazy—how on earth can she go to a facility that has a revoked license…are you kidding me??! BTW… Did anyone else read the story on Radar where Michael Lohan was quoted “She asked me if she could transfer to Lukens once she starts and I told her of course she can,” Michael said. “I will get it all settled for her.” What can he settle? Now—if she ends up going to Lukens in Florida I seriously think someone should investigate what kind of pull he has…what kind of pull the Lohans have…Maybe he is just talking to talk but I am shocked that she once again gets her will using a rude, rabbit-food clad “lawyer”…
OMG! Heller lied!! TMZ says she isn’t ensconced in any rehab bosoms – she was photographed shopping at an electronics store!!!!
NOW can we throw her ass in jail??
She has been ripped from the teet of rehab!!!! What will suckling pig do now???
Lol!
I am holding the California legal system accountable if she kills someone under the influence in the future. They are just as bad as she is. Two peas in a pod.
True, the lesson seems to be do whatever you want and you’ll get your way. Even when dealing with court orders.
If history has taught us anything it’s that Lindsey will always get her way and nothing will ever separate her from her drugs.
Are we honestly shocked at this?
It’s starting to look like Barry Zuckercorn couldn’t even mess up Lindsey’s defense.
TMZ is saying she’s NOT even in that rehab. And she wasn’t there earlier either when her attorney told the judge she was….she was actually at Fry’s Electronics.
I’m seriously side-eyeing anyone who is surprised by this.
Lovely. May we all stop pretending that the law = justice now? It would save us all so much time.
I’m at the point now where I wonder just how far she can go without any ramifications.
Most likely, all the way to an early grave.
Ugh…. I got sniped at by the commentariat here about a month or two ago because I thought you all were over the line in your cruelty for her…
However, after I saw all the shenanigans this morning with her 270 outfits for 90 days, and blahdy blah blah…. somehow that was my breaking point for the remainder of any sympathies.
The bullshit level with her not being tossed in a cell as soon as she touched down in California is mind boggling. The fact that I even care enough to be angry about this is also mind boggling. I need a nap. 🙁
Welcome to the other side Liz 😀 First round of cracktinis are on me!
I know what you mean. Like 5 court appearances ago, I thought people were mean. She is just blatantly over the top with her entitlement. Sure, she’s not the first celebrity to be arrested, but she is the first to have “FU” written on her fingernails while appearing in front of a judge, she is the only one who continually shows up late or not at all for her appearances, and she is sure as hell the only celebrity who ignored the deadline for turning themselves in.
She has some GOOD DIRT on someone very important and powerful in our system; this goes so far above being a celebrity. Internal Affairs should be knocking down doors.
No love, you need a cracktini, rimmed in Sea Jasper. If that doesn’t do it for you, there’s always the Vodka Vat out back.
TMZ has pictures of her shopping at Frye’s this morning AFTER her lawyer said she was already checked in. So shockingly, he lied. Her SUV just left the place with her still inside. She never checked in according to TMZ! WHAT THE HELL????? He can lie to the judge, and they have proof and still nothing will happen! Disgusting little twit! 🙁
Who among us ever believed this would go smoothly? No one is surprised? Oh my… I’m weary of her & Kim & all these stories.
This makes me rage. Is she literally going to have to kill someone before the courts ANYTHING?
He research the listr and picked one? And then the JUDGE allows her to go to one that wasn’t on the list and had its license revoked? Wow, this is just a mega epic failure of the judge….that procecutor must be piisssssed.
CB – It isn’t ‘about’ to get interesting. It is already f’ing epic!
That girl is in sooooooo much trouble! Take THAT Judge Dabney! And throw Heller in jail for perjury while you’re at it!
p.s. the Daily News says she is headed to LAX for a flight back to NYC. What is this girl on?
