Dina Lohan is drunk off her face whenever she speaks to Lindsay in rehab

Lindsay Lohan still has another week or so of court-ordered rehab, I believe. I seem to remember that her exit-date is supposed to be the beginning of August. Lindsay has been in Cliffside, the Malibu facility, for about a month, after transferring there from the Betty Ford Clinic. Most outlets are reporting that Lindsay’s rehab stay is going well, that she’s made progress but her sobriety still seems tentative. There are concerns that as soon as she’s released, she’ll go back to New York and stay with her cracked-out mother, and they’ll be doing mother-daughter club-crawls and LL’s sobriety will be out the window within 48 hours of leaving rehab. Which… is probably the way it will happen exactly. To make matters worse, it seems like Mother Crackhead has been simmering in a vat of booze while Lindsay is in rehab. Because of course she would.

Lindsay Lohan’s mother has been banned from participating in her rehab treatment after a drunken phone call a few weeks ago … TMZ has learned.

Sources tell us shortly before Lindsay’s birthday, July 2, Cliffside rehab facility got Dina on the phone — so LiLo could have a conversation with her.

But we’re told the person from the clinic who spoke to Dina believed she was hammered, and quickly nixed the idea of letting her speaking to Lindsay.

Furthermore, we’re told the rehab team felt it would be best for LiLo’s treatment if she stopped talking to Dina altogether for the rest of her stay.

Good luck, Oprah.

Attempts to reach Dina were unsuccessful.

[From TMZ]

It reminds me of Dina’s crazy Dr. Phil interview when she was so blitzed and out of it she literally could not hold herself upright (when she was seated). So, yes, Lindsay is the drunk, cracked-out apple which fell from the vodka-soaked cocaine tree known as Michael and Dina Lohan. Still, I’m really not looking forward to Lindsay’s shenanigans once she gets out of rehab. She will “relapse” like a cracked-out hurricane and Dina is going to be an integral part of it.

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  1. brin says:

    This whole cracked-out family needs to be in rehab. Can’t Michael Lohan get them a discount at that Lukens place he shills?

  2. Dawn says:

    What a jerk Dina is. The only way Linds can stay sober is to stay away from her parents completely. It is no wonder this girl is such a mess with a mother like Dina who just wants her ATM back so she can party some more. She is sickening.

    • DreamyK says:

      October 2012 LiLo calls her dad and says:
      “Dad, she’s on cocaine. She’s like touching her neck, and sh!t” or this gem “She’s saying disgusting things to me … I’m dead to her now” and this warm family anecdote: Lindsay says her mom is calling her “nuts … she’s like the f**king devil right now.”

      The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Indeed.

      • Barhey says:

        I also remember Lindsay pulled back and claimed she had ‘made it up’, siding with her mother.

        I lived with a girl like that in college and she was a nightmare. Both her parents were nasty train wrecks and in the middle of a train wreck divorce. Really nasty people. But my roommate couldn’t bring herself to distance herself completely from two toxic parents, so she ended up siding with her mom. Lindsay has made a lot of horrible decisions she needs to own up to, but I blame her mom for a great deal of the problems in her life too.

  3. DanaG says:

    Lindsay does need to wait until Oprahs check clears before going too far off the rails. Her parents are the ones telling her she doesn’t have a problem and she doesn’t feel she has either really. So she will be back to the old Lindsay in no time.

  4. dorothy says:

    Why has no one insisted that Dina go to rehab? She obviously has as big a problem as Lindsay. Don’t forget she still has children at home that she’s raising. That alone is frightening.

    • Kiddo says:

      Yeah. It sounds like the rehab center should or could have called child protective services.

      • Hakura says:

        Maybe they were unaware she had kids at home. If they *did* know, then they definitely could’ve called, at least get the ball rolling by starting an investigation. (Or by making a complaint that could be *added* to a current/ongoing investigation.

        Or they could’ve thought instigating that sort of stress would have a negative effect on Lilo’s ‘rehab treatment’, both while she’s there & when she gets out.

