Here ^^ is Jennifer Aniston’s latest print ad for SmartWater. Aniston has been one of the “faces” of SmartWater since 2007, and I inevitably laugh at all of the advertising. I believe that part of Aniston’s deal with SmartWater/Glaceau is that she was partially paid in stock options, and from what I can see, they gave her some creative control in her ads. Which is how we get advertising lines like, “Look up to the clouds. That’s where we found the inspiration for SmartWater. Vapor-distilled purity. Just like the clouds.” My God, that’s nearly a #PippaTip. AnistonTip: Water comes from clouds, and water is pure and clouds are pure and SmartWater is cloudy!
In other Aniston news, following weeks of reports about postponed weddings, relationship troubles, and lots of skinny jeans, Jennifer and Justin Theroux might have actually sat down and scheduled a real wedding date for THIS year. Huh.
Busy lovebirds Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have had a breakthrough on their wedding plans – as Justin has agreed to tie the knot in California. The high-profile couple were forced to postpone their wedding due to their hectic work schedules, as MailOnline revealed – and have been looking at dates in early December.
The couple were pictured together this week for the first time since it was revealed they had put their wedding on hold, looking in love as ever in sunny Los Angeles.
A source close to Justin, 41, said this was a ‘breakthrough’ as the ‘main source of uncertainty has been removed’.
The source said: ‘Jen and Justin have gone back and forth on where to marry and whether to have a destination wedding so many times. Jen has always made it clear LA was her first choice and Justin has compromised and agreed to marry in California. Justin’s reservations with LA are well known and he wanted to marry on the East Coast where his friends and much of his family is based, where he proposed to Jen and where he feels most comfortable.’
It had been reported that Justin and Jen, 44, had also disagreed over where to live as Justin is desperate to return to his hometown of New York – while Jennifer feels at home in Los Angeles, where the couple have recently finished renovations on their new $21 million Bel Air estate.
And the source added: ‘Contrary to popular opinion Jen does not hate New York- she studied there growing up but it’s now become too intense for her. She has made it clear how much it would mean to her to get married near where they now live and where she is happiest and feels most settled. They won’t [marry] at their recently renovated Bel Air mansion but will likely use their home to host an intimate reception.’
Justin is now said to be ‘resigned’ to a Hollywood wedding – albeit on a smaller scale than most. The couple have now moved into ‘overdrive’ on finalising their wedding plans.
Former Friends star Jennifer is believed to want to sort out the details before she moves into promotional duties for her new comedy, We’re the Millers, which has its LA premiere on August 6. The A -list star then faces a three-week promotional global blitz for the flick which also stars Jason Sudeikis and Emma Roberts. And as soon as that is over, she heads to New York where she will film the new Peter Bogdanovich movie Squirrels to the Nuts.
Meanwhile, Justin’s career has taken off after he landed the starring role in HBO’s apocalyptic pilot “The Leftovers,” based on the book by Tom Perrotta. He has been spotted filming in New York this week after spending July 4 with his fiancee in Los Angeles. Justin plays police chief Kevin Garvey, a father-of-two struggling to maintain normalcy in the eerie suburbs of Mapleton following an ‘Armageddon’. If the pilot – which also stars Liv Tyler – goes over well with television executives, HBO could order a full series.
The source added: ‘In the past fortnight, Justin has worked hard on convincing Jen that he really is committed to marrying and that the delay has largely arisen as a result of his career really taking off in the last six months as well as her inability to decide exactly the wedding she wants to have. They’re now moving forward and hope to be married by the end of the year.’
So, basically, the wedding is back on because once again Justin was the one to compromise and The Aniston Show continues unabated. She wanted to marry in LA, he wanted to marry in NYC, and now they’re getting married in LA. She wanted to live in LA and he wanted to split their time between LA and NYC and now they’re moving into a Bel Air mansion full-time. Welcome to the rest of your life, Justin. You’re going to have to cave to her wishes full-time from now on.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Hahaha, PippaTips.
