I’ve decided to drag out the Katy Perry and Lily Allen feud as long as possible. These two regularly talk smack about each other, unlike Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston, who have no love lost between them but only deem to mention each other with carefully chosen words uttered through clenched teeth.
The latest news about each of the young pop singers puts their attitudes toward casual sex in focus. Perry, 24, vows to be celibate this year and not even kiss anyone after a recent breakup. She could be joking, but it’s telling. Allen, 23, tells a cringe inducing story about making out with twin sisters at a party. That would be acceptable if the twin encounters happened separately and she mistook them for the same person or something, but she brags about getting sexy with both of them while they were on the same couch.
Katy Perry vows not to kiss anyone this year, except her cat, Kitty Purry
Katy Perry won’t be kissing a boy — or girl — anytime soon.
“I’ve actually taken a vow of celibacy this year,” she tells the new issue of TV Guide. “No kissing anyone. Just my cat, Kitty Purry.”
The singer, 24, and her beau, Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy, split shortly before the New Year.
See photos of Katy Perry and the year’s other worst dressed stars!
But Perry isn’t too sad: She landed a “Best Female Pop Vocal Performance” Grammy nomination for “I Kissed a Girl.”
[From US Weekly]
Lily Allen brags about making out with twin sisters
The outspoken singer — who caused outrage last year by defending cocaine — said she snogged the sisters after rubbing herself against the pair at a pal’s home.
Lily, 23, also admitted she regularly had lesbian fantasies. The Smile star told The Gay Times: “I did once snog identical twins in San Diego.
“I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my a*** on one of them.
“That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.”
[From The Sun]
The Sun titles that article “Lily’s lesbian romp with twins,” but it was more like some kissing and grinding. Given that these interviews came out around the same time and in print, it’s unlikely that Perry is responding to Allen’s obnoxious story by saying she’s above it. Perry’s song is all played out on the radio now, and so is bragging about your same sex makeout sessions. Allen thought she’d add a little scandal to it with the incest factor, and just managed to come off as desperate as she seemed when showing off her third nipple. Now let’s wait and see if Allen gets all indignant and defensive and calls out Perry for saying that she wants some alone time. It wouldn’t be the first time she took things way too personally.
Katy Perry is shown in LA on 1/12/09. Credit: Fame. Lily Allen is shown in London on 1/22/09. Credit: Splash News
I think thats very witty of Katy Perry to name her cat Kitty Purry!! very cute!!
Yeah, that’s a cute name.
God, Lily Allen is SOOO interesting… let me jot that little story down in my important folder.
I just don’t see the appeal of either one of them.
It’s too bad I really Like Lilly Allen’s music but she is just too much. She is clearly going only for the attention.
I started off loving Lily Allen, but the nipple thing and now this? Attention whore much? :/
kate perry used to be a christian rock singer, so i doubt she’s joking. she may even be a “v”!
Katy was joking, and has issued a statement saying so. 🙂
Perry was on in studio on the radio this morning in Seattle. She said the “I’m celibate” thing was said sarcastically in response to yet ANOTHER question of “If you could kiss any girl in the world, who would it be?” She said she was so sick of the question she just yelled at the interviewer that she wasn’t kissing ANYONE but her cat.
Puts all gossip into perspective.