LeAnn Rimes poses for the paps in several bikinis in Hawaii: cute or try-hard?


LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are in Hawaii right now. And somehow, the paparazzi managed to find them. LeAnn is staring directly into the paparazzi cameras in most of these photos, almost like she’s psychically asking, “Did you get that shot? Do you want me to bend over? Should a boob pop out right now?” According to Fame/Flynet, Eddie and LeAnn are still filming stuff for the VH1 reality show, but I thought they had already finished “filming”? Didn’t they finish months ago? Or did someone demand reshoots? Cough.

Anyway, there’s not much to say about these photos, I guess. LeAnn is sucking in her stomach in many of the pics, and all of her bikinis are at least two sizes too small. Which is weird, because her body looks fine – LeAnn has gained a little weight over the past three or four months, but I kind of think the weight looks good on her, and she looks so much better now than she did when she was extreme-dieting. So, why can’t she buy some bikinis that fit? Or at the very least, find a couple of styles that are flattering. With her build, I would put her in a more athletic-looking bikini, definitely not the bandeau.

Also, Brandi Glanville is apparently “laughing off” the rumors that LeAnn wants full custody of Brandi and Eddie’s sons. E! News doesn’t have a direct quote or anything, but you can read the story here.




Photos courtesy of LeAnn’s twitter, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. paola says:

    Oh my. She got even uglier.

    ‘LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are in Hawaii right now. And somehow, the paparazzi managed to find them’
    She probably bought them a first class ticket and their stay at the same hotel she’s staying at. You know.. just to be sure..

  2. swedish chef says:

    She’s terrible at acting natural for the cameras. Trying WAY too hard.

  3. Kara says:

    OMG I’m so haaaapppyyyyy!!!! Seriously ya’ll… We’re sooooo in lalalalalooooove and haaappyyy!!! Can’t you tell?

  4. Patricia says:

    OMG stopppppp! That pic where she is laying on Eddie and staring at the pap camera like it’s a damn vogue photoshoot! Insane narcissism.
    When my husband and I, who are very happily married, go to the beach the last thing on our mind is taking pics to share with the world to show how happy we are. It’s all so artificial.

    • Erinn says:

      This. I go to the beach and look kind of awful. Because it’s the beach. I don’t pose for photoshoots. She’s so obvious about it. Heaven forbid she just enjoy her time here and not primp for the cameras.

      And if she’s going to suck her stomach in, she really needs to know where the sucking in limit is before it starts looking oddly concave. It’s pretty clear she’s doing it.

    • emmie_a says:

      I thought the same of that pic, along with how nice it highlights her Botox.

      And I think her dream is to be an A or B-list celebrity (or so it seems??) – but doesn’t she get that *real* celebrities don’t call the paps to document their every move? They want to go about their lives without constant attention (possibly because their work gets them enough attention). Or maybe it’s because they have actual lives and don’t have to make reality shows or pretend they have such perfect lives. Either way, her desperation is pathetic.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      So agree. And we touch often and affectionately, but I don’t drape myself all over him and constantly lie in his lap. Not that everyone is the same, but that just looks so contrived to me.

  5. lassie says:

    Ah, they’re so in love and genuine and everyone is just jel…….hahahahahahahaha!

  6. Mendy says:

    Be attention wh0re or die tryin. Right LeAnn?!

  7. Ang says:

    At least she doesn’t look like a Skelton anymore. Still ugly thou.

  8. Jackson says:

    I know it’s a ‘thing’ now, but I really dislike when I see a non-matching bikini top and bottom. I guess I’m old school on that one.

  9. Gia says:

    Oh boy. The pic of her and Eddie walking: He looks like a defeated little boy being led around by his (sugar) mommy. Man up you pussy and leave her.

  10. Tracy says:

    Good grief… that face!! She is all yours, Eddie.

  11. chalkituptoluck says:

    she looks better. way healthier. its painful how much she likes the attention though

  12. Quinn says:

    Girlfriend needs to buy a suit that fits.

  13. Decloo says:

    “Look at me, look at me. ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? Look at the hot dude I have. Isn’t he hot? Look how INTO me he is. Are you kind of jealous? Keep looking. Keep looking at me.”

  14. Jennifer12 says:

    The word you’re looking for is predictable. She is desperate to prove her detractors wrong and jump start her show. However, as long as she isn’t selling her stepsons’ images- as she often does- famewhore away. Her body looks much better than it did when she was all bones.

