This story seems like the perfect storm of ridiculousness, and I honestly don’t even know why I thought it was worth covering at all. Here’s the thing — Justin Bieber has decided that he’s worthy of Miley Cyrus’ affections, and he hit on her mercilessly at a nightclub over the weekend. From what TMZ is saying (and from the photos they have posted), it sounds like Miley was merely being friendly and polite to Justin. She was having a good time at a club, and Biebs thought he could score some action from Maxim’s #1 hottest babe while Miley was all, “Awww, what a cute little douche.” Here’s the lowdown from TMZ:
Justin Bieber partied with Miley Cyrus at an L.A. hotspot this weekend … did some hardcore flirting … and sources tell TMZ the two left the joint together around 2 AM.
TMZ obtained pics of JB and Miley hanging out at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in L.A. early Sunday morning … a popular celeb late-night hangout.
We’re told Miley arrived first (she’s a regular at the place) … with Justin showing up around 1:50 AM and heading straight for Miley’s table.
We’re told the two hung out for roughly 15 minutes … laughing and flirting together … and they both left the theater at the same time, just after 2 AM. It’s unclear where they went after the show.
Hours before the late-night rendezvous, Bieber’s leopard-spotted Audi was seen leaving Miley’s L.A. home on Saturday.
[From TMZ]
I really don’t buy the detail about Bieber’s leopard-printed car (and if you haven’t seen this most ridiculous automobile, here are some photos that will cause much laughter) being at Miley’s house. TMZ never came up with any pictorial evidence to back up that claim, so I’m writing it off as false.
Meanwhile, Miley stopped by and spoke with Hot 99.5’s “Kane Show,” and she claims that it is “impossible” that she is anything but buddies with Bieber. “I’m ENGAGED! I’m engaged. That is impossible.” Let the record reflect that Miley was laughing when she made that statement, but let’s also not forget that being engaged didn’t stop Liam Hemsworth from crawling into the back of a car with January Jones.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet
Why would someone hang out in nightclubs when they’re engaged?
To dance and have fun?
Oh I see. I thought nightclubs were mainly pick up joints. Looks like me and the Bieb got it wrong.
Just because you’re engaged doesn’t mean you don’t have a pulse. People still go out and do things.
To dance and have fun!
Some people like to dance. And the music doesnt bump harder anywhere than it does the club
Haha what a great answer.
Miley is all about the music after all!
te he. funny. I heart Miley…
I never wents to clubs to get picked up when I actually WENT to clubs (now I’m old and tired). When I lived in Vegas I went to clubs to hang out and get a little drunk with my friends.
I clicked on the link to see his leopard-printed car…and BWHAHAHAHA with the pics when he randomly shows his tiny abs in the middle of the street
That car looks like it needs to go to the doctor and get some cream.
And a Morning After oil change, just in case.
Hmmm I guess it depends if you believe all those old Ted C. blinds. Didn’t they used to be friends back in the day?
Sorry to go O.T., but, speaking of Ted Casablanca, his non-compete with E! should expire at the end of the month.
Toothy Tile rides again!
I will say that Ted is one of the only gossipers whose blinds(a few) actually came true or were true.
I miss him. Do you know where to find him?
Sorry Miss J I don’t. Will you except this as my apology?
http://arsonist01.tumblr.com/post/52857482718
I will accept that if you have it wrapped in a bow and placed on my doorstep.
Golly, Marty – I wasn’t even holding you responsible, you are too good to me. I did follow Ted C on twitter.
This is the one that has me all a-titter right now – consider it my gift to you.
http://bitchattackstayback.tumblr.com/image/52865180581
(btw – the Heir just outed me to Mr. Rochester, whose back had been turned to me, by coming in the office and loudly proclaiming “Oh, there’s Thor”)
Haha!
Oh dear God, yes! I see that dark hair Chris! I really hope he goes back to it some day…
I love him…
Yep. Blind Gossip and CDAN were FOS, but Ted’s blinds were often true or at least partially true. I’m excited his non-compete thing is almost over…apparently he said on twitter he’s in talks for a new job.
Excited to hear that we’ll be hearing more from Ted soon! Been following him since the 90s – and I haven’t clicked on the E! Website since he left.
She looks just like him in this photo – http://www.cambio.com/2013/02/22/miley-cyrus-snaps-selfie-twit-pic-and-looks-like-justin-bieber/
It’s like when Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez dated for a hot minute, they looked like siblings, kinda creepy imo.
“It’s like your my mirror, my mirror staring back at me” ha, sorry that damn JT song was on while I read your comment.
seriously though, Miley rebound better than Beiber-that’s like 2 giant leaps backwards.
She actually played him on SNL…it was pretty good!
I just checked out the pictures of the leopard-print car. It’s a toy car, right? Only 15-year-old girls and flash-trash cougars would find such a car appealing. Oh, this little git…..
My first thought was “Barbie dream car!”
Barbie wouldn’t be caught dead in that car
Hooker-Barbie Dream Car
I wonder if Audi are pissed about what he’s doing to their brand?
This is a kid who also thought it would be great to drive around in a chrome (fully mirrored) car on the LA freeways. Why is he so insecure that he needs to be LOOK AT ME all the time?
As for Miley, I agree with the cute douche sentiment with a little not in a million years on the side.
I love that sentence ‘Awww, what a cute little douche’ to death. LOOOL
If I were Miles, I wouldnt issue any denials. If she’s indeed still w Liam in any way, that would be a nice way to show that ‘two can play that game.’ Tho really, it should be with someone less ridic (and hotter) that Biebs.