WTF!!! What does that mean legal wise? Can New York police arrest her? Or is she off Scott free because she’s no longer in California? Forgive my ignorance, I’m Canadian so I have no idea how the US legal systems works. Obviously the California legal system doesn’t if this entitled little piece of sh*t is allowed to pull something like this! I don’t understand – how was she not arrested immediately after walking out of the rehab clinic???!
I think you mean “what ISN’T this girl on,” right?
littlestar, you are correct: the CA legal system only works on (and works over) the “little people” all the while bowing down and kissing the asses of the “famous.” *gags*
So, she left? Honestly, she should just stick it out in jail…what will she have to do, 20 out of 90 days? That’s cake for her.
Personally I don’t mind people smoking. But if a rehab is smoke free, as it seems most are, then so be it. Lentitled won’t have any harder time than anyone else there who’s also not smoking. But never mind, as she’s not going to rehab anyway, and will yet again run amok, endangering other drivers and pedestrians within her range. And that’s all I care about, is her huge potential to hurt/kill other people. Can you imagine if, in her most recent known driving debacle, she’d rear-ended another car instead of a truck? She was a kinda-cute young teen who did an OK job in a very well written movie (Mean Girls); that is it – now she’s a talentless, manipulative, and very dangerous dirt ball.
Grab me some popcorn and a comfy chair….
I’ll take one too 🙂
Jailjailjail??
Oh it is on now.
On like donkey kong!
It’s amazing what you can get away with when you’re rich, white, and famous.
If this was a black celebrity she’d be in jail, ala Lil Kim who did time and didn’t cause nearly as much problems within the court or society.
I can’t wait until Lohan gets what is due to her.
Haha! That is funny!
Lindsay never took rehab seriously. She only agreed to rehab just to stay out of jail. There’s no way she will ever get helped because she does not want help. At this point I don’t think there’s anything anyone can do to help Lindsay. She’s a lost cause.
well if she’s going back to NY, maybe she’ll get smart and check into the NY facility that was approved for her before midnight.
Not betting on it though.
Well, why shouldn’t she, really? It’s not like the judge is really going to do anything about it except let her pick another facility or possibly offer a two hour jail stint.
Whelp, she lasted longer than I thought she would.
LOL 😀
I’ve lost count if this rehab order stems from NY or CA, but wherever it is…you residents need to contact your legislators with ANGER regarding the squandering of taxpayer dollars for this pantomine of justice. These judges are elected…they need to know they are being watched and remembered at election time for allowing special concessions for celebs. DISGUSTING.
Who pays for rehab ? I heard its like $70, 000 a month? Is that possible? Damn…
That’s because there’re plenty of stupid rich people around who think that every problem can be solved by throwing money at it. You can’t pay someone to do your recovery for you.
I want a Run Lilo, RUN! Tshirt or something. Her terrible, bad dad called me out on twitter last night (hilarious, he said I needed an exorcism or a spiritual enema). This is so funny. Reminds me of the oldie times Keystone Cops films. Everyone is chasing after Linds!
LMAO You should totally copyright that beforeseone steals it! Lol 😉 He really called you out? What a douche. 😀
hahahaha.. this is a hilarious eff-you to that stupid judge. hell, she didn’t even give it 5 minutes…
Of course she didn’t stay. She knows that they aren’t going to do anything if she doesn’t. Way to go Judge, you really know how to lay the law down.
Exactly, nothing will happen to her. She is a mess.
Mean Girls was on TV last night and all I could think of when watching her was “what a waste.”
And to compare the roads her life and career have taken compared to that of Amanda Seyfried, Rachel McAdams, Lizzie Caplan (Janice Ian), etc. and it’s all the more pitiful how she has thrown her career away.
Worse is that she has a lot of enablers.
Someone on The Superfial website called her a diabolical ginger genius. I agree.
atta girl : knew we could count on you
noused it right up
What is wrong with that judge? I would issue a warrant for her asap!
Where’s judge Judy when we need her? 😉
Of course.
That Mark Heller statment reminds me of the Friends episode where Joey used a Thesarus to write Monica and Chandler’s adoption recomendation letter
This once again just proves that almost EVERY single judge in Los Angeles County can be bought. Period.