  15. Elisabeth says:

    it must be exhausting to be’sucking in’ your belly for your entire vacation.
    Cozy suite for 20 LeLe? you, ed and the paid friends and paps

    that black heart of hers must pump oil, stupid try-hard

  16. Neffie says:

    My God breathe woman, she sucking her stomach so hard she could pass out.

    • SnarkySnarkers says:

      OMG this! I see a woman who is massively insecure with herself in these pictures. The extreme stomach suck in, the hand over the stomach in the shot with Eddie. Why wear those suits if you aren’t comfortable in them? Get a one piece for the love of gawd!

      • Stacey says:

        Massively insecure. Her figure is fabulous, sucking it in and draping her hand over her stomach draws attention to her insecurity! And, she is lucky she has such a nice cellulite free figure because her face is uglay! She has such a mean looking face. Is that the botox? And does she have a gap in her two front teeth?! She shoulda never started messing with her teeth and face. She looks like a monster

  17. dorothy says:

    It’s ALWAYS try hard with LeAnn. I can’t believe VH-1 is doing a reality show with them. First of all, is there any reality with these two? Second, if LeAnn and Eddie are celebrity enough to rate a show, what’s next? The woman from the tampon commercials? The woman from the Obamacare website? VH-1 is really is scraping the bottom of the barrel on this one.

  18. Arock says:

    This chick.
    She’s such an immature, attention whore. Everything she does gets taken down to a junior high level. I’m not sure what her objective is- she’s insufferable, manic, desperate and it just gives you the sads to watch. I can’t wait for the day the universe pats her on the head and sends her out to pasture.

  19. bettyrose says:

    Her bod looks great. Let’s just acknowledge that much.

  20. Stephanie says:

    That header picture is awful. She needs to STFU and disappear for several months. No tweeting, no famewhoring. I know it won’t happen, just like my dog will never cook breakfast for me. Lol.

  21. blue marie says:

    Try-hard, but it’s LeAnn so what do you expect?

  22. dread pirate cuervo says:

    Her implants look horrible.

  23. BooBooLaRue says:

    Wow that woman in the pix with her and Eddie, looks like Princess Di!

  24. Christin says:

    Have they set a record for length of time taken to film six(?) episodes of a reality show? Didn’t filming begin at least six months ago? A full-length motion picture could have been filmed in much less time.

    • Deanne says:

      If the show was good, VH1 would be airing it already. Initially they were saying December, then early 2014, now possibly during the summer wasteland, when no one watches anyway. It must be utter garbage if they can’t use what they have in the can and have to use a fake Hawaii trip, along with the fake trip to visit the Father she sued and ignored while he was in the hospital and fake footage of them at home. It’s like they are desperately throwing things at the wall, hoping something will stick, but they just end up with useless footage. LeAnn and Eddie can’t even pull off looking happy and natural in their daily staged photo ops. Why would anyone think they’d be able to do it in live action? All they have done is film them vacationing. Unless it is supposed to be a travel show, I can’t imagine anyone watching for any reason other than the train wreck factor. Watching LeAnn pick her bikini bottoms out of her butt crack only appeals to a small demographic, located in East Tennessee.

  25. Tiffany says:

    In order to take a vacation, shouldn’t one, you know, work. It is a time spent away from business along with the home. What do these two do all day beside take trips. How is that even possible to take a vacation from taking a vacation.

  26. Leslie says:

    Trying way too hard. WTF happened to her teeth? They look like she had her caps removed and got her old teeth back?????

  27. Dirtnap says:

    The photo of her on the homepage had a very Alfred E. Neuman-esque quality about it. Does anyone remember that red-haired kid on the cover of “Mad Magazine,” the one whose motto is “What? Me worry?” Leann is the blonde Alfred, and has that expression down pat.

  28. Deanne says:

    It must be exhausting to need that much attention. Eddie Cibrian is such a loser. No income, relegated to doing a reality show with his clingy wife and rapidly losing his looks. LeAnn’s body looks healthier but she doesn’t have a clue how to dress for her very broad shoulders. Have LeAnn and Eddie ever travelled alone? I know that this is for their upcoming epic failure of a show, but they even took another couple and paparazzi on their honeymoon. They don’t ever seem to be alone. Weird.

