“Justin Bieber raps about his lollipop & tries hard to look manly” links

Justin Bieber rips off his shirt and raps with Maejor Ali and Juicy J. [Evil Beet]
Eva Mendes returns from Iceland where Ryan Gosling is working. [LaineyGossip]
Anna Wintour actually looks cute in this dress. Weird. [Go Fug Yourself]
This creepy Justin Bieber story has nothing to do with him. [Dlisted]
Justin Timberlake & Jimmy Fallon sang a Hootie song. Gross. [Buzzfeed]
Zooey Deschanel & Mindy Kaling had a cute-off last night. [Pajiba]
Selena Gomez wore some very “airy” shorts in concert. [Celebslam]
Eddie Murphy & his girlfriend do erotic coffee. [The Blemish]
Twerking’s illegal in Louisina. There go my Mardi Gras plans. (Hoax?) [IDLYITW]
Selita Ebanks looks a little too sexy at a children’s benefit. [Moe Jackson]
January Jones keeps her head up & walks with Xander. [A Socialite Life]
Jennifer Love Hewitt wears a fug striped top. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Kim Kardashian pretends not to care about baby weight. [Reality Tea]
George Clooney looks tired, wears my dad’s wardrobe. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Kris Jenner pushes Khloe Kardashian to divorce. [Amy Grindhouse]
Kerry Washington is best dressed according to People. [Starcasm]

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber

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  1. LesBitches says:

    Kerry Washington always looks good– well deserved. I love her style.

  2. HappyMom says:

    When will he go away?

    • skyler1 says:

      Not soon enough. Can’t wait till he and the Kardashians disappear.

    • Florc says:

      When we stop talking about them. That includes complaining about them not going away fast enough. If you outright ignore they will all fade away.

      • NeNe says:

        Not too sure it works. I stopped commenting positive and/or negatively about Kim K., and that fool is still around.

      • Florc says:

        Takes more than just you. Just like Paris. Eventually people became too sick of her to show dislike and she faded away. Sure she’s covered once ever 2 or 3 months here, but that’s with her struggling to stay relevant. It would take everyone to stop for the K’s, but many still love to hate too much.

        People know this. /they just enjoy having them around to complain about. It’s a gossip site after all!

      • skyler1 says:

        I don’t think a sentence or two is going to change much. It’s when people stop buying concert tickets, merchandise, and watching the stupid shows (kardashians) that the difference will be made.

    • NeNe says:

      I was just wondering the same thing.

    • wiffie says:

      His Roman numeral tat is so stupid. It’s 1 9, 7, 5 because 1975 is his mom’s birth year, but why not just get 1975 in Roman numerals? It’s the equivalent to spelling out “oh em gee”. Just dumb add hell.

  3. Samigirl says:

    Unfortunately the twerking story is a hoax. It’s funny, though. Bieber – uch. I don’t think JLH looks bad. I kind of like her top. I love stripes across a preggo belly. I dislike MK’s short hair, but I love her, so I give it a pass.

  4. tessy says:

    I’m missing the car seat photos.

  5. Arock says:

    Bieber is going to be an ugly adult. He’ll be gangly and arrogant, walking around malls pretending to be all incognito (a la Soap Dish- and if you havent seen it, stop what you’re doing and find it.) with those stupid eyebrows. All his money will be blown on wife beaters, those silly Zumba pants, and gold razor scooters for his “posse”. I look forward to the day Bravo or MTV has a show where contestants win a corvette every time they chase him down and slap him.
    Seriously though, Soap Dish. Omg.

    • Kaye says:

      Heck, *I* would donate a corvette just to see someone chase him down and slap him.

      • Florc says:

        Apparently even a Prius can catch up to him in a Ferrari. This kid is annoying, but eventually time will catch up with him and he’ll be yesterday’s news.
        And yea. Where’s the Baby car seat pic?

    • doofus says:

      Soap Dish is so underrated and SO f-ing funny.

      “how come I can’t write shit like this?!”

      Whoopi is good, RDJ is good, Sally Field and Kevin Kline…oh, what a cast!

