Here are some photos of Miley Cyrus continuing her New York City tour of fuzzy diapers. These outfits are of course “controversial” and “outrageous,” which is how Miley (and Larry Rudolph) planned it. Miley wants us to talk about her, and this is only to promote her “We Can’t Stop” single. Just think of how overbearing her “punk/rap” image will be once she drops her full album, for which there is no title or release date on the horizon. Hmm.
This new story from Star is sure to raise more than a few eyebrows. By now and since Miley has told us that she’s always high, it’s obvious that she has a fondness for marijuana (and probably Molly too). But would Miley actually do any hard drugs, or is she just a laid-back lover of the softer, feel-good stuff? Well, if this story is true, then Miley could be headed down the cocaine highway. Star has spoken to two eyewitnesses who have not only seen Miley snorting some white powder, but they say Miley was doing so at the Met gala. Oh, hell. Also and if you were were wondering how Miley coexisted at the same event with January Jones also in attendance, this story fills in that gap as well:
Apparently, marijuana isn’t [Miley Cyrus'] only vice. Guests at the ultra exclusive Met Ball, a star-studded fashion event in new York City on May 6, say they saw Miley snorting somethng suspicious in the ladies’ room, in full view of partygoers!
I went into the bathroom and saw four girls trying to squeeze into a shall. They door was open, so people could see. They were screaming and laughing and being so loud,” one gala attendee tells Star. “Miley put her finger over one nostril, bent down over the back of the toilet, and snorted a white powder off it. I watched her do it.”
“Miley was chain-smoking and getting grazy in the bathroom with the girls for at least 20 minutes,” another eyewitness reports. “The door to her stall was wide open, and Miley was bent over the back of the toilet. I had a clear view because I was standing there waiting to go into a stall,” the eyewitness continues. “It was so weird — she almost looked like she didn’t care that people saw her!”
The singer and her friends were eventually kicked out of the ladies’ room, says the first witness, who adds that she later saw the foursome wandering around the event “acting drunk, drugged and loud.” When they found Miley’s apparent love rival, January Jones — who was photographed leaving a party with Liam in February, after the pair had reportedly been “all over each other” inside — they stopped near her. “They were being really catty, laughing loudly, giving January the stink eye and whispering about her,” the spy notes.
[From Star, print edition, July 8, 2013]
Snorting a line … off a toilet. See, this is the overriding reason that I’ve never been tempted to do drugs (beyond trying to smoke pot a few times in high school and not enjoying it at all) — they are so dirty. For starters, one never has any idea exactly how the drugs were transported to their eventual destination (like say, up some guy’s bum), and then there’s the simple matter that people do really gross things while consuming said drugs. Like snorting them off any surface.
On the bright side, I guess now we know the likely inspiration behind the “trying to get a line in the bathroom” portion of “We Can’t Stop.” I don’t know if this story is true, but if it is, Miley Cyrus is making it very difficult for me to continue to root for her.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN