Ugh. I HATE DIOR. More specifically, I hate the slow drip of Dior’s release of Robert Pattinson’s ad campaign. I really think Dior is trying to just whip the Twihards into a frenzy, but the while roll-out for the campaign feels so… amateur. Like the Twihards have taken over Dior and they’re too busy jerking off to their Sparkles to actually release the campaign in a major, professional roll-out.
Anyway, the header photo is the latest release from Dior. The second official image from Rob’s campaign, except this photo feels like a behind-the-scenes photo rather than a photo that will be used in the print campaign. The first official image was black-and-white too, but that was posed and it really did seem like it was part of some print campaign. This is just Rob smiling at some girl who you can’t see, save for her legs. Maybe Rob is smiling at her vadge. Dior posted the photo on its Twitter with the message, “A new story is about to start. Robert Pattinson for Dior Homme Parfum. #DiorRob”. Blah.
I will give Rob some credit, though – this behind-the-scenes photo is really nice. He has a lovely smile, and the idea of him in a bathtub is kind of cute.
I’m also including some of the weird shots from the Dior campaign that we’ve only got because some Twihard took photos of the Dior rollout event.
Photos courtesy of Dior.