I knew it was coming, but I was just hoping that the “Kim Kardashian Post-Baby Weight Loss” stories would only start up after the baby was more than a week old. But of course that’s not happening. Of course “post-pregnancy weight loss” must be rammed down our throats the second after a celebrity woman gives birth. To be fair, Kim kind of brings it on herself. She was the one blatantly lying about her pregnancy weight gain (remember when she claimed she was only 140 pounds? And then 151 pounds?) and now she’ll lie about how much she actually gained and then she’ll lie about how much she’s lost. But for now, enjoy the first of many stories about this subject:
Kim Kardashian has been the target of nasty headlines and criticism since she put on weight while pregnant. If affected her so much that a source tells Us Weekly magazine, “She’s already looking ahead to when she can exercise again” and that her goal weight is her old body — 115 pounds!
“She has over 30 bouquets from loved ones,” in the hospital, an insider tells Us Weekly. “She told everyone not to bring sweets — she said she doesn’t need any temptations!”
The source says Kim desperately misses her old body and wants it back as soon as possible. “She’s already looking ahead to when she can exercise again.”
To ensure she had a head start on losing the weight, Kim worked out regularly while pregnant (sometimes even in a full face of makeup) and will work with her favorite trainers Tracy Anderson and Gunnar Peterson to help her shed the pounds post-baby.
Gunnar recently helped sister Khloe Kardashian slim down and lose 25 pounds! “She really wants to get back into shape. It’s important to her,” the source says.
Radar also reports that Kim stayed in the hospital for several days longer than usual because of the high blood pressure (preeclampsia) concerns. Radar also claims that Kim is having difficulty breast feeding. Is the baby still in an incubator? I don’t know. There are also stories about Kim hiring a baby nurse full-time already. She’s going to need an extra set of hands, because Kanye is definitely heading out to promote Yeezus and tour for the album too. Kanye’s producer just confirmed that there’s a tour planned. Oh, and Kanye is already writing songs about his baby girl:
Will Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s newborn debut her crying voice on a song like Blue Ivy?
Life & Style has learned that Jay-Z’s rap protege, Kanye, is following in his dear friend’s footsteps by recording new music about his baby girl.
“He’s been really inspired by the birth,” an insider shares with Life & Style of Kanye’s adoration for his daughter. “He’s written four songs already.”
With his creative juices flowing and his much-anticipated album, Yeezus, released yesterday, friends and family are pleasantly surprised at how attentive the new papa has been. “Kanye is actually really being good right now,” the insider dishes.
Songs are nice. But I think I would rather have a baby-daddy who sticks around for a few months at least. And obviously, Kanye is totally copying Jay-Z, who released a song as soon as Blue Ivy was born. There’s also a story about Kim being upset that Kanye didn’t present her with an engagement ring as a “push present” – Kim thought for sure Kanye would propose when she gave birth, and he hasn’t yet. That being said, Us Weekly’s sources claim that Kanye “feels he’s already deeply changed after having the baby. He’s so in love with her and Kim right now… They are both over the moon.” And now Kanye IS considering marrying Kim.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Just a casual reminder that she used to weigh 115 pounds. 115 POUNDS, PEOPLE! SIZE 4! KIM IS SUPER-DUPER TINY, Y’ALL!
Nailed it.
That and she is “having difficulty nursing” translated to the Kartrashianeasy language means, “I won’t have a baby keep my boobs too big and be attached to me in that way. No way will that baby come before ME.”
Because they LIE about EVERYTHING.
LOL. She has a brand-new baby, and her focus is already on HER, as usual.
Poor baby (and I’ll never forget the poor little white kitten).
SHE HAS NOT BEEN 115 LBS. SINCE 1995.
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i hope mercy haunts them, poor sweet thing
LOL this reminds me of one my friends moms growing up. She was a successful marketing manager with a good career but whenever she met someone new she always said 2 things; “this is not how i always looked.” and “I used to be a cheerleader.”
I think it was her a@@ that was 115lbs.
That’s what I was going to post!
TOTALLY agree! Her ONE A$$ cheek was 115. Sorry boo, you were NEVER that small.
Oh, and BTW…before anyone comes at me with dumb “hater jealous” commentary; I’m 5 4″ and 95lbs and I model with an agency professionally. Boom.
high five! 115 lbs? i was wondering, which leg?
I’ve seen her in person…she is not tiny. I’m 5’4″ and she was only an inch or two shorter than me. AND there is no way she weighed 115 pre-baby. She was at least 125-130. I don’t know who they think their fooling…people do actually see her.
