Justin Bieber got ‘eye’ tattoo to symbolize his mommy’s gaze: sweet or creepy?

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber is always good for a Friday laugh (especially since the above Instagram photo is captioned “sparking water is tasty“), so let’s kick this off with a discussion of Bieber’s tattoos. Biebs is only 19 years old, and soon his entire body will be covered to the extent where he’ll look like the most wannabe Hell’s Angel ever. And of course, he’ll probably regret most of these pieces of “art” before he even turns 30. Because it’s not like Bieber is getting cool tattoos. Nope. Instead, he’s getting silly things like a little crown to symbolize how “kingly” he beliebs himself to be. Let’s replay that amazing “Selena cam” photo, shall we? It’s one of my very favorite pictures of the Bieb (notwithstanding the ubiquitous carseat photos):

Justin Bieber

Now Bieber has a brand new tattoo, which is of a giant eye that symbolizes his mother’s gaze. Bieber has captioned this photo, “Mom’s always watching ;) .” When I saw the picture, I momentarily thought lower half of the tiger king was actually a Hello Kitty face, and the thought of Biebs with a Hello Kitty tattoo didn’t surprise me at all. I’m so disappointed now, but here are more details about the eye and news that Bieber and Selena are probably on the rocks again because he’s banging other chicks now:

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber had a wild night out on the town Tuesday that ended with a tattoo. The 19-year-old was spotted partying with a group downstairs at the Darby and later at 1 Oak. A Darby rep tells us, “Justin was not served alcohol, nor was anyone in his group drinking.” The underage “Baby” crooner then headed to Bang Bang Tattoo, where he got his mother Pattie Mallette’s eye inked on his inner arm. Tattoo artist Keith McCurdy, who gave Bieber his “Believe” tattoo a year ago, said he opened the store especially for the singer. “Justin said the tattoo was about his mother always watching over him, kind of like a protection,” McCurdy tells us. “He said it hurt because it’s a difficult place to tattoo, so he asked me to hurry up. He wants more tattoos. He likes realistic stuff.” Bieber told him, “He got one in Sweden and he got one from a random parlor.” Rihanna, Adele, Katy Perry and Bieber’s flame Selena Gomez have all been tattooed by Bang Bang. We’re told Bieber ended the night by bringing two women back to party at his hotel. His rep declined to comment.

[From Page Six]

What’s really weird about the eye tattoo is that it looks less like an eye but more like a vagina, and the eyelashes look kind of like teeth, which creeps me out because Bieber effectively has a drawing of the mythical vagina dentata on his arm. Before you laugh at me, I’m not the only one with my mind in the gutter here. Complex even points out that the tattoo is on Biebs’ inner elbow, which is a known erogenous zone. When it comes to Bieber, that’s just gross.

Oh, and I’m not at all surprised that Bieber’s either sleeping around on Selena, or they broke up again.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Instagram

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  1. COW says:

    He is an idiot… but whats new?

  2. Willa says:

    Haha! The pic of him on the bed looks like a girls point of view, and that look says,”Is it in?,am I doing it right?”

  3. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    His tattoos are so stupid. He reminds me of one of my brother’s friends. This friend works at McDonalds, isn’t doing ANYTHING to better himself financially i.e. going to college, trying to get a better job, etc-but he seems to have money to BURN when it comes to getting tattoos. He literally spent ALL of his savings on his tattoos…..such an idiot. And they’re all stupid ones too.

    • Micki says:

      That reminds me of a woman I met a couple of years ago. Her mom Lives on unemployment money. The daughter was born and raised on unemployment money. She’s unemployed herself now but a single mother of one(then) on top of it.
      So once in a cafe she boasted she’s spent 120 EUR on a new tattoo, means she’s done it a couple of times already.
      My reaction: “You’ve stolen this money from your son’s mouth, you stupid cow”
      Haven’t seen her since

  4. blue marie says:

    that’s creepy, but it kind of goes with the territory for this kid.

  5. BRE says:

    If his arm is straight it will look like n eye, if he bends even a little it will totally look like vagina.

    The pic of him with his top off totally makes me feel like I’m looking at some pedo site pic of a young teen boy

  6. DanaG says:

    I thought he wasn’t talking to his mother? LOL It’s not a good tattoo none of his are and yes he will regret them by then he probably won’t have the cash for laser removal. I hope Selena has dumped his sorry but again he probably wanted to do the dumping. Besides who want to date a guy who sits in a car seat and get’s lifted out of a car like an over grown baby.

  7. LadyMTL says:

    I just can’t look away from the knight tattoo below the eye one…what is that knight doing to himself? :P

  8. lady mary. says:

    all i have to say is thank u for the lovely putting baby in the car pic

  9. aquarius64 says:

    Bet Selena’s sorry she took this clown back. The selfies? These attention whores know the gossip press will run these; it’s better than calling the paps.

  10. Skins says:

    The pic of the bodyguard holding him like a child never gets old.

  11. Arock says:

    He’s going to end up being 35, broke, and on a reality show where the theme aging ‘hipsters’ doing stunts for laser surgery. Or tap dancing on the street corners for Hypnotique money.

  12. dorothy says:

    All his attempts to look cool, hip, edgy just end up making him look like a fool and a punk kid.

  13. JL says:

    Well if mom’s always watching ALL she’s watching is the checks rolling in!

    What we’re now supposed to believe he’s a stand up son, with a mom who guides him on the path of truth and light?

    A crappy tattoo pretty much blows that theory to hell and back.

  14. Tulip says:

    Meh. It’s a tattoo. I don’t know a lot about them, but it’s not a misspelt word at least and I think it looks ok-it’s not a naked woman who’ll sag when he does or some nazi sign. Could’ve been much worse.

  15. Garrett says:

    Oh Mom’s watching alright. Watching that bank account of hers go up. Justin Bieber is this generation’s Lindsay Lohan.

  16. Madriani's Girl says:

    That is one baked-looking occular.

  17. Emily C. says:

    Creepy. Incredibly, phenomenally, holy cow this kid is messed up creepy. Ew ew ew ew EW.

    His tattoos in general make no sense to me. They seem so random. A cartoon tiger and “believe” and a D&D fighter and his mommy’s eye? What the heck?

  18. Bijlee says:

    Lol I saw a post about this the other day and someone was asking “Why does he have a knight wanking himself on his arm?”

  19. skuddles says:

    Gee, Mommy’s eyeball looks rather red and sleepy. Was she stoned or drunk when they took that pic?

  20. Dommy Dearest says:

    Who let this twelve year old girl get tattoos?

  21. Str8Shooter says:

    Was the bodyguard changing his diaper in the limo?

    I just have this uncontrollable urge to pie this morons’ stupid face whenever I see him.

    I’m thinking lemon meringue, for maximum impact?

  22. BennyLucas says:

    Two words come to mind: MISTAKE and DERMABLEND.