Lindsay Lohan called for a police escort (twice) to walk ten feet in London


Why is Lindsay Lohan’s face so puffed up in these photos? Is she storing nuts for the winter in her cheeks? Lindsay is still in England… for no apparent reason other than “partying” and “spending time with her new skeevy boy-toy.” She’s been in and out of clubs for more than a week, and she seems to have made a lot of new British druggie friends. I guess the dealers in London are fancier, perhaps. So, Lindsay was out partying like a crackhead last night and these are the photos. We have these photos because there were several paparazzi trailing her. The paps upset Lindsay because she’s such a mega-star and she hates attention (LOL), so did what every A-list mega-star would do: she called the police and had them escort her ten feet to her latest crack venue. Seriously, that happened.

Lindsay Lohan leaves the private residence where she is staying during her trip to England, and heads to a friend’s house in West London to celebrate their birthday. She was then driven by a male companion in his Aston Martin at high speeds.

Upon arrival at the house, four police officers were waiting on the doorstep, who had allegedly been called by Lindsay herself to negotiate her safe passage into the building. Despite snappers asking the police if this was a useful way to spend the tax payers’ money, they made no excuses and told photographers they have to respond to any call they receive.

Once Lindsay was inside the building, they left, but astonishingly, came back a few hours later when Lindsay was ready to leave the house. Lohan appeared to be using the police as a free security service, as she had not brought her own detail with her on this visit to England.

The police guided her into a waiting car and followed the car halfway back to her house. Then another police car with two officers in it was waiting at Lohan’s house, where they made sure she walked the 10-feet from the car into the doorway without incident. Photographers once again made it known that the whole scenario was a complete farce and that the public would be outraged if they knew that six different police officers had been used in one evening to ensure that an American celebrity had a good night out.

[From WENN]

According to Radar, Lindsay also asked the police to arrest the photographers “for loitering” as well. So, my dear British Celebitches, I’m sorry. As an American, I’m sorry that one of my cracked-out countrywomen is acting like such a GD douchebag in your country. I have no excuses for Lindsay. She’s a mess. And she’s an a—hole. But I do have to ask: why did the police show up TWICE to escort her? I’m serious. Who is she blowing at Scotland Yard?




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  1. elo says:

    Ugh, Sober my ass, is it wrong that I like her coat?

  2. fluffyrabbit says:

    Holy crap she looks so unhealthy.

  3. Aussie girl says:

    She is looking bloated and off her guts on drugs. Nothing surprises me or changes with this girl. Imagine if she spent all of her energy on working as an serious actor and not getting high and partying!

  4. Lucy2 says:

    They should have patted her down or insisted on walking her inside, probably could have made a drug arrest. Multi task, gentlemen.

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      I’m preeeeeeety sure walking a celeb to/from venues is the job of a bodyguard whose on the payroll of the “star”. Using tax payer funded police officers like personal valets is just sheer stupidity. Drug-idity?? Ego-idity?? Lindsidity??

  5. Kristen says:

    Any CB readers who can offer me a tip on how to get my hair the same color as hers? She’s totally cracked out, but I want that hair color. And coat.

  6. Snazzy says:

    that’s what I was going to ask … how did she even manage to get a police escort in the first place? Her client list must be extensive …

  7. MrsBPitt says:

    Lindsay was on HBO’s Eastbound and Down’s finale, as Kenny’s daughter, all grown up. My 23 year old son could not believe how bad LL looked (he’s not into tabloids, so hasn’t seen pics for a while). He kept saying that LL looked older than the actors portraying her parents. I was thinking that maybe we could show pics of her in schools, like a scared straight program. Here is what this girl looked like before drugs, alchohol, cigarettes, and johns, etc., and here is her picture now. The horror may turn some lives around!

    • littlestar says:

      What was weird to me about her playing Kenny’s daughter in the finale is that she had ZERO lines! She said absolutely nothing. I found it strange.

      • Byte Me says:

        Her lines were all edited out.

      • jwoolman says:

        She really can’t deliver lines (no pun intended) any better than a mediocre-to-awful kid in a high school play. I was shocked to hear her in Liz&Dick promos, but she was just as bad in skits on late night shows and a commercial she did while on house arrest. If you watch Mean Girls and Herbie, though, you’ll notice she’s never been very good. All the other actors her age in Mean Girls did very much better than she did. I really think her main attraction was always her distinctive and photogenic look, and in more recent years her willingness to strip down for the camera. She’s also been riding on her work in Parent Trap, but not much is expected of kids and I’ve seen many who would have been much better. She also can cry on cue and probably does angry better than other emotions.

