Many of Beyonce’s fans want to believe that she not-so-secretly hates Kim Kardashian. I believed that at first, but I don’t anymore. I think Kim has managed to finesse and impregnate her way into the Cool Kids Table, which includes Jay-Z, Beyonce and Gwyneth Paltrow. Beyonce and Kanye West are like siblings, and I think that’s a good way to think of Bey’s relationship with Kim – they’re like sisters-in-law who are nice to each other on holidays and concert tours. Sometimes they even have fun together. As for Gwyneth – well, Kim is Tracy Anderson’s client, and by extension, that means Kim is Goop’s client. Goop’s relationship with Kim is business, and since Goop’s business is “lifestyle” that means she has to be nice to Kim.
Anyway, Beyonce posted a congratulatory message to Kimye on her Tumblr yesterday. She posted the black-and-white image (above ^^) and the message “Congratulations Kim & Kanye. Enjoy this beautiful moment together.” Do you think Blue Ivy and Knuckle West will be friends growing up? Probably not. But I bet Knuckle will try to hang out with BIC and use BIC for added fame. Generational famewhoring!
Obviously, Kim and Kanye are not going to name their baby girl “Knuckle” but I was just having fun in the gossip vacuum that is the baby name speculation. I’m a little bit surprised they haven’t announced the name yet, but I’m sure we’ll get it sometime this week. I am not surprised that we haven’t seen a photo yet though – I really do think Kim will be able to talk Kanye into a photo shoot with People Magazine. It will happen. Believe it.
Incidentally, Kris Jenner is already speaking about her new grandbaby. Kris told HLN, “We’re all fine; we’re all good… and extremely happy and thrilled for the new baby. She’s doing great and she’s beautiful.”
PS… My new guess for the baby name is “Kami”. It’s a K name, it’s Armenian, and Kami West sounds very “Kardashian”.
Photos courtesy of Beyonce’s Tumblr.