“No, Prince Andrew & Sarah Ferguson will not be getting remarried” links

Prince Andrew & Sarah Ferguson are not back together (but I bet they’re still banging often enough). [Wonderwall]
Blake Lively is not afraid of aging. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Michael K loves Miley Cyrus now. [Dlisted]
Jessica Biel got to come to the VMA after-party but not the VMAs. [LaineyGossip]
Gisele’s daughter looks just like Tom Brady. [Pop Sugar]
Taylor Swift reacting to Miley Cyrus is the best thing. [Buzzfeed]
An assortment of great VMA performances through the years. [Pajiba]
Adam Lambert’s shoes were cray. [A Socialite Life]
Donnie Wahlberg & Jenny McCarthy are together now. [Celebslam]
Will Smith does not know what Miley was thinking. [The Blemish]
Amanda Seyfried has nice legs. [Popoholic]
OMG, Amy Poehler’s sons are amazing. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Jessica Simpson won’t shut up about being rich. [ICYDK]
Colin Powell was partying with Pharrell. [Gawker]
Oh, Premo Stallone. Bad move! [Amy Grindhouse]
Do we need to talk about Guardians of the Galaxy? [IDLYITW]
Perez Hilton noooooo. [Starcasm]

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  1. Rita says:

    Well, that settles that. Thanks CB, good to put the gossip down before it really gets rolling.

  2. Nev says:

    I think I love Miley more now too.

    • Nessa says:

      See… This is the first time I actually think I like Taylor Swift. The video of her reacting to that performance was amazing. Seriously one of the best things I’ve seen on a gossip site. Like, ever.

      • magz says:

        My two cents of the VMA’s:

        I’m surprised people don’t realize how all of this is/was staged. How convenient for MTV to capture all of Taylor’s and the Smith family’s reactions through out the whole performance.

        I’m pretty sure I did the same reactions Taylor planted when I was asked to give a “Shocked” reaction in Theater class in high school- Not impressed Taylor.

      • Yup, Me says:

        I thought it was more interesting how Taylor and her entitlement just reached over and grabbed her friend’s drink without asking. That small gesture said loads more about Taylor Swift than her twitching and tittering during someone else’s performance. (no matter how foolish that performance was)

  3. QQ says:

    For as gross and oily as Andrew comes off now i gotta say; Ive always loved that he has this relationship with Fergie? Like functional coparenting and probably still love (read: sexing on the low!), that’s kind of endearing for them. i get the feeling that if they were like a normal couple they woulda remarried or never broke up and had an open/monogamish (Holla Dan Savage) marriage

    • Lark says:

      +1000
      Prince Andrew and Fergie are both weird as hell, but seem suited to each other.

    • apsutter says:

      I could not agree more! Not everyone has to have a traditional relationship to be happy. My parents are the perfect example of that. They got married in their teens because of an accidental pregnancy and always had a happy marriage until it kind of imploded their late 30’s-early 40’s. They ended up getting divorced but kept dating casually until my mom finally moved back home and now they’re happier than they’ve ever been. I think a part of it is they’re older and the pressure is off and my brothers and I are grown up so they can just be together and it’s totally uncomplicated. And I don’t think they’ll ever get re-married but they don’t have to at this point.

    • dena says:

      Yeah. I like their relationship too. I sort of wish I had one of those. It’s like having security without being tied down. It’s like having love and support without the uncertainty of it all. It extends beyond the life and exchange of sex. I really like that he supports her. He’s like, “yeah, she is often an embarrassment but she’s my girl–even when I am not banging her. You mess with her; you mess with me.”

      • QQ says:

        YES Dena, Traditional is SO so not for me but situationship like that or what Apsutter talks about later on, i might be cool with that

    • crtb says:

      My friend from London says it is a very open secret that he is gay. And they stay together because he loves his girls. I kind of believe it since you have never ever seen him with another woman since their divorce.

  4. Funtimes18 says:

    Perez is an embarrassment to humanity and no matter how fit he gets, he’s gross and ugly inside and out. I hope he’s putting away lots of cash to pay for his child’s therapy sessions that they’ll need for the rest their life.

    I’m gay so it’s not that I feel this way because he is.

  5. HappyMom says:

    My prediction is that once Prince Philip passes away (he can’t stand Fergie) they’ll remarry.

    • Cazzee says:

      Yeah, that sounds about right. Prince Philip hates him some Fergie, but everyone else in the royal family seems to be willing to let bygones be bygones in terms of past indiscretions and multiple scandals.

      If they do get married again, it will be the proverbial triumph of hope over experience!

    • d says:

      Agreed. Fergie pooped the bed the first time around, but those two have always seemed to have some kind of good, loosey-goosey vibe. I hope they DO get back together in some way.

