Amber Heard, action star: ‘I’d much rather shoot the gun & save the world’

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Amber Heard is featured in the September issue of Elle (the one with Kate Upton on the cover) to promote Paranoia and (I guess) Machete Kills. She’s pushing this role hard, and she has interviews and shoots in D-Mag, Flare, and Bullett to prove it. But these aren’t exactly high-profile magazines, right?

Now Amber has an editorial in an actual magazine that counts and is somewhat worthy of a girlfriend of Johnny Depp. Of course, Amber doesn’t seem to mind that her A-list man interrupts interviews because — let’s face it — she is an artist, not a celebrity. True artists don’t try to craft their interviews. They just go with the sleepy flow, and if that means Johnny Depp interrupts a talk with a request for breakfast in bed, then so be it. But Elle is treating Amber properly now by describing her as “Hollywood’s new rebel.” Here is a cleavetastic photo and some excerpts:

Amber Heard

On her career path:“I try to play characters who are somehow empowered or strong. People want to put me in a wedding dress and make me the object of affection, but I’d much rather shoot the gun and save the world.”

Will she ever marry? “I don’t imagine myself, my work, or my life, fitting into any kind of standardized path. In fact, the idea of there even being a standard freaks me out a lot.”

Why she came out as bisexual:“I didn’t want to look like I was hiding anything. I’m not, as wasn’t ever, ashamed.”

[From Elle]

You hear that, Johnny Depp? Amber likes to play fast and loose, and she doesn’t like to be defined. So you can give her all the Gary Oldman-defying trailers that you so desire, but that doesn’t mean she owes you anything at all. Don’t try to define her unless you’re calling her an ARTIST. Also, she would love a role in the Expendables 3 if you can swing it at this late date.

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  1. bns says:

    We get it now Amber, you’re a tough girl. A special snowflake with model looks.

    • Liv says:

      I can’t help but find her super dumb. Girl seems so bland. Let’s wait a few months and she’s done.

      • bns says:

        *crosses fingers*

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Ladies-be proud of me for not punching my computer monitor.

        BITCH PLEASE. You’re not the “tough, edgy artist” you think you are. You look like a million other girls with your only distinction being that you’re Depp’s girlfriend.

    • Rosemary says:

      You know, I don’t get what the fuss about her is from. She is only OK-looking, she sounds a bit like a duffer, and besides bonking a very handsome and famous actor, she seems to have shit going on.
      I must be jealous.

  2. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Amber, we all know that you want to shout to the rooftops that you’re banging Johnny Depp. I get it, I really do. If I was banging Liam Neeson, all you b’s would know it, by the shit eating smirk I’d have whenever a camera was shoved in my face. So Amber, I get it. But please, please, please, please…..stop playing fast and loose. Don’t insult our intelligence. If you didn’t want your relationship to be front and center over your work, then you wouldn’t let talkshow hosts introduce you as “Johnny Depp’s girl”, you would go into a different room during a work interview if aforementioned celebrity was trying to talk to you, and so on. So please, just stop. I actually liked you when you were playing your relationship low key…for about two seconds.

    Oh, and please stop talking about what you’re going to do in terms of your career, and just do it. Isn’t it funny how the ones who don’t talk about all their big, grand future plans are the ones who make something of themselves?

    • Lucia says:

      Which talk show host introduced her as Johnnys gf? Was it a gag? Please tell me it was a gag because thats truly offensive to me. I know the culture is sexist, but Come. On!

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        This was from when she did Jimmy Kimmel…I’m assuming the poster (MEL) saw the entire show, and not just the clips….this is what she said:
        “It’s funny how her promo said ‘Johnny Depp’s girl is here to ask about the kisses’ (Depp smooched Jimmy when he was on the show). Ofcourse they didn’t talk about Depp but what does it say about someone who ‘doesn’t want to be a celebrity’?? I wonder who’s responsible for it though? – Jimmy, Amber’s PR or something Johnny himself is doing for ‘his girl’.”

