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Mar 5
'07
Did crazed Britney write 666 on her head and try to hang herself in rehab?


This is a scan from The National Enquirer. Article concerns a claim by News of the World. The validity of each is pretty much a toss up.

It sounds like British rag News of The World is just taking tabloid reports about Britney to the next level. They claim she freaked out at the beginning of the week, wrote 666 on her head, and unsuccessfully tried to hang herself with a sheet from a light fixture in her room at that spa rehab Promises. Then the love of K-Fed saved her and she now wants another one of his babies to ignore. If this is true why are they the only source reporting it?

In a week of rehab madness the bonkers beauty wrote the number of the beast, 666, on her shaved head before running round the clinic screaming “I am the Antichrist!” at frightened staff.

“Later that night she tried to kill herself,” a friend told us. “She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt.”

But within days out-of-control Britney had swung from SUICIDAL to MATRIMONIAL as she told hubby Kevin Federline she wanted to take him back, renew their wedding vows and get PREGNANT.

The unpredictable 25-year-old star is now planning a new life for them and their two children in Louisiana as she sees out her stay at the Promises Clinic in Malibu, California.

A source close to the clinic said: “Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently.

“She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him.

“She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage.

“Britney seems much happier and has calmed down a lot. She’s a completely different Britney from the beginning of the week.”

Staff at the addiction clinic will be relieved.

Most of the US gossip rags are reporting that Britney and K-Fed are going to renew their vows once she gets out of rehab. In Touch speculates that she’s suicidal, but it just sounds like they’re jumping to conclusions. If she tried to hang herself earlier in the week we would have heard about it by now. Add the news that she’s clamoring for another baby and it sounds ridiculous. News of the World is just raising the gossip bar to sell papers.

News of the World also claims that Britney was said to be hooked on crystal meth, which isn’t that much of a stretch given her crazed behavior. We’ll have to see how she fares in rehab. She will hopefully kick drugs and booze but she also needs to gain some common sense and modesty. At least she’s on the right track.

Pictures are scans from National Enquirer and Star magazine found at BreatheHeavy.com.

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Britney Spears, Drugs, Fake News, Illness, Kevin Federline, Photos

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10 Responses to “Did crazed Britney write 666 on her head and try to hang herself in rehab?”

  1. Anna Nicole Smith, hold on honey, company’s coming

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  2. “I am the Anti-Christ”??? Priceless!

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  3. I’m with Simon Cowell and really don’t have any sympathy or empathy for this overprivelidged bitch. If she does have post partum depression or is bipolar get help. However, I tend to believe that all she wants is attention just like the rest of these hollywood f**ktards.

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  4. This story sounds fake to me.

    And as for having a baby to ’seal’ a marriage… WORST IDEA EVER! Get a goldfish, or something that won’t live that long, just in case…

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  5. Britney is crazy all she needs to do is get a grip oh and a wig!!!

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  6. The story just sound so fake. If there’s a shadow of truth, there’s wouldn’t be only one source talking about it.

    Once again, it’s the typical trash chow put inside celebrity rags.

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  7. I’ve, personally, ALWAYS felt that having MORE kids is DEFINITELY the answer to ANY kind of marital problem. Seems like a GREAT idea, Brit! :D Sarcasm aside, let’s just hope this IS just a tabloid rumor!

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  8. Why are all the really ugly people called anonymous? Whatever you do people, don’t name your baby anonymous.

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  9. Why is that being female on these damn sites automatically triggers slurs like bitch and ho? (Yes, fools they are indeed slurs b/c gender is the determining factor and standards of “misbehavior/immorality” are arbitrary at best) I wish “anonymous” and the like would have the integrity to use other slurs like “porch monkey” to denounce a black person’s laziness or stupidity, or “faggot” or “kike” as a general put-down and see people go absolutely ape-shit. I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, female-bashing is straight-up bigotry. Period.
    Goddamn haters.

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