@Kate
I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt. Thinking perhaps it’s just the photos and that she’s short. But since you met her in person I believe that she was pushing 125lbs pre-pregnancy.
I saw Adriana Lima in NYC last week and I always thought she was one of the larger, volupuous models. She’s like 5’10-5’11 and a size 2. She could pass for a teenager without make-up.
But she’s really pretty, beautiful complexion/skin tone.
lol.. I love these comparisons and how full of shit she is. I just had my son in March. I’m 5′ and no inches, weighing in at about 120 pre baby. I’m built very much like KK (but real) and she was WAY bigger than me. I gain A LOT with my son, got up to 170 and again, she was WAYYYYY bigger than me. I don’t understand why she lies about it…like we are all living in her world of pretend. Who would be gullible enough to believe that she actually weighed 115!? hahahahahhaaaa
She and I are built exactly alike and I’m half Assyrian (middle eastern) with boobs and curves and I’m 5′ 4″ and she is shorter by 2 inches at least. I believe she was 115, I was 120 most of my life and I’m taller than she is.
I’m 2 inches taller than her and I look skeletal at 115.
My ass. Sorry. Her ass.
If anyone is dumb enough to believe she was 115lbs after she was in her teens needs to get off her payroll. She was not fat but no size 4. Tiny but large so stop replacing the tags in her cloths so she feels good. Worthless person with no talent so sorry for this new kid to have two ego-maniac parents
Hey – she probably did weight 115 lbs…when she was 10!
OMG, exactly what I was going to post.
i feeeel sooo bad for that poor baby. sign o’times to come. the famewhore is more concerned with her weight than enjoying the moments with her new baby. yikes!
I thought that too- back to her middle school weight.
ROFLMAO!!!!
*Falls over laughing*
Or maybe she’s just calculating the weight of her boobs and her ass?
I was slightly more generous to KK – I was going to say “when she was 12”.
Shouldn’t your first priority be on your baby!! But then again she Queen K. For god sake enjoy your baby, think of people who can’t have one.
No way Anna, not for Kim anyway. Her first priority is trying to stitch up an endorsement deal for some diet plan.
Sounds like they are still fishing for one as nothing was mentioned!
Didn’t you read, Kim’s already outsourced the responsibilities of motherhood by hiring a baby nurse.
Nope in H’wood even if you have no talent to speak of you must snap back to pre-pregnancy weight post-pregnancy ASAP or else you will be ridiculed. I don’t hate KK but I question people’s fascination with that family. Yes, I’m commenting but REALLY?! ARRRGH! For the record I DOUBT she was EVER 115 POUNDS. Chile Please. And I think she only got with Kanye to because his name begins with a K and of course extend her already overextended 15minutes.
Back to the issues at hand: These unrealistic expectation will only put pressure on regular woman walking the streets. Granted we should all take care of ourselves but special allowances should be given to pregnant women, even those who make their money in entertainment, to lose the weight in a healthy gradual way. Just sickening.
As much as I can’t stand Kim, she and I are similar in build and I can buy she was 115. It’s sad she brings it up, and sad people don’t buy it.
Ha! After the Syria post, I needed some pleasant light fiction like this. Thanks for the laugh. I am 118 lbs and just over 5 foot 9. Even given the height difference, no way was Kim Kardashian only 3 lbs less than me, even pre-baby.
Hey. I’m her height and at already 110lbs I looked close to like she did when she was “SIZE FOUR YALL”, minus the arse. And at just ten pounds lighter I look very thin. Even a pound weight gain on a short frame shows like a motherf-cker.
Point taken, but given the size of the arse, I don’t think you can just dismiss it that easily from the equation. That’s got to be 5-10 lbs per cheek at least :).
Her feet look like hooves on that last picture.
Teehee- totally.
She’s talking about her ass.
what?!?! her ass only weighed 100lbs pre-baby!
That’s right, because she was a size 4.
Hes not going to marry her. He stopped appearing onher show because of all the backlash, if he married her it would be even worse. He cares too much about what others think.
I have to agree with this. Kanye’s a big pussy and refusing to appear on a show due to backlash just confirms his big ego and how he can’t process critique.
I agree Kanye likely will never marry Kim. He doesn’t live in a world where that is a priority, only a convenience.
Agree Jess the baby will be around alot longer than the relationship.
No self respecting person wants to be on their show, I can’t fault him for that.
