John Mayer has me at a loss for words, and not in a good way. Never in a good way, actually, in the history of me knowing who he is. Mayer filmed himself giving a motivational “pep talk” to himself. What was the pep talk? Something about shaving his dirt lip, perchance, or maybe an attempt to stop himself from pontificating on the darkness of his wang? Oh, no, of course not. Mayer filmed himself mocking Brad Pitt who, as everyone knows, is the ex-husband of Mayer’s current girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston.
The video included several veiled and not-so-veiled references to Pitt and the film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. The whole thing kind of makes me sick. Who does this? What boyfriend does this to his girlfriend’s ex? In public? It’s just gross. And bad public relations to boot.
John Mayer has taken an underhand dig at Jennifer Aniston’s ex-husband Brad Pitt in his best attempts to be humorous.
The singer – whose relationship with Jen seems to be on shaky ground after reports of a New Year blowout in Mexico – has recorded a ‘motivational pep talk’ video by himself – to himself.
In the video, which appears on TMZ, John reflects on his best personal traits and mocks Brad’s Oscar nominated film The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
John says, “Hi John it’s John and this is power tape number 9: Potentialising your dreams.”
“Your a man of strength, charisma, girth, honour, girth…and influence.”
“You know like that guy in the movie the Curious Case of Benjamin Brat, Benjamin Brat, the older you get, the younger you get and right before you die a little tiny man baby you’re gonna discover the ability to time travel into volcanoes.”
“I never saw the film, I’m just guestimating that that’s how it ends.”
Congratulations, Jennifer Aniston. You just won a “relationship” with the biggest douche on the planet. I just can’t stop wondering why he did it, and whether or not Jennifer put him up to it. If she did, she’s not as image-conscious as I suspected, because this is horrible.
Here’s John at the “Marley and Me” premiere on November 12th. Images thanks to WENN.