Adrienne Maloof embarrasses her boy toy in a ridiculous outfit


Adrienne Maloof of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 51, has been dating Rod Stewart’s son, Sean, 32, since around January. At first it looked like an ill-matched post-divorce fling for Adrienne, and one that might be a showmance at that. The paparazzi always knew where to find these two and Adrienne admitted they were working on some kind of “business idea” together. They’re both reality TV stars after all, and they might be able to spin their relationship into a show.

In March we heard that these two broke up and I thought that would be the end of this amusing pairing, but apparently they couldn’t stay away from each other. They were spotted outside of Chateau Marmot on Saturday and this is what Adrienne wore – ridiculous high-waisted pants paired with black tights, pumps, and some kind of jacquard print vest that is so wide it doesn’t fully cover her nips. (We’ve had to blur them out, you can see them here.)

This is a woman who thinks that glittery hair extensions are pretty, so I guess it’s not surprising to see her in an outfit that only a 12 year-old would consider sexy. She has on an oversize leather jacket which is probably Sean’s. He’s all “OMG are you cold? Please wear this for the love of god.” Notice how he’s walking ahead of her, hands in his pockets, and staring straight forward. He gave Adrienne his jacket but he couldn’t get her to close it.

Photo credit: David Tonnessen,PacificCoastNews

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  1. gogoGorilla says:

    GAH! Camel toe!

    That looks like an elf outfit that went completely wrong.

    She is so desperate for attention. Ugh.

  2. Beatrice says:

    Tragic!! Sure the boyfriend looks embarassed, but did her kids see her leave the house in that outfit?

  3. Myaabb says:

    No. Just NO.

  4. G says:

    I think this guy delivered pizza to our house recently… boy toy? Yuck!!

  5. Joanna says:

    that outfit would not look good on anybody. she always wears dark hose, she must not like the way her legs look.

  6. neelyo says:

    That guy is ugly!

  7. JudyK says:

    #1 (gogo) said what I was going to say.

    Adrienne is pathetic, and she still looks like a tranny. I’ve never found her remotely attractive.

    • Itsa Reallyme says:

      I have honestly wondered if she may have had gender reassignment surgery. She just looks so manly, her voice is deep and she was unable to carry children—she had a surrogate.

  8. Word says:

    This woman & Madonna should design a clothing line for insecure fifty somethings year olds. How ridic & tragic

  9. Aussie girl says:

    Well she did pay someone else to have her children for her and not from her been unable. So her choice of date and outfit shouldn’t really surprise us. But they are both just to gain attention, it all screams, ‘looook at me!!!

  10. dorothy says:

    Her “ordered and paid for” children must be so proud of their mom. Sad when a woman has such little self esteem.

  11. lisa says:

    sean looks totally embarrassed. considering he is not embarrassed to live like a 12 yr old supported by his dad, that’s saying something.

  12. eliza says:

    Why should Sean Stewart be embarrassed? After all, it isn’t as if he isn’t on her payroll to escort this pathetic woman around. He has no job, other than being a child of Rod Stewart and obviously a paid escort.

  13. Dedrie says:

    Hey ya hon.. What’s the problem I spent a lot of money to look like cheap-stupid-crap..?

  14. Ellie66 says:

    Damn…that is just pathetic she looks like a old Bavarian hooker. As for her “date” his dad is way better looking even now that he is old. I love Rod Stewart. 🙂

  15. Relli says:

    Someone’s titty balls are looking for attention! And yes I totally had this outfit when I was 12 it was from limited too.

  16. Chell says:

    And this, Ladies & Gentlemen, is what a mid-life crisis looks like!

  17. Belle Epoch says:

    He looks dissolute. Plus you can tell he is going to have to fight getting fat, starting right now.

    Sad that she ordered up some children. They’re stuck with her forever.

  18. Uzi says:

    A perfect illustration of “money doesn’t buy class!”

  19. Fartin Lawrence says:

    Hhm…. I dated a woman 17 years older than me, who had ample resources, when I was in college. It was a decent gig for a 22 year old. This guy however is the spawn of rock royalty and shouldn’t have to go this route! I think Rod cut dude off financially, leaving him to fend for his own. No suprise that someone who had everything handed to him on a silver platter can’t earn a dollar on his own. He must not have gotten a single lick of daddy’s talent..if he did, he could’ve been Miley Cyrus.

    • Hakura says:

      @Fartin Lawrence – “He must not have gotten a single lick of daddy’s talent..if he did, he could’ve been Miley Cyrus.

      I’m not sure I’d call what Miley’s dad has ‘talent‘. xD Unless that was your point to begin with. xD (In which case Miley would have ‘a lick of’ her daddy’s lack of talent….)

      • Fartin Lawrence says:

        @Hukura
        Lol- excellent point! I’m not a country fan so I can’t tell good from crappy artists…safe for me to assume Billy Ray was the Vanilla Ice of the genre?

      • swack says:

        @Fartin Lawrence – he was a one hit wonder. His only big song was “Achy Breaky Heart”. And you could country line dance to it.

      • Hakura says:

        @Fartin Lawrence – That would be a very appropriate comparison, yes. xD Both were 1-hit wonders with songs that were annoying to begin with, let alone after they seemed to be assaulting your senses everywhere, ALL THE TIME.

        While I don’t care for Miley AT ALL, even her songs aren’t anywhere near bad enough to reside in the 7th circle of Hell alongside her Daddy’s.

  20. truthful says:

    I remember a reality show before they were popular and he was a dirty looking addict or something..sponging money off of his rich family and never employed, wow–men/boys keeeeep winning.

    always an insecure woman around to scoop them up, sad really.

    her body is not made for that, she has long legs and a super short torso, elf status.

    pathetic

  21. Elle says:

    That guy is giving me douche vibes in flashback form. Wasn’t he on some (short-lived) reality show several years back with another celebuspawn or aspiring famewhore friend? I didn’t remember him as Rod Stewart’s son, I just recognized his face from the pictures.

  22. Dinah says:

    He always looks like he is about to surprise drunk-hurl in photos with her.

    /I wonder why.

  23. Shannon says:

    Her face is a MESS!!!! And this outfit is disgusting. What an asshole. She’s got children and she dresses like this.

  24. april says:

    I can’t believe she wore that out in public. Shame on Adrienne. Also, she goes from a doctor/surgeon to someone who is apparently jobless? Really strange. I always thought Adrienne was beautiful though.

  25. K-rock says:

    She looks like a fool. Regardless of her age.

  26. Stacia says:

    Dude is so mortified that he’s walking waaay ahead of her. Shes’ tooo old to be dressing like a skank.

  27. Mskelfirestar says:

    Sooo she broke up with Dr. Paul to hook up with Rod Stewart’s son who has never worked a day in his life? Man how D**k dumb can you be? He was on two reality shows: one with Randy Spelling and Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. Adrienne looks like an old hooker still trying to work the stroll. You can still be sexy at 50 plus without dressing like a skank. Ask Jane Fonda?

  28. Nina W says:

    Minnie Mouse wants her shorts back.

  29. Kosmos says:

    Omg….high cut shorts come up to meet boobies! What was she thinking? Aren’t there better ways to get attention? I’m kind of sorry for her if she is resorting to this, gag. She’s a bit older, she’s trying way too hard to look younger. I’m sure that having a much younger boyfriend has a little to do with her try to hard to look young look. Ridiculous.