Joshua Jackson goes shirtless in Rio de Janeiro: would you hit it?

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I’ve been going through Benedict Cumberbatch withdrawals this week. I’ve been good, right? I haven’t written about him all week. I needed a rest, you needed a rest, we needed to find out who we were beyond the Cumberobsession. But when Cumby left me, I was rudderless. Who do I turn to? Who do I love beyond The Batch?

Enter Joshua Jackson. These are some photos of Joshua and Diane Kruger in Rio de Janeiro yesterday. I don’t know why they’re there. I won’t speculate. Maybe it’s just a vacation. But can we all stop and appreciate Joshua’s cuteness? I think the overwhelming majority of women are into Joshua. He’s cute in a non-threatening way, but there is something dirty about him too. Like, he looks like a good shag. He snagged a beautiful German woman, so he’s working with something. Plus, he’s funny, charming and nice. Who doesn’t love Joshua?

As for Joshua shirtless… it’s nice. I like that he’s not some steroid monster. He’s buff and fit but not to the point where he looks like he lives at the gym. He’s not manscaped either – he has some peach fuzz chest hair which is adorable.

So, would I hit it? Of course. I would hit it and then it would probably make me breakfast afterwards.

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Tessa says:

    always…

  2. Andrew1 says:

    He unfortunately does nothing for me…I can’t pinpoint why though lol

  3. Frida_K says:

    No. He’s bland.

  4. squirrelbait says:

    for all his peter bishop hotness, yes i would totally hit it

  5. blue marie says:

    No (leave him for OKitt) but I do want to be his friend, he seems cool to hang out with..

  6. Hello Catty says:

    No thank you.

  7. T.fanty says:

    Kaiser,

    There’s an easy fix for that: MORE CUMBY!!!!!! I actually started to get the shakes somewhere around Wednesday and yesterday I was desperate enough to consider watching The Last Enemy (shudder). On the upside, the National Theatre thing is this weekend, so we might have some nice shots to play with on Monday.

    I don’t get the JJ thing. But I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek, which I think is a pre-requisite. He seems like a nice enough bloke, though (bloke: I miss Sixer).

    • Maureen says:

      No Benedict posts this whole week! It feels … wrong. 🙁

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      You have to have watched Dawson’s to truly appreciate how cute and charming JJ is.

      …and ONE post every 4 months for Josh Jackson and you greedy ladies have to come here and complain about no Cumby???

      Shame on y’all.

      Btw, some of us (read: me) are happy for a break from Cumbers.

      Now stop trying to derail the love for Joshie with your Cumby nonsense, pleaseandthankyou.

      • T.Fanty says:

        *pouts and glowers at OKitt*

        And for the record, I utterly reject your thesis that CB exists for any other reason than to fulfill my womanly needs.

      • whipmyhair says:

        Pacey has pretty much given me unrealistic expectations for men. I want to hate him for it, but just can’t.

      • Maureen says:

        @TheOriginalKitten

        I totally believe you. I totally believe that JJ has to be seen in action to be appreciated. I’m only judging by the above-posted photos. I definitely learned from Benedict Cumberbatch that 1-dimensional photos are not a proper means of judging a person’s overall looks and charm. I used to be one of those horrible, awful, dreadfully narrow-minded people who wouldn’t even watch Sherlock because I found his looks (at the time, having only seen photos) …. well, let’s just say …. *distracting*.

        Star Trek took care of that, but I won’t elaborate further b/c this isn’t a Ben thread. 🙂

      • Colio says:

        I am also really tired of the Cumberbatch postings. I certainly don’t think he is as well known in the real world as he is known on this site. In one article you had him in the same category as George Clooney and Brad Pitt. I knew then I would not be clicking on anymore Cumberbatch articles on Celebitchy.

    • Green Girl says:

      Don’t forget he’s got that BAFTA award in a week, too! I am so curious to see who he’ll take with him, although I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s his mom.

      And I’m sure he’ll be kicking into high gear to promote Smaug, August, and then Sherlock.

      But going back to the original question: YES.

  8. Maria Luisa says:

    Yes, yes and yes!

  9. Kat says:

    He will always be Pacey to me! 🙂

  10. Barrett says:

    Aw there is something more real about him and his body! Like you said in shape but will eat with you like he is digging into pancakes, butter, and syrup at brunch.

  11. Maureen says:

    Would I hit it? No. Not now, not ever.

  12. Marcela says:

    Diane came to Brazil for a Chanel event on Sao Paulo Fashion Week. I guess she and Joshua just extended their trip.

  13. Raffy says:

    Anytime Joshua. Anytime.-

  14. Bronwyn says:

    no wayyyyyyyyyyyyy. he is mushy and bleh.

    • Maria Luisa says:

      Not really mushy. Goggle Joshua Jackson and Tough Mudder and have a look at the images. I think a lot of people tend to identify him with Pacey, which absolutely he is not.

  15. vixo says:

    No, i wouldn’t. But they came to Brazil because there was a Chanel party few days ago during Sao Paulo Fashion Week. Karl Lagerfeld was there too. They probably felt like visiting Rio afterwards.

  16. Grant says:

    Yes, he’s very cute and I would enjoy a wild romp.

  17. RobN says:

    He looks like a guy who works in the next cubicle at work; if you’d hit that guy, then hit Joshua. Otherwise he’s just got famous guy looks, you wouldn’t look twice at him walking down the street.

  18. Fan says:

    Why are they not married yet?

  19. Dawn says:

    No I would never hit it but I would to be best friends with him and would love to party with him. And I was always glad that Joey picked Pacy over Dawson. And why aren’t they married yet? Seems like they’ve been together for years. He seems to be a good all around guy and I do wish he would get another job on television.

  20. Ice Maiden says:

    Bit relieved to see that I’m not the only woman on earth who doesn’t find Joshua attractive. Was beginning to think there was something wrong with me! Oh, and I don’t find him and sour-face Kruger ‘adorable’ either. Please don’t tell me I’m the only one?

  21. Samtha says:

    100%, I’d hit it–all day, every day.

  22. Zigggy says:

    When did he turn into Jack Osborne?

  23. turningviolet says:

    Saturday morning reruns of DC happening on UK satellite – Joey has just ditched Pacey for Eddie. God, I loved Eddie – I too would have ditched Pacey for him. And sorry JJ, i kind of like you, like the boy next door, but I still would pick Eddie over you.

  24. Christina says:

    Yes, always yes! I have loved him for years. He can he cute and he can be hot…and I agree there is something about him which makes one think…”Hmmm, I bet this boy gets down and dirty”
    #TeamPacey

  25. mia says:

    Yes!!!!!

  26. LadyLady says:

    JJ always!! He is he best 🙂

  27. Dee says:

    Will love Pacey forever! Something so appealing about a guy with a sense of humour, and whatever it is that he has, the sexuality is on full display, so hot.

    They’re in Brazil because Diane had to work a Chanel event and then an H Stern event two nights later (thurs night)

  28. bobbiesue says:

    Every day if I could and twice on Sundays. His affection for his partner is endearing and he totally looks like he’s naughty and shagalicious!

  29. Lou says:

    Joshua is a babe! I love him and always will.

  30. JJH says:

    Yes, definitely yes. He is my favourite actor/celebrity and I can’t get enough of him.