    • She used to bang Liam Neeson too!

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        WHAAAAAAT! Where’d you hear that? I’ve never heard that! Ohh, it’s on now. I will take a page from Miss Jane E., and one-unleash my new sluthsank, and two-dust off my dominatrix boots. Liam, Liam you’ve been naughty…

      • UsedToBeLulu says:

        Ooh. A sluthsank sounds like a righteous weapon. Imma get me one of those.

  3. Pete says:

    UGH. Not her again. Cover some other C-list actress please! She cant act to save her life.

    • Lucia says:

      Shes an ok actress. Who knows what she could do with decent material. Vin Diesel, Keanu Reeves and others, have done just fine with far less talent.

      • Liv says:

        Let Keanu Reeves out of it! 😉

      • Pete says:

        @lucia she is terrible. She is not getting the good material because there are legions of actresses better than her or with more charisma.

      • Len says:

        Keanu is a crappy actor, sorry Keanu stans.

        In college, one of our fav pass times was getting stoned and watching Keanu trying to act serious. Still cracks me up.

      • Jegede says:

        @Luica
        She’s a truly S**T actress. Be it TV shows – The Playboy Club or movies (the most recent Syrup)Amber has consistently failed to give performance. She’s always the girlfriend/eye candy in B movies who takes her clothes off then dies.
        At this point all that keeps her in the limelight are ‘edgy’ interviews, her sexuality and of course boning Depp!

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Amber Heard is entirely forgettable as an actress. At least Keanu had the screen presence to carry off Bill & Ted. Hell, I don’t think Amber has enough screen presence to play one of Ted’s sexual conquests.

        Man, if I had a dollar for every time I heard a female actress say that she wants to play the badass shooting a gun.
        I think Alba, Biel, Ashley Green and a slew of other mediocre actresses have all said the same thing at one point in their careers…

      • Emily C. says:

        Keanu Reeves is a good actor so long as he keeps his mouth shut. He has a good physicality. When he tries to speak, then the unintentional hilarity starts.

    • Anna says:

      At this point I would even prefer a Pataky post, because at least I have enough energy to snark on her. Here I’m just too bored to eye-roll.

  4. Amelia says:

    I quite like the look of that yellow coat. I wouldn’t wear that colour, but I do like the cut of it.

  5. Grace says:

    She just tries too hard to tell us she is so different. Ugh. Her fifteen minutes are almost done.

    • NeNe says:

      🙂

    • Mae says:

      of course as we all know, she’s trying to be different to impress johnny. ya know, we get it. she’s another wannabe in hollywood and it’s only because she acted opposite johnny she’s now on his arm. ho…hum. wait another year, maybe less…maybe more. he’ll grow bored as another semi-talented seductress comes along.

  6. Andrea says:

    While I support equality in action roles for women I’m really over this BS where women shame relationships/ marriage and imply that you can’t be empowered if you aren’t shooting a gun.

    Married women? Also empowered. Women who change the world with their brains and not their fists? Also empowered. Women who want to be in love? Also empowered. None of these women have a clue about what feminism actually is.

    • MiniKitty says:

      ^^ This!! Yes!

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      You make an excellent point.

    • Nugget says:

      I agree 100%.I’m not sure if that’s what she meant, but it seems to be a common attitude and it bothers me so much.

    • Emily C. says:

      Totally agree. Too many people believe being “empowered” means taking on a role that has been traditionally seen as masculine. I don’t see why blowing stuff up is supposed to be so empowering, while love is supposed to be somehow disempowering. It’s great to save the day, but I’d like to see more movies in which people save the day without beating people up.

  7. NeNe says:

    I have no idea who this chick is except that she is a bisexual who is now screwing Johnny Depp. Can someone tell me who exactly she is, and where she came from?? She looks like a cheap trick to me.

    • SnarkySnarkers says:

      ^^ This! Exactly this.

