In Touch: Kim Kardashian’s butt ‘won’t stop growing,’ it doesn’t fit in normal chairs

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Last month, The Daily Mail had a funny story about Kim Kardashian keeping a “booty tailor” on call 24 hours a day just in case she needs to buy a pair of jeans and have them tailored for her booty. Well, In Touch Weekly claims that Kim’s booty really is causing major headaches, and not just for the poor bastard who has to tailor all of Kim’s “size 4” clothes. Unfortunately, we don’t get a big payoff for this hilarious “MY BUTT WON’T STOP GROWING” cover.

It’s no secret that the reality TV star likes to have all her clothes — even jeans — tailored to hug her curves. But now, a source has confirmed to In Touch that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have employed a tailor to be on-call for alterations.

“She spends hours getting ready and selecting her outfits. She gets her clothes tailored especially to accommodate her butt,” the Kardashian insider tells the mag. “It’s all just so over-the-top — she takes hours just to pick an outfit to go to lunch. She’d rather squeeze into something and say she’s a size smaller than be comfortable.”

Kim Kardashian recently shocked onlookers when she exited her SUV wearing suede capri pants that were a few sizes too small. “The pants didn’t fit her at all,” an eyewitness tells In Touch.

Her pants are not the only things Kim is trying to squeeze into. At a photo shoot with Kanye in early February, “One of the shots has Kim in a vintage chair, but the production staff had to spend three days custom-building it because her butt wouldn’t fit in the original,” an insider claims to In Touch. “Everybody was freaking out about it.”

[From In Touch Weekly]

When your ass needs custom-built chairs, it’s time to take out the butt implants. If she has butt implants. There’s some disagreement amongst the conspiracy theorists about this one. Some people believe she has butt implants, some people (like CB) think that Kim has gotten lipo on her stomach and thighs and now there’s excess fat going to her butt. Or something, it’s a complicated conspiracy theory with lots of moving parts. Or maybe she just has a huge butt naturally. It happens.

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  1. daisy says:

    Is she still trying to say she is a size 4?

  2. JaDeRu says:

    *rolls on floor in fits of laughter*

  3. Patricia says:

    That butt makes her so much money though. If she had a normal figure her star would fade faster than it already is.
    That said, I can’t imagine having a butt like that. It just seems so damn uncomfortable. Can she even lay flat on her back?!

  4. Nima1 says:

    She looks absolutely hideous…..doesn’t she own a mirror?

    Thanks for the entertainment tho ;)

  5. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Oh my God, my day is made! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!
    Best. Headline. Ever!

  6. Francesca says:

    Please just please put that thing away!

  7. MollyB says:

    I love a big butt. Butts are great. Kim had an awesome, natural big butt, like five or six years ago. Whatever she’s done recently to give her this ridic Baby Huey diaper butt is unfortunate.

  8. Elisabeth says:

    That ass has a life of its own

  9. Tracy says:

    The nose is shrinking and the butt is growing.

  10. GeeMoney says:

    LMAO at the title of this blogpost… her butt won’t stop growing?!? Too. Damn. Funny.

    I don’t even know what advice you can give someone to help them out of this situation.

  11. AG-UK says:

    Her butt is too big weird shape as well. If that were my butt I can tell you no white jeans for moi.

  12. Whitney says:

    That is one absolutely hilarious cover. I wonder if she’ll sue. Can she sue over something that is probably true, anyway?

    • Size Does Matter says:

      Maybe she will tweet again about how hard she works, it’s so unfair, etc., etc., and claim that it was photoshopped! And we all cackle at the irony. Or wrinkly I guess in this case.

      • Linda A says:

        If she wanted to sue, Whitney, the burden would be on Kim to establish actual malice on the part of the publisher, meaning that she would have to establish that the publisher knew or should have known that the headline was untrue. Good luck with that, Kimmy Kakes.

        Wrong place, meant to reply to Whitney, I rarely post.

  13. Zigggy says:

    Best headline since “I Can’t Stop Eating!”

  14. HH says:

    I’m on the fence about this one because Khloe’s butt is now standing out a lot more now that she’s lost weight. Maybe they just have big buns.

  15. Sunlily says:

    Crazy how Kim’s ass wasn’t the first thing I noticed but that pathetic ass poor Jen blurb on the cover. My eye is literally twitching from rolling it so hard. It’s over for sure now.

