“Leonardo DiCaprio & Toni Garrn can’t stay awake at the US Open” links

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Leonardo DiCaprio and Toni Garrn did not have the time of their lives at the US Open. Maybe it’s time for a trade-in. [A Socialite Life]
Ariel Castro committed suicide in his prison cell. [ICYDK]
Kristen Stewart looks grungy again, but her middle finger still works. [Dlisted]
Justin Long is making out with Finn the dog now. Guess it’s official. [Pop Sugar]
Miley Cyrus posed with a giant mystery rack on Twitter. [Buzzfeed]
Jon Stewart imitated Miley Cyrus on his return to “The Daily Show.” [Pajiba]
Ke$ha looks like Ye Olde Milkmaid from a naughty movie. [Go Fug Yourself]
Katie Holmes shows off her yellow bra & it still somehow boring. [Moe Jackson]
Snooki & Jack Osbourne are confirmed for the next “DWTS.” [Reality Tea]
Justin Timberlake & his weird hat try to be hot in London. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Mila Kunis looks nerdy-awesome in a Batman t-shirt. [Popoholic]
Jessica Alba accessorized well for Labor Day weekend. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Alec Baldwin thrilled to have a “second chance” at parenting. [Wonderwall]
Jena Malone forgot to wear makeup on the red carpet. [Evil Beet]
Terrance Howard is such a screwed up person. Gah. [CDAN]
7 kinds of relationship fighting styles. It’s all your fault. [The Frisky]
Jewel will sing “The Morning Song” but only to really hot people. [Jezebel]

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio

Leonardo DiCaprio

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  1. Mia 4S says:

    That headline might be more true to life if it read Leo & Lukas & and this month’s catalogue selection…” Let’s be honest. :-)

  2. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Doesn’t Toni Garrn look like Bar? I never noticed that.

    Leo, you’re living up to your shamefucl status–good job!

    And the goddesses of Celebitchy, please, offer prayers for my dumbass twin brother. Pray, pray that my parents do not kill him by the end of the week.

    • handsome man saved me from the monsters says:

      Ok I have to ask, what did he do?

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        Nothing really–except going to football practice at four yesterday, then texting my mom at eleven at night (four hours after he’s supposed to be home) that he’s “safe and he needs a few days to think”. My mom texted him, saying he had an hour to be home–he ignored it.

        This morning he went to school with a hickey on his neck–my mom, my dad-especially my mom is PISSED. I don’t know why he’s doing this, but yeah, it’s not going to end well.

        I’m mostly worried for him, because I don’t want him to get kicked out–but he’s 18 and my mom said that she’s not going to be playing games with him-if he wants to go, then he can go.

      • Annie says:

        Yeah, I’ve been needing some time to think lately…. Cough cough.

        He’s 18. And he’s a guy. The easy years are over. I remember when my sister had her rebellious stage, my cousin implied that my mom didn’t know how to run a tight ship and that ~*she*~ on the other hand, always knew what her daughters did and where they were 100% of the time. My mom reminded her that her daughters were 10 and 12 and trouble usually starts at 18, because life starts when you’re 18. So yeah, the obedience days are over. But don’t worry, that is supposed to happen. Your bro will be fine and your parents will have to get used to him doing whatever the hell he pleases. If they don’t like it, all they have to do is kick him out, but they will never have control over him anymore like they used to. That’s OVAH!

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Virgilia Coriolanus, slip him some condoms! Can’t really stop him, but just let him know that saftey is always important! (Too young to have a disease or a baby!).

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        He’s got condoms–but ugh, I’m not feeling too good right now.

        My mom brought him home (from school-I’m doing online, start tomorrow), talked to him, saying that he needs to focus on himself, focus on his schoolwork and that this’ll be the only chance he’ll get to just focus on him. But she told him he could leave or not–

        He just left, and I tried to talk to him about it, but he didn’t really want to. I don’t get him–because now he’s gotta get a job, go to school, he doesn’t have his license.

        He’s going to make my mom very sad, because this is exactly what happened with my older sister. She couldn’t wait to leave, she left as soon as she could, and now she’s been back at home three times, and can barely provide for herself.

        I don’t see my twin doing much better….

    • nicegirl says:

      I will pray for you and your brother, no problem. Ask, and you shall receive. Best wishes to you and your family, V

      It is so nice that you care about your family

  3. Pants says:

    I’m really feeling this Amanda Seyfried/Justin Long pairing. I don’t have much thought about either of them but I get a good vibe.

  4. IWantToLiveInNew York says:

    Things that do not go together –
    Hot Guy Of The Day and Justin Timberlake

  5. truthSF says:

    Motherf*@ker tortured and confined those girls for 10 years, and yet he couldn’t last 4 months being locked up. I guess he couldn’t take what he’s been dishing out…coward!!

  6. MeowuiRose says:

    Rachel Zoe is preggers! Bananas!!!

  7. Kim1 says:

    Hear about Clint Eastwood wife swap?

  8. Tig says:

    If Leo and GF were watching last night’s Serena match- explains it all. Great win for Serena as she moves on, but a terrible match to sit through.

  9. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Did anyone see on yahoo! about Alec Baldwin’s baby–they were interviewed by Extra!

    Wtf is wrong with Alec? Is her vadge bedazzled or something?

    I don’t know, I guess it’s possible that she really loves him BUT also likes to fameho it up–famehos and true love aren’t always exclusive. You just have to find a person who tolerates it.

  10. tifzlan says:

    Wow, i did not know Terence Howard was that awful

  11. Bianca says:

    Honestly, I find them hilarious. What do they even talk about? I try and imagine their conversations and I end up laughing by myself. They sure look like they’re having a blast…ha.

  12. Tiffany :) says:

    I guess Miley didn’t hear the comments about the racial tones to her recent performances. Yet again she is exploiting a woman of color as a way to be “outrageous”.

  13. Jenna says:

    Saw the featured link for Kelly Brooks, followed, and now am forced to ask… if I’m the only one who keeps hearing Sting’s “Englishman in New York”? Sounds so dratted familiar…

  14. 20 Quid says:

    Don’t know why everyone takes such a conservative view of Leo’s sex life. Why should he settle for a rote sex life when he can play the field?

  15. nope says:

    She’s quite fit, but she doesn’t have feets, but boats. That’s not gracious at all.

    • MegG says:

      So glad that Ariel Castro killed himself. Lol he couldn’t take what he dished out?! I wish we still had the death penalty in Australia. These sick people cost us a lot of money to keep in prisons and it’s not like they ever rehabilitate. Why isn’t the death penalty everywhere for these sick, psychopaths?

  16. Joan says:

    LOL! He does look bored.XD
    Leo is actually not the type of guy who would attract me (doesn’t mean he’s not handsome, just not my cup of tea), but in these pics he looks really good.