She’ll get all the fat sucked out and will have everything stitched-up nice and tight. Then we’ll see the before/after bikini cover and all be sooo amazed. So predictable.
Damn right! That’s why she is STILL in the hospital. Gettin that tummy tuck.
yeah… esp considering that new mothers are discharged from hospitals within a day or two of giving birth.
If she actually had a C section, they would keep her a few days. Kardashians lie so much, who knows. Their typical pattern is to keep shooting out different versions and gauging the reaction before shooting out another one.
Don’t forget the photoshop! That cover will be more fake than her last “marriage”.
As for 115 being her pre-pregnancy weight all I can say is …
BWAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Kim without a doubt brought this on herself. Only a few days before she went into the hospital she posted bikini pics of herself on her blog and captioned that she “couldn’t wait to go back.”
Perhaps she starts with a boob reduction?
you mean having her implants removed, right? 🙂
Good luck to her. Maybe she could put her vanity aside for just a minute and focus on learning how to care for her baby, or is that going to be left in the hands of professionals? Is she going to leave baby with a nurse while she exercises for 6 hours a day (ahem Kate Hudson)? I don’t know about other mothers but when I had my child I had this overwhelming need to be with my baby. To care for her, love her, feed her, etc. To be there to reassure my newborn every time she cried. Here’s hoping Kim will be a good Mom.
Yeah, narcissist don’t have that need to be with their children as much.
Ha! Right?! My hair hasn’t been washed in a while b/c I can’t get away from my baby! He’s like a shiny new toy!
Right there with you about not having time to wash your hair with a new baby in the house.
115 pounds girl please. We all know u haven’t weighed that much since high school. You be trippin no ones going to buy that. Hahaha I’m laughing rite now.
All this talk about post baby weight dropping makes me ill. The first concern to a new mom should be bonding with baby and caring for yourself so you can care for your baby, not attempting to look like you never had one…….
If his album does well; he will marry her. If it doesn’t, he will have tangibly realized that she is poison to his career and keep his distance. Ye may love his daughter but he loves Ye and “being Ye” even more. He loves his popularity no matter how much he mean mugs for cameras.
Monie, you 100% nailed it. True!
Maybe–with his ego he’d probably have to blame someone else if the album tanked. It could never be because the tracks were awful. After reading some of the comments on earlier posts about how “brilliant” Ye is, I listened to a couple of the tracks. I didn’t get the brilliance of the lyrics or the sound.
He has no intention of marrying her, now or ever.
If I received 30 flower deliveries in my hospital room (or anywhere) I would barf from the aroma.
And WTH with her “No sweets!” decree, when we all saw/read about how her “bestie” Britney Gastineau brought her a box of Krispy Kremes?!?
She’s a freaking liar.
i believe that makes brittany a frenemy unless they were made of kale
I believe she was induced or had a C section for some “medical” reason because she was tired of gaining weight. I predicted she would have “trouble” breastfeeding so she could get her breasts back to normal. Now her focus is losing weight. What about the BABY? Do you have any MOTHERLY instinct? I haven’t seen it. It has been all about Kim.
women who are the center of their own universe should not be allowed to reproduce. motherhood does NOT change them and she will continue to be the most important person in the world to herself. Except photo ops – then the priority will be to convincingly pretend to care about the kid. once kanye splits (it won’t be long now) the kid will be SO last season.
I’m glad you said it, because I sure was thinking it. The most selfish woman in history, I swear to god.
You are all spot on.
She didn’t talk about the baby or her pregnancy while pregnant and it is still all about her after the birth. Selfish b**ch. (I feel so sorry for this little girl with the two biggest narcissists as parents and the third biggest as grandma.)
That little baby girl is DOOMED.
Look, it took 9 months (give or take) to gain the weight. Take 9 months to lose it. It was the most sensible thing anyone said to me when I was a hormonal mess and still couldn’t fit into my pre-pregnancy jeans. It took me a year to take off the weight I gained while I was pregnant. Granted, my looks are not my main commodity (thank god), but it is insane the way these celebrities and reality tv people force that weight loss so soon after the baby is born. Your body has been through a major experience and your hormones are still settling. Wouldn’t you rather bond with your baby for a while before freaking out about whether or not you get back to your previous size?
And the truth is, very few women’s bodies go back to *exactly* the same post baby. It’s never going to look like it did before, even if you do lose the weight. Some women’s feet get bigger, others have a softer abdomen (no matter how many crunches), etc. God, just appreciate the fact you have a healthy child and live in the moment for a couple of weeks.
