Hot Guys of the Grammys: who would you rather & who would you rather not?


Here are your “Hot Guys” of the Grammys, although to be perfectly honest, there were some slim pickings this year. No disrespect to these guys, but I would only give a handful of them the time of day. I mean, I’m sure they’re not interested in me either. I’m just one of those women whose never seen the appeal of the standard-issue rocker. Eddie Vedder? Sure. I would hit that all day long and twice on Sundays. But, like, Dave Grohl? No. I like Dave Grohl and I respect him, but I don’t ever want to see him naked.

So I’m including lots of photos in this post and I’m trying to figure out who of these guys is really worth a bang or even a good look. I love Gary Clark Jr., but I probably wouldn’t hit it. I think Pharrell is a cutie but his Scout Leader hat is killing me. John Legend is adorable but he’s so obviously in love with his wife, I can’t even really let a crush blossom. Neil Patrick Harris… well, he wouldn’t be interested in me. Although I love his guyliner. So.. who would I bang? Ziggy Marley probably. Macklemore, definitely (but Ryan Lewis couldn’t watch). And so help me God, Kris Kristofferson looks really good here. RIGHT?!

I’m also including photos of Ringo Starr, Kevin Hart (I love him and he makes me laugh, but I probably wouldn’t bang him), Steven Tyler (mess), LL Cool J, Calvin Harris, Blake Shelton and of course, the Daft Punk helmet dudes.










Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Nev says:

    Pharell and Ziggy sooooooooooooooooooooooo STYLIN’

  2. stellalovejoydiver says:

    Calvin Harris and Ryan Lewis

  3. Audrey says:

    Just nph

    So I’d go home to ben and jerry instead. :(

    Whyyyy nph?

  4. QQ says:

    Daft Punk and Kendrick were to me THE most elegant of the night

    Would i do Josh Homme? in a New York Minute!

    Every time i see Macklemore’s Outfit I smooth laugh til I start weeping Idk why but is just so ridiculous and then the way he is standing OMG here i Go again

  5. Kiddo says:

    If I had to: Marley, Pharrell, LL Cool J, the robots and Kevin Hart, because he makes me laugh my ass off.

    Steven Tyler is a mess, he’s not hot, but for whatever reason, he is incredibly likeable.

    And you forgot Lang Lang.

  6. Mia4S says:

    I’m an overall thanks but no. I’m just here to point out that Ringo Starr is 73 years old!!! WTF?! He looks incredible!

  7. Venny says:

    Macklemore always looks like he’s holding in a fart. No thanks.

  8. Dani says:

    Does anyone know what Daft Punk look like?? Also, damnnnnn Calvin Harris.

  9. smee says:

    Macklemore is really cute but that teal velour tux he’s wearing is killing me…….

  10. Neffie says:

    i dont find Macklemore remotely attractive.

  11. eliza says:

    Nope on everyone, especially Mackelmore.

  12. OriginallyBlue says:

    Slim pickings indeed. Yeesh!

  13. Jac says:

    Hm, I feel a headache coming on…think I’d rather just roll over and go to sleep.

  14. Arock says:

    Maybe it’s left over from the 90′s but I still feel like ll cool j would do dirty so well. And daft punk, purely for the curiosity factor.

  15. Lucy says:

    Ringo has looked the same for ten years (if not more), and Pharell has looked the same for most of his life, I guess. Love them both, would not hit. Macklemore doesn’t appeal to me, but I like him. Ryan Lewis is a cutie, though! I can’t believe I’m saying this, but there’s something incredibly sexy about the robots. Good suits + talent + mistery= hot. I also might have developed a crush on Imagine Dragons’ lead singer. And you forgot about Jared Leto and the rest of the 30 Seconds To Mars guys!

  16. kay says:

    where the hell are the trent reznor pics????
    he was looking damn fine last night.

  17. Åsa says:

    Where’s Jared Leto??? He was definitely the hottest there!