    • Nicolette says:

      Agree. The Cracken will fall right back into her cracky lifestyle with this woman around her poisoning the well. It’s not going to end good, but Oprah will be happy if the ending comes while she’s filming this ‘documentary’, hoping it brings her ratings. The whole lot of them make me sick.

    • UsedToBeLulu says:

      Yes, well… She hasn’t stolen anything. She hasn’t hit anyone with a car. She hasn’t hijacked a car while other people were still in it.

      She may be a drunk, but it’s not illegal. People have probably suggested rehab, but with Lindsey around, nothing she does can seem THAT bad.

  5. MrsB says:

    Almost makes me feel bad for crackie that she has such a dreadful mother. *almost*

  6. Gia says:

    Lindsay doesn’t stand a chance and when she dies young, which she will, I hope her mother is forever tortured with the gnaw of guilt that she is responsible. Dina is a reprehensible human being. F-ck her.

  7. janie says:

    Dear Lord… This woman is a train wreck. Lindsay has little to no chance of staying sober. I’m with you K, don’t want to watch this anymore.

  8. wendywoo says:

    I would have let her speak with her. There is nothing more distasteful than being stone cold sober and seeing or hearing how YOU looked or sounded not long ago.

  9. Poppy says:

    Because I’m a sucker and a softy, I still wish that she could get clean and sober, distance herself from her parents, disappear for a year or two, and then make a comeback.

    I’m sure it won’t happen!

  10. Tony says:

    I still find Lindsay attractive.

    • Bread and Circuses says:

      She’s got this strange way of going from strung-out mess to fairly stunning within the course of a few days. In that first photo, she looks amazing.

      But then there’s the pink-fur-and-slipping-dress photo.

      And the brown-forehead-and-heavy-eyebrows photo.

      And the wild-eyes-and-corpse-makeup photo.

      • SE says:

        “In that first photo, she looks amazing.”. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a worse photo of the two of them together…they both look horrendous in the first pic. Maybe by “amazing,” you weren’t complimenting LL, and I misunderstood – but if not, my opinion is the opposite of yours.

  11. Snowpea says:

    Gosh what the freak is wrong with these people? And how are they still ALIVE let alone getting covered by so many bloody media outlets?

    Don’t these people fancy staying at home on a Saturday night, making a lovely big pot of minestrone, putting on a DVD and just chilling the eff out with a bottle of red and some nice Lindt chocolate for dessert?

    I’m only 38 and my partying days are OVER!

    How (and why) do they wanna keep going on and on, chasing some mythical high that keeps eluding them? *shakes head in amazement*

  12. smee says:


    Maybe “Dina Goes To Rehab” can be a spin-off!

  13. Samtha says:

    She (and Michael Lohan) are disgusting. They ruined their kids’ childhoods and they continue contributing to the ruination of their childrens’ adult lives.

    • mata says:

      Sad and true. Lindsay’s a mess, but it’s pretty obvious how she got that way. And yes, she’s an adult and makes her own decisions, but you can’t wipe out the experiences of an entire childhood and continuing parental influence.

      • Hakura says:

        @mata – It makes sense… painful childhoods or particularly traumatic experiences (at any time of life) is one of the most common reasons behind all substance abuse.

        Anything seems better (at the time, be it shots, or a hit of something), than reliving those memories.

  14. aims says:

    Lindsay doesn’t have a chance with that type of support waiting for her at home. The whole family is sick.

    • Eleonor says:

      I don’t know, how about all those kids who grow up in messed up family and become decent and clean persons?

      • aims says:

        I think that when you’ve had a very long history with drug addiction, then being forced to go into treatment, not going because you see you have a problem. finishing your rehab, and going back into an environment that is unhealthy, enabling, and alcohol fueled. it just doesn’t sit well with me.

      • Bread and Circuses says:

        Some people see their parents for the bad examples they are, and take that lesson to heart. They make a conscious choice to not be like that.