A lot of women don’t gain until their second trimester. So it can be five to six months of gain rather than nine. I lost the twenty-five lbs by three months after mostly because of bfeeding and stress–not one session w a personal trainer!
ha ha ha.. it’s all I got
I just weighed myself yesterday. I weigh 113LBs and wear size 3 or 4 in jeans. I’m as boney as they get and no just no, Kim. You have never weighed 115LBs.
What a moron.
Exactly, this beotch hasn’t weighed 115 pounds since she was twelve. And that big fat ass and those huge sloppy boobs never, ever fit into a size 2 or 4 and they never, ever will!
wait until she sees what happens to those boobs after she takes the milk-drying pills. they will fall flat and never get up again. that is, until the boob job.
Exactly. I hover between 115-120, am 5’6″, and wear a size 4. I get comments all the time about how petite or small I am. I’m 33 now, have always been this size, and have always gotten those comments. I think I look normal, and not small, but there is no way in hell pre-baby KK and I are the same size/weight.
She’s so short. I can’t get a good guess going on her weight because of that. I’m a 5′ 10″ amazon who hasn’t been 115 since I was a toddler so I just can’t tell!
I’m the same height as Kim. I try to stay between 103-106 pounds, and wear a Size 3. Throughout high school and into my 30s I weighed 113 pounds, and I was much thinner than Kim’s supposed 115.
I’m built exactly like Kim and I’m half middle-eastern. I’m 5′ 4″ and weighed 120 all my life. I have very little doubt she was 115 pre-baby. People may not like it but being short waisted with big boobs doesn’t mean you weigh a lot.
I don’t know about her weight/height. I’m 5’4″-5’5″ and weigh 113lbs. My BMI is 18.8.
According to Google Kim is 5’2″. I went to the CDC and did a BMI calculator add up of her “115lbs pre baby” – 5’2″ height and it’s in the normal range – 21.
I’m not convinced she weighed 115lbs pre baby. There is no way! Her boobs and ass weigh at least 50lbs.
Not trying to be a bitch or anything I totally envy you ladies with curves. 🙁
It just annoys me when people lie about little stupid stuff that no one cares about. Their age, weight, boob size, jean size, etc.
I am 54, 5’2″ and weigh between 135 and 140 and wear a size 6. My BMI is low and my bones are solid. I can still fit into a size 4 at the lower end of my weight. There is no way she is going to get down to 115. When I weighed that I was a size 0 with a “Bobble Head”. She is so fake and into herself. IDIOT!!!!!
I recommend apples from a feng shui farm and perhaps triple filtered scents of food.
Love,
gp
Hilarious!
Pippa tip: when wanting to lose weight, eat less.
@Joy. Hahaha! I need to write this Pippa tip down.
OMG, that was the funniest thread ever! LOL
As Kim would say, “Thanks for the mammaries.”
Wow! What a constrast from reading Angelina with refugees to this famewhore’s body image first world problems!. *eye rolls*
God, stop with the lying about weight, KimK! No way you were 115lbs. prior to pregnancy and it’s okay to not be that small–really, it is. Some women have to be curvy to satisfy sexual fantasies. Just accept that you are one of those, girl, damn!
it doesn’t really bother me that she is longing for her pre-pregnancy body and can’t wait to workout. i workout daily and i struggle w/ my weight. i know there is no way i won’t go over 200# when i get pregnant. the thought of weighing that much, as well as having to take a break from the gym is enough to give me a panic attack. i’m not planning on having children any time soon, but i’m definitely one of those people who has a lot of anxiety about the body changes that go along with pregnancy.
Pretty often you get a reprieve from body anxiety when you’re pregnant. I’ve always been petite. I carried twins and was huge. It really didn’t bother me. The desire to get back to normal kicked in when I got more than a few hours sleep a night and now I’m the same weight I was before I was pregnant. Pregnancy and bonding hormones does really help with self image. Well.. for most people. Maybe not for Kim.
You know, I always thought I’d be a fat pregnant woman (I was a size 2/4 when I got pregnant but constantly fighting to stay that size)…I’m 9 1/2 months pregnant, and I’ve only gained 18 lbs so far (6 of which is estimated baby at this point, plus all the extra fluid weight). You really never know…it’s strange.
I’m not bothered that she’s longing for her pre-pregnancy weight either, I just think she’s lying about it being 115lbs. and I think she’s ridiculous for wanting to be that small, which is too small for her, or for wanting to pretend she used to be that small.
