Jon Hamm has a Yule log in his pants for the holidays: sexy or gross?

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Here are some photos of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt from Tuesday. They were out shopping in LA and the Hamm Dong made an appearance. I glanced through these photos yesterday and didn’t think much of them because… well, I’ve sort of gotten out of practice with the whole “Hamm Dong Watch” thing. It’s been a while, right? Not only has Jon Hamm been less visible lately, it seems like his popularity (and the popularity of Mad Men) has been fading.

But sure, let’s talk about the Christmas Hamm Dong. It’s like a Yule log for every season. I already knew that Hammy “dresses to the right” so to speak. His mammoth bulge is consistent that way – he pushes his business to the right, and when he walks a certain way and the light is just right, you can see the Christmas Hamm in all its glory. Bless us all this holiday season. I always love some Hamm for Christmas. Seriously.

Some people hate on him for going commando or for not “containing” his business in some more appropriate manner, but I say… more power to him. We don’t know what’s really going on with his business. He seems like a very well-endowed man and maybe traditional underwear is uncomfortable for him. Or maybe he secretly likes that we’re staring at his bulge.

As for Hamm’s popularity in general… Mad Men and Jon were “snubbed” from the Golden Globe and SAG nominations announced last week. This is the first time they’ve been snubbed from both since… well, since the show has been on, I think. Which is fine with me, because I’ve loathed the past two seasons so much. The performances have been great, and Hamm and the other actors do great work with what they’re given, but the writers have just not given them the best material. Plus, it became The Megan Show and that was just awful.

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Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

 

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45 Responses to “Jon Hamm has a Yule log in his pants for the holidays: sexy or gross?”

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  1. Peanut says:

    Can it be sexy and gross at the same time? Because that’s what it is for me.

  2. LadySlippers says:

    Unless a Yule Log is feeding my ‘fireplace’ I don’t pay much attention.

    Not sure I’d want that Yule Log either…. But there are some other Yule Logs I’d like in my Yuletide Stocking… Just saying ya know…

  3. MaiGirl says:

    That’s just how he rolls. Or rather, that’s how his roll rolls.

  4. Rose says:

    I’ve got a technical question: isn’t denim a bit rough to be, er, going commado up against? I would think all the seams and the stitching could make them a bit of a minefield? But then i’m a girl so how am I meant to know!

  5. Kara says:

    I don’t need to see that. Ug.

  6. blue marie says:

    They should start a show Chipmunk and the Cheese Log.

  7. Arlene says:

    You know what’s ugh? Focusing on this man’s penis as he goes about his business. Unless he is naked or letting his balls out to air this kind of thing is really weird and unpleasant.

  8. eliza says:

    Gross. I have no idea why peeps think so much of his “size”. It’s all how you use it. Not the size.

    Once Mad Men is done, so is Hamm’s career. Dude is so one note.

  9. Sumodo1 says:

    God rest ye, merry Gentle Hamm.

  10. truthful says:

    THANK you!!!! sexy

    I’ve slunked down so far in my seat, this is the kind of pick me up I needed!

  11. akshay says:

    Had it been a woman not wearing a bra , the comments would have been overwhelmingly slut shaming but here most are so delighted and some even want it.
    And the next thing we know is writing long essays claiming feminism!
    SMH

  12. mkyarwood says:

    Hmm, looks smaller than usual.

  13. Talie says:

    Yeah, I feel bad for hating on Jessica Pare, but Megan was a very unnecessary character that brought the show down. Why Matthew Weiner made that decision? Who knows…

  14. Babalon says:

    Oh honey, if that’s what you consider a mammoth bulge – we need to have a little talk.

  15. St says:

    Poor John. Just yesterday he was man of the town, huge superstar. And then it went away in one second and these days no one cares about him anymore. And his show has not even ended yet. Well this is hard life of tv star. Once you got lucky and your show becomes popular and so do you in one day. And then when it’s canceled – so are you. In one day you fame and superstar status vanishes away.

    Remember how Heroes, Lost, Friends actors were everywhere in their prime? And then pheew – they are gone into oblivion. Look at House actor Hugh Laurie – just vanished. Same will happen to every Breaking Bad actor, every Mad Men actor. Where is actor that played Rob Stark? Nowhere in sight. It’s sad actually. Only few of them can escape that Forgotten Land and still stay in sight. And only few-few can find another successful show.

  16. Alejamx says:

    I want to put a mistletoe right there.
    That’s how I feel about it,

  17. GT says:

    Not seeing a bulge here at all. At all… am I missing something… a link to a different pic??