“NFL player Colin Kaepernick covers GQ, has weird tattoos” links

Colin Kaepernick covers GQ: would you hit it? [Dlisted]
Beyonce goes back to the weave. Of course she did. [LaineyGossip]
Natalie Portman steps out with Aleph. [A Socialite Life]
Matt Bomer being cute with a cute puppy. [Pop Sugar]
Aaron Taylor Johnson looks all grown up in GQ. [Buzzfeed]
Will Simon Pegg be the long-awaited Ant-Man? [Pajiba]
I kind of wonder if Kevin Federline’s new wife is knocked up. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lily Collins’ style is hit-or-miss. [Go Fug Yourself]
Rest in peace, Lisa Robin Kelly. [The Blemish]
Hilaria Baldwin looks ready to pop. [Starcasm]
Lourdes Leon has a great body. [Celebslam]
Cute photos of Matt Damon, just because. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Erin Heatherton in lingerie, like it’s her job. [Popoholic]
Chris Brown’s hit-and-run charges were dropped. [Wonderwall]
I love this sheep video so much. [Gawker]
Katie Couric doesn’t get this whole Kardashian thing. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kelly Brook is back to Instagram-ing her cleavage. [IDLYITW]

Photos courtesy of GQ.

 

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  1. blue marie says:

    he has a nice body but his attitude is sh-t and I don’t like the chin fuzz.. or maybe I’m just jealous that he beat my Falcons.

    And Beyonce’s bob is cute.

  2. j.eyre says:

    Would I hit it? Would I? Why yes, yes I would… with a playbook and maybe a Joe Montana “this is how to drop a short 5 yard into the end-zone when it matters” reel. And then just the back of my hand for the Superbowl.

    Get your @$$ of the cover of a magazine and into training camp where maybe, just maybe, if you keep that mouth of yours shut, you might learn how to play football under pressure.

    *stomps off mumbling “damn position-stealing, posing grandstander”*

  3. satty says:

    that yellow sweater is bizarre.

  4. Relli says:

    No he look like my cousin with a slightly longer face.

  5. houseofbeatrix says:

    Lourdes’ body is slammin! I ain’t mad at you, girl. However, I am mad at the photog who practically zoomed in on her buttcrack. What a pig.

  6. Side-Eye says:

    His head and face are shaped weird.

  7. Keats says:

    Colin Kaepernick is the JD McCoy to Alex Smith’s Matt Seracen (that probably doesn’t make sense, don’t care). 0/10, no thanks

  8. John Wayne Lives says:

    Beyonce looks cheap. always has. that pixie was the first real thing she’s ever done with her “image”. Not surprised it didn’t last. She deals in artifice. she’ll probably still try to claim that all her hair is real

  9. CF98 says:

    No but I’m not really attracted to the QB’s of the NFL and the QB’s I do like aren’t attractive. Peyton Manning and Andrew Luck…

  10. Yaya says:

    Yeah, but have you heard him speak??? His voice is very Mike Tyson-ish…

  11. Cuddles LaRue says:

    Nothing like having an Ed Hardy shirt tattooed on your body forever and ever.

  12. MonicaQ says:

    He reminds me of a Wii Mii. I have to see him every weekend too because my husband is a 49ners fan too. Meanwhile my quarterback looks like All American Texas Boy (Ryan Tannehill). Also they (Dolphins) ain’t gonna win jack lol. It’s going to be a long football year.

    • blue marie says:

      you don’t think so? they spent a lot of money to fumble on the first play.. I’m a Falcons fan but my mom is from Miami (root by association) so I’d like to see them do something.

      • MonicaQ says:

        I love to see them win more than 7 games but the O-line is a mess. Aaron Rodgers proved last year if you don’t have an O-line, you are in *trouble*. Letting Jake Long walk was a mistake, even if he wasn’t dominate anymore.

        Hey, the Falcons better go all the way for Tony G, that’s all I’m saying. I love that guy. Though(mini story time) there’s one of those 25 cent pr0n viewing booth places by my house and every day there’s a guy with a Matt Ryan jersey out front. So every time I see Matt Ryan on TV, I laugh. A lot. XD

    • Keats says:

      ‘He reminds me of a Wii Mii.’ Haha that’s great. I refer to people as looking like Sims far too often, I may have to steal this.

  13. Katie says:

    What’s the male term for a butterface? Because that’s him (and Blake Griffin).

