Everybody that you can possibly imagine got married this weekend. It’s weird, right? I would think that a seemingly random weekend in the middle of October wouldn’t be the most sought-after wedding date, but here we are. Instead of spreading these stories into a million posts (because some of these people really are random), let’s just put it all in one post.
*Pharrell Williams married his model girlfriend Helen Lasichanh on Saturday in Miami. Guests included Usher and Busta Rhymes and people described the wedding as “fun”. Did you know that Pharrell and Helen are already parents to a son named Rocket? I did not know that.
*Greg Louganis, 53, married Johnny Chaillot, 52, in Malibu on Saturday. They met through Match.com!! They’ve only been dating since last year too. I remember when Greg was in a long-term relationship with Steve Kmetko. Does anyone else remember that?! Kmetko used to be the host of E! News, for those young people. Anyway, guests included: “Barbara Eden, French Stewart and Bruce Vilanch and…fellow Olympians Janet Evans, Nadia Comaneci.” In lieu of wedding gifts, the couple asked their guests to make donations to the Human Rights Campaign and Mending Kids International.
*Gun N’ Roses drummer Matt Sorum married Adriane Harper in Palm Springs on Saturday. The guest list included: “Steven Tyler, Juliette Lewis, John Varvatos, Jane Lynch, John Stamos, Dave Navarro and former Guns N’ Roses bandmates Slash and Duff McKagan.” And no Axl Rose.
*Rose McGowan married Davey Detail at the Paramour Mansion in Silverlake on Saturday. He’s an artist. This is her first marriage, although she was engaged to both Marilyn Manson and Robert Rodriguez.
*Ben Feldman (the Jewish kid on Mad Men) married Michelle Mulitz at the Smokey Farm in Glen Farm in Gaithersburg, Maryland. Guests included Wolf Blitzer (WTF?) and Reid Scott.
*Keith Powell (Toofer on 30 Rock) married his longtime girlfriend Jill Knox in NYC, at the Tribece Rooftop. Guests included Katrina Bowden and Judah Friedlander.
*Jason Wahler (reality star from The Hills) married Ashley Stack in Malibu. Blah.
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