Earlier today Kaiser reported the story that Angelina Jolie’s former longterm bodyguard and confidant, Mickey Brett, was said to be writing a tell all about his time working for the actress. Brett is a notorious figure who was suspected of a murder for hire in England in the 90s. There wasn’t enough evidence to link him to the crime, and it’s unknown if he was actually involved or just one of several suspects.

He was videotaped choking a photographer in October, 2006, and was accused of beating up a guy who breached Brad and Angelina’s compound in Namibia earlier that year. There were also reports that their bodyguards roughed up parents and their children and used racial epithets at a school in India where Angelina was filming A Mighty Heart in November, 2006. Brett was let go a year ago by Brad and Angelina, presumably at Brad’s insistence, and it looks like they made the right decision as their image was tainted back then by their aggressive security staff led by Brett.

I’ve had the chance to read In Touch’s story about Brett’s tell all, and they add convincing details to give it weight, but they always do that. In Touch is the magazine that claimed Angelina told Salt producers at a meeting in early November that she was pregnant.

Here are In Touch’s claims about Brett’s supposed tell all:

Background on Brett’s supposed book

Mickey Brett, Angelina’s head of security for seven years, never signed a confidentiality agreement and us now seeking revenge for being fired by Brad last year. “He knows everything about Angelina,” reveals a source close to Mickey. “It’s going to be one of the most explosive books ever written!”

The scandalous tome, co-authored by ghostwriter Robin McGibbon, is sure to make people rethink how they feel about Brad and Angelina.

Angelina seduced then-married Pitt with sexy costumes and bondage gear

Even though Brad has insisted he did not have a “dastardly affair” with Angie when they filmed Mr. & Mrs. Smith in 2004, Mickey, 52, will refute that claim with a shocking firsthand account of a tryst three weeks into film. “Mickey walked in on Angelina being intimate with Brad in her trailer,” the source says. The bodyguard also promises to expose how Angie won Brad over by doing whatever he wanted in bed. “She indulged any fantasy he had, including buying sex toys, paddles and whips and dressing up in latex,” says the source.

Angelina and Mickey used to make fun of Brad

Angelina, 33, would also confide her darkest secrets to Mickey. One thing she hated was Brad’s ignorance. “She can’t stand how little he knows about many subjects,” the source says. Once, when Brad dyed his blond locks black to match Angelina’s and got a tattoo to impress her, “She and Mickey thought it was the funniest thing,” the source adds.

Angelina cheated on Brad with “a famous female pop star”

But the most shocking revelation in the book will no doubt be the allegation that Angelina cheated on Brad several times during their relationship. Mickey will reveal that during his employment with the Jolie-Pitts, Angie became too close for comfort with one man – as well as a famous female pop star. Though it is unclear what went on behind closed doors, “Mickey set up at least 20 secret meetings for Angie with this woman at hotels when Brad was working,” the source says. “Angelina would gloss over where she was to Brad, and Mickey would cover it up.”

[From In Touch, print edition, February 2, 2009]

We’ll have to see if it’s true that Brett is planning a book, but it’s doubtful. If someone files a lawsuit or we hear something more about it, this story might have merit. Otherwise it’s just In Touch jumping to conclusions and adding some fabricated details in order to create yet another faux explosive Brangelina cover and move copies. Even if Brett is planning a book it’s possible that the stuff in In Touch is made up. The fact that they claim Angelina had an affair with a “female pop star” and don’t name names makes it sound even more suspect. I have to admit I’m wondering who it could be though.

Here’s bodguard Mickey Brett with Angelina in Vietnam when she was finalizing the adoption of Pax in March 2007. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.