This ^^ is a photo of Lindsay Lohan exiting a “sex shop” restaurant a few nights ago in London. Lindsay spent the better part of two weeks in London… for no apparent reason. I mean, she was hooking up with some British hustler/model type (who was like 21 years old) and she was partying and clubbing, but she had no real business in London. She even called the police for escorts wherever she was going, even if she only had to walk a few feet outdoors. Lindsay’s Weave Manager (God knows what her title really is) told Radar that Lindsay was “partying hard” in London and that Lindsay only wants the really cheap weaves. You can read that story here.

Meanwhile, Lindsay finally left London and now she’s in Utah for Sundance. Buzzfeed had some of Lohan’s portraits here – they’re raving about how “good” she looks. Lindsay came to Sundance to ANNOUNCE a project. Maybe that’s why she was in London, to “get financing” for something. Cough. Anyway, note all of the shade in this AP story:

With a film crew capturing every moment, Lindsay Lohan made a high-profile debut at the Sundance Film Festival, announcing a new film and a “fresh start.” The 27-year-old, who is attempting a comeback after well-documented battles with drugs and legal troubles, came to the independent cinema showcase Monday to say she will produce and star in a film called “Inconceivable,” set to start shooting in March.

A crew from OWN, which is airing a reality series about Lohan, filmed the actress’s news conference. Reporters were told that if they asked personal questions, they would be escorted out. Most performers and producers at Sundance have films showing at the festival and don’t come just to announce a planned production — those are usually announced through news releases. But producer and financier Randall Emmett, who sat beside Lohan, said Sundance is “just a special place for us to announce this film.” He called Lohan “one of the greatest young actresses of her generation.”

Lohan, who emerged from her latest rehab stint last year and remains on probation for a necklace theft and for lying to police about a car crash, said she is grateful to be at Sundance and back in the movie business.

“I’ve never had the honor of coming here before … to bring something to the table, which is starting fresh for me,” said Lohan, smiling broadly. “And I’m filming my Oprah docu-series right now, so I get to that to the people who have been watching that as well. It’s a nice change to be back among people that are in the industry that I’ve been in since I was a kid.”

She described the film as a psychological thriller about a woman trying to reclaim something she lost, adding that she “related to the character in a lot of ways.”

Emmett said Lohan found the script and insisted they make it together.

“She read the script, she called, she said, ‘We’re making this movie, are you in or out?'” he recalled. “I said, ‘I’m in.'”

Lohan will also help select the director and cast the film, he said, adding that he expects a director to be announced next week. Emmett said moviegoers “are going to really be shocked when they see Lindsay take this role on.” Lionsgate will release the film, he said.

Though Lohan served as an executive producer on her universally panned 2013 film “The Canyons,” her producing role is even larger this time around.

“It’s therapeutic for me to throw myself into something that really excites me and something that I love to do so much,” she said. “There’s nothing better than having seen all of your ideas and thoughts that you’ve been thinking about to come to fruition and to share that with people. I think that’s why I’ve always loved making movies so much. So it’s nice to be able to have another position in the film rather than just showing up and being on the set.”

No director or co-stars have been announced, but Lohan already has plenty of ideas.

“I even approached Juliette Lewis and was emailing some other people,” she said.

And she has a dream co-star: “I don’t know if she would do it, but I would die if she did: Jessica Lange.”

[From ABC News]

Ooooh. Good lord, when will “producers” stop accepting beejs as a down payment? This film sounds like an utter disaster and I seriously doubt it will ever get made. But that’s not the point, right? The point is that Lindsay flew to Sundance and that people took her photo and gave her some attention. And that she still thinks she’s A-list.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.