  16. ycnan says:

    holy crap, i know these kardashians are quite frankly awful people, but how rude is it to say someones ass is too big for a chair.

    • Marigold says:

      Sometimes it’s just the truth.

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      Yeah…. people nowadays are so large that she’d have to be 3-4 times as big as she is right now to be too big for a chair. Come on people, this is the stupidest story ever! As an aside, can anyone tell me how getting real fat injected into other parts of your body actually works? Do you lose the fat when you exercise? Do you have to remain stationary or get it done a few times a year? Honestly curious. Thanks!

      • BendyWindy says:

        The article specifies that it’s a vintage chair. They’re usually tiny.

      • Macey says:

        They basically suck out fat from one area of your body and inject it into another. KK had some fat from her stomach and injected into your ass. Yes, you should exercise b/c there really is no telling how the fat will adjust to its new location. There is usually a lot a lumpy looking fat b/c it does not just smooth out on its own. The other problem is those fat cells will continue to grow as you gain weight and you never know how that will turn out…see KK’s pics.
        Its just like when you get lypo, most ppl do not gain the weight back in that area b/c those fat cells have been removed (notice KK’s stomach remained semi-flat) where as if you didnt suck them out you notice those areas getting bigger and bigger b/c those fat cells grow as you gain weight. Now KK is having that problem is her rear b.c those newly injected fat cells will continue to grow in her butt as she gains weight. It will also be next to impossible to lose it w/o surgery. You can only manipulate the fat so much before you start looking deformed and disproportionate..see KK’s pics.

        on other note…I love this story, especially about the chair…can you imagine?

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Agree with BendyWindy. I have some vintage wicker chairs and one of our friends, who is just a large guy, not fat, can’t fit in them.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Google Brazilian Butt Lift. It is a real procedure they do in doctor’s offices. There are before and after photos.

      • gg says:

        Any chair with arms is going to cause problems for this girl.

  17. yennefer says:

    It’s because her ass is made for thrones, you peasants.

  18. dorothy says:

    Honestly, her butt went from sexy, several years ago to freakishly huge. That top photo of her in the capri’s tells the story. What a fashion disaster.

  19. magda says:

    “10 pics she couldn’t photoshop” OMG, so mean, so true and sooooo funny :)

  20. Allie says:

    I don’t understand how celebrities think they can get away with lying about their size. Girl, we all can see you are not a size 4. No one cares what size you are until you start lying about it.

  21. Kiddo says:

    Hers may be growing, but I just laughed mine off. That is funny. It’s definitely implants. She had a cute, well proportioned body in the past. Look at ‘befores’ and ‘afters’ on Dlisted, in the comments.

  22. ZigZagZoey says:

    Question….That short gray sweater…..Looks kinda old and pilly to me….Am I seeing things? Or is her butt just blurring everything insight? And her top lip looks so bad there too.

  23. cro-girl says:

    Good grief, it’s not THAT big. What a ridiculous cover.

  24. GrumpyCat says:

    Its fat injections in the butt combined with lipo. She probably had it done at the same time and transferred the fat. Khloe probably also has fat injections.
    There is no way you can look at early photos of her where she is proportional and say maybe she’s just naturally like that now.

  25. Marigold says:

    She has a granny bum. Or the kind of bum one gets from sitting at a desk for 40 years. It’s just really odd.

  26. lisa2 says:

    I never really knew much about Kim before the show and relationships. But someone over at Duhlisted posted some pictures of Kim in the Early years. And yes she did do something major to her butt. I honestly always thought it was natural. Her Mom/sisters all have big bottoms. But after looking at those pictures and now it is very clear she enhanced her butt. she had such a cute figure. Well proportioned and even. Not a huge backside at all. Now the back view of her is just not attractive. I don’t know why women do this kind of stuff.

    • Petee says:

      I saw those this morning too.What great before and after picture’s.How can she keep lying like this?All you have to do is look at those photo’s.I remember when she looked like that.She was the Anti Paris.Pretty,dark,and curvy.She doesn’t even look the same.Injection’s and lipo for sure.Khloe better stop too.Her butt is different now also and other people are starting to notice.Do these people think we are blind?

    • idk says:

      That guy Mike from TMZ (who is always defending the Kardashians because he has some sort of connection to them) said Kim had her behind sculpted and that’s why it looks like that. I’m not sure what “sculpted” really means in plastic surgery definitions though.