If all I’d heard about for the last few months was how fat and gross and shameful I was, you bet I’d be keen to start that diet.
Give the woman a break.
OR…deny them the oxygen of publicity so they all go away?
I’ll take option #2, please.
Dear God, did I call her fat and gross? NO, if you read my comment I did not.
However, she was not 115 lbs. prior to pregnancy and is lying about having been so. I find lying about weight to fit in with the fashion industry’s bullshit ideas about how being too skinny is the only preferable body type is a betrayal of her gender. I really do–she’s a gorgeous woman, curvaceous and sexy–I want her to embrace that and stop pretending she is a size 4 when she isn’t and likely never has was.
And please, no lectures about how I’m vilifying skinny women, either. Until I was in my mid-to-late thirties, I couldn’t gain weight to save my ass and was called everything from anorexic to a druggie. I’m not referring to naturally skinny women, I’m referring to women who do stupid shit to keep themselves below weight.
It’s so messed up that magazines are covering her weight, she’s just had her baby!.
This is all coming from within the Kardashian Kamp. They are throwing out feeders to try and get Kim a weight loss deal. This isn’t the magazines doing this on their own.
Zoe Saldana is 115 lbs, Kim. Stop lying.
THIS! make zoe and kim stand next to each other
Oh, who cares about this trick. I can’t even find her funny anymore.
Lawl. That’s all.
Oh please. AS IF she weighed 115 lbs when she got pregnant! I’m 5’5″, weigh 113 lbs. and there is NO WAY this trick weighs only 2 lbs. more than me. Hell, her boobs alone must weigh about 25 lbs… and don’t even try to tell me she could wedge herself into a size 3 pair of jeans. Sorry, I’m not drinking the Kool-aid here.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not hating on Kim for gaining weight or wanting to get back in shape but when she’s blatantly lying about it I have to give her a big eye-roll and and a ‘sit down please’!
I can believe that’s her main priority. And her mother’s. and GMAB on the numbers.
He will not marry her. Songs, great- wasn’t there for the pregnancy probably won’t be there much for the kid. I think that’s more important than songs.
I hope they hire fantastic nurses and nannies- that kid is going to need someone good and caring in her life.
There’s no way in hell, that at 5’6″ + 130lbs I’m bigger than Kim K
She can say this and mean it because she is a sociopath. They lie like others drink water. I don’t think she has ever weighted 115 and if she did she was in her teen years or early years of hanging out with Paris. So nope just another lie from the queen of lies. She should just want to get back to 140 and shut up about it.
I wouldn’t give her that much credit in being a sociopath. She isn’t smart enough for that. Narcissist most definitely along with a severe body image disorder given her obsession with surgeries and denial of her actual weight. Yeah some women lie about their weight but that’s 5 pounds, give or take. Not 30.
She’s just a vapid cow with more cellulite than brain cells.
I have grown to loathe this woman
Saying you weigh 115 lbs does not make it so, lady. But nice try. And…who really cares?? People look the way they look- their weight is really a nonissue.
Can we please ship this family far, far away now??? They make me sick.
these rich folks will have nannies raising the baby. The only time she’ll ‘bond’ with the baby is for a photo-op or an episode of her hideous show.
i bet she’ll have a whole episode of her show dedicated to her first (And only) diaper change…
So says the full-of-it, orange moo-cow.
I’m in the minority here, because I actually like Kim. BUT, she never weighed 115, I am 115 and am skinny. She looked just fine before pregnancy, had nice curves. She’s not fooling anyone. And a persons weight isn’t what’s important. She should just focus on her baby and take her time with the exercise and start eating healthier.
LMAO! My sister is about 5’4″ and slim, muscular and she weighs in at about 120 lbs and there is no way in sam hell that Kim K weighs 5 pounds less! My sister has no boobs and no ass!
Your sister is at least a couple inches taller and muscular. Muscle is much more dense than fat; thereby, anyone that is muscular and taller is going to weigh considerably more than someone shorter and flabbier. I have huge breasts (36 G american size) and they together weigh seven pounds. I’m no skinny minnie by any means, but at 5’4″ and 130 I wear a size four…not on top though…Just in bottoms. Typically speaking, the shorter you are the smaller the size you can wear for some unknown reason. I have friends that are plenty thinner than me, but cannot fit in my clothes. I wouldn’t be so quick to say that Kim was not 115 or a size four. Hating on her body doesn’t make anyone any thinner or more beautiful.
She was pretty swollen so she will lose a lot of water weight pretty fast. But she still has a long way to go for 115 lbs.
