Justin Bieber tried to get with Miley Cyrus, who finds the situation to be hilarious

Justin Bieber

This story seems like the perfect storm of ridiculousness, and I honestly don’t even know why I thought it was worth covering at all. Here’s the thing — Justin Bieber has decided that he’s worthy of Miley Cyrus’ affections, and he hit on her mercilessly at a nightclub over the weekend. From what TMZ is saying (and from the photos they have posted), it sounds like Miley was merely being friendly and polite to Justin. She was having a good time at a club, and Biebs thought he could score some action from Maxim’s #1 hottest babe while Miley was all, “Awww, what a cute little douche.” Here’s the lowdown from TMZ:

Miley Cyrus

Justin Bieber partied with Miley Cyrus at an L.A. hotspot this weekend … did some hardcore flirting … and sources tell TMZ the two left the joint together around 2 AM.

TMZ obtained pics of JB and Miley hanging out at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in L.A. early Sunday morning … a popular celeb late-night hangout.

We’re told Miley arrived first (she’s a regular at the place) … with Justin showing up around 1:50 AM and heading straight for Miley’s table.

We’re told the two hung out for roughly 15 minutes … laughing and flirting together … and they both left the theater at the same time, just after 2 AM. It’s unclear where they went after the show.

Hours before the late-night rendezvous, Bieber’s leopard-spotted Audi was seen leaving Miley’s L.A. home on Saturday.

[From TMZ]

I really don’t buy the detail about Bieber’s leopard-printed car (and if you haven’t seen this most ridiculous automobile, here are some photos that will cause much laughter) being at Miley’s house. TMZ never came up with any pictorial evidence to back up that claim, so I’m writing it off as false.

Meanwhile, Miley stopped by and spoke with Hot 99.5′s “Kane Show,” and she claims that it is “impossible” that she is anything but buddies with Bieber. “I’m ENGAGED! I’m engaged. That is impossible.” Let the record reflect that Miley was laughing when she made that statement, but let’s also not forget that being engaged didn’t stop Liam Hemsworth from crawling into the back of a car with January Jones.

Justin Bieber

Miley Cyrus

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  1. Thora says:

    Why would someone hang out in nightclubs when they’re engaged?

  2. Alexandra says:

    I clicked on the link to see his leopard-printed car…and BWHAHAHAHA with the pics when he randomly shows his tiny abs in the middle of the street

  3. Marty says:

    Hmmm I guess it depends if you believe all those old Ted C. blinds. Didn’t they used to be friends back in the day?

  4. Pastyousayyouneverknew says:

    She looks just like him in this photo – http://www.cambio.com/2013/02/22/miley-cyrus-snaps-selfie-twit-pic-and-looks-like-justin-bieber/

    It’s like when Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez dated for a hot minute, they looked like siblings, kinda creepy imo.

  5. VioletCrumble says:

    I just checked out the pictures of the leopard-print car. It’s a toy car, right? Only 15-year-old girls and flash-trash cougars would find such a car appealing. Oh, this little git…..

  6. serena says:

    I love that sentence ‘Awww, what a cute little douche’ to death. LOOOL

  7. Anna says:

    If I were Miles, I wouldnt issue any denials. If she’s indeed still w Liam in any way, that would be a nice way to show that ‘two can play that game.’ Tho really, it should be with someone less ridic (and hotter) that Biebs.

  8. Tessa says:

    You can’t go from a Hemsworth to Bieber. You just can’t.

  9. TuesdaysChild says:

    I think there are pictures of Justin leaving Miley’s house. Ocean Up has/had them. Somehow, I doubt Liam even cares.

  10. Nicolette says:

    Wait. She’s engaged? I thought Liam and Miley were done.

  11. PortlandJan says:

    He’s overlooking a potential additional revenue stream: getting carmakers to pay him NOT to drive their vehicles.

  12. Rianic says:

    Bottom pic – her chin is a totally different color than the rest of her face

  13. Dedrie says:

    She’s dancing with Molly.. he ain’t molly..

  14. lisa says:

    can you be engaged by yourself?

    i think miss havisham was engaged by herself, that worked out well

    • j.eyre says:

      Generally, the Miley engagement just depresses me now. However, the Miss Havisham comment/reference is so well done it has reignited my interest in the story.