      Also, did anyone see the twitter rant Kim went on yesterday? She said the tabloids photoshop her pics to make her look bigger than she is. She also said she still has 15 pounds to lose. She also said the media is giving young girls a complex about their weight. It was hard to read her rant without laughing.

  27. Dame Snarkweek says:

    There once lived a girl with no class
    Making money from pics of her ass
    But she’s dull and a wimp
    With a mom for a pimp
    So I thought about giving her a pass

    But then Kanye came back to my mind
    This woman is willingly blind
    With no honor or merit
    And a face like a ferret
    This is much worse than just her behind.

  28. AG says:

    Here’s hoping that her a$$ keeps growing and swallows her up soon.

  29. Aria says:

    Best story of the decade!!! This is f*cking hilarious!

  30. watchmaker says:

    I think I may have posted this before, but everytime I see her butt I wonder how in the world does she clean herself after a #2? Does she require a Swiffer wet mop with a long handle to get in that crack to get a proper cleaning?!! seriously……

  31. Ang says:

    She needs to stop!! I believe she has had lots of lipo , wonder why she just doesn’t have them stop with ass fat injections and get a good lipo ass job. This person is so fake and phony. I really wish she would disappear. No talent, no class, no real clue.

  32. dorothy says:

    Guess Delta airlines has to charge her for 2 seats.

  33. Nroth Wset says:

    YOU WILL NEVER BE AMDER ROSE< KIM< neva eva eva….
    She wears it better, looks better, from behind, and in general.
    Just stop the madness, Kim!just stop.

  34. UghInsomnia says:

    No. Look at pics of her arse when she was first hanging out with Paris Hilton and now look at her arse. That is NOT a natural butt. She has ABSOLUTELY had work done- be it injections, fat transfers, whatever.

  35. Vivian says:

    Seriously, I am taller than Khloe and have zero curves, skinny, and I am a size 8…you Kardashians are beyond wretched.

    I remember there was a show in which you could get a celebrity to confront their biggest hater… If only I was the one who is able to yell at Kim Kardashian

  36. judyjudy says:

    This headline is the best ever!

  37. CC says:

    Each buttcheek on its own is bigger than her head. Scary.

  38. CarolinaBelle says:

    Her pants in the cover photo look quite like my maternity khakis, albeit she is wearing them backwards.

  39. HK9 says:

    That girl has been using her surgeon to grow her ass like a Chia pet for years now. Just add water and poof!

  40. idk says:

    I think PMK asked the tabloids to run these stories. First with Bruice, then the plastic surgery story yesterday and now this. They just need pr for their low ratings since they want so desperately for E to renew their contracts. It’s the same old pattern. PMK asks the tabloids to print stuff, they print it, then Kim and her family go on a “I hate the media” rampage for attention. Same old trick. At least come up with some new stories PMK !

  41. Baskingshark says:

    Replace “butt” with “ego” and you might have something closer to the truth.

  42. sam says:

    I usually don’t spend my days staring at photos of Kims rear – but I have to say that I am convinced that in addition to whatever else she does that she also uses butt pads or enhancers for some outfits. It definitely seems to be noticeably bigger/smaller from week to week.

  43. Kelly says:

    I can’t believe she PAYS people to inject fat into her ass!! I’d pay to have fat removed from my ass!!!

  44. Muffin says:

    I do t feel bad for her, she did this to herself. Also, I recently watched the latest kuwtk episode of her engagement…all I gotta say is damn! She looks huge!!! Like square shaped. So weird. And no, it wasn’t pregnancy baby weight…more like plastic surgery gone bad. Ugh, in that same episode, she’s also judging her sister’s looks and how they dress. HELLO! She’s one to speak. All that $$$$ but no class. Khloe literally calls her an Airhead lol. You can’t make this stuff up!

    • idk says:

      Acutally, you can CAN make that stuff up and that’s exactly what the Kardashians do. Their show is fake as can be. Kanye is reportedly upset with Kim because he doesn’t like how Kim is allowing herself to be portrayed on the show (airhead, materialistic, etc). Now either Kim is fake in front of Kanye or Kim is fake in front of the cameras…or both.

  45. shellybean says:

    Hahahahahahahaha that’s the funniest headline I’ve read all day! Poor Kim. I don’t even think she looks bad, she just needs her clothes to fit her properly. I would cry if someone said my butt wouldn’t stop growing! I do feel for her there, being made fun of by the tabloids.