    • Daahling says:

      Thunderous applause. Someone needs to tell Amber someone has already done this bisexual/action superstar/ but bigger, better, more fabulously, with real talent. Her name is Angelina, and there is only room for one.

      • Bijlee says:

        She is trying to be like Angie. Ugh dislike her even more. The girl knows nothing.

      • NeNe says:

        @: Daahling:

        You are right. And Angie does it oh so well!!! 😉

      • Di says:

        Apparently Johnny promised her he would make her into the next angelina Lol
        JOHNNY Depp‘s romance with Amber Heard is reportedly on the rocks.

        According to reports, Amber resents the 50-year-old actor’s controlling nature — and thinks he’s a bit boring.

        “Johnny accepts the fact that Amber has other needs, so he’s told her it’s OK for her to be with women when she has the urge,” a source told American tabloid the National Enquirer.

        “But Johnny and Amber are in a bad place right now.

        “When they first started dating, he promised to help her become the next Angelina Jolie, but Johnny simply hasn’t followed through.

        “Instead of finding exciting projects for Amber, or introduc­ing her to TinselTown movers and shakers, he seems to block her from moving forward in her career.

        “Apparently, she was offered the lead in the film version of the raunchy book 50 Shades of Grey, but John­ny told her to say no to it because it would be too smutty.”

        Johnny has kept Amber cooped up in his Hollywood mansion, and she hates it, according to the source.

        “It was cute for a while,” noted the source. “Amber liked cooking for Johnny and watch­ing old movies with him. But now she’s bored out of her mind.”

        The pair apparently came to blows when Johnny and Amber were on a press junket in Japan to promote The Lone Ranger.

        “The whole trip was a disaster, and Johnny and Amber got into a huge fight on the flight home,” said the source.

        “She pointed out how much she’s given up to be with him and admitted that she misses her old life.

        “Johnny’s been super stressed about the movie and just snapped, telling Amber that she was lucky to be dating him.

        “He promised Amber he’ll make things more exciting for her, and he’s still dangling the carrot of introducing her to agents and other key players.

        “Amber’s sticking around, hoping Johnny will be true to his word. But she’s not going to wait much longer.”

      • Daahling says:

        People, chill and read my post with funny amusement. I am not a Westboro rude homophobe. I love everyone. I have gay and straight family and friends. I will cut a bish that goes Westboro on them. What I meant was she is trying to be Angelina. Not bisexual just to be bisexual. Apologies for any offense made.

    • Nerd Alert says:

      She’s famous for her groundbreaking work in the ARTfilm Pineapple Express.

    • Amanda says:

      I can’t stand her annoying personality either but it’s really offensive the way you people are referring to her as “a bisexual” (like we’re some kind of species of animal) and saying the whole bisexual thing has been done before… Umm, you’re BORN with your orientation. Regardless of whether someone else has that orientation. What if I were to say to you, “Oh, your whole straight-person schtick is soooo unoriginal.”

      Seriously… people like you are the reason why people like me have to struggle not to be prejudiced towards straight people in return. I just have to remind myself that you aren’t ALL this ignorant and narrow-minded…

      • andi says:

        +1 Aaaaaw, snap! Way to keep it real, Amanda.

      • Emily C. says:

        Thank you for your comment. You are completely right; people wouldn’t say “a heterosexual” in that demeaning way. I’m heterosexual and I am very sorry you have to experience this kind of thing.

      • Lauren says:

        Straight people? That’s offensive!

      • Daahling says:

        Amanda, sorry, didnt mean to come across like that. I have family and friends that are gay, and i will cut a ho who goes Westboro in my vicinity. No hate or ignorance here. You should be mad at people like Amber Heard who RIDE that title to gain press. I say again, I would never. EVER. Knock down people’s sexuality (unless you are selling that image to fit in with a demographic). I think that is offensive as well. Anyways, hope you aren’t too angry with me and see where I am coming from. 🙂

  8. Chicagogurl says:

    So Johnny shot the tourist, worked with Angie, couldn’t have her so ran out and found a really attractive young-in who wants to be Angie?