It doesn’t matter who you are or how much money you have… If one person in a relationship is always give and the other is always take, the relationship will fail.
Might not be this week, might not be this year, but it will happen.
IMO, NYC seems like it is very important to JT, and not being there will start to take a toll on him and then the relationship.
Yep
They should set a date for the divorce now too.
He might be making compromises now, but I’m sure he figures it will work for his career and he can go back to NYC once he’s got what he wanted from her.
My thoughts exactly!
+1
I’d be amazed if this marriage lasts more than 2 years. We shall see.
I’d be amazed if it actually happens! They won’t get married, trust me.
I’m sad for Jen, but she enjoys chasing men. That’s her thing. And the problem with chasing men is that these women generally pick men who don’t want to be chased. No man wants to be chased, they LIKE to chase, but men like Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and apparently this guy, just seem to run away every time things get too clingy. Jen likes to be the one forcing things. And this is the type of men she goes for thinking she can have a stable relationship that can last ~forever~. Look at Brad Pitt. He needs a woman who leads him and inspires him. John needs someone either super dumb, or way too cocky for his own good. Justin stands his ground a lot. But he’s the type who’s going to drop the towel and in the end he will not marry her.
This is the problem with chasing men. No man who really wants you is going to make you work that hard for it.
Not only is chasing them her thing, but after they eventually deny her or stand up to her and break it off, her second thing kicks in – looking like the victim. I really don’t like her and I really don’t like her as the “face” of Aveeno either…natural my ass… Enjoy that “cloudy” water, people…lmao..
She has dated so many men. We have repeatedly heard she is “needy” “clingy” and it’s all about her. I just googled her ex’s. This list of ex’s starts when she was on Friends. Adam Duritz(Counting Crows frontman), Tate Donovan, Paul Rudd, Brad P, Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor (model), Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, Aaron Eckhart, John Mayer, Gerard Butler, and now Justin Theroux.
Does he have really bulbous feet, or is it just the style of shoe he likes to wear? Just wonderin’….
I’ll buy a SmartWater every once in a while for the bottle, it’s good for the gym and I can reuse it.
When is his show debuting? Wonder if they’ll get married around then. Anyway, I’ll give the show a shot cause of Liv Tyler.
I didn’t look at the print ad..so when reading the write up I actually thought this part was a joke
Look up to the clouds. That’s where we found the inspiration for SmartWater. Vapor-distilled purity. Just like the clouds.”
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
but the I saw the writing and realized it was in fact true.. then I really burst out laughing.
Another story about the wedding. Another story about the wedding. Another story about the wedding. LOL
I think the problem is that most people don’t really care. I don’t even think her fans care that much after all the we are, we aren’t, we are, we aren’t.
NEXT
I bought the water once and read that . It was hilarious!!! They take tap water. Run it through a filter. Heat it to steam making it distilled water (water without salts/electrolytes). Then condense it back to it’s liquid form. Then add the salts back to it!!! Because distilled water depletes your body It’s almost genius in how to marked bottled water again.
She needs this attention or people will forget about her.
Daily Mail=grain of salt.
However, if true, I see why people call this couple JUST-(about) Jen.
If I want fancy, boiled tap water, I will turn on my faucet and put it on my stove and not pay ridiculous amounts of money because an entertainer says it is “heavenly”.
Reminds me of Zoolander’s ‘Merman’ commercial…’Water is the essence of wetness…’ or somesuch. lmao!
You just signed over your cojones, you dumb jerk. Hope to hell it was worth it.
+ 1000 ! How does filming a pilot suddenly make you a big success? I thought he was going to be the brilliant writer of Zoolander II? This guy’s got nothing. After selling his soul to Hollywood he now plays a character actor on TV and is chained to the most vain and vapid woman on earth. Good times.
Exactly! Maybe they’ll have them set in a nice shadow box to hang in their Bel Air mansion, he surely doesn’t need them anymore.
How is it a compromise when one person gets everything and the other gets nothing? Compromise means both give in a little. I doubt they will get married. I feel like there’s something off about them as a couple.
