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One may well wonder what sort of sweeping romantic gesture convinced Kate to let Pete Move his flabby pin cushioned shirtless torso into her upmarket digs. What moving post-Libertine lyrics or heartrending Babyshambled speech got that engagement ring on her wrinkled chip-nailed claw.
Well the drug slurred man child took the teenage love hoodlum approach … seasoned with a dash of the Academy Award Winning Happy Feet – and all amongst the gentle hillsides and sleepy villages of the typically English Cotswolds:
Pete caused chaos at the Cotswold Wildlife Park, in Oxfordshire, when he threw what looked like a cannabis joint to the penguins.
The rocker – who has been treated for drug addiction – was showing off in front of Kate when he hurled the alleged joint into the pen.
One of the Humboldt penguins promptly swallowed it.
Well you know what those Humboldt penguins are like … no better than they ought to be … always out after a cheap thrill with nary a thought for tomorrow. Wolfing down the weed like Opus with a bucket of herring. No you don’t want to get mixed up with those Humboldt penguins. If you are out after your quality local penguins you want to head to Stow-on-the-Wold, Cirencester or Chipping Norton. Och Aye … a Chipping Norton penguin — now that’s a real quality flightless aquatic bird. Pride of the Cotswolds !
A source told The Sun: “Everyone knew he was smoking grass. He was joking about getting the penguins stoned. He threw them his joint and it looked like one penguin gulped it down. It seemed very wobbly.”
To his already impressive list of officials who are not amused by his antics – Doherty has now added zoologists and veterinarians. Another Doherty first in the world of Rock n Roll … can podiatrists and semioticians be far behind?
London Zoo’s chief veterinary officer blasted Pete’s antics.
Andrew Routh fumed: “Feeding a penguin cannabis could be fatal. It contains toxins that attack the nervous system and liver.”
via Londonnet
But feed it to a Primrose Hill single mom and you get a place to live. Though to be fair she didnt have much nervous system or liver left.
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How can you tell when a penguin’s wobbly? They’re always wobbly.
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I think it the wobble back and forth versus the wobble to and fro … it takes a subtle mind to ascertain the stoned status of our wee friends in tuxes …
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Where’s P.E.T.A. when you need them?
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If he feeds it to Penguins, he feeds it to Kate…
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gah, he’s doing it right in front of those kids too. What a jerkwad.
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GOD I HATE THIS GUY. And now he’s hurting cute animals. I wish he would choke on his vomit and die already.
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Who?!
I’ve read several things about this dude and finally looked him up in wiki, and I still say…
Who?!
Some numbnut from a few obscure bands nobody has ever heard of…why is he ever mentioned? There are thousands of drugged up scrubs all over the country – some of them are probably in bands – pick any of them.
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He is a pusher.
At least his stick-figure girlfriend can say no….but the penguin??
I detest him. Hope he overdoses. What a waste of skin.
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Ugh, what a disgusting waste of oxygen.
The hubby got a goldfish drunk when he was a college moron. Poor fish swam into the glass. It lived to see another day, luckily.
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He is the Rasputin of media filler.
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LMAO
Well at least he is an animal lover… *grin*
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i think it was rather generous for this animal lover to share his joint with the animals. ahahaha!
after all, his weed is organically grown in the rainforests and harvested in accordance with fair trade policies.
how is it that people think that kate is some pure angelic waif. hello..she has been hitting the hard shit for years to maintain her prisoner of war figure. she knows what her boyfriend is about and she is compatible with him..she is as hard a druggie as he is.the only difference is that talented image makers have her photos airbrushed………..
peta is a bunch of poseur retards.
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