  9. Bijlee says:

    She has scarab beetles running over her in he last photo. Or whatever those things are. Anyways she’s pretty big so boring and vapid. I don’t find anything she says interesting at all.

    • NeNe says:

      Same here! 🙂

    • Lucrezia says:

      I noted the beetles in the 4th pic. Though my first thought was cockroaches, not scarabs.

      Then I scrolled back to the 3rd pic (which I’d liked the first time around) and suddenly all I could see was a yellow flower (jacket) about to be devoured by two creepy caterpillars (boots).

      Bad Elle! Bad! Don’t give your readers the insect heebie-jeebies.

    • Nerd Alert says:

      They are cartoon beetles. Coleoleptera Cartoonius.

    • Emily C. says:

      I was wondering what those were. They look like cockroaches.

  10. iheartjacksparrow says:

    This is from a “Paranoia” review on Rotten Tomatoes:

    “Most hard done by is Amber Heard who, as Goddard’s recruitment exec Emma Jennings, is relegated to the sexy but soft corporate stereotype who serves no greater purpose than to be the leading man’s ultimate reward. Since her attention-grabbing role in 2006’s All The Boys Love Mandy Lane, Heard has been skirting super-stardom while doing admirable duty in flops Drive Angry, The Rum Diary and The Joneses and little-seen indies The Ward, And Soon The Darkness and The River Why. She exudes integrity and strength in the right role; in Paranoia, you can almost see her grinding her teeth.”

    • Susie says:

      Variety says
      Hemsworth and Heard are both extremely beautiful, and would be ideal models for Abercrombie & Fitch’s business casual collection, yet neither suggests more than a glimmer of personality beneath their chiseled exteriors here.

      • Bijlee says:

        “yet neither suggests more than a glimmer of personality beneath their chiseled exteriors here.”

        Yup too boring for words the both of them. HOW did they star in a movie with Gary Oldman?

  11. Ginger says:

    I don’t hate Amber…don’t really care at all but Amber…Angelina already has a lock on the super sexy, girl with a gun, saving the world thing. Just watch both Lara Crofts again and you will see how it’s done only 10 times better!

    • iheartjacksparrow says:

      My favorite gun-totting Angie Jo movie was Wanted.

    • Drea says:

      What a sad statement. According to several comments here, there’s only room for one female action star at a time.

      If you don’t like Amber Heard, just say she sucks as an individual. Dismissing her with, “Jolie has a lock on female action roles so don’t even try it!” you’re just supporting the sexist idea that while plenty of male actors can (and do get the opportunity to) play action heroes, among actresses only Jolie can pull off an action role.

      It’s that kind of limited thinking that makes it harder for action movies starring women to get made.

      • Lauren says:

        I can’t speak for others, but that’s not how I interpreted most of the comments. What I “heard” was that Amber seems to be trying to replicate AJ’s life and career. There is certainly room for more than one female action star. I think the issue is that Heard is trying to do the same thing, but she pales in comparison to the original in terms of talent and personality and charisma. (And I say this as someone who is relatively neutral on Jolie.)

      • Drea says:

        How is she trying to replicate Jolie’s life and career? I don’t think Heard is particularly talented, but I see nothing to indicate that she’s trying to clone Jolie (who I love, btw).

        Is wanting to be an action star a unique characteristic? No. Is Heard in any way replicating Jolie’s offscreen antics during her “wild child” period? No. Is it all that unbelievable that a 20-something woman might genuinely feel uninterested in settling down into a conventional life? Nope.

        I saw that gross comment above about them both being bisexual, but it should be obvious to anyone who isn’t a homophobe why that comment about her sexual orientation is offensive, especially considering that she had a long & serious relationship with another woman. Personally, I hope that one day all bisexual and gay actors feel comfortable enough to come out the way Jolie & Heard did.

