Hot Guys of the CBS/CW/ Showtime Upfronts: who would you rather?

Here are some more photos from the CBS/Showtime/CW Upfronts/Summer Party. These are all of the “hot guys” who were at the event. I was surprised to see Josh Holloway, who is one of my favorite people in general, because I didn’t realize he was coming back to TV. Let’s see, what is he doing? Oh, he’s in that rip-off of Homeland called Intelligence. It’s all about terrorism and espionage. Blah. Still, Josh is such a cutie. DIMPLES!

So, who else would I bang? A surprising number of these men, quite honestly. Some of them would just be nostalgia-bangs, like David Duchovny. I used to love him. A long time ago.

Will Arnett? Wouldn’t bang. But I would want to see him tear off his stripper pants.

Michael Sheen… I used to want to bang him, but he looks like hell in these photos. I didn’t know he was so furry either.

Shemar Moore – I’ve never had strong feelings about him either way. He looks like a douche in that hat though.

LL Cool J. I would hit it. I love him. He seems like a sweetheart too.

Matthew Grey Gubler, for the fan-girls. He’s probably bangin’ Taylor Swift though.

I love Simon Baker. I would hit it.

Ending it on a happy note… Neil Patrick Harris!! Who doesn’t love NPH?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Joanna says:

    shemar moore, ll cool j. call me…

  2. blue marie says:

    Ll is the hottest (obviously) with Shemar Moore and Gubler (Swifty lowers the hot factor) tied for me. I’d hit it with Baker too but the rest, blah..

  3. NerdMomma says:

    But where are the Supernatural men?? I’d hit them first and foremost!!

  4. ZigZagZoey says:

    SO happy Josh is gonna be back on tv. I would love it if in his new show he came up with nicknames!
    Duchovny looks AWFUL!
    Michael Sheen is fugly…Sorry.
    That guy looks perfect for Taylor Swift LMAO
    LL Cool J DOES seem like he is a very nice guy!
    And who doesn’t love NPH?

  5. mimi says:

    Oh my, Josh Holloway is even more hot with his shorter hair. He’s such a handsome man. Simon Baker is very handsome too. Both guys are getting better with age as if that was even possible!

  6. LadyAnne says:

    Ooh Simon Baker love love love !

  7. brin says:

    Love LL and Josh. I miss HGF now…wah!!

  8. mandygirl says:

    We need some pics of the Supernatural boys for sure! I have fantasies about sitting on Dean’s lap while feeding him pie, Led Zeppelin playing in the background… (fans of the show will understand that…haha)

  9. Anna says:

    Michael Sheen, because The Queen is my favorite movie of the last 10 years. And he was lovely in it.

  10. Elodie says:

    Shemar and Josh hands down imo.

  11. turningviolet says:

    Simon Baker – absolutely.

    And I know i will be in a minority of one but I really don’t get the NPH love. I get a bit of a superiority vibe off him. And that show he’s in? Never got that.

  12. Rachel says:

    Whoa Michael Sheen… what happened??? Dare I hope that his break up with Rachel McAdams hit him hard, and he’s realized the error of his ways, and they will soon be reunited to live happily ever after?! I love them together.

  13. Inconceivable! says:

    Michael Sheen and Will Arnett. I’ll give Michael the benefit of the doubt and say the pics are off because he’s pursing his lips funny and he looks tired. I still have both of them on my top 10 list. :)

  14. Shannon says:

    David Duchovney (or however you spell it) looks ROUGH. Shemar is my favorite out of all these men. He’s hot.

  15. Yasmina says:

    Oh Kaiser, you have an old Celebitchy fan girl over here and you reminded me of the vintage posts of ‘Hot Guy Friday.’ Those were the best! So thanks for this one and the commentary is hilarious as always!

  16. klutzy_girl says:

    Intelligence is more of a Chuck rip-off than a Homeland rip-off if you want to say it’s a rip-off of something, tbh. But it looks pretty interesting and I can’t wait for the show.

    Misha Collins and Mark Shepperd were there to represent SPN. J2′s probably busy filming and couldn’t get away.

    Love NPH, David Duchovny, Shemar, and Matthew.

  17. mar says:

    Josh needs to start doing movies. I see sooooo much potential in him!

  18. celebitchin' says:

    Shemar Moore for nostalgia’s sake.
    LL Cool J – same.
    Josh Holloway because he’s pretty and talks sexy.
    Michael Sheen hasn’t looked this good for me in some time. I’d hit it, I’d comb the chest hair while hitting it.

    That is all.

  19. Esmom says:

    Ooh, this is a good bunch. Josh wins it for me, though, as a) he’s even hotter to me with shorter hair and b) I’m still not over the end of Lost.

  20. Happy21 says:

    I’d have to say Josh is the only one I’d do no problem and in an instant. Everyone else it’d take some work. Except maybe LL Cool J. No into the others I’m afraid…oh well more for the rest of you!

  21. Anna-fo-Fanna says:

    Sawyer, always and forever!!

  22. lucy2 says:

    Josh Holloway- I’m amazed he hasn’t become a bigger star post LOST, because he is one good looking & charming guy, and his acting really got great throughout the course of the show. Glad he’s back!

    Yes to all except Shemar (does nothing for me) & Duchovny (skeevy). Will’s hilarious, and I loved Sheen so much as Liz Lemon’s Wesley Snipes, he always gets a nod from me.

  23. the artful dodger says:

    I wouldn’t bang any of them but NPH makes me smile, he’s such a doll.

  24. Emma says:

    Haha I have a friend who is a masseuse and one time when he was back in Australia, Simon Baker came in and she was assigned to him… he was wearing completely sheer undies and lay on the massage bed like he was asked to stick out his crotch as much as possible… hahahha ahhhh…

  25. Samtha says:

    Shemar Moore is so beautiful. And ageless! Definitely needs to get rid of the hat, though.

  26. JoGirl310 says:

    Josh Holloway, always and forever. :)

  27. puffy says:

    JOSH HOLLOWAY. I hate his post-Lost teeth and hair cut. But I’m still on bored. David Duchovny does not look his best here but I love him in Californication (why???).

  28. posh says:

    Omg! Josh and Shemar on the same page. This is too dangerous! Too many BIG O’S!!

  29. Helvetica says:

    Simon Baker is the one I would rather.
    Over and over again.

  30. Nev says:

    Josh Holloway all the way!!!!


  31. Nev says:

    Shemar Moore too….a style icon of mine!!!

  32. Dommy Dearest says:

    Where is Jensen Ackles and Moose?!

  33. 4evaRedd says:

    Um, Josh Holloway, duh!!! I’d definitely do Shemar Moore. And LL Cool J, damn, just look at him; you KNOW he knows exactly what to do in the sack!