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There are few things as cringe-inducing as being somehow associated with Heather Mills. Poor Paul McCartney will have to deal with that for the rest of his life. Their daughter Beatrice will have to do the same. But what if you’re some completely unrelated person who Heather randomly calls her “good friend?” That’s just entirely unfair, and she should know better. That’s the case with Hillary Clinton. Poor Hillary has just been tied to Heather Mills, through Mills’ comparison of herself to the former first lady and senator and now Secretary of State. This may be Clinton’s first major diplomatic issue.
Heather Mills has compared herself to her “friend” Hillary Clinton.
The former glamor [sic] model – who bagged a $50m settlement when she finalized her divorce from Beatles legend Sir Paul McCartney in 2008 – said both she and Hillary, who is now the US Secretary of State, had gone through “hell” but triumphed because of their “strength”.
She told Page Six Magazine, “When you marry a Beatle, you marry 120 million fans who are also madly in love with him. This has meant years of hurtful and untrue press… my friends remind me that this happens to many strong, successful women.
“I’ve watched my friend Hillary Clinton go through a hell of a time and still come out on top due to her strength.”
Referring to her current relationship with Paul, 66, former glamor [sic] girl Heather said, “We get on fine. We’re like any civil divorced couple.”
[From Gossip Rocks]
Now it’s impossible to say for certain, but I highly doubt Heather Mills and Hillary Clinton are friends. Best/worst case scenario (depending on if you’re Heather or Hillary) is they probably shook hands at a function once. At which time Clinton probably felt certain – for the first time – that she’d finally found the one woman where didn’t need to worry about keeping an eye on Bill. Maybe that led to some friendly chatter, who knows? But I highly doubt they’re friends. And Heather comparing herself to Clinton is utterly ridiculous.
Hillary – while not always popular – has weathered her marital difficulties with privacy and grace. Which is very difficult to do when you hold a public office. Heather exploited her divorce at every turn, and wallowed in her own nastiness. I can’t imagine anyone I’d rather avoid being compared to than Heather Mills. Next she’s going to say she wants to run for public office.
Here’s Heather Mills leaving the Ivy restaurant in London on October 13th. Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Heather Mills, Hillary Clinton, Photos


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Delusions of grandeur, much ?
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You nailed it JayBird.
Heather Mills…the one woman that Bill wouldn’t touch.
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I almost choked when I read that line, meow mix. Something for them to bond over! BFFs!
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Yeah, they both don’t put meat in their mouths, but Monica does………
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The similarities begin and end with this: two women who would do anything for attention and money, so guess old Heather IS on to something with this one.
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“Hillary – while not always popular – has weathered her marital difficulties with privacy and grace.”
Right…sounds like a vast right wing conspiracy to me.
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Hillary has more class in hr little finger then this thing has in in whole body. Hillary did not run to divorce court when things got tough between her and Bill and he made her look the fool to everyone in the world. Hillary held her head up and stayed with her husband, wrong or right Hillary never acted like this tramp did.
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I’m no Friend of Hillary, but I doubt that Hillary and Horseface are friends, let alone BBFs.
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With all due respect to horses.
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Next she’ll be comparing herself to Angelina or some other celebrity to garner more press. Why haven’t she and John Mayer hooked up yet? Two famewhore douche bags that deserve each other!
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Please unmod me! It’s clean, I swear!
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As much as I think Hillary is a phony criminal at least she had the gumption to get a law degree unlike you Heather. Go take a look at her Wiki page and you can see she is a pathological liar.
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Ok, Heather, repeat after me: you have more in common with PALIN than H-Clinton.
Now say it ten more times until it sinks in.
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Right…sounds like a vast right wing conspiracy to me. The author made no mention of the 25 separate investigations into her private life initiated by the GOP when her husband took office so….
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Hillary Rocks!
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Agree with keekee – Mills and Palin share an uncanny similarity when it comes to total crassness and having the hide of a rhino.
As for poor Hillary – what has she done to deserve this?…
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Ah, Hilary and Heather-two hideous, hate filled shrews. I can definitely see the similarities!
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