Lady Gaga in Versace, rides a ‘horse’ at the AMAs: Godiva-fab or Godiva-fug?

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Sigh… does anyone else miss The Egg? I miss the Egg, especially when I’m looking through these photos of Lady Gaga/Godiva arriving at the American Music Awards last night on what seems to be puppet horse. Chica should have gone FULL GODIVA if she really wanted attention. As it is, Gaga wore Versace, because she was just made the new face of the brand. You can see the first image from the Versace campaign here – Gaga is so unoriginal that she wore the same dress and was styled in the same way at the AMAs. It’s a good dress, for sure. But it’s funny to me whenever Gaga is styled to look like Donatella Versace.

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More photos… Rihanna celebrating her win in Jean Paul Gaultier Couture. I think this is appropriate for Rihanna and my only complaint is her hair. It looks like she’s wearing a stiff helmet.

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Kelly Osbourne in Rami Al Ali. This is just THE WORST. This dress is so fug and unflattering.

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Jaime Alexander in Giorgio Armani. The jumpsuit is okay, but her hair is awful. And you can tell she really wants to flash her beav.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. LadySlippers says:

    Personally, I think Gaga has been fug for some time now.

    *yawn*

  2. Nev says:

    Bianca did it better!!

    Rihanna was happening. Sexy.

  3. Anna says:

    Rihanna’s hair is in a “doobie wrap”, it’s mostly worn by black women at night time (sometimes underneath a scarf as well) so that their hair is still nice in the morning.
    Social media was talking all about it last night LOL It was hilarious.

    • MonicaQ says:

      Yeah, when I hot comb my hair, that’s pretty much how it looks before it goes under a scarf. My family calls it “laid” though. (e.g. “Did you lay your hair and you about to go to bed?”)

    • AlmondJoy says:

      @Anna too bad I didn’t see your comment until after I posted mine LOL

    • johnnybadboytapia says:

      Girl, I saw the pics and thought RiRi didnt feel like unwrapping her hair today!!!!

    • Kim1 says:

      I usually cover mine with a silk scarf, girls will be wearing doobie wraps in a public like it is a hairstyle.Just watch
      Remember when girls started wearing pajamas in public?

  4. LadySlippers says:

    And more fug outfits from (mostly) stunning women. Gosh I hope the award season picks up after this…

  5. MrsB says:

    Gaga looks like a different person to me. Plastic surgery? Or is it just different makeup?

    • EarlGreyer says:

      Plastic surgery. Trust.

    • QQ says:

      OMFG I JUST WANTED SOMEONE ANYONE TO TELL ME IM NOT CRAZY!!!!:
      The entire SNL episode i was like “But wtf is Happening on her face?!?” Is it her nose? Is ot lips!!? Is distracting as fuck cause also is like crazy pill lady Botox eyes idevenk

    • byandby says:

      Yaaayess. Howard Stern asked her point blank if she’d had plastic surgery, and she said, “No, I just think that people have become used to looking at my face, whereas before they weren’t used to a less-than-perfect face” or something.

      Not that she owes anyone an explanation, but to so blatantly and evasively deny the evidence of procedures that, by their very nature are supposed to make you appear different than you were before, is, well, kinda creepy.

      • Julie says:

        She most certainly at least got a nose job. I don’t understand why she has to lie about everything.

    • VioletCrumble says:

      Gaga the new face of Versace, huh? Not so surprising. She’s looking more and more like Donatella every day….

  6. Kiddo says:

    Disappointing to find that you were talking Lady Godiva and not Godiva chocolate.

  7. AlmondJoy says:

    I still can’t believe Rihanna went to the awards with her hair in a doobie wrap lol.. when I wear straight styles I wrap it in a doobie at night. Many black women do. We just don’t wear it out or to a special event!! Her makeup was gorgeous though, she looked beautiful.