    • Christin says:

      Two guys who have aged or gone downhill looks-wise in rapid time are Dean (Tori’s prize) and Eddie. They seem to have other similarities, such as thinking they landed on Easy Street when they met their current wives.

      I also find it interesting how they rarely if ever vacation alone.

      • Deanne says:

        Two aging lotharios and their homely wives/meal tickets. All are attention seeking, photo op staging, D-listers,with delusions of grandeur. Having child after child won’t seal cracks in a marriage, nor will taking vacation after vacation. At some point, these relationships, which started from lies and betrayal, will always face their own form of crisis. Since they all place blame for their prior failed marriage, on their previous spouses, I figure they deserve whatever they get.

  29. Ashley says:

    Let alone with a million reasons why I don’t like her….makeup on at the beach! Like the girls who put on makeup to go to the gym, so bad for your skin!

  30. mollie says:

    I don’t think a bandeau is flattering on really anyone, no matter how perfect the figure.

  31. Jupiter says:

    and who is gonna watch this? who even cares about these 2 losers?

  32. Marybel says:

    It’s all for Brandi’s benefit. It would be nice if Brandi could/would just ignore her and live her (better without Ed) life.

  33. nk868 says:

    she’s annoying but i like the print on the gray suit – not the fit/cut, but the print is cute

  34. Tara says:

    Omg that last pic. She looks bat shit insane

  35. hateonit. says:

    that last bathing suit bottom where Eddie is holding her….or whatever…those look like regular underwear. gross. meann in her underwear. everything is sooo fake who wears earrings like that to the beach? dumb broad. I can’t waiiiit until her and Eddie divorce I can’t waiiiiit!!!

  36. Jennifer says:

    Trying hard to stay relevant. Desperate.

  37. Vanderhootchie says:

    Try-hard. Add to that – fug. And what’s she looking at in the second pic? To see if the paps got a shot of her with Eddie’s hand on her? I can’t stand these two.

  38. Erinn says:

    I keep seeing my to-be sister in law when I look at Leann. Pretty sure she’s morphing into her. Unfortunately for her she’s like 20, and keeps looking more and more like her. She’s also batshit crazy.

  39. Pers says:

    Leann, why you so thirsty baby? Pathetic and fake.

  40. Leslie says:

    Have these two ever taken a vacation (even their honeymoon) alone, with just the two of them? I can’t remember ever seeing pictures of them anywhere without their entourage of paid friends. That speaks volumes about what their relationship must be like if they don’t want to be alone on a vacation.

  41. OrangeBlohan says:

    The only good thing about these pics is that the boys are not with them!

  42. Irishserra says:

    Oh Holy Hell! I just happened to click on the “Tan Mom Crawls Down the Red Carpet” link in the above “Featured Links” section. I need to bleach my fekking eyes out! I had to click my way back to this LeAnn post asap. She looks like an absolute dream by comparison. Try it. I swear it works. Now how in the hell can I unsee the disturbing Tan Mom photos? I should have known better.

  43. kellyinseattle says:

    Eddie looks miserable.

  44. michele says:

    Haha she’s just so fugly and insane. It just doesn’t stop.

  45. Zwella Ingrid says:

    I think she looks nice and healthy. Much better than bikini pics in the past.

  46. Harleyilover says:

    Why are you sucking in your tummy Leman? Oh that’s right because you just showed off your rock hard abs in the last picture & realised its not how you look now….Do you really think we are that STUPID?? BTW, nice stretch marks. I wonder what you will look like AFTER kids?? LOL

  47. Jayna says:

    I find it odd they always vacation with other people. I know they are filming, so you need more people in this instance. But this isn’t isolated. They are not a couple that are insular, just love to hang together, and socialize or have friends around occasionally. It’s the opposite. How long is this six episode show going to film for? LOL The footage has to be terribly disappointing to still be filming and to always need location changes for them – going to Tennessee, going to the mountains, going camping, going to Hawaii. On and on and on and on. I mostly found trips on the reality shows too contrived and what usually makes a reality show successfull is the interaction of the people at home in their everyday lives. Of course, what would be interesting about these two at home? That’s exactly why they have to keep thinking up more trips. LOL And no kids on their show, just LeAnn and Eddie and flying in friends to make them seem interesting.