That’s what I think, too. Also, I’m sure she’ll use extreme means to lose the weight (surgery, starvation, Adderal, whatever), but will score many magazine covers with before/afters extolling the virtue of some diet plan or other. I hate that. I think a lot of women read and believe that celebrities are uber-disciplined or something.
Pretty soon, it’ll be like this whole thing never even happened…..
I sure hope so…
I was thinking about it the other day, aren’t the Kardashians reaching their expiration point soon for reality stars? Paris Hilton, the Jersey Shore people, they are all gone. When will it finally be the K clan’s turn?
on her best adult day, kim k never weighed as low as 115 lbs. of course she has to make a statement that’s what she weighed. which is absurd. for the year before she got knocked up, she weighed no less than 135 – just look at her upper arms and thighs — there’s 40 lbs. just in those spots alone. She’d have to have her jaw wired to get to 115 in the next YEAR – it would take her that long to lose the 150 lbs. she gained in the last 9 months.
Should be pretty easy to do considering it’s not like she works.
Ugh, she needs to cut this out. She’s already getting nicer treatment from some of the comments. Congrats Kim, baby softened your image. But careful, acting how you use to before that kid came is what made you hated.
-_-
Kim’s family is surprised “that Kanye is actually being good right now.” I guess as opposed to his normal absence and inattentiveness.
Who is she kidding about 115lbs. She was more 130 something when she got pregnant. So the lies never stop.
can you breastfeed if you’ve had everything nipped and tucked within an inch of its life post-pregnancy? Wouldn’t you be on a lot of pain medication that would transmit to the baby through breastmilk? Hmmmmmmm……. And, when you have all that work done at one time, wouldn’t they advise you to stay in the hospital longer? Am I asking enough questions for today? 🙂
No way she would breast feed Lmao
Can’t speak to the plastic surgery angle, but after my ER C-section they gave me percocet, and they knew I was breastfeeding.
Yes, a longer hospital stay would be expected. (I was in the hospital for a week after delivery due to my uncontrollable BP.)
And yes, you asked enough questions. 😉
Honestly, I wonder if any doctor would do a tuck or whatever at this point, only because she is SO swollen with fluids. A credible doctor would wait until that went down, I think. (But who knows who is treating her.)
Also, TTs are not always huge surgical deals and many are done on an outpatient basis. But I think she would need a full tuck, just based on how big she looked in those pics. A full tuck is painful as a mofo for the first week, though. I would think if she did have a c-section and a TT, she will be in the hospital for at least a week (I’m sorry, I can’t see her “braving it” without staff at her disposal).
You can breastfeed with implants. I know of two people who did.
Good grief she wore Spanx while pregnant. We won’t se her and really has been nice this last week not seeing her- until she gets to a presentable weight (in her mind)
She did not weigh 115 lbs. That is laughable to all us girls who actually weigh that.
On another note, Kanye is really gross. There isn’t one attractive thing about that man from the inside out. Maybe a baby will change his sh*tty attitude.
What does “Kanye is actually really being good now” mean? Is that a confirmation of what we have all known for months now the he had ditched and abandoned her? Sounds like it. Everything that comes out of this family and their source’s mouths is so transparent. Talking about getting your body back less than a week after delivery of your baby shoe how shallow a person is. Who would even be thinking of that? I was so in life with my daughter that is all I could think about. Of course Kanye is in love with her right now. He is on an emotional high. He will come den soon and be back to his old ways.
Finally something to go by and compare with this one. I weigh 115 and am 5’4″ (I think she’s 5’2″)
I wear mostly size 0 (some 2s) and XS. No way in hell could she squeeze one of her calves into either of those sizes. She’s such a liar. Concentrate on your baby or just hire a good nanny like you’re going to do anyway.
Me, too, except I’m 5’3″. I’m also a 32A & my hips are only about 35″. I think 135 is much closer to her pre-baby weight. Girl needs to embrace her hourglass figure. She can carry more weight at her height than someone like me. My body shape is celery. When I get up around 135, I’m just a bigger piece of celery.
Are you sure she didn’t say “pre-puberty” weight?
Yeah maybe her left bewb weighed 115 pounds…
i thought she was going to go away for a bit and sit in some salt water and leave me alone
i deserve a media blackout
115 pounds!!!!! when she was born you mean!!!
There is no love between Kim and Kanye….this is strictly a business deal or should I say, a baster deal.
These two are full of LIES.
