Last month, The Daily Mail had a funny story about Kim Kardashian keeping a “booty tailor” on call 24 hours a day just in case she needs to buy a pair of jeans and have them tailored for her booty. Well, In Touch Weekly claims that Kim’s booty really is causing major headaches, and not just for the poor bastard who has to tailor all of Kim’s “size 4” clothes. Unfortunately, we don’t get a big payoff for this hilarious “MY BUTT WON’T STOP GROWING” cover.
It’s no secret that the reality TV star likes to have all her clothes — even jeans — tailored to hug her curves. But now, a source has confirmed to In Touch that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have employed a tailor to be on-call for alterations.
“She spends hours getting ready and selecting her outfits. She gets her clothes tailored especially to accommodate her butt,” the Kardashian insider tells the mag. “It’s all just so over-the-top — she takes hours just to pick an outfit to go to lunch. She’d rather squeeze into something and say she’s a size smaller than be comfortable.”
Kim Kardashian recently shocked onlookers when she exited her SUV wearing suede capri pants that were a few sizes too small. “The pants didn’t fit her at all,” an eyewitness tells In Touch.
Her pants are not the only things Kim is trying to squeeze into. At a photo shoot with Kanye in early February, “One of the shots has Kim in a vintage chair, but the production staff had to spend three days custom-building it because her butt wouldn’t fit in the original,” an insider claims to In Touch. “Everybody was freaking out about it.”
When your ass needs custom-built chairs, it’s time to take out the butt implants. If she has butt implants. There’s some disagreement amongst the conspiracy theorists about this one. Some people believe she has butt implants, some people (like CB) think that Kim has gotten lipo on her stomach and thighs and now there’s excess fat going to her butt. Or something, it’s a complicated conspiracy theory with lots of moving parts. Or maybe she just has a huge butt naturally. It happens.
Photos courtesy of WENN, cover courtesy of In Touch.