        Lindsay has completely bought into the idea that the “good life” consists of partying and being pandered to.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        As simple as it may sound, it’s you that has to make the decision not to be like your parents. Like my greatest example would be my mom, and her siblings. When my grandparents got divorced, my grandma left, and my mom and co. were sent to live with my grandfather. He didn’t care anything about them. He pretty much starved them..there were five kids-he’d buy a loaf of bread and a pack of bologna, maybe a can of beans and would be gone all week, and that was all they had to eat.

        On the weekends he would bring them to their aunt’s house and leave them-he also did this in the summer. This aunt, who had kids of her own, would make them all clean up her house, cook, and on the weekends she would make them walk five, six miles to the Laundromat with huge trashbags full of laundry (she’d wait until they got there before any laundry got done). Keep in mind, that this is Tennessee in the SUMMER, meaning it’s HOT.

        She also beat the crap out of them whenever she wanted. My mom told me she used to talk around the house and itch her palm, and say something along the lines of “I have real itchy palms today” meaning, somebody was going to get beat that day. She used to beat my two uncles with extension cords….but see if she ever disciplined or laid a hand on her own kids.

        Yeah, and years later, this same aunt is somehow confused as to why none of her nieces or nephews will ever come visit her. She actually asked my mom that, to her face. My mom just looked at her and left.

        I can give a lot more examples. A lot of my mom’s elders were messes, they were drunks, abusers (both genders), they didn’t take care of their kids. And guess what? My mom and her siblings took all that to heart. They all take care of their kids, they don’t abuse us (even though we may think of it, as they’re a lot stricter than parents now), and so on.

  15. BooBooLaRue says:

    Actually, for her own health, Lindsay should cease speaking to her mother or father for the rest of their lives. Nasty piece of work they are.

  16. Neelyo says:

    When the Korean modeling jobs, Dr. Phil interviews and bi-annual shitty movies dry up, the Lohans will all be on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Family Rehab.

  17. Lucy2 says:

    She needs to cut her family off completely, but it will never happen.
    If Lindsay really has stayed clean while in rehab, I shudder to think what the inevitable binging is going to do to her.

  18. Shelly says:

    This is exactly why Lindsay needs about a year in rehab. Three months isn’t enough time for her to grow a pair and draw boundaries with her parents.

  19. Apsutter says:

    Ugh…I dont want her to be released. It’s been such a nice peaceful summer with this bitch locked up.

  20. Jane says:

    Maybe Scientology could fix them, Wink!

  21. kim says:

    You’d think she would distance herself from the woman who encouraged her to be an “escort” to wealthy ugly princes and businessmen.. lindsay was a hooker while her mother cracked on by boozing it up. Lindsay was “the hook up” for drugs and whatever for a while. Dina is diagusting and no mother. She does not even like her kids obviously.

  22. dcypher1 says:

    It’s sad that kilo doesn’t even have a chance at beating her addiction cus of her mom. If it wasent for Dina she just might have a chance to change. I think Dina is the catalyst to lilos addiction.

  23. Naomi says:

    I realize it’s a typo but… Kilo. I’m loving it.

  24. Madriani's Girl says:

    I think my position on what a POS Blohan is is well known. However, I feel for her on this one because if her own mother is an addict in denial, Blohan doesn’t have any chance at maintaining her sobriety. I think White Oprah will probably say something along the lines of, “YOU don’t have a problem, THEY do. They’re all just jealous of you. And in an case, you did your rehab and you know how to control yourself now so you can have a couple of drinks.”.


  25. JFerber says:

    Wouldn’t it be awesome if Ophrah could actually mentor Lindsay and help her re-enter the straight and narrow? My heart does ache for Lindsay and all her self-destructive behavior. She was an awesome child actress (catch her in Parent Trap) and it’s such a shame if she refuses or is unable to clean up.

  26. CassT says:

    Dina Lohan almost does not have a nose. Her plastic surgeon went too far, and its obvious.

  27. Tia says:

    You’d think Dina would support Lindsay’s sobriety out of self interest if nothing else.

    Hollywood stars have come back from this sort of bad behaviour (Robert Downey Jr for one) but they have really wanted to change and usually have strong family support. I don’t think Lindsay has either of those things.