^^^ This. They are strictly business, a PR couple, one gets a beard out of it, the other gets more fame (& in her way of thinking, more money). He looks like he can barely tolerate her when he’s with her. They are both utterly repulsive. I can’t stand him or any of “them”.
Yes we know that Kimmode is the queen of the liars but I thought Kanye West was all into the truth and that’s why he runs his mouth so much. I sort of buy that they are in love as much as these two can love someone who is not looking back at them in the mirror. People have said they hooked up for years and often flew off for fun in the islands (Kimmode managed to do this without the paps following her!). I don’t think they will last and I do believe it will turn into a business deal but right now I believe they believe it’s love. Sad.
she’s going to have to get into a time machine and go back to the 3rd grade if she wants to be 115 lbs. again.
i would be so beyond pissed at kanye taking off like that immediately after baby’s birth. what an asshole. these two self-obsessed jerks are made for each other.
Was there any proof he was even there to being with? This seems just as shady as him being at the baby shower.
Wait…when did Kim weigh only 115 pounds? That’s like one ass cheek.
So the first quotes I read from her are about weight loss? I really hope that “nurse” she hired is a wonderful mother to the baby girl. As for having trouble breastfeeding, most women do because they haven’t done it before. Hopefully the “nurse” will be feeding milk from the local breast milk bank, instead of formula. Since we all know that Kim wouldn’t deign to take the time to pump breast milk – the best thing for her baby. She has recovering to do from her lipo, tummy tuck and implant removal, so she can’t be bothered with a baby right now.
I think if she plays her cards right, Kanye will marry her after his tour. No way will he not want to control everything his daughter does, so that might be the way to do it.
I dislike people who lie about their weight. 115 lbs my bum, maybe in her DWTS days. I’m only 2 inches taller than her, have a similar build (minus the fake big backside) and weigh 125. Anything less and I look ill.
I’ll believe it when I see it. The ring AND the 115lb body.
And the lies just keep on a-comin’!!
Is she talking 115 lbs, pre-baby weight circa 1999?
Good grief, a PUSH present? I didn’t know people still did that.
LOL…I think ‘push present’ should be “thank gawd, it is over!”
I know KK didn’t start this idea, but things like this puts ideas in young women’s heads…and they cannot afford it. Same for the big ring, weddings, fancy honeymoon and baby gear…reality stars getting entitlement perks paid for them trickles down to society. jmho.
Who you think you’re fooling, Kimmy? Kanye is not going to marry her. He spent the majority of her pregnancy avoiding her and her family. He won’t marry her, but he’ll make sure he sees his daughter out of camera range.
She brings this on herself by talking about her weight at all. Why not keep that information to yourself? Oh wait! She’s a Kardashian…never mind! Carry on…
they have so many angles on these stories they spin.. All bases covered..unless we stop responding this will go on for years.. Sad
my own personal conspiracy theory with her is that she might have gotten her tubes tied if she had a C-section. Two…for all their gushing, I do not get the feeling this child was planned or wanted. I think on Planet Kanye he just views the baby as an extension of himself.
It annoys me that they talk about the baby as if it ‘happened to her’ not that she had a baby. Whatever.
I’ll bet they (the Kardashians) are super pissed that James Gandolfini died and took the spotlight away from their latest media ‘presentation’
I’m sure they’ll do a Sopranos style photoshoot with the family to ‘remember him’. Gotta get that attention back.
I dunno – 115 lbs might be right for her. I’m several inches taller and at her age my normal weight was 110 lbs. She has huge breasts and huge posterior that would make her normal weight at my height much greater. So considering that, 115 lbs seems reasonable at her actual height. If she had more typical proportions, then I would expect a much lower weight for her. She doesn’t seem like a physical labor or workout kind of person with muscle that would raise the normal weight.
Kind of silly to be in an all-fired rush, though. She was badly swollen, but I don’t think she really put on a lot of real extra weight while pregnant other than the baby and fluids. I’m absolutely stupefied that she’s “hiding out” with Baby Ka-Ching! Vatikan City Kardashian West. So un-Kardashian- like. I wonder how Kanye has managed it? Has to be his idea, unless there’s something else going on with Kim or the baby that’s making her uncharacteristically camera-shy.