People fly to marry in France or Italy or whatever, WHY is the wedding venue so important if he agreed to live in California?
I’ll have so many reservations towards a marriage if I’m expected to cave for everything.
If their wedding is indeed on tracks I’d venture he got a bucket with cream to placate him.
I don’t see why her not compromising on her lifestyle is an issue. She’s in her 40’s, by now she knows what she wants out of life and what makes her happy. If that doesn’t mesh with what Justin wants, well he’s a grown man, I’m sure he’s capable of leaving. But why should she uproot herself for someone else if she’s loving life the way it is?
Not compromising on ANYTHING is an issue for me. Because a relationship/ marriage is a string of compromises.
Where to live, where to work, shall we move if only one of us will be employed?
To buy, to rent, which school…
Whatever question you take more probably than not your partner has a different opinion.
As I see it ONE day (wedding) could be compromised on in comparison to a whole married LIFE together.
I must admit I’d be terribly bothered if my husband takes it for granted that I’ll eventually cave.
Sure, you’re always compromising over the little things (where should we go to dinner, where should we go on vacation, what colour should we paint this wall), but by the time people are in their 40’s they stop being so willing to budge on the big stuff when a new partner comes on the scene because they already have their life all set up the way they want it.
If you’ve spent 20 years married to the someone and they want to move, that’s different because your lifestyle is completely enmeshed with your partner’s. Not staying with them would be the bigger change.
??? Many people when they marry, embrace starting a new life together. They make major decisions TOGETHER.
They don’t do that because they have to. They do it beause they want to and no matter how entrenched their former lives were they feel they will be enriched by this change. They care about the other’s wellbeing and want to share it.
Saying someone who doesn’t like it, is grown and can just leave sounds like terms of employment not endearment.
@The Original G, who wrote: “Saying someone who doesn’t like it, is grown and can just leave sounds like terms of employment not endearment.”
Or someone who is extremely selfish and self-centered.
It’s a problem if she wants to be married to Justin. Marriage is all about compromise. Not compromising at all shows that she loves her lifestyle more than she loves Justin.
The only thing I got out of this article is the TV show actually sounds pretty good. Plus I like Liv Tyler
My dog has more balls then Justin and he has been spayed. LOL It sounds very one sided i bet if Jen threatened to get rid of his skinny jeans he would put up a fight. LOL December is a long way away no telling what excuse they can come up with next for not getting married. LOL
LOL If your dog was spayed she never had any balls in the first place. The boys get neutered. The comparison might be right on here, though……
I wish she’d go back to that asymmetrical lob that she had a few years ago. That’s about the only interesting thing she’s done in the past few years.
Also, stock options in Smartwater? That’s almost as irritating as her becoming co-owner of Living Proof. How much money does she need? It’s not like she has a family to pass it down to.
Yep.
That’s a bit of an odd comment. She should turn down lucrative opportunities because she doesn’t have kids?
Would anyone say that about Oprah?
I would. Especially because Oprah would want to be buried with all of it, just in case you can actually take it with you.
The other option was breaking up. ‘Caving in’ is a perfect description because he knows his options are limited to say the least.
As for him ‘having no balls’: a man who dumped his ex for a famous woman has resigned from being a man already. You pretty much sign your soul away for a shot of fame so I’m cackling at this dumb fool for thinking he could push HIS demands on Aniston of all people.
You can say whatever you want about her, but with her limited skills and looks, she has come quite far and she does call the shots in her life. If he dumps her, she’ll move on to the next guy within 6 months. They’re ALL replaceable. Gotta love it at some level.
^^^
This is so very true!!!
yeah, right. I am not so sure they are making down the aisle.
Sounds like a luxury problem if the biggest problem is whether you want to live in a luxury appartment in NY or a 21 mil Bel Air mansion.
“Contrary to popular opinion Jen does not hate New York”, what a weird thing to say.
And “In the past fortnight” Who talks like that?
People in Britain, where the Dail Mail is published talk like that.