Disgusting.
You are absolutely right, according to a prosecuting attorney my husband knows.. The whole system is corrupt in Ca..”Everyone is on the take” he says..
And yes to another post, “She will be dead soon”..she certainly will because she’s an addict and a (minor) criminal..
I … this is just frustrating. I don’t know why I even care, but I’m kind of pissed that she’s allowed to do whatever she wants and the judge just lets her. It’s infuriating – why even bother pressing charges against her?
Sadly, I think she’ll be dead soon.
I’ll actually call it a victory as long as she doesn’t take any innocents with her. When you treat your body like a human wastebasket what do you expect to happen?
Why should Lindsey Lohan take the system seriously if the system does not take itself seriously? The judge lets her get away with everything and there is never an penalty so her contempt is understandable.
Yeah, exactly. Now they’ve supposedly given her until dawn tomorrow to check in to the non-rehab rehab (Morningside) or else they will THEN get a warrant for her arrest first thing in the morning. Yeah right. There should already be a warrant out for her or at the very least one out for her in the morning WITHOUT giving her another ultimatum! I swear the court just treats her like a bratty child instead of the grown up criminal she is.
Yep, and I love the way this warrant will force her to go to Morningside – the rehab that wasn’t in the plea deal, the rehab that had its license revoked and can no longer offer actual treatment anymore. What is the point of issuing a warrant to force her into a rehab that has no license?
What happened to rehab being a “blessing,” Lindsay? That’s what she told David Letterman. Apparently she doesn’t need no stinkin’ blessings.
I love too how she owes back taxes (right?), got at least one loan from Charlie Sheen, and she’s got money to go buy Chanel crap a day before heading to rehab.
People need to STOP HELPING HER. And they need to send her to jail. It’s the only solution left.
Wow… just wow.
If Lindsey is able to get away for walking in and walking out of rehab by blaming her attorney, while Wesley Snipes had to do jail time for taxes due to his accountants (?), then there is something definitely wrong with the legal system.
Eh, there’s two different legal systems at work there, though.
California doesn’t have the jail space to play hardball with anyone.
But the taxman? Try to put one over on the IRS and you go DOWN.
Lilo isn’t that dumb she knows the judge is an idiot and does what she wants. No rehab for her. If they want her to get clean they will have to send her to jail which of course NO ONE in LA has the balls to do. In the end Lilo will be the one dying young or killing someone then they will have to put her away. I’m moving to LA!
LOL! Like I said before! I can’t even blame her anymore! 🙂
I think it’s time for a letter-writing campaign to the California courts, just blanket those bozos with mail calling them out for being the laughing-stock they are and obviously corrupt since someone is being paid off (or jerked off). Also letters to LA newspapers. I agree, if she commits vehicular homicide while messed up, every judge who let her off ought to be prosecuted as an accessory after the fact. Anyone wants to look up the California courts legal site or addresses, count me in.
I really would like to start an online petition, urgimg the CA legal system to finally throw her ass in jail, AND urging thr FBI to open a corruption investigation in this case.
I just can’t with this bitch anymore. Even cracktinis don’t help, my disgust for her and the legal system in general just completely overrides my crackie delight.
OK, I tried. They want money for E-V-E-R-T-H-I-N-G!! (What a shock, right?) But certainly there must be a way to get around that and tell them they SUCK. Right?
She really takes BRAT to the next level.
B.R.A.T. = Booze-Raddled A–hole Thief
When is her 27th birthday?
I am inclined to start believing that hollywurban legend about a porn tape with underage Lilo and a VIP being out there somewhere. Even if judges are crooked there is a limit. Don’t you think Michael Douglas would have paid everyone off to keep his kid out of prison? And where is all of the money coming from? Is there an endless supply of arab billionaires with bags of hush money? They could fund hundreds of harems full of beautiful women. What gives?????????
