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Paris Hilton has sunk to a new low: hiding in bathrooms. Not to do anything illicit and semi-trendy (at least I think not), but instead to avoid getting kicked out of a party. That’s right, Paris snuck into a Golden Globes party she wasn’t invited to, and when she heard she was going to get the boot – which is humiliating enough – instead of exiting quickly to avoid a scene, she decided to hide in the bathroom. If that’s not the most pathetic act of desperation I’ve ever heard of, I don’t know what is.
Hey, it was worth a try. Paris Hilton hid in the bathroom at Creative Artist Agency’s big post-Golden Globes bash Sunday night after CAA’s Kevin Huvane caught her slipping in uninvited — and loudly demanded she be removed from the Sunset Towers party.
“Kevin was outraged at her sense of entitlement, and he was adamant that she be removed,” an eyewitness confides to us. “He was storming around, yelling ‘Who let her in? She is not invited, and somebody had better get her out of here immediately!’”
LAPD security and event planners had to wait for the heir-head to exit the powder room so they could toss her, and finally — a good 15 minutes later — she emerged looking red-faced and embarrassed.
Perhaps Paris should remember that to be in the same class as actual invitees like Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Sting and Ralph Fiennes, you actually have to be famous for doing something other than shopping.
[From Gatecrasher]
I really hope Paris was more than just red faced. She should be totally mortified with herself. It just shows how truly stupid she is, despite her protestations that she’s not dumb.
This isn’t the first time Paris has been persona non grata. In fact she’s got a long rap sheet. She’s been banned from Vanity Fair parties and anything editor Graydon Carter touches. She was banned from Bungalow 8, the Gramercy Park Hotel’s Rose Bar, the Moscow Hyatt (for writing her name on the wall), and Alexander McQueen’s store. In a few cases she did things that pissed the owners off, but more often than not she was banned just for being Paris, and thus being utterly insufferable.
Suffice it to say Paris is often unwanted. Why in the world would she try to sneak into a party that she wasn’t invited to? The woman is incapable of blending in. Her entire life revolves around getting as much attention for doing as little as possible. Did she think she’d go in unnoticed? As Gatecrasher points out, perhaps she should actually do something with herself if she’d like to attend better parties.
Here’s Paris leaving Apple Bar last night in Los Angeles. Images thanks to Fame and Splash.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Paris Hilton, Parties


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See, people? God does exist!
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Bwahahahahah!
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daisy: Indeed he does! No more of this agnostic nonsense, I’m officially a believer.
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2009 is off to a great start.
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Please let this story be true!
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One word:
CHUTZPAH!
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love it!
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I would have literally paid to see that.
Wouldn’t it be great if as soon as she stepped outside (or removed as it seems), a car drove by and splashed her with muddy water? I feel so peaceful thinking that. I wonder if she knows just about EVERYONE hates her…
She’s also giving a fellatio looking gesture in the top picture.. maybe an offer to stay at the party?
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Tee-hee.
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Someone should tell paris that you can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear, no matter how much money you have…this also goes for madonna
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Her makeup is downright clownish here…
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Not trying to say she is not skanky, or anything—but—this is not the place she got kicked out of. These are not the clothes.
She was dressed in an elegant blue dress, much classier than a lot of the legitimate guests. A good enough reason to throw her out.
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That makes me happy!!!!
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The feel-good story of the day!
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One word:
SCHADENFREUDE!
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CAA?? bet she was looking for Clooney..he’s one of their clients..
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I thought Graydon Carter had a big ole crush on her, which is why he put her on the cover of Vanity Fair a while back. Did I miss the part where he dumped her because she gave him an STD or something?
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She’s such a skank. Why don’t you just stay home Paris. You’re making an ASS of yourself …..oh wait.
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Well somebody has to take out the trash.
Poor thing might get a clue now that she is THE butt of all jokes.
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I’m not her fans but couldn’t help feeling sorry for her!
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Hmm,
Hollywood seems full of dumb, horrendous people…odd that she should be singled out.
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LOL! Oh, the same, the spotted cheek!!!
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I guess its true, some people just don’t embarrass.
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Poor Paris. Dumb slut still doesn’t get it. She’s not wanted in A-list areas. Having Paris at your event is like having Howard Stern MC your wedding… it completely devalues the whole event.
On another point, why does Paris look so peaked in those pix? Her skin is the color of death… zombi-ish. Now I understand why she’s always trying to look tan.
In reading this thread, I’m starting to actually feel sorry for Paris. I think one valid point everyone is overlooking is that Paris is uneducated. Perhaps this is why she’s not ‘getting it’. To me, it appears as though she lacks any common sense. That poor girl doesn’t seem to care about anything but herself. I would hate to see what’s going to happen to her in another 5 years. She might end up schizophrenic or severely depressed. In looking at 1 of the photos, she does look a little nutty. You know, like the look in a homeless woman’s eyes after she’s been down on her luck for years? So sad.
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