  8. NerdMomma says:

    Her face looks REALLY different. Oddly, her nose looks different. Injections between her brows, maybe? It’s bizarre.

    Why would a crackie call the police? Doesn’t she avoid the police whenever possible? Very odd.

  9. gogoGorilla says:

    She is delusional. And as high as a kite. Dud she get cheek implants? Ugh. She looks terrible. What a waste. She was a pretty good actress when she was young.

  10. neelyo says:

    The nose looks droopy. She’s going to end up with a nose like Yasmine Bleeth. And the lower, darker extensions seem to be slipping out.

  11. Hautie says:

    I hate myself for saying this… but she looks sober to me in these pictures. Yes, her face looks bloated. But really, her eyes look pretty clear.

    I am more curious about who is financially paying for this trip. London is expensive as hell.

  12. smee says:

    One of the few times I’ve ever liked anything she was wearing – nice coat. BUT, her face is starting to look all puffy again from whatever she’s not on………..

  13. Leah says:

    As a londoner i am shocked that the met doesn’t have better things to do with their time.

  14. TG says:

    How old is this hag? Don’t tell me she is only 26 or something. She looks like a rough 45. I couldn’t imagine calling the police in another country unless it was urgent. I don’t understand why England lets her in.

  15. Axis2ClusterB says:

    That young cop on the right is totally having a FML moment.

  16. Mich says:

    Arrest those photographers! I’m Lindsay Lohan!

  17. msw says:

    Did you enjoy that little power trip, Lindsay?

  18. Jacqueline says:

    I wish they’d just put down their cameras in her presence. That would truly devastate her.

  19. The Original G says:

    I predict Oprah shows all the crack shenanigans without apology and then Michael Lohan threatens to sue Oprah.

  20. Nicolette says:

    “As an American, I’m sorry that one of my cracked-out countrywomen is acting like such a GD douchebag in your country.”

    I agree! Not the best representation of us for sure.

  21. Lee says:

    Does she only spray tan certain parts of her body?

    Her face and neck are sort of orangey bronze (?) and her hand is white.

  22. MacScore says:

    My head has just *exploded* with outrage and anger. Is she effing KIDDING with this? I love the comment up-thread, that photographers should just put down their cameras when she’s around… but then we wouldn’t be able to discuss her disgusting visage.

  23. dorothy says:

    Does she STILL think that she garners that much attention? If she wouldn’t call the pap’s before she leaves the hotel to alert them to her coming, they wouldn’t be there. What a delusional twit.

  24. Ruyana says:

    I am stunned at how truly terrible her face is. She just looks awful!

  25. OhMyMy says:

    I hope that the citizens and taxpayers of London are raising a stink about this. I would be if it was my local law enforcement.

    Send her a bill for those man hours (she won’t pay it) but send her a bill anyway.

  26. judyjudy says:

    Those look like fake cops…like any second the chubby cop on the right is going to pull out a boom box and the others are going to start dancing to Ace of Base or something.

  27. Decloo says:

    “Who is she blowing at Scotland Yard” made me snarf my lunch.

  28. MisJes says:

    She looks so puffy because that is Coke bloat, and she’s clearly playing hard and fast with that shit again. Sigh.

    I lol’d at the line in the article that stated she used the Police because she didn’t bring her own security detail. Hah! Bitch couldn’t AFFORD a security detail anymore. But that’s exactly what she’s done, at the taxpayers expense. I feel sorry for the Police, because understand that they had no choice but to respond, that’s their job. I can imagine she was screaming harassment/stalking. Shame on you, Blohan.

  29. StepfordWifeNot says:

    I hope the Police charge her for time-wasting, silly little mare. Reality check – no-one will recognise you, Lindsay because your drugs and facial fillers have distorted you beyond all recognition.

  30. sillyone says:

    The one cop in the middle with his arms crossed looks like Ben Affleck. He must be keeping an eye on her making sure she stays sober for that movie she said they were going to do together. LOL

  31. raincoaster says:

    Are you KIDDING me? Look at those cops. Just LOOK at them: I know why she called them, and it wasn’t for protection unless one of them has a condom.

  32. Vilodemeanus says:

    “I’m Lindsay Lohan, MOVE THE CONE”. You see nothing has changed, she’s still too broke to have her own security, but she still calls the paps even when she’s staying in a private home. How would they know where she was unless she called them herself? London’s really big and she’s really D list even by their standards. I am sorry Great Britain. She makes us feel ashamed as she’s a prime example of an ugly American.