Eva Longoria & her sketchy boyfriend Ernesto are done: will she go to Como?

I never bothered to learn the name of Eva Longoria’s boyfriend. And now I don’t need to! TMZ reports that Eva and Pecs Von Gaydar-Ping are OVER. Yay! This is the same dude who Eva met on her failed reality show. This is the same dude that declared bankruptcy and has more than $4 million in debt. This is the same guy that Eva was trying to make into a “thing” by trying to get him acting gigs. And now they’re over. Thank God. CB just pointed out something interesting: Eva Longoria is way smarter about her boy-toys than Jennifer Lopez. Ouch. That’s rough.

Good news, single heterosexual men and/or lesbians: Eva Longoria (the sexiest 38-year-old woman on Earth) is now officially single.

Sources tell TMZ, the former “Desperate Housewives” star split from boyfriend Ernesto Arguello this week after dating for roughly 4 months.

The two met while Longoria was producing her dating show “Ready for Love.” Ernesto was a bachelor on the program, but after the show went off the air, Eva decided to take Ernesto for herself.

Eva and Ernesto were spotted canoodling in Spain as recently as two weeks ago (above), but once they got back to L.A., we’re told they decided their busy lifestyles just didn’t mesh.

Eva spends most of her time in L.A., and Ernesto is situated primarily in Miami, so they decided it would be better to split. But some sources aren’t convinced it’s completely over — as one source put it, “They’re just on hold right now.”

Translation: if you want to scoop Eva up, you better act fast.

[From TMZ]

Even though they denied it, I believe the stories about George Clooney and Eva hooking up earlier this spring and summer, before she made it official with WhatsHisFace. So, is this some kind of ploy to get a late summer invite to Lake Como? I would like Eva so much if she did go to Como and banged Clooney for a week and then she just left him in the lurch. That would mix it up quite a bit. Unfortunately, it’s Clooney Mating Season and he probably already has this year’s model picked out and ready to sign the nondisclosure agreement.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Maria says:

    I kinda like the skirt at the bottomn but with a fitted top.

    Also, she has entirely way too much makeup in the pics with the black dress.

    I don’t care about her ex boyfriend, just happy to see a fellow Mexican doing good for herself.

  2. Ms Goblin says:

    Pecs Von Gaydar-Ping! That made my morning.

  3. MonicaQ says:

    I seriously thought she was still dating Mark Sanchez. Aie. I’m late as heck.

  4. Riley says:

    Go get your George, Eva. How cool would it be if HE started trailing HER like a love sick puppy.

    The fanfic just writes itself.

    • LB says:

      He likely won’t. Not after the leak of their secret affair. Someone has loose lips and Clooney’s camp didn’t seem too pleased about it.

      • nc_magnolia says:

        ITA, LB. Yeah, she can go to Como, if she wants. But Georgie isn’t likely to want her after the tabloid BS she tried to stir up under the guise of “I’m a moral woman, I would never be with someone in a relationship”. *eye roll turning into grand mal seizure*

        Her media team punked Lainey and a few other reputable outlets in her zeal to get the Clooney affair out there. Sheer stupidity on her part. If it’s one thing George hates more than the M-word, its the T-word…tabloids.

  5. lucy2 says:

    “the sexiest 38-year-old woman on Earth”

    I expect the Angelina fans will have something to say on that one, but I’ll just add 2 words – Charlize Theron.

    Nice try, Eva’s publicist. That reads like a singles ad. Act fast!

  6. Miss M says:

    Wouldn’t be awesome for gossip that she tossed her boy-toy because Clooney made a generous offer for next award season?!

  7. Jacqueline says:

    She’s very smart with her money, too. Ain’t nobody gettin’ a piece of her pie!

  8. Jennifer says:

    Oh please happen, if only for a week!

  9. janie says:

    Wonder why she can’t seem to maintain a relationship? She clearly wants to settle.down & have a family. As far as the sexiest 38 yr old? Uh, that would be a big no.

    • Bridget says:

      She pretty clearly doesn’t want to do just that – after 2 marriages and several other relationships, all with completely inappropriate men, and of course summers at Cannes & the Riviera, that is a woman who enjoys her life as it is. That is not a woman who wants to settle down and fade away into obscurity while having babies.

  10. Malificent says:

    Lesson learned: Never date a guy with a bigger cup size than your own?

  11. Sarah says:

    Did she have work done? Her face looks weird.

    • Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

      In the bottom two she looks like Victoria Beckham – in the top ones she looks like Katie Price. The fillers must move around depending on what time of day it is or where she is on the globe. It also looks like she had something done with her teeth, which now look like Madonnas old ones.

    • anotherrandom says:

      I was thinking the same thing. In that one picture of her in the black dress from behind her face looks botoxed. Like she can’t move it to smile properly.

      • taxi says:

        Yes! First thing I noticed was the face tweaking – including maybe a modified Croyden under the half-up hair?
        This is new since her vaj-flash in Cannes.

        Has she ever dated anyone who isn’t significantly younger? Her NBA ex-husband was about 7 yrs younger, then Cruz, Sanchez, & Arguello. Clearly, she runs toward Latin or part Afro men.

  12. UsedToBeLulu says:

    What is with the wonk eyebrows?

  13. truly says:

    Once a woman dates younger men she won’t go for guys her own age and certainly not OLD-LOOKING older men like Clonney

  14. lisa says:

    big mouths dont get clooney contracts

  15. Tania says:

    I don’t think she’s had work done to her face. She’s just finally gained some much needed weight!