You can’t go from a Hemsworth to Bieber. You just can’t.
But surely Biebs is perfect for her? They’re basically the same person – former child stars desperately trying to appeal to an adult audience in the most cliched ways possible.
Rn’B/punk/tatts/nudity/y-a-w-n…
Come on. Miley at her most annoying can’t touch the douchiness contained in Bieber’s pinky finger.
I think there are pictures of Justin leaving Miley’s house. Ocean Up has/had them. Somehow, I doubt Liam even cares.
Wait. She’s engaged? I thought Liam and Miley were done.
They haven’t been seen together in ages. I guess they’re still engaged, but maybe only in Miley’s head.
He’s overlooking a potential additional revenue stream: getting carmakers to pay him NOT to drive their vehicles.
Bottom pic – her chin is a totally different color than the rest of her face
Saw that. Makeup artist fail!
She’s dancing with Molly.. he ain’t molly..
can you be engaged by yourself?
i think miss havisham was engaged by herself, that worked out well
Generally, the Miley engagement just depresses me now. However, the Miss Havisham comment/reference is so well done it has reignited my interest in the story.
Miss Cyrisham? Miss Havisus?
And, although not literately accurate – can Liam be Pip? Or maybe Justin should be Pip?
Playing out this wonderful analogy, and considering that Miley’s lil sis Noah Cyrus (infamous for a jaunty dance and generally not having a childhood) would be a perfect Estella, I guess Pip has yet to be discovered. Jaden Smith is auditioning as we speak, he’s not poor but he played poor in the movies.
They both need to disappear barely talented, and to think there are so many more out there that have far more talent but will never get a chance.Miley forgets that most money today is made on touring, and if you can’t tour and fill venues, you “career” is iffy. Yah, hanging in clubs is the way to improve your singing skills, Right.
I think Miley and Beiber are equally lame, so in my mind, the joke is on her.
If they got together, they would have the most obnoxious, least artistically challenged children on the planet.
No matter how you see it both are losers. He thinks he is god gift to women and She still believes she is engage. What a joke!!
lol,that last pic of miley is hilarious ,reminds me of a chipmunk i once saw finishing a cookie,miles needs a new tattoo asap called”iam engaged”,
There was a blind item a couple years ago that was revealed… Supposedly Justin always wanted to be with Miley Cyrus (before he got with Selena) but that she couldn’t stop laughing at how tiny he was. He then tried to get with Demi, who at that time was suffering from her drug abuse and had to enter rehab… So then he settled with Selena G.
HA. Miley can do better. Everyone can.
Oh, and that car is ridiculous.
Ouch.. CDAN says;
Miley Cyrus achieved what many in the celebrity world are craving, Amanda Bynes calling them ugly. Miley just says she is sad for Amanda who would really like to sleep with Liam Hemsworth. According to Miley though that is going to be hard because Miley is still engaged. Now, granted she did not say she was engaged to Liam. I mean she could be engaged to that guy she hung out with last week or Justin Bieber who she said she was open to something more than friendship if it ever came to that. Yikes. She would eat him alive. Maybe that is not a bad thing. He couldn’t weigh more than 125, she could probably take care of that in an afternoon.
Miley said that she had been rooting for an Amanda comeback until Amanda called her ugly. I think she is worried that Amanda and Liam might take up where they left off before when they used to have sex together. Liam had forgotten to tell that to Miley.
Wait…what? Liam was banging Amanda Bynes at one point????
What? No Baby Boy Bieber picture?
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK MILEY CYRUS, SHE WILL THANK THE WORLD IF AMANDA BYNES AND LIAM HEMSWORTH WILL AGAIN TAKE WHERE THEY LEFT OFF. OH, MILEY CYRUS DEAR, YOU DESERVE A MUCH, MUCH BETTER DECENT GUY, NOT THAT LIAM HEMSWORTH AKA “DOUCHE BAG” GRRRRRR…KICK HIM TO THE CURVE MILEY…
Kanye?
Oh my god, that just struck me so funny!! đŸ˜€
I have no problem with Miley Cyrus. She’s trying to reinvent herself and that’s not always a bad thing. Justin Bieber IS, however, a bad thing. An annoying thing. A little bag of douche wrapped in a pair of oversized pullups.
I don’t even care for Miley but she’s out of Bieber’s league. No way would she go for a child.
I can’t take it anymore… What is going on with Miley these days?
What happened to this Miley ( 2012 Miley )
http://media.photobucket.com/image/miley%20cyrus%202012/uztawkin2me/Miley%20Photos%202012/002.jpg
I used to love her style. Sigh..
She didn’t just cut her hair – she completely changed her style. Wow..
I don’t like.
Loved her style in 2012:
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/FFN_Cyrus_Hemsworth_RIV_020312_8708903.jpg
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/FFN_Cyrus_Miley_MIBR_061512_9190292.jpg
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/FP_8556282_PeopleChoice_RIJ_95_106.jpg
She was perfect at this time. I loved everything about her. Now she makes me cringe.
New to commenting on the site, but have been lurking for along time. Joined to say well done on the Miss Havisham comment. I nearly peed myself.
As for Miley…eh. And I’m ashamed to admit I know all the words to Beeb’s “Baby”.
if this story is true, and I doubt it, they would make a hilarious couple. Think of the future CB posts!
Love you celebithces, glad to finally get on here and become one of you…finally.
welcome!
The apocalypse must surely be nigh. Repent, bitches!
What is wrong with her face in the last pic!!!!???
Seriously, these two try hards are perfect for each other. They can take turns at the mirror.
I bet they were just smoking weed together