    • MonicaQ says:

      That was just lettin’ everyone know don’t invite me to no after party, I’m going home and going to sleep LOL

      • AlmondJoy says:

        @MonicaQ LOL right?! Time for bed! Last week I was running late for work and I rushed in with a doobie and unwrapped my hair as QUICK as possible. My students were looking like O_O

      • SummersReign says:

        LOL! she looked really good otherwise though. Nice make-up and cute outfit.

    • Dani2 says:

      Lol right? I saw it and I was like, “Rihly Rihanna?” I love how she literally has no fucks to give 😉

    • Andrea says:

      I didnt see it last night and right now Im WTFing…its like she forgot her replacement wig. Its almost as if it were a prank LOL

  8. MonicaQ says:

    It’s like Equis from hell. And I know everybody heal different and such but my aunt had hip surgery, wasn’t allowed to sit in a wheelchair for very long, has a very obvious scar (granted since we’re black keloiding but she is quite light and it only happened in dots) and was told she should not wear heels very much (and this is for a woman who did NOT go outside with anything less than 4 inches of heel on, even to the store). I’m starting to lean with the “I had a quarter sized crater in my hip” story is fertilizer.

    • lucy2 says:

      Equis from hell, LOL.
      There was just some story insinuating her hip surgery was a made up story so she’d disappear for a while to generate interest.

  9. TheOriginalKitten says:

    It says a lot about how terrible Osbourne’s outfit is when she is the fugliest in a sea of fug.

    • SummersReign says:

      The Fashion Police should be called in on this one. Her outfit is a serious offence.

      • bostonian says:

        Its a sick joke that Osborne has a seat on Fashion Police. Rancic is a slave to fashion trends, Joan is hilarious and has earned her stripes as a red carpet commenter…

        Kelly Osborne just forces us to acknowledge her presence is due entirely to nepotism.

    • Kiddo says:

      It reminds me of a silver 1960’s Christmas tree with full skirt that you might come across in an antique store.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      A sea of fug is a beautiful description, and KO is managing to stand out – way out – which I agree was a challenge. Today is ugly fashion day, apparently.

  10. Frida_K says:

    Jaime Alexander’s stylist’s ham-handed attempt to reverse direction and now keep the beav covered is pretty hilarious.

    Kelly Osborne looks like grandma’s couch, as per usual. Brocade and stuffed.

    Riri’s trying very hard, as she always does (bless her heart.)

    And Gaga needs to pull her nose out of Donatella’s butt and quit trying to channel Madonna from the Versace 1990s catalog.

    What else can I say here?

  11. TheyPromisedMeBeer says:

    What that dress is doing to GaGa’s boobs … man, that ain’t right.

  12. Harpreet says:

    Am I the only one who found Gaga’s and R.Kelly’s performance the most entertaining??

    Love the acting-singing, lol!

    • Zbornak Syndrome says:

      I love acting-singing too. That’s why I attend musicals and the opera. However, I miss live bands performing at these awards. It’s basically a dance/lip sync competition now. Milli Vanilli would have fit right in and gotten to keep their Grammy. They were ahead of their time…

    • Jayna says:

      I found it cheesy. And she has zero sex appeal.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I thought it was a fun performance. It didn’t take itself too seriously like some of her other performances. I thought it was pretty entertaining ! I like her more when she is in “fun mode”, I think SNL kind of reminded her of that.

  13. Zbornak Syndrome says:

    Gaga: pretty, but ever so predictable. Predictable= boring. Sorry. Of course she was named the face of Versace, she looks like a Donatella clone!
    Is Kelly Osbourne wearing glitter hounds-tooth?

  14. Paige says:

    Gaga looked great. Her dress was beautiful. Her performance was the best of the night.

  15. eliza says:

    Someone remind me why Osbourne is relevant other than being Ozzie’s obnoxious kid?

    And yeah, that dress is awful. She also needs to ditch that purple hair. It is getting old

  16. feebee says:

    OMG and the hits just keep coming. Were all the stylists high?