@alarmjar – that’s exactly what I was going to say. After I said “yawn”.
FYI – SmartWater’s whole deal is that it’s made from clouds. It wasn’t her idea. Their bottles and website talk about it: http://www.glaceau.com/
All in a days work for him, welcome to the payroll.
every time i look at these too i just think vapid.
seems like they’re really going all the way. isn’t this the longest relationship JA has since her divorce?
Longest and most painful to watch.
And if it’s in the Daily Mail it’s true? Huh. Parts of the story don’t add up. She hasn’t been very busy, and his career hasn’t suddenly “taken off.” It’s a pilot, it may not get picked up, and he had a career before.
I don’t really care one way or the other, but the location of the dumb wedding could have hardly been the sticking point. Of course, celebs put more thought into their weddings than into their marriages, even the second and third ones. She gives off the vibe of one super self-involved person. i think most of these celebs have incredibly low emotional IQ and development. So uncool.
This tabloid story will be denied @ Gossipcop in 3.2.1 Also he is shooting a HBO pilot
Believe the wedding when it actually happens. I see more excuses and delays in the future.
Good grief.. Get married, don’t get married! Who cares?? Just go away! This just smacks desperate to stay relevant, or in the tabloids? She must be a barrel of laughs to be with or around!
This is one nutty, convoluted story. I’ll believe the marriage when I see it.
Good luck to both of them! I guess Jen needs to work on her own issues before getting married.
Haha!! The infamous umbrella picture was included! Never fails to crack me up :-p
Me too. A real gentleman, non? 😉 As for the story, meh! Another day another gossip about their wedding.
It’s ridiculous all this getting married/not getting married crap, no time to plan, where to have it, it’s all bull. It’s NOT her first marriage!!! If you want to get married for the MARRIAGE and not the attention from a wedding, just get married, keep it simple and just do it!! She acts like she’s 22 and this is her first kic at the marriage can!!! She is so immature. I too don’t believe it will happen, if they want it that bad, they would just do it without any fanfare. But NOOOOOOOO Jennifer must have the spotlight when most of us find it amusing that a MIDDLE-AGE woman acts this way. She shares this trait with JLO, attention and act like teenagers in their relationships!!!
I see nothing wrong with a middle-aged woman having a big wedding, as long as its her first marriage. But this one is her second, right?
geez, she is annoying and this whole “getting hitched” story is too.
I will not hold my breath on this marriage happening.
Jen can be her own worst enemy it seems.
her money is eternal isn’t it??
21 mil for a LA estate…did she sell that overpriced place in NYC??
The clouds over her airbrushed head/face cracked me up. Clouds, vapor, airhead…vapid. I don’t think that’s the word association that was intended to go off in my head but it was RIGHT THERE. Sorry, Jennifer!
Remember when the tabs were saying it was over between them and then Justin took the surprise birthday weekend for the engagement (and the ring that didn’t appear for weeks later – but we were supposed to believe it had been planned all along)? Now People says “wedding postponed” and suddenly Justin swoops in and saves the (wedding) day. Drama.
Jen is not marrying Justin until Brad and Angelina get married. Like her engagement, she will wait until they have their ceremony and she will try and upstage it. Maybe she will pick December 18th as a present for Brad.
I will say though that the pictures of Justin and Liv Tyler on set are quite pretty. A young, long-haired brunette with pillow lips who loves NYC? What luck for Justin to be co-starring with someone like that.
I’ll bet she reminds Justin of his biggest crush – Angelina. You know, before he was forced to tell all his friends to stop repeating that.
Well….is Liv available? Pretty brunette, child, possible similar likes and dislikes, whispers of problems in relationship..sound familiar?
It does sound familiar. Get ready for the next 10 years of PoorJen again.
More accurately they won’t formally announce their marriage date until Brangie are about to confirm theirs. There is no effin way this one is going to avoid a “STABBED IN THE HEART: FIRST SHE STOLE HER MAY’UN, NOW AJ STEALS POOR JEN’S WEDDING DATE!!!!!!!!!!” headline 🙄
I think the daft bint is still hung up on that @rsewipe Mayer, and the vacillation is on her part rather than Justin’s.