  14. pzc says:

    Isn’t Lourdes Leon a bit young (16) to have her body critiqued here?

  15. e.non says:

    not a clue who/what he is; but is anyone else weirded out by these nearly full-body tats (that are hideous) and other body mutilations (besides facelifts — speaking of — morgan fairchild was on msnbc this a.m. and completely unrecognizable. sigh)
    anyway, it seems to me these tats are indicative of a serious societal issue.

  16. notsoanonymous says:

    Setting my own rivalry aside, I’m not terribly impressed with Kaepernick. Although he did make for a great drinking game during last year’s Superbowl.

    Inside that GQ, there is a Russell Wilson Sighting. Drives me batty that Kaep and RGIII get cover mentions, and yet good guy #3 (and his wife, actually!) are found buried inside the pages, wearing thick turtlenecked sweaters.

    #gohawks

    • Kay says:

      Yes! Have you seen the meme that gives the side by side of what kaepernick does with his stupid pose after every touchdown and how Russell donates $2,000 to charity for every touchdown he throws?! And yet Russell gets no love outside of Washington! Drives me nuts!

  17. Claudia says:

    Hell no, that soul-patch is godawful.

  18. Audrey says:

    No he’s obnoxoous. Seems like a tool. And couldn’t even beat the ravens and cry baby lewis

  19. taxi says:

    In a few years when those pecs sag, the tats will look horrible. First couple of times I saw Kaepernicking, I thought he was sniffing his armpit.

  20. QQ says:

    Idk who he is or his name, or why i smell the eau d’ douche all the way on my iphone, yet i assure you this: Id Hit it so hard i’d get arrested immediately after ( Might have to cover his face but That Body?!?? Lord!)

  21. FingerBinger says:

    Colin Kaepernick looks like Sean Penn’s half Black son.

  22. A says:

    Great body (minus the tattoos), shame about the face.
    Guys with below average faces tend to beef up at the gym to compensate for their unfortunate faces.

  23. Kim1 says:

    Long hair ,short,weave or wig Baddiebey is still the baddest chick in the Game ,Bow Down

  24. He’s so hot, it’s too bad he’s not that smart! Nobody cares about your sneaker collection, read a book! Go Niners!!

  25. Lark says:

    I love Simon Pegg, but he is so wrong for Ant Man. I think that was just a twitter joke he was making too that spun wildly out of control. At least I hope so.

  26. Michele says:

    He’s totally handsome and for all you ladies who say you don’t think he is, I bet you $1000 you’d get tongue tied & flattered if this guy walked up to chat you up. :)

  27. Nb49erfan says:

    Stop hating please. He is awesome. And yes, I would so totally hit it. He is very humble and very cool not to add that he is very, very talented.

  28. blaize says:

    I would most definitely hit it.

    And I don’t really get the Kardashian thing either.

  29. RobN says:

    Awesome quarterback; he stays healthy and people won’t remember who RGIII even is.

    The tats, by the way, are bible verses. I’m not a fan, but it’s not the same as having your own name tattooed on your arm like so many athletes are doing.

    For those who think he’s stupid, he was a 4.0 in high school and actually graduated from college with a degree in business management.

  30. Mew says:

    If it was such a strong act and SOOOO empowering for Beyonce to cut pixie cut, isn’t coverin it with a weave kind of counterproductive of that? I think she has always had short hair like that, she just made a number about herself again.

    I’d have awesome hairstyles too if I could afford the most expensive weaves in the world. I hope they’re not made out of hair that’s stolen.

  31. Kiddo says:

    Katie Couric is not alone, but I would never have sent a gift. Why not donate to charity in their names instead? That would have completely flummoxed them.

  32. snappyfish says:

    no, I most certainly would not hit it; boyfriend looks like an ed hardy T-shirt come to life.

  33. Bennu says:

    I would totally hit that…over & over & over again. I love his inked body. He seems to be very humble in the interviews I’ve read. I’ve never met him, so I obviously cannot form a solid opinion on his personality. I definitely think he is one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL.

  34. fallen says:

    I don’t think it is fair for *us* those who don’t have Black hair, to judge if she puts in a weave or not.
    And just because she’s wearing a weave does not mean she is bald, you need hair to sew your weave into.

  35. SamiHami says:

    Lourdes is very pretty, but that is a seriously skimpy bikini for a 16 year old to be wearing.

  36. reneegee says:

    Those are Polynesian tattoos.