    Did Osbourne get fashioned policed? Would Joan Rivers please give her the treatment. (Sorry JLaw but some deserve it some of the time, esp when you dole out criticism and then wear that).

    Sorry Gaga, your boobs look like you’re strapping them to stop yourself lactating.

  17. lady mary. says:

    kudos ,to those men working pretending to be horse legs and carrying that moronic human ,i hope she pays them well ,thats seems quite difficult especially with their vision obscured and and monster mother on shoulder or wherever , riri looked mesmerizing on that stage

  18. glaugh says:

    Is Kelly Osbourne actually trying to look disgusting? lmao. the dress, hairstyle, makeup, clutch, shoes, everything – just straight up fugly.

  19. OriginallyBlue says:

    Her boobs must be so mad at her for that.

  20. Jayna says:

    Rihanna’s performance was the best.

  21. TheOneandOnlyOnly says:

    Why has no one mentioned the fact that Gianni is rolling in his grave – he had and helped make the supermodels of the late 80s – mid 90s – Linda, Cindy, Christy, Naomi, Nadege, Helena, Yasmeen Ghauri, Tatjana, Claudia, Yasmin Le Bon etc. – his shows from that era were legendary (they are all over youtube and the net), and now this homely poseur is the face of Versace. What a joke.
    Further, does this idiot realize that the AMA’s are a mainstream industry event, How dangerous and provocative to famewhore on a show on a station owned by Disney. Avante-garde my arse.
    I suspect that sophisticated music fans, or ones that appreciate live bands, pay no attention to events like this featuring the usual crew.
    Zbornak syndrome the milli vanilli lip synching allusion was apropos.

  22. SBunny says:

    That is NOT the same dress as the versace advert; it is a cheaper low-quality concept of it. Anyway, she does look like a cheap Donna Versace (is that possible?). I’m over her.

  23. Savanna says:

    The Versace isn’t the same dress! I wish it was, but it’s not. Adore the color though.

  24. Meggin says:

    Gaga’s dress and hair are both unattractive (the hair is the worst!) I agree it’s ridiculous that Kelly is on fashion police. That dress is just ugly.

  25. shellybean says:

    Rihanna’s hair looks terrible. It is so bad.

    Gaga looks good like this. She actually looks like a normal person.

  26. Eleonor says:

    Wow Donatella looks great!
    (I love the dress)

  27. Happy21 says:

    I’m gonna say it and admit it for the first time. Lady Gaga is effing with her face and she needs to STOP! What is with the new overbite she is sporting? I don’t remember her mouth, teeth, lip area ever being shaped that way. Is this getting surgery around here even possible? Did she maybe get her teeth capped and now they are creating an overbite?

  28. Leila In Wunderland says:

    I love Rihanna’s outfit. Everybody else looks either boring or worse.

  29. Madpoe says:

    Hmmph, I’ve never seen a chasity bra before.

  30. Irishserra says:

    Oh, you’re still here?

  31. Secret Squirrel says:

    I thought it was Donatella at first. Maybe Lady G’s new shock look is that she looks like other people?
    It would have been nice if Rihanna could have sprayed the bikini tan lines away. Otherwise her outfit suited her.

  32. cc says:

    It’s like Gaga dressed up as Daenerys to attend the show

  33. lucy2 says:

    Gaga looks plasticy.
    Rhianna, side from the terrible dress and scribbly tattoos, doesn’t look terrible. She actually looks well rested and healthy. I wonder if she’s cleaning up her life a bit, or everyone’s so busy gossiping about Miley no one’s paying attention to her anymore.

  34. booger says:

    If Gaga put a thousandth of the effort she expends trying to look “edgy” into her music, she wouldn’t have to keep Madonnaing to extend her staying power. Does she not see the contradiction between her “art”, and her overproduced, manufactured crap pop music?

  35. BubblezB says:

    Agreed!

  36. Evi says:

    I saw her images for the Versace campaign. So now I know who’ll she’ll look like when she’s 40. Donatella.