Christ, I want them to hurryuptofuck and get married already!
Agreed. Well said! 🙂
My guess is that 95% of guys cave when it comes to the wedding plans. Most don’t really care and recognize that she’s been planning this in her head since she was five, and they just go along cause it’s easier.
We all like to think that our guy really cared what the favors looked like; they really don’t but the smart ones take that information to their graves.
Haha!! So true.
Seriously, I think they will be fine. He seems to ‘get’ that she needs things her way. As long as they can make it work, who am I to judge?
Just as we all thought, the Pitt, Jolie marriage is supposed to be finally happening this summer so here Aniston comes with her sham wedding plans, again. Will the monkey see, monkey do behavior ever stop. I think that she did not know what was happening with the Pitt/Jolie wedding before but trying to find out, now she knows. Read all the fake reasons, the only reason is to compete with her ex-husband.
Jolie-Pitt have been rumored to be “just about to get married” forever. They had years to get married before Aniston even met Theroux and apparently never did. It’s odd to suggest that Aniston now has to wait around for Jolie-Pitt to finally make a move before she is allowed to arrange her own wedding. She’s had a normal length engagement; she’s not the one making a career out of it.
Personally, I think Jolie-Pitt have been married for years and simply use the whole thing for free publicity when they need to promote something.
+1
I don’t believe that whole wedding story. I still think they are together, and I hope they do get married.
She did this whole I want to live here thing with Brad. He wanted them to live in his Los Feliz home. She hated it and didn’t want to be there. Not sure why. could be the size or that Gwenny was there before her (Brad is raising his family there). Anyway they stayed in her rented house and started building that huge mansion they lived in for a HOT minute. Brad had about 3 or 4 dogs that she said scared Norman. So Brad housed his dogs at the LF house; he would go there and spend alone time and hang with the dogs. Again because of Jen. Brad bought the Santa Barbara property. She hated it. So he hung out there with his friends. Riding beach bikes and just hanging with his friends. He and Angie and kids go there. they were there for Easter and his some of his family were there after his NY Premier of WWZ. She and Brad spent many many months apart. Each working on movies. So again that was the pattern.
She didn’t compromise much during her marriage. I hope she learns from that and does so in this relationship. I doubt she wants the fall out of this relationship ending. She will really be called a lot more names than she already is.
Sounds like you lived with them.
No, I didn’t and no need to be snarky.
I just remember interviews and such.
does that make it better for you? OH wait. I don’t care if it doesn’t.
Dont believe everything you read about in rags Lisa. The rags write things to sell and it’s mostly untrue. The actual person is someone we know very little about. This is simply speculation on here…..for fun. Chill
@Maggie. I was talking about Jennifer’s and Brad’s past interviews. not just tabloid stories.
and what was obvious. Especially considering Brad had a house when they got married, and they never lived in it. But Brad is living in that home now with Angie and their children. And Brad’s dogs were there and were never with him at Jennifer’s house because of Norman; who was there, not Brad’s dogs that he had for years.
Nothing I said in my post was scandalous or mean. Just easy facts.
I also remember what Lisa2 is telling you.
Man, and that was the arrangement with Brad freakin Pitt. WIth Justin she basically has all the power and fame so just imagine now
Sounds like Pitt didn’t take her tastes into account much either if he was buying properties she hated and then wanted her to live there.
If my husband tried to pull that on me, I wouldn’t be a very happy camper and I kind of doubt I’m in the minority on that.
Brad bought that Los Feliz house before the met Aniston. He bought property on a beach. A person that says she loves the beach I imagine would love that. Besides that SB property is gorgeous.