        All I hear in those comments is that it’s so unusual & unlikely for a woman to really want to be an action heroine, to be bisexual, to want an adventurous life, etc. that these characteristics can’t be a genuine aspect of Heard’s personality and identity (along with being a crappy actress, sorry to say).

      • Kari says:

        But Amber has said that she wants to mold her career and life after Angelina. So it’s not really others who are putting that on her. She did it herself.

  12. Nerd Alert says:

    You know, I was just thinking to myself the other day, ‘I wish I had a pants romper with super-fake looking beetles all over it. That would be swell.’

    Amber herself inspires no words…

    • Emily C. says:

      Really ugly beetles, too. Not ladybugs or jewel bugs. Something that’s drawn to look like a green cockroach. Yeah, totally getting myself some of those.

  13. Kiddo says:

    Why do all of her photo shoots look so “budget”, for a lack of a better term?

  14. Vesta says:

    Johnny Depp couldn’t find anyone else but this airhead? That tells me all I need to know.

  15. brasileira says:

    Alright, girl. Keep working on trying to become the next Angelina Jolie, as if we hadn’t understood your game yet.

  16. amilu says:

    I actually like her a lot, but this photo shoot is TERRIBLE.

  17. Emily C. says:

    I like the cape and the yellow coat. All the other clothes are hideous. Being original doesn’t make something automatically rebellious in a good way or artistic. Sometimes, it just means no one else has done it before because it’s a stupid thing to do.

  18. anon33 says:

    One of her major problems is that she doesn’t stand out as having a “look.” In the three or four stories that have been posted here over the past week or so, she has looked completely different in all of the pics, but also bland and boring. I cannot ever recognize her or identify her unless there’s a caption.

  19. Naif says:

    There is a great interview and great photoshoot in “EDIT”

    She seems to state that she didn’t cheated on her ex and also, for the LGBT meltdown LOL!, she seems to state that she only has had one relationship with a woman!!

  20. TheWendyNerd says:

    New Kristen Stewart.

  21. St says:

    Gosh her face… I just can’t remember it. She is pretty. But her perfect pretty face is so forgettable that you just can’t remember it and then recognize in some movie.

    Sienna Miller has the same problem. That’s the main reason why she couldn’t make it. Remember how hard they were pushing Sienna back in a day to become movie star? Specially during her Factory Girl times. And people just ignored her. So producers just stop giving her roles in big movies.

    So yeah – Amber may say good-bay to her dream to become real movie star one day. Because if viewers can’t recognize you then they won’t care about you. And so won’t care producers. If Johhny will dump her then she will just vanish from media in one seconds. Because Johnny is the ONLY reason why we even know her name and why she gets all those interviews and covers.

  22. rlh says:

    I kind of dig her. I would love to have a daughter like her. She’s young and finding her way but not in a hurry to fit in (i.e., no marriage, not in a biological frenzy for children): that interests me. Gonna watch her more.

    • Mae says:

      this is because johnny won’t marry her. watch, you’ll see. she’s trying to act the part – i.e., uninterested and tough girl. she’s playing the game trying to draw him in even further. the thing with johnny is, he falls hard for him women. then doesn’t want to especially hurt or leave them and will try to convince himself that he can stay in a bad relationship. all his relationships involved lots of fighting and disagreements. sad. is this how they do it out there?

  23. Leslie says:

    I saw a bit of her “acting skills” in some move on NetFlix. Don’t remember what it was. I clicked on it cause I’d never seen her in anything and wanted to assess her acting. From the bit I watched, she screamed, yelled, ran, screamed, yelled and said a few lines of dialog with no emotion or feeling, sort of like she was reading them. I think she is way overestimating her skills as an “artist” in all these interviews.

  24. Jamteezy says:

    You know hat? I like her. It takes balls to be out in Hollywood, especially when bisexuality in women is so often dismissed. I think she is ballsy.

  25. MegG says:

    The last pic looks like pajamas!