Sad state of affairs. I adore her in Mean Girls. Her Mother will rot in hell for whoring her out like this. ROT.
Had she not crack-walked from rehab already this morning, she would have turned 27 during her stay there.
I believe she will be 27 this July. I’m kind of over her legal monkey business. I just want to know who it was that White Oprah let schtup the underage Cracken.
They all scared her.. this is all so sudden, she chose the wrong outfits.. how dare they scare her and make her choose bad fashion…!?!!!
I still think this trick is going to join the 27 club. I think we have another year to wait and see.
The 27 club is for musicians tho…..
Dontcha remember her amazing rendition of White Winged Dove some years back?
Frankly, I think she’s aiming for it.
Once again Lohan gives the California legal system the middle finger and once again zero will be done about it. They helped create this runaway chronic rehaber. It defies logic.
Sadly, her lawyer will go to jail before she does. He lied to the judge.
So she has been given 12 hours to check in or warrant will be issued. HA! One of her john’s will bail her out, they will set a date for the future court hearing and then it will start all over with nothing happening to her. It is a joke. She knows it, we know and the courts know it. They mat as well just do it all tomorrow cuz nothing is going to happen, guaranteed! 🙁
I really can’t tell if she is delusionally entitled, or if she is begging for jail for some reason. I also expect she will be dead soon and take absolutely no glee or pleasure in it, except that there won’t be any more victims. It’s going to e horrible and sad.
Okay, the latest from NYDN and Radar is Lohan is on a flight to New York right now, because she believes they can’t arrest her if she’s not in California.
Apparently, Lohan is wrong, and they will arrest her in New York and a bail hearing will be set.
At this point arresting her is just a waste of taxpayers money. Just take the thousands of dollars spent on those pointless arrests and hire her a permanent car and driver. As long as she’s off the roads she won’t hurt anyone but herself.
I predict Lindsay Lohan will be found dead – likely from an overdose – this summer.
I know that sounds like an awful thing to say/predict but the way her life has been going it is a very plausible outcome in the very near future.
She does not seem to understand (or care?) the severity of her addiction or take accountability for any of her mistakes. And there appears to be NOBODY around her – not family, friends or even the legal system – willing to give her the tough love approach she NEEDS in order to prevent her nose diving into an early, tragic death.
And if nobody around her is forcing her to clean up/value her life and get back onto the right path, why would she? It’s obvious that she lacks the maturity or willingness to do it on her own.
I just have a very strong feeling that we will be hearing about her death versus hearing about a miraculous turn around.
And that’s really too bad. (I truly mean that – not because I like LL but because she is matters to/is loved by others)
It’s not bad to state the obvious. It made me think of Amy Winehouse.
She is on the road to death. This is why I call BS when some celebs are accused of being on drugs. This is what a drug addict is.
I’m seriously furious. Not even with her, she’s just a wasted person. Done. I’m furious with California, my state. I’m furious that there is such obvious blatant preferential treatment of her. I simply cannot believe this is because she is a celebrity; she is blackmailing someone. She is too broke to be bribing someone (unless it is sexual favors) and amoral enough to do some sh*t like extortion or blackmail.
People seriously need to start a petition. Write to your CA. senators. I’m just disgusted and I hope this case is investigated by IA.
I so agree with you.Something underhanded is going on here.What other excuse is there?What happened to that one sugar daddy of her’s that got busted with all those drug’s not that long ago that she was going to do a intervention?This girl has some very rich friend’s that can buy freedom and I am sure they are helping out.Not to mention the sex tape that has been talked about for year’s.What else could it be?She has no star power anymore and I would think this pretty much killed it.She is a liar,thief and pretty sure selling herself out.Lord know’s her look’s are gone.
Agree there has to be more going on behind the scenes than we know.
My prediction: since she has become virtually uncontrollable she is too much of a liability for the mysterious people backing her. She’s not worth the trouble any more. They’ll kill her now and make it look like an accidental OD.