I can understand her being anxious to lose weight, particularly given her shallowness and self-obsession. She did face a lot of criticism about her pregancy weight gain, but much of that was her own fault for blatantly lying about her weight. As for getting back down to 115lbs – she was never 115 lbs. I realize she’s short, but she’s also full-figured (nothing wrong with that, it’s lovely). But a butt and thighs that big do NOT weigh 115lbs. She may sausage-stuff her body in size 4 clothing, but she – and many others in Hollywood – really need to stop lying and obsessing about numbers on a scale and label. If you look good, if you feel good – well, then it’s all good.
Why is she still in hospital? It’s been nearly a week and usually you only stay in longer when you have had a c section once the baby is gone getting done high blood pressure doesn’t take that long. I’m thinking Kim is using is as a diet farm. She won’t breast feed because she doesn’t want to be bothered waking up during the night and taking the time to pump will take away from her important Kim whoring time. They are waiting for the best time to release a picture and her name my bet is it will coincide with someone Kanye wants. It must be killing Kim being away from the photographers this long!
I’m hoping that Khloe will do a Denise Richards style intervention for that little girl. Maybe this is God’s way of giving Khloe the child she desperately wants.
How long till Kanye gets bored? Cause real life is not fancy idealistic.
Did anyone else watch Piers Morgan tonight when the Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak was on and spoke about Kim getting him to come to the hospital room as a gift to Kanye after she gave birth?
He said the baby was cute, but he didn’t hear the baby’s name.
TMZ reports the poor kid’s name is NORTH…as in NORTH WEST. WTF
well, we all suspected they didnt really want it
so little knorth doesnt have to wonder, i say the name confirms it
Just heard the news. God, I feel for the child, her name sounds like an airport.
She could try going vegan. I don’t know how much silicone weighs, but she could definitely reach that goal at her height with a sensible vegan diet and exercise routine.
“Kanye is totally copying Jay-Z”
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lest we not forget Marlon Wayans’ take on that theory!
fuggin. HILARIOUS! 😆
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Zvr8MLCSM
Wow! U are all being so bitchy I can’t even stand it! So what she wants to lose weight! I weighed 100 lbs both times I was pregnant, and gained 55 the first and 50 lbs the 2nd. My Boobs were h cup. I couldn’t wait to lose the weight I had gained to b back to ” myself”. Are you all telling me you didn’t want to lose the weight? I think so many of u are being hypocrites. If it was someone else other than Kim, everyone would say, yes, I would like to lose the weight but be ause it is Kim she is being bashed. This comes from someone who has never watched her show, is not a fan, and the only info I know about her comes from celebitchy. It took me 2yrs with each pregnancy to lose the weight I had gained, but I will tell u, I hated being big, I hated my breasts being huge and I was so glad when I lost the weight. Also, my children didn’t suffer because I wanted to lose weight either. I breast feed both for long time. Stop bitching just because she’s Kim.
She was 115 lbs in DWTS, but no way now. I am 5’2″ and when I was a 36C and had same hips(not nearly anywhere near her “normal butt”), I was 130lbs at my normal weight. I have gained some weight now thanks to PCOS (although I have lost 18 lbs so far since last august) and am down to 170 lbs, I still think I look thinner than her now and I am not pregnant. I just barely have a tummy now and am 36D. She HAS to be 190-200lbs and was 140 lbs initially.
I smell a Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers commercial. All of a sudden we see a commercial with Kimmie on it noticeably thinner and announces for a 5 million dollar contract as inspiration — I mean, with the diet plan as inspiraton she lost 20 pounds in one month.
Jessica got 3 million dollars for her endorsement deal. No way, Momager Kris is letting Kim’s pregnancy weight loss happen naturally making her no manager’s fee.
if kim k’s weight didn’t top out at 185+ lb. before delivery, then i’m the queen of england.
Her pre-pregnancy weight was like 151 not 115!!! Always lying about her weight
Why has there not been a statement about how much she is in love with her sweet daughter? It’s sickening that she only talks about herself. How about nurturing your child instead of your damned body and image?
My adorable DIL cannot concieve and has struggled mightily. It just seems so unfair.
just a post to AGREE with everyone calling BS on her pre-baby body being 115 llbs. and also BS for reasons why cannot breastfeed baby. we are onto you Kimmy K !!
in nicer Kimmy K news, I *AM* excited to see the baby pics – bet the baby is very cute:)
I’m 5’3, tiny-boned, and I think I look way too hella skinny at 90lbs. There is NO WAY she was only 25 lbs heavier than me :O
Not that that’s a bad thing, I love the way her body looks. Just… why lie about it? Own it, girl!
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“Kim Kardashian wants to ‘get each of her ass cheeks down to their 115 lb pre-pregnancy weight’” is more like it.