I’m sorry I missed these photos until now. You know how X-Men: Days of Future Past is filming in Canada? Or “mostly in Canada” because I don’t know? Maybe they’ll find a way to film some private scenes between me and Magneto where I show him MY special power? Hint: it involves my tongue. Anyway, so the whole cast of X-Men (past and present) is in Canada. And they had a day off, so all of them went to the Canadian Grand Prix. And wouldn’t you know, Michael Fassbender was the happiest guy there. Because he loves racing and cars and fast women.
So this is just a post with some of the very few photos we have of Fassy, culled from a photo agency plus Twitter. You can see more photos of Fassy here. Several things I’d like to note:
*I like that Fassy isn’t strutting around the Grand Prix in tight jeans. He was wearing a lot of tight pants when he promoted Prometheus last year, and while I enjoy his bulge, I sometimes worry the tight pants don’t let the Fassdong and Fassballs breathe.
*I have mixed feelings about the peacoat. It seems like a strange cut for a men’s peacoat, right?
*I don’t have a problem with his hair length these days. God knows, I like him with more fur (preferably with his hair long enough to curl up in the back because OMG) and with some kind of beard scruff, just because the scruff makes him look more gingery. But I think he’s clean-shaven because Magneto is clean-shaven. Fassy’s version of Magneto is like James Bond with mutant powers.
*Shark teeth: present and accounted for! HUZZAH.
God bless Michael Fassbender and all of the Fassexuals. Mmm.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Twitter.
Is it me, or is he starting to morph into Bryan Cranston?
Just you. Though there is a resemblance, certainly.
It’s you.
Actually, Bryan Cranston is also of German-Irish descent… if you look at some of Cranston’s younger photos, some of them bear a striking resemblance to Fassbender now.
O yeah baby!
Wow. Just wow. Nice to see him having fun!
No! I find him repellant! Cannot see the attraction, sorry :S
Ditto!!
repellant…really? that’s a little strong. I can see you not being attracted to him….but repellant? BTW….this is how I feel about Benedict Cumberbatch. They keep shoving him in our faces….but I think he just looks a little sickly….and damn ugly.
Yeah, if I saw a house on fire, I wouldn’t hit it, I’d run the other way to get help. He’s not repellant, he’s just meh. Hollywood is constantly pushing moderately attractive people at us – like Fass and Cumberbatch – and telling us how hot they are. Wouldn’t look twice at either one of them on the street.
@Michelle-I completely agree about Cumberbatch. Sometimes I think being Fassexual and getting a Cumbersplosion in your pants when you see Lizard Man are mutually exclusive.
He’s lost the hot. Maybe it will come back on screen as Magneto
yes, I thought I was the only one to have this impression, on contrary his best friend is hot http://i1246.photobucket.com/albums/gg612/gemini582/ScreenShot2013-06-09at42250PM_zpscda9cf25.png
*faints* WANT
Can I have him until you come to?
I’ll pass.
nah, but I would like to hang out and get a drink with him, bet he’s a hoot!
Oh yum! 🙂
Ha, Kaiser made me laugh with her list of check points. This girl IS serious.
Used to think he was hot but the more I read about him the more the appeal fades. Meh.
+1. This was the comment I was going to make. The more he reveals his personality, the skeevier and gross he gets for me.
+2 At frist, for a while I thought he was kind of like a young Daniel Day Lewis, extremely talented, slightly aloof and very very hot.
But now? Though he’s still a young man, he seems to be losing his looks. And from what I can discern of his personality, he seems a bit adolescent and not very interesting. I reckon he’ll have lost his hotness entirely by the time he hits 40 – if not before then.
Where has he been revealing his personality lately? Because the last interview he did was during the Formula 1 race in Canada this weekend. And I think only an idiot would find his personality to be skeevy in that interview. I’ve seen him in a lot of interviews and not once did he seem skeevy so I’m wondering what it is you’re talking about.
Fassbender is hot, and I would totally hit it. For any if you women who may not be interested, I suggest watching the first 15 minutes of “Shame”. You would probably change your mind after that.
It’s…impressive. To say the least.
…besides the fact that the dude is so effin talented. I just find that so attractive.
*shrugs*
My answer: YES YES YES YES. One look in those eyes, and he wouldn’t stand a chance. I hope I never meet him; I wouldn’t be responsible for my actions.
PS- I’d never be a Cumberbi*ch. He is not attractive at all. But he was great in Star Trek.
I couldn’t resist the Fassdong either. No need for talking. He’s the kind of guy whose eyes say “let’s just f*** like raw beasts. here. now”. And apparently he’s even more sexual in the flesh than on screen or in pictures. *sigh*
My answer: YES. One look in those eyes, and he wouldn’t stand a chance. I hope I never meet him; I wouldn’t be responsible for my actions.
PS- I’d never be a Cumberbi*ch. He is not attractive at all. But he was great in Star Trek.
TOTALLY agree. There’s just something super charismatic about the ‘Bender that says that he’d be absolute sexual napalm. AND the level of talent is sexy in itself.
He is a fantastic actor and way hotter than the usual men that are being showed in our faces on a regular basis on this site. I.e the ginger brigade: Cumby, Harry and Hiddleston. He also deserves more attention than Cumby and Hiddleston because he has a way better body of work.
Am I the only one who thinks he looks like he goes to Hair Club For Men to keep that hairline from receding any further? Lots of sexy bald guys out there, but he’s in that middle ground where it’s just receding and not hot.
Fassy seems to have done a Scarjo. Sex on fire one minute, and totally lost it the next.
Fassy Candy! YUM! 🙂
How was Fassbender mean to women?
Supposedly beat up an ex-girlfriend. I think I read where she dropped the charges. IDK – it could be true or not.
It may not be true but it stuck with me so I can’t get excited about him because of it. He seems way too sleazy.
If you don’t know anything, then why repeat it? The abuse story was unfounded, but things live forever on line. Love the pictures, story, and checklist, Kaiser.
I’d hit it.
All Hail Kaiser for these photos!
Hell YES!! I thought I lost my ladyboner for him, but I just can’t resist the fassdong. He could wear the most ill fitting clothes I would still ravage him like a reaver
What??? Lol, I’m not a fads bender looney. I think he’s skeezy. But I thought him bring abusive was unfounded and that he generally treats women with respect. Mean to waiters I don’t know. Provide us with links! 🙂
Ewwww
He looks like he needs a shower.
Fassy’s in Canada? *packs stalker bag*
😀
Please do not become a burden to our Social and Police Services. I would like to see my taxes spent on the more deserving. I hope he uses the weekends to get reacquainted with Quebec; go to the cottage areas and visit places where the locals will go so the randoms will be unable to disrupt things; we have our own mental patients do deal with.
I read it was legit invested by the LA district attorney but was unfounded
No. He disgusts me.
I’d hit it if I was on fire! Or him. He’s still my number one.
Fassy is a manwhore. Since I have no problems with that fact, Yes i would totally do him. Even if it’s only for some (very hot) hours.
BTW: Nick Hoult JLaw and JAMES MCAVOY were there too.
Why many people don’t get the charm? I also find his personality attractive. He’s no aloof kind guy and I love him as a talented actor.