Lindsay Lohan victimized by crack-thievery: how the crack-worm turns, eh?


The theme of today’s multiple Lindsay Lohan stories is “theft”. Or, if you will, “crack thievery.” First up, do you remember when Lindsay went on a crack-heisting binge for several years? I’m sure she’s still crack heisting stuff, but maybe she’s gotten better at it or something, because it’s been a good year since she was caught crack-handed. But the whole thing started when Lindsay began boosting clothes from photoshoots, and then she outright stole a fur coat from a club. Well, what cracks around goes around.

Lindsay Lohan claims half of her $75K coat went missing at a New York nightclub … and it’s the SAME club where she walked out with someone else’s hugely expensive coat 6 years before. We’ve learned Lindsay was partying at 1Oak Wednesday night. She says she went in with a $75,000 2 piece fur coat.

Lindsay claims she walked out with only one of the 2 pieces on … and when she realized she left the other half inside she went back but it was nowhere to be seen. We’re told Lindsay called almost everyone who was at her table … to see if anyone had walked off with the half-a-coat or knew its whereabouts.

Sources tell us … Lindsay claims the only person who she hasn’t been able to contact is a Seahawks player … who she says was at her table.

As for the prior incident … you may recall Lindsay was at 1Oak in 2008 when she walked out with someone’s $12,000 mink coat. The owner sued Lindsay. Lindsay Lohan … making the case for faux fur.

[From TMZ]

Well, this is just karma coming to kick her ass. If there was any justice in the world, people would be looting her multiple crack dens and cracked-out storage spaces as we speak. Remember, she’s a hoarder too. She’s got boxes and boxes of crap, half of it probably jacked from stores, photoshoots and friends’ closets. But what if people tried to steal something that was REALLY important to her? Like, her drugs?

Oprah hoped that by giving Lindsay Lohan an OWN show, Lohan would breathe new life into her tattered reputation. To protect her $2 million investment, insiders say Oprah shelled out $16,800 a month on a posh SoHo apartment for Lohan but no idea that Lindsay is treating the pad like a drug den!

“Lindsay was 100 percent doing lines of cocaine at the apartment Oprah got her. She was doing it out in the open, in front of three friends,” an eyewitness tells Star.

On December 18th, Lindsay was desperate to track down her former fling, model Morgan O’Connor – and some drugs. “Lindsay went to a hotel to find Morgan and met several models and invited them over. They went with Lindsay to her house and did a bunch of blow.”

During that incident, Lindsay bragged that Oprah is lucky to have her. “At Thanksgiving, she told me, ‘I own Oprah’s Next Chapter. What is she without me? Oprah is so 2009!’”

Sadly, this isn’t the first recent Lilo drug binge Star has uncovered. An eyewitness says that Lindsay was snorting cocaine at a friend’s mansion during the Art Basel festival in Miami on December 6th.

“Lindsay was doing lines of cocaine in a bedroom with friends. She ended up doing so much that she hada total coke freak-out, screaming, ‘Who took my stash?!’”

Lindsay then accused Barron Hilton of stealing from her, which may have led to his beatdown courtesy of Lindsay’s friend Ray LeMoine. “She was clearly concerned she wasn’t going to get her drugs back and might have to stoop so low as to ask someone to share with her! She kept whining, ‘I am a celebrity. I can’t just go around asking everyone for coke!’ It was so embarrassing.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

“I own Oprah’s Next Chapter. What is she without me? Oprah is so 2009.” Says the bitch who is SO 2004. But I like the twist at the end about Barron Hilton and what “really” went down in Miami. Eh, a crack-heisted cocaine stash makes as much sense as anything else. And there’s something about “I am a celebrity. I can’t just go around asking everyone for coke!” that rings true as well. Lindsay Lohan is a celebrity – she can’t ASK people for coke. But she can certainly “trade” her talents into finding a decent stash.



Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. lourdiee says:

    Mehhh on Lindsay’s antics.Or should I say Meth on Lindsay’s antics LOL.
    btw Kaiser I beg you,bring mad libs back! :D

  2. swack says:

    I guess if you don’t care about money you can afford not to worry about a 2 piece fur coat. How in the heck to you NOT make sure you have everything when you leave a nightclub or restaurant or any public place? If this doesn’t show she’s back on something, I don’t know what does.

  3. Lark says:

    Oh Cracken. So many chances, and she tossed them all away. In slight defense of Lilo, I read an article Ray Lemoine wrote for the Atlantic or some website about what supposedly really went down. Apparently, he’s a journalist and used to manage clubs or something like that…anyway, he claims he was working all night at some Art Basel party managing some pop up club and came home to find a bunch of people had basically crashed in the house and were partying that he and a few friends were renting (Lindsay was a friend of one of his friends). It had gotten out of control, so he tried to kick them out with another friend and Cokey McJunior Hilton went after him and they got in a scuffle.

    I want to say bitch please though, the Seahawks comment is obvious BS to gain some PR since they are going to be in the Superbowl.

  4. Colu says:

    What in the world is a two piece coat? And how would you not notice immediately if you were only wearing half of it?

  5. Kali says:

    The Cracken strikes again. Where’s Sam Worthington when you need him? He can’t act for sh*t but he slayed that demon pretty effectively…

  6. Elisabeth says:

    sounds like someone just stole their coat back

  7. B&A FN says:

    How does it feels to be robbed Lindsay???, if you were robbed. Could this be a case of Lindsey trying to rob the insurance company. Photo #2, what’s that white stuff up Llo’s nose?

  8. Mia4S says:

    Even better Page Six is now saying surveillance cameras show her arriving at the club in a leather jacket….and leaving in a leather jacket. So there was no fur. Shock! Plus her father was the one who called the club. Tell me again how she’s changed?

  9. Neffie says:

    in the last pic , is it my eyes or does she have white powder up her nose?

  10. lovegossipbutnotL&E says:

    I am a True Blue Seahawks fan and all I have to say is, there better not of been a Seahawks sitting at her table! (I highly doubt it is true!) I will still love them, but if true I may look side eye at them trying to figure out which stooped so low!!! :-D GO HAWKS!!!!!

  11. smee says:

    It all starts with “…stole her $75k fur coat….” What on earth is she doing with a coat that costs more than most cars and some houses? One day, if she makes it to her episode of “True Life Story” or “Behind the Music” or whatever haz-been show is right for her, I’m sure she’ll wish she had put that $$ in a money market account instead of into HALF of an out-of-style coat.

  12. Garrett says:

    Page six just reported that there was never a fur coat but she was wearing a leather jacket and a shawl and she is definitely banned from 1Oaks. So yeah, she was looking for attention with that story. As for buying drugs with Oprah’s money, not surprised.

  13. dizzylucy says:

    I don’t even want to imagine what she’s doing to “earn” a $75K coat.

  14. Bread and Circuses says:

    “Stolen” like her laptop in Asia?

    She hid it and wants a payout from insurance.

    Or the coat is on loan and she wants to keep the half she hid.

    Or she lost it and defaulted straight into her knee-jerk persecution complex.

    Anything that comes out of a Lohan’s mouth is a lie. Could she have been robbed? Maybe. But I think a whooooole bunch of other scenarios are more likely.

  15. LilyT says:

    What is Oprah without you Lindsey?

    Better off.