      Miss Cyrisham? Miss Havisus?

      And, although not literately accurate – can Liam be Pip? Or maybe Justin should be Pip?

      • Thinker says:

        Playing out this wonderful analogy, and considering that Miley’s lil sis Noah Cyrus (infamous for a jaunty dance and generally not having a childhood) would be a perfect Estella, I guess Pip has yet to be discovered. Jaden Smith is auditioning as we speak, he’s not poor but he played poor in the movies.

  15. TheOneAndOnly says:

    They both need to disappear barely talented, and to think there are so many more out there that have far more talent but will never get a chance.Miley forgets that most money today is made on touring, and if you can’t tour and fill venues, you “career” is iffy. Yah, hanging in clubs is the way to improve your singing skills, Right.

  16. Lflips says:

    I think Miley and Beiber are equally lame, so in my mind, the joke is on her.

  17. Raquel says:

    If they got together, they would have the most obnoxious, least artistically challenged children on the planet.

  18. TxGal says:

    No matter how you see it both are losers. He thinks he is god gift to women and She still believes she is engage. What a joke!!

  19. lady mary. says:

    lol,that last pic of miley is hilarious ,reminds me of a chipmunk i once saw finishing a cookie,miles needs a new tattoo asap called”iam engaged”,

  20. Swtmelody says:

    There was a blind item a couple years ago that was revealed… Supposedly Justin always wanted to be with Miley Cyrus (before he got with Selena) but that she couldn’t stop laughing at how tiny he was. He then tried to get with Demi, who at that time was suffering from her drug abuse and had to enter rehab… So then he settled with Selena G.

  21. Nerd Alert says:

    HA. Miley can do better. Everyone can.

    Oh, and that car is ridiculous.

  22. Dedrie says:

    Ouch.. CDAN says;

    Miley Cyrus achieved what many in the celebrity world are craving, Amanda Bynes calling them ugly. Miley just says she is sad for Amanda who would really like to sleep with Liam Hemsworth. According to Miley though that is going to be hard because Miley is still engaged. Now, granted she did not say she was engaged to Liam. I mean she could be engaged to that guy she hung out with last week or Justin Bieber who she said she was open to something more than friendship if it ever came to that. Yikes. She would eat him alive. Maybe that is not a bad thing. He couldn’t weigh more than 125, she could probably take care of that in an afternoon.

    Miley said that she had been rooting for an Amanda comeback until Amanda called her ugly. I think she is worried that Amanda and Liam might take up where they left off before when they used to have sex together. Liam had forgotten to tell that to Miley.

  23. Veritas says:

    What? No Baby Boy Bieber picture?

  24. gie says:


  25. paranormalgirl says:

    I have no problem with Miley Cyrus. She’s trying to reinvent herself and that’s not always a bad thing. Justin Bieber IS, however, a bad thing. An annoying thing. A little bag of douche wrapped in a pair of oversized pullups.

  26. Itsa Reallyme says:

    I don’t even care for Miley but she’s out of Bieber’s league. No way would she go for a child.

  27. Asdfg says:

    I can’t take it anymore… What is going on with Miley these days?

    What happened to this Miley ( 2012 Miley )


    I used to love her style. Sigh..

    She didn’t just cut her hair – she completely changed her style. Wow..

    I don’t like.

  28. MissTiss says:

    New to commenting on the site, but have been lurking for along time. Joined to say well done on the Miss Havisham comment. I nearly peed myself.

    As for Miley…eh. And I’m ashamed to admit I know all the words to Beeb’s “Baby”.

    if this story is true, and I doubt it, they would make a hilarious couple. Think of the future CB posts!

    Love you celebithces, glad to finally get on here and become one of you…finally.

  29. miasys says:

    The apocalypse must surely be nigh. Repent, bitches!

  30. Mulle says:

    What is wrong with her face in the last pic!!!!???

  31. Jennifer12 says:

    Seriously, these two try hards are perfect for each other. They can take turns at the mirror.

  32. Laura says:

    I bet they were just smoking weed together