    • claire says:

      …going to Europe, going skydiving. It’s a reality show about traveling to spice up your life, maybe? ;)

      • Jayna says:

        Maybe it should be called: Eddie’s Video Travel Guide to Surviving Marriage to LeAnn Rimes. LOL Number one must have: , Booze, lots of booze, no matter where I am, to take the edge off of listening to her inane, narcissistic blather going on and on and on.

    • Christin says:

      If they filmed at home, the scenarios I imagine would involve her on her phone almost nonstop, the assistant on a laptop monitoring the Web, and husband dearest throwing back brews while sitting near the pool.

      After he does any little thing, his wife could tweet some much grander effort that he did. Eddie just landscaped our entire casa (when in reality he never left his lounge chair – he just pointed the hired help as to where to place the mulch). Frozen burritos are prepared (still in a foil pan) and presented via a photo as the gourmet meal of the evening. Workouts done in the driveway. Fun stuff like that.

  48. Jaana says:

    My god she is ugly. She does have a better body than Brandi though. Much better.

  49. Jana says:

    Leanne and Eddie always look like they’re trying way too hard in every single photo…why doesn’t she stop posing for pictures in bikinis and get back to work singing, before that gigolo spends all her money.

  50. shellybean says:

    I think her body looks fabulous. Even better than Brandi’s. Brandi is too thin.

    But yeah, LeAnn is a loon.

  51. LilyT says:

    Must. Control. Gag reflex.


  52. Zooyork says:

    Man LeAss (love it Briargal!) is a fugly dude!

  53. Ming says:

    Holy try hard batman!
    Her sucking in ‘ab’ ..ab as in one giant something, I’m not really sure what, has always disturbed me.
    Her teeth are definitely different..maybe individually filed down?
    The deadlocked stare between her and the paid for pap is so creepy.
    Bandeau tops are not her friend. Same goes with the suit bottom up the butt.
    I kinda feel bad for the crazy stretch marks though. Going skinny super quick, then putting on weight, then going skinny and putting on even more weight is what killed her skin.

  54. Jayna says:

    She looks great in those bikinis. Her boobs actually look decent for a change and that’s a perfect weight for her. I don’t see where the bikinis are too small.

  55. Baylor says:

    Surprised no has tweeted her and pointed out that this is proof she was lying about the hard abs pic being recent.

  56. Bread and Circuses says:

    She looks really pretty, but she’s got Heidi Montag levels of desperate-for-attention going on.

  57. Kosmos says:

    I can’t understand why anyone would want to create a Reality show about themselves. I can only think that they have to be exhibitionists because who would want to share ‘everything’ with the public? Is this happening because they receive so much $$ for a show? Aside from that, LeAnn looks so much better with a little meat on her bones than she did being too thin. I agree, Brandi is definitely too thin and also, she looks much more plastic. I think Brandi is a turnoff altogether. If LeAnn and Eddie truly love each other, then leave them alone. People seem to be making up all kinds of stories, but maybe they are actually happy together, at least for the present.

    • Deanne says:

      Happy people don’t have to prove they are happy to anyone. Eddie looks miserable half of the time and she tries so hard to prove that they are in perfect bliss 24/7 , that it makes it look like the opposite is true. They’ve brought on the speculation with their behaviour. If they had just road off into the sunset together and she hadn’t tweeted about their supposedly perfect life and love, all while disrespecting the Mother of his children, the public would have responded in a much more forgiving way and the speculation about their relationship wouldn’t be happening. Unfortunately, they like the attention and since neither can garner the attention with their respectively failing careers, this is the route they are choosing.

  58. veronica says:

    her bikini doesn’t look too small at all she’s fine

  59. Renae says:

    Nobody will have to watch this stupid show because she has tweeted and papped everything that could possibly be included. Her stretch marks really show on her thighs and she obviously sucks her gut in as far as she can in most pics or tries to hide it with jacket or arm. When you look at the two women we know he spent a lot of time with, Brandi and Scheana, both are thin and very feminine looking. Leann does not fit in that category and never will. When Eddie is papped with his mouth open and his bottom lip sticking out, he always makes me think man this guy just looks so unintelligent and really not hot like she and he thinks. He will pretend enough to get by as long as he is unemployed and she has any means of making money. Think she is showing her real teeth now as opposed to used to always be wearing veneers? I still think he cheats and she knows it and they just pretend. I think when she got heavy and always looked disheveled that he was probably very involved with another woman and she knew it.