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Feb 27
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John Waters Till Death Us Do Part Series

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John Waters thinks marriage is murder literally — ain’t that just like a Confirmed Bachelor –from Baltimore no less. Now he and his most excellently sleazy pencil moustache are on a mission. They will snarkily undermine marriage and ruin the nation in their sarcastic wake.

Not content to push his radical anti-segregation and pro-fat-girls-dancing agenda (with the 400th version of Hairspray presently in production) he is literally killing the last institution that stands between us and the gay terrorists. Popbytes covers the horror:

’til death do us part is a kooky anthology series (think ‘twilight zone’ & ‘night gallery’) about wedded bliss couples who end up knocking off one of their spouses! the best part about all of this though is the host…john waters who introduces the murderous tale at hand & then wraps up all the good times at the end! i’m a huge fan of mr. waters and all his movies…i’m thrilled they got him to appear as the groom reaper

Check out the accompanying comic book. A comic book is the go to accessory for a new series … I think it started with Heroes or Firefly

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The Groom Reaper character seems the perfect combination of Crypt Keeper and Rod Serling for Waters - with that extra soupcon of lounge lizard that he brings to any project. The heaps of Main Street USA, mainstream success that have been snowballing for Waters ever since Hairspray was adapted for Broadway should have taken the creepy edge of his groovy persona. But it hasnt …

pics via popbytes

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7 Responses to “John Waters Till Death Us Do Part Series”

  1. Just what we need, more murders here in Bodymore, Murderland. :)
    Really, though, I love John Waters, and I can’t wait to see this.

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  2. Sounds like he needs the love, not me. Hehe!

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  3. Well this sounds…different. J.W. is a creative madman and I can’t wait to see this.

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  4. Yeah, something different to watch for a change

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  5. doesnt dateline nbc spotlight tales of suspense with psycho spouses conspiring to murder each other for their own perverted salacious reasons?
    what i would like to see is a line up of all the “boyfriends” that john waters has had over the years, with his own analysis. that would crack me up.

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  6. yes, so the “gay terrorists” want to completely trash and humiliate the instution of marriage so what….so that they can gain a couple of feather light steps towards the legalization of gay marriage?

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  7. Feather Light indeed … its so kind of you to recognize that admirable lack of Groom reaper Fatness. The slim trim train just keeps on chuggin

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