Lisa, take the Loz Feliz house out of the equation, as he already owned it. From the interview quotes above, he bought the SB house after they were married and wanted them to live there, right? Since she hated it, he either bought it without any input from her, or he had her input but bought it anyways. Whatever the reason was for her not wanting to live there would have existed before he bought it. If you take the “Brad Pitt, Jennifer Aniston bit” out of the whole equation, most married couples will choose together the home they’re going to live in if they’re buying something new, since they both need to be happy with it.
Not everyone who likes the beach wants to live on one. You do kind of run into the problem of getting up in the morning, going out on your deck for your morning coffee and there, right in front of your house are a few dozen people laying out on beach towels (or paps with cameras). And leaving behind their picnic garbage, water bottles etc. From a privacy point of view, especially if that’s your principal residence, that’s a difficult situation to control.
Oh don’t worry, he’ll divorce her after 10 years and get a huge wad of cash.
10 years?! Such a long time to spend with an insufferably boring person like her
Are you trying to get me fired? I burst out laughing in the office!
They aren’t getting married. I’d bet money they aren’t.
Re: Pic 4… At the time I thought it was a bit douchy for him to be walking together but having the umbrella mainly over him. Now I’m thinking that’s the last piece of life he had control over.
LMAO
Of COURSE they put her in bed for the ad…
That water bottle is positioned to look like a huge dild*, ha.
He’s nothing more than her house boy. It reminds me of Liberace’s guys they showed in Under the Candelabra.
I don’t get what the draw is to her. He is so damn hot – smokin! She is a terrible actress. She is a shallow person. She is forever playing the victim of a broken marriage. Has she actually ever done anything outside of work that does not include suntanning, shopping or drinking?
I watched Miami Vice last night and JUstin was in the opening credits and first scene in the movie. He was very handsome although he didn’t have any speaking lines. I also watched the extras and Justin spoke in those. Very sexy man when there is no Jen beside him. Justin is much more intellectually refined than Jen and this marriage is not going to last.
I’m going out on a limb. If this tension over East/West coast is real I think they’ll split.
Justin is realizing that their lifestyles and interests are ultimately incompatable. He’s a guy who likes the NY Art/Fashion/Entertaiment/Writer scene. More avant guard, more intellectual, experimental and a bit counter culture. An HBO cult hit is right up his alley and more his style. (And potentially incredibly lucrative.)
Jen’s not into that. She looks very uncomfortable in NY. She’s not a natural fit for NY culture and IF these reports are true, she won’t try.
After a taste of her life, he may well decide that a 3 million dollar apartment will do for him as well as a 20 million dollar one. And he’s got money. Just not Aniston-type money. But the kind of money most of us would think was enough, even at NYC prices.
While his temporarily higher visibility may have been advantageous for a bit, he may just decide that this isn’t for him if he can’t be himself.
Her head’s in the clouds alright.
Vapor-filtered purity.
Vapour. Filtered. Purity.
The fu€k does that mean?
Meh, it’s the Daily Mail. What I want to know is how Aniston manages to look both twee and condescending in that top picture. It’s a talent! She must have been taking Goopy lessons.
She must have threatened to cut off his allowance
Kaiser.. i just love your snark..
You will forever bring out the Justin not sharing the umbrella photo. Although they both were wearing hats.
Why don’t you also show the photo of him not opening car door for her as she hobbles out from the Dr. office as well.
Why does this silly couple make me laugh? I’m struck by how they have luxury problems like “Where shall we have our multi-million dollar wedding? & “what penthouse shall we live in on which coast?”
Having a hard time mustering any real interest in two people who have so many resources & are still fussing.
Also, I can’t figure out how she is still getting jobs in movies. Does anyone go to see her “rom coms”?
Okay, I’m telling myself….enough bitchery over this!
Good luck sucker.
Am I the only one who thinks they’re making up a conflict that didn’t exist just to make sure Aniston’s still covered by the tabloids and ‘relevant’?
They get married in LA. BOOM – he gets half of her stuff from that point on. She won’t force him for a tough pre-nup or he’ll never say “I do.”
Wow!!!! What a good start to thr rest of their lives together! Caving in to getting married! Not positive