    • swedish chef says:

      Yah, he’s losing his boyish cuteness real quick and things don’t look good for him. Also, I looked up how tall he is and all the sites say 5’7”! RLY?!?!?! That’s short….. particularly for a guy. That would go a looong way in explaining his dumb behaviour: Napoleon complex mixed with fame at a young age. The kid’s doomed.

      • Andrew says:

        Oh please that’s not short. Not sticking up for Beiber at all, but you’re acting like 5’7 is midget realm. I’m 5’8, and that may be slightly below average for a guy…definitely not short though.

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      I just tried looking for Soap Dish…..I didn’t see a gossip site. Am I missing something, or is it called something else? Thanks

    • searching4grace says:

      Love love LOVE that movie! I had such a hard time watching Sally Fields in Steel Magnolias after that though. Once you see her turn the waterworks on and off in Soap Dish its just never the same.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      Him and Jaden Smith are going to have terrible forehead wrinkles.

  6. NerdMomma says:

    Ugh. I clicked on the video and it ruined my day. Not only was that the worst song I have ever heard, without exaggeration, but Bieber “rapping” was pathetic. I sound like my mother complaining about my hair metal bands back in the day, but kids these days! They don’t know what good music is!!!

    January Jones’s boobies weren’t worth looking at. She looked nice with red hair though.

  7. jaye says:

    Oh for heaven’s SAKE! This little boy is the definition of try hard.

  8. Kiddo says:

    That’s the manly look? I thought he was clutching pearls.

  9. Jackie Jormp Jomp (formerly Zelda) says:

    Do more blow, Justin. Seriously. You need more.

  10. Mabs says:

    The Biebs is in serious need of some testosterone. Poor baby. He is a guy…right?

  11. St says:

    Oh God, his poor hand. I really don’t understand why some men do millions of tattoos that covers whole arms. I can’t look at it and think: “Oh, what an amazing tattoo. You are so cool man”. Because their arms just looks dirty to mee. I can’t see a single tattoo there. David Beckham has those “dirty hands” too.

    It’s much more cooler when person has few interesting tattoos that you can actually look at.

    • Jackie Jormp Jomp (formerly Zelda) says:

      I like sleeve tattoos. Hot. His is not because it’s on Justin Bieber’s body, but generally, yes.

      • islandwalker says:

        I like a good sleeve tattoo if it is of one subect and beautifully done, a statement piece or story tattoo. His is just random graffiti on a toddler, none of it goes together or is well done. He’s a mentally 13 year old with an unlimited bank account and no taste nor handlers. Completely unsexy and kind of creepy even talking about him….in that way.

        I am so disappointed in myself for hitting “play” on that video. Is that crap what the “kids” are listening to now? Then autotune me up now Scotty.

  12. Jayna says:

    Poor, Biebs, he’s trying to be a rapper. It will never fly. He just looks like a Disney singer trying to become a bad-boy rapper and looks like he’s playing a part, not really part of it. He needs to finds his identity as he is trying to be edgier, not teen pop, but be a little more authentic about it. His rapping was bad.

  13. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    I didn’t think it was possible for Bieber to rap worse than the first guy, but he proved me wrong.

  14. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Don’t mean to hijack the thread, but I was on Vulture and saw this article on Ariana Grande–the girl from the Nickelodeon show Victoria Justice and my Lord!

    That girl can sing! Actually sing! Hurray! We’re overthrowing Disney finally!
    http://www.vulture.com/2013/09/ariana-grande-101-is-she-really-the-new-mariah.html

  15. Ruyana says:

    Last night I watched a Biography show on Leif Garrett. Too bad Beiber didn’t see it. He’s on the same downward arc.

  16. Tiffany :) says:

    Bieb’s rectangle eyebrows make him look like a Muppet. No offense to Muppets.

  17. Ghoulish_moose says:

    I love how he always has these big burly bodyguards around him at all times. Not because he’s worried he’ll get mobbed by fans, but because people want to knock him the f**k out and they would succeed!

    If people want to hurt you everytime they see you, then it’s time to re-evaluate your life choices a teensie bit.

  18. Vampi says:

    Justin Cyrus. Miley Bieber.
    Same thing.
    Gross!