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Feb 23
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Penelope AND Monica: I Love it when we’re Cruzing together

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I it Love when we’re Cruzing together … just like in the Smokey Robinson song … hell even like in the Hughie Lewis Gwyneth Paltrow Cover … that is some Harmonious Music

Putting the Smokey back in smoky eyes and the Robinson back in Cruz-oe.

The sisters Cruz- Penelope and Monica – proved that hotness can be a family business. An Empire Even.

Penelope and her little sister Monica were at the Mann Chinese Theater on Tuesday night for the premiere of The Inquiry (L’ Inchiesta). In the film, Monica plays a young Israeli woman who falls into a forbidden relationship with a Roman in 35 AD. These two are obviously very supportive of one another. In fact, we bet Monica will stay close by to support Penelope this weekend to see if she takes home an Oscar.

via popsugar

Although the fact that The Inquiry co-stars papery old muscle-man Dolph Lundgren is not a promising sign - representing the not horribly embarassing side of Swedish cinematic talent Max Von Sydow is also with, but at this late date in his Von career one imagines he shows up as a ponderous Roman declaring his lines in an accent.

Who really cares … its all about the many dusky shades of Cruz in little black dresses and long black tresses twinkling on the red carpet. Does it strike anyone else that Monica has a touch of the Eva Longoria gone right about her ….
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pics via Popsugar

Written by UrbanDK

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4 Responses to “Penelope AND Monica: I Love it when we’re Cruzing together”

  1. I like Pen’s dress a lot better. The giant buttons look like spider eyes - too many.

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  2. ON behalf of Spiders Everywhere and the National Association of Arachnid Anti Defamation I must assert that we have an absolutely appropriate number of eyes. For shame gg

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  3. Wow. If I had a rich big sister….

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  4. She does look like a cross between Pene and Eva.

    Pene’s hot now but she wasn’t before her nose job. I suspect the before pics are very few and far between but I did see one once and she had a honker!

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