“Dita Von Teese looked amazing at the FiFi Awards last night” links

Dita Von Teese looks magnificent in this weird Maria Lucia Hohan dress. [Jezebel]
Justin Timberlake’s face is a naked woman. (NSFW-ish). [Dlisted]
Farrah Abraham wants to be Charlie Sheen’s new goddess. [ICYDK]
Beyonce’s Mrs. Carter Tour is making crazy money. [CDAN]
2Chainz & his crew got robbed at gunpoint. [Starcasm]
Taylor Swift’s Emilio Pucci gown is so boring. [Popoholic]
Didn’t we hear about Sparkles’ Dior deal months ago?! [Wonderwall]
Gerard Butler’s butt is really strong. Or something. [PopBytes]
Reese Witherspoon went commando in a short, fluttery skirt and she ended up flashing her butt to the paparazzi. She was probably drunk. [Bitten & Bound]
Chris Christie slow-jams the news for Jimmy Fallon. [Seriously OMG WTF]
It doesn’t bug me when men call me sweetie or honey. [The Frisky]
I’m actually glad that American men don’t dress like this. [OMG Blog]
Ali Larter looks fantastic. She has a great makeup artist. [Yeeeah]
Carson Daly congratulates Jennifer Love Hewitt. [Life & Style]
Wait, there’s a movie called 300: Rise of an Empire? [The Loop]
Kate Moss is going to pose in Playboy? [Limelife]
Carmen Electra & Hello Kitty, together at last. [Hollywood Rag]

 

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  1. Bookworm mommy says:

    I have such a girl crush on her

    • karen says:

      I disagree.

      She has a long face, slightly 2 buck teeth, and an awful hairline.

      More and more her posture looks uncomfortable as if she has arthritis.

      And this gown is dreadful. Even she looks uncomfortable in it.

      • Flower says:

        I’m very fond of Dita, despite being basically a stripper she is actually very ladylike , soft spoken, sweet and stylish a pity more ‘removalists’ don’t follow her elegant old school burlesque/cabaret style instead of the tacky porno strip club acts of 2000′s.

        I was thinking the same thing about her posture, perhaps it’s because she wears tight corsets most of the time and they may have changed her natural stance, no corset here so it could be throwing the body line off.

      • akua says:

        @Fan, what – you’re only allowed to dislike someone who’s uglier than you, lol? She doesn’t really thrill me either, basically think she’s average (and no it’s not because I’m more fabulous or more ugly than her, I don’t base my decisions on who I like or don’t like on my superficial appearance)

      • emmie_a says:

        akua: Well said!!!!

        Fan: That’s exactly how a 12-year-old would reply.

      • Sassy says:

        I think she looks great. However, I would like to make an observation. She uses MAC Studio Fixe (per her statement).I use it also, and have noticed that in photos, my face looks too flat and too white. Just like hers. Her body looks creamy and slightly shadowed, but her face doesn’t appear to be contoured at all. So slap on some contour powder Dita.

      • Joanna says:

        @ fan

        I don’t think shes attractive with her too-harsh black hair. she looks better as a blonde. everyone’s entitled to their opinion

      • FLORC says:

        Joanna
        Well said!
        Except the not attractive part. The we’re all entitled to our own opinion and not to take it to a personal level argument. She’s my girl crush.
        To everyone else
        Dita is a full time embodiment of that style and way of life. Her home, car, clothes, how she preps herself is all within the time period she’s trying to display. Her poses that look awkward are just her being a pin up for the cameras. She actually seems quite intelligent when she speaks and not a bad word can be said of her personality or how she’s treated others. Not many celelbs can claim that. Her work ethic rivals Bey’s too.
        No matter if you like or don’t like her style for your own tastes it’s flawless. Her make up, hair, skin, and clothes are always just perfect.

      • kaligula says:

        Are you insane? That is one of the sexiest gowns I’ve ever seen…. She looks like a goddess, nothing less.

  2. stopalready says:

    That is Ali Larter not Ali Landry.

  3. Rock says:

    WOW Apparently Reese had another drink too many.

  4. Tiffany27 says:

    She is stupid beautiful.

  5. F5 says:

    Budget face in outdated prom gowns.

  6. Elle Kaye says:

    She has fantastic skin, and her dark hair looks great against it. Not many can pull that off. I have seen pictures of her without her signature makeup, and I find her far more attractive without it.

  7. A says:

    Celebitchy, every time you link CDAN the link sends me to sex ads. What is up with that?

  8. MollyB says:

    Who wears no panties with a skirt that short?! What if you drop something? WTH?

  9. Shannon says:

    What’s with Dita’s hip in that first pic? Looks very odd. She is stunning though.

  10. Samigirl says:

    If you’re wearing a short skirt, wear panties that cover your whole ass. Easy.

  11. Mew says:

    It must be hell for a blond girl to upkeep black dye. Anyway, she looks insanely glamorous as ever. I wish I had guts to walk around looking like her. That’s just super-womanly.

    PS. The Timbafake pic, yeah, the nose… dat nose man, dat nose!

  12. Tiffany says:

    Rupert Murdoch and Wendi Deng are divorcing. Man that is going to be epic. Something tells me Wendi is not to go quietly-ish like Anna.

  13. moo says:

    Gorgeous!! bet ol’ Marilyn is kicking his butt right about now…..

  14. Nicolette says:

    She always looks fabulous!

  15. Beatriz says:

    Damn, Dita is just flawless. I just want to know her secret for keeping so young! Sigh, I have skin-envy.

  16. Lucy2 says:

    I don’t like the dress, but overall her whole look is always glamorous and pretty, in a costume-y way.

    That Timberlake thing is laughable.

  17. LeBarron says:

    I hate when strange men (or women, for that matter) call me sweetie or honey. I know most people don’t mean anything by it (and I always just ignore it), but it still rubs me the wrong way.

    That dress is typical Taylor Swift, illusion netting (*shudder*) and all. Look here, Swifty, either you have the balls to wear the cut out, or you don’t. End of.

  18. Jag says:

    That 300 movie might be good, but the female lead – I think – looks so much like Kristin Stewart that it’s distracting, imo.

  19. nail foils says:

    The message was peppered with amusing anecdotes from
    JC’s walk of life. Money is taught with the help of cards depicting geometric sweets; each individual sweet represents 1 unit, boxes of sweets stand for tens and jars of sweets represent hundreds. All in all, I liked the glitter, and the stars and rhinestones.