  6. LAK says:

    Goodness, the older Fergie gets, the more she looks like her father!!!!!

    • Hautie says:

      I have to wonder if Sarah aging badly, is also about drinking. Drinking will do awful things to ones complexion. And just quality of over all appearance.

      But what I find amazing.

      Is that Prince Charles was a complete cad.

      Had no issue with shagging a married woman for decades. All his family and friends knew about it. Rubbed his wife’s face in it. Sat down and gave a TV interview, while still married, about his shagging the mistress.

      And apparently that was okay to that jerk of a Father (Prince Phillip).

      But the crap that went on between Sarah and Andrew, can not be over looked. Wow.

      • LAK says:

        it may be genetics, or other things, but going by pics alone, she looks exactly like her father. same complexion at a similar age.

        Regrading Charles, everyone behaved badly in the marriage and they should have been allowed to divorce in 1986 rather than dragging everyone through their mud.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I think she looks like Alice on The Brady Bunch.

  7. Samigirl says:

    I’m going to go bleach my eyeballs out after seeing that pic of PH.

    Also, Amy and Will’s youngest looks just like Amy only ginger. SO CUTE.

    • mia girl says:

      I feel the same way. I so regret clicking.

      WARNING – to fellow CBers who, so far, had more restraint than me and Samigirl – DO NOT CLICK ON PEREZ HILTON LINK.

      Unclean! Unclean!

  8. Mourning the Death of Music says:

    Until they exit this earth, never say never.

  9. lisa says:

    it’s only been 3 yrs since fergie tried to sell access to andrew

    i think that is more of a barrier to a reunion than any toe sucking, diet peddling etc

    also, andrew has the best of both worlds right now. he bangs fergie for old times sake when he feels like it but can continue to trade underaged girls with jeffrey epstein

    • dena says:

      but can continue to trade underaged girls with jeffrey epstein

      **********************************

      That is and continues to be a real stomach churning. When I first read about it, my only thoughts were that he has daughters who either were or are those ages. How can he get these daily massages [understood to be PJs and/or] from those young girls (or one in particular) and not think about the exploitation when he is with his own girls? The dissonance is too much.

    • ncboudicca says:

      Oh Ugh, I remember hearing about that and wondering if it was really true. Disgusting.

    • Carolyn says:

      this. Fergie and Andrew haven’t aged well , have they?

  10. Madpoe says:

    LMAO! The look on the Smiths faces are awesome! Oh the horror of watching a skank in heat!

    • Relli says:

      LOL, I have to be honest I forgot about the VMA’s last night because I was coming of of vacay. But last night when I went to check the gossip news for Sunday the first pic I saw was the Smith family reacting to the Miley’s performance and I went to bed happy because I knew Monday was going to be good for gossip.

      btw: buzzfeed’s breakdown of the performance she thought she was giving was hilarious! Love the new below links!

  11. gg says:

    Hh dear, that blue dress on Fergie is tragic. Do one’s self a favor and do not embrace the middle, Ferg.

  12. faun says:

    She wishes! She is a MESS! Even OPRAH couldn’t fix her!

    I’d like to say, for the record, that I am not ashamed of any reality television I’ve watched – I’ll tell anyone who cares that “Bachelorettes in Alaska” was an under appreciated gem. I even liked that Monica Lewinsky reality show where the men wore masks.

    I am, however, deeply ashamed that I watched all of the Oprah series on Fergie.

  13. Agnetha says:

    Fergie always seemed like the fun one in the royal family, probably too fun for them. They still seem like they love each other, hope they can find some happiness in their gilded cages.

  14. Bodhi says:

    Didn’t Celebitchy already cover Jenny McCarthy & Donnie? I feel like I read it here first a while ago

  15. Flower says:

    I’ve always wanted to like Sarah, she had her childhood emotional issues just like Diana and marrying into the RF just magnified them , but she is such a whiner I just want to slap her and tell her to suck it up. Nothing is ever her own fault she always has someone else to blame.

    The thing I hate most about her is the way she is always clinging on to her daughters at social gatherings and evenings out trying to be one of the in crowd. I guess she must be likable and good company because she seems to have a lot of friends who are always facilitating her.

    …. an interesting article from a few years back

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1280749/Duchess-York-Sarah-Ferguson-Greedy-needy.html

    My money is on them remarrying after Philip makes his final exit.

  16. Annie says:

    Sarah is annoying. Never accountable. Move on. Life’s too short. She has the emotional age of a 6 year old. Done nothing with her life. She wasted it chasing usless men who just use her and dump her. Irritating watching her on Oprah. Stupid drunken fool.