  18. TheCountess says:

    Yuck, they’re all a giant “no” for me. Especially that dude in the thumbnail. Egads.

  19. Thunderthighs says:

    LL cool J any day. I feel filthy thinking of John Legend and Pharrell in any kind of sexual situations so, NO.
    Weirdly, Macklemore. Yes.
    *Hides face* :-D

  20. shump says:

    I’ve always thought Ziggy was hot!

  21. QQ says:

    Also Not for Nothing we are having omissions: Miguel Giving you Curly realness, and jay-z on his grown man steeze and again Kendrick not being here (he looked so sharp!) and Jared-slowly-morphing-Into-white-jesus-Leto and Keith Urban Matching his and hers Botox faces (srly yall not a wrinkle to be found) , Trent, Dave Ghrol, Josh …

  22. Rachel says:

    Kevin Hart looks like he’s resting his weary head on that woman’s bosom.

  23. ramie says:

    wait….I thought you said “hot guys”?

  24. Diana says:

    I want Daft Punk. There. I’ve said it!

  25. Jackie Jormp Jomp (formerly Zelda) says:

    Ryan Lewis can GET. IT.
    He’ll be taking off the suit, anyway.

  26. SonjaMarmeladova says:

    Dave Grohl in Nirvana days was hot. Or cute which is kinda rare in rock stars. Plus, he’s got a great personality.
    I still think he’s kinda hot, but he’s the same age as my dad so no thanks.

    • Tiffany :) says:

      One of my friends in college used to hook up with Dave Grohl. Not in Nirvana years, but more like mid Foo Fighter years. She said that he was an animal and RIPPED HER CLOTHES OFF completely. Like, her t-shirt came off in two pieces, broke the clasp on her bra. He was a super passionate guy, very fun and REALLY into making her happy.

      That’s what I think of whenever I see him!

  27. loveisthecoal says:

    I’ll take Daft Punk, with or without the helmets.

  28. Leah says:

    Pharell is supercute. The rest no thanks.

  29. Amanda_M87 says:

    Sorry but Makelmore is so ugly IMO.

  30. rcc says:

    Why no pics of Bruno? He’d get my vote all day, every day!

  31. MSat says:

    Hey, how about a Josh Homme photo for those of us who like the rocker guys? He’s so dreamy with that ginger pompador and leather jacket. Trent Reznor, too, please! Oh, and LL Cool J still makes me tingly.

  32. the other Kate says:

    Daft Punk helmet dudes always give me creeps. And I can’t figure out if it’s because I fell disturbed or fascinated.

  33. jaye says:

    Re: Kris Kristofferson…he looks like he doesn’t have teeth in his mouth.

  34. wtf says:

    I’ll pass on all of them, but in what world does Macklemore beat out Kendrick Lamar for rap?!?! Seriously?!?!? WTF?

  35. Tiffany :) says:

    John Legend and Pharrell are both such hot men. Damn.

  36. Angelduster says:

    I seem to be in the minority here, but it find Dave grohl very sexy.
    I think his personality has a lot to do with it though, as he is so cool in interviews and is known as the ” nice guy of rock “.
    Josh homme is also sexy, the way he was gyrating his hips and he has that Elvis type grin as he sings. He is so handsome! Please post a pic of him for us rockers to drool over!

  37. P.J. says:

    “Eddie Vedder? Sure. I would hit that all day long and twice on Sundays.” Girl, my thoughts EXACTLY ❤

    I’m 30 and let me tell you, long haired, young, beautiful blue-eyed, flannel/ripped jeans/Doc Martin wearing Eddie Vedder was at the height of his Grunge music game during my formative and ahem, VERY hormonal, middle school years and to this day, every time a classic Pearl Jam song comes on the radio…Oh my GOD. Still hot for the man today!

    Also, “Mackelmore, definitely (but Ryan Lewis couldn’t watch).” This had me crazy-laughing out loud! I adore those two together but are they EVER apart? Idk but maybe that would actually work in my favor because I’m so into both there’s absolutely no way I could choose :D