I am so disgusted with the special treatment she is getting over and over and over. A friend of mine had too much to drink, refused to take a taxi, and got busted for first time DUI and got 30 days in jail. No rehab, no free to roam all over the USA, but county jail time (she was there for 15 days) which she had to serve plus a fine and points on her driver’s license.
Long past time for LL to go straight to jail.
You know her old lawyer Shawn Holly is kicking back with her legs crossed on top of a desk with a pina colada in one hand and a cigar in the other. Life is good.
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Shawn is smiling from ear to ear thinking, ‘Thank God ‘IT’ is not my problem anymore.”
Lohan is a waste of life. Sad.
TMZ reports Shawn Holley is “back on Lindsay’s team.” How’s that for a kick in the crotch to all things decent, eh?
the multi mugshot picture w/ the latest one w/ her baseball jacket put all together looks like a crack nightmare of the opening of the Brady bunch…here’s the story of a girl named Lindsay
Regarding her lawyer.. if she went to the center and left he would not have known it.. so he could have been misled. but what lawyer in his right mind would risk his career for Lindsey and her foolishness. She is obviously an addict. And like all addicts when the time comes to face the music they run. I hope this will be the nail in the coffin. And it makes me so angry because there are some people that are in jail and they actually want help.
she doesn’t. She just made the CA legal system look like fools once again.
“Risk” his “career?” From the sounds of it, Joey Bagodonuts, Esq. didn’t have much of a career, and that’s why he jumped on the crazy train. Any pub is good pub, especially when someone wants a VIP seat on the Hollywood crazy train specifically. Which, judging by the looks and things that come out of this dude’s mouth, he’s hoping to get more celeb clients and/or fancies himself as the next Judge Judy.
I truly don’t get it- she missed the deadline, throw her IN JAIL. If she really did run off to NY, I hope the cops grab her at the gate and more charges are added. Not that it will make a difference.
She has pulled so much sh!t over the court’s eyes that she expects she can do it again and again and again, and they’ll give her break after break after break. Her arrogance is unprecedented.
Does it cost the state tax payers more money if celebrities get sent to jail? Yah know, because they are wealthy? Would that cost the state tax payers more than someone who’s middle class? I’ve always wondered that!
Of course she left, of course she is not taking it seriously! No one will ever make her get happy, she’ll just skate by her whole life
For the first time in a long time I have not read all of the comments, she is getting boring at this point. It’s the same ole same old thing. Nothing new to report, she didn’t do as she was told and pled to, Wow that’s really surprising. (snort! not!). Something really surprising would be if she actually got sober and got an acting job, now that’s news!
Lilo actually got snapped nowhere near the rehab when he was in court saying she had already checked in and her lawyer would off had to have known that it was a couple of hours later she showed up then left again. Judge needs to actually do something or just stop charging her it’s pointless anyway. I’m sure most folks would be in jail long before now. Lindsay get’s away with it because she knows they won’t do a thing about it. Probably be out partying in New York.
So apparently she is going to (or has already checked into) Betty Ford according to ROL. Shawn Holley brokered the deal! SMH!!
AHAHAHHAHAHHA SUCH A JOKE. I mean, Lilo can do whatever she wants and she knows it. Nothing is gonna change, but I really hope she’ll be put to jail or forced rehab -like, a serious one-.
I’m at the point where I cannot muster up an ounce of sympathy for this woman.
Maybe she should seek help from Dr. Drew…
It’s true, though, legal wrangles aside, she is cruelling herself and her own life. She’s incrementally losing everything – her supporters, her livelihood, her friends, her chances, her youth, her health…. And I know mug shots are rarely flattering, but just look at her in the above pics. Her looks are already gone. Pretty soon, not even a gobby from La Lohan is going to carry any worth. Sleaze bags can get any number of them from slappers in the pub or a dark street corner. Without all the drama. She’s a human being, nevertheless, so I still find it all so sad.
I seriously did not know facilities had bosoms.