  46. CatJ says:

    In the cover picture, is that her spans waistband sticking out of her pants?
    OMG, what would that butt look like if it weren’t contained?????
    How embarrassing!
    Butt, she got a mag cover, I guess that is a score for her……

  47. drea says:

    I think it’s a combo of implants, fat injections, plus she did the selective lipo thing after purposely allowing herself to get fat (this is pre-baby). If you look at her pictures from just a few years ago, her ass was normal. I kind of remember that feature she did with Reggie (she was just a WAG then) where she was in a bikini, and her ass was totally proportional then. People don’t amass fat in just that one place in a matter of months. In her case, it’s even more obvious that it’s all fake when you look at the other women in her family. That ass is just not her in genes.

    And let’s not even get me started on all the work she’s had done on her face…

    By the way, this article sounds like something she would want people to know. That her ass is so legendarily fat that she doesn’t fit in a regular chair? Yeah, you’d be surprised how there are quite a few men who think that’s hot (check Coco’s thousands of male fans). We all know that if this was really an issue for Kim, she wouldn’t think twice about going under the knife to correct it.

  48. willowtree1992 says:

    HAHAHAHA. thank you celebitchy for making me smile this morning and for all the ass shaking comments, beautiful celebitches :) <3

    maybe I'm mean spirited today but I find this really funny and probably true. I think naturally big booties are splendid but hers looks like a deformity. She truly was lovely looking before she became a deformed barbie. Sad, really.

  49. tessy says:

    Skinny white pants with black undies do nothing for a big butt either. I can’t believe she spends hours picking out her clothes.

    • ParisPucker says:

      she has nothing but time. She’s so insecure and pathetic that o totally believe this! I think there was one episode where she was driving her sisters crazy by taking forever in picking out the details of her outfit. WHO CARES. What a horrible way to live. She has all the money in the world and is still miserable living like that. Have *zero* empathy for her, just her poor daughter!!

  50. liz_bee says:

    I’m not so freaked out by the size of her butt, but the SHAPE is weird. Right? I’ve seen her naked butt and it’s just so weird looking. Like, she doesn’t have two round cheeks. She has one butt cheek with a crack down the middle. Uhhhhh yeah I should probably worry about other things.

    • gg says:

      Good interpretation of that weird butt. Seems like she is the prototype/guinea pig for this much injecting and it’s morphed and gone nuclear. She could at least get her thighs done as well, since people with naturally giant asses have matching thighs. Very cartoony profile.

      It always looks like she’s carrying a very droopy, poopy diaper. Ironically, her husband’s pants are shaped like her butt. She should just wear his droopy pants and be done with it. Plenty o’ room there.

  51. Aria says:

    I cannot stop laughing at your comments. People at work are looking at me funny, they must think I go crazy but I cannot stop. THIS STORY IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST!!!

  52. Maritza says:

    She’ll probably would have got her butt liposuctioned already if it weren’t because Kanye is opposed to it due to his mom’s death. Her condition is called steatopygia, which according to Wikipidia is a high degree of fat accumulation in and around the buttocks.

  53. Carolyn says:

    Kim sit your ass down & shut up..oh hang on…gotta find a chair to fit you first.. hehehe.

    She looks ridiculous. She is ridiculous.

    PMK this wedding is going to be the laughing stock of all laughing stocks. Pls all magazines & media outlets – don’t pay the fees PMK wants you to for coverage…people would rather look at it for free on the web.

  54. Joh says:

    Curvy girls are great. And people come in all shapes and sizes and we need to embrace them all but … Her butt looks soooooo droopy. Like it’s melting or something. Or it is being overcome by the earths gravitational pull
    Let’s just hope she did not get those silicone strings that women get in their breasts that cause them to grow to absurd proportions by filling the breasts with fluid.
    I think the inner waist band on those suede pants flipped when she sat down and got up
    She needs to have her tailor beheaded…. Again.

  55. Melanie says:

    It’s the Incredible Multiplying A$$. LMF(skinny by comparison)AO!

  56. hownowbrowncow says:

    I think her butt is completely fake. Check out these pics, she had a normal butt as little as 4 years ago.

    http://www.lipstickalley.com/showthread.php?t=429187

  57. Meggin says:

    That’s both hilarious and scary at the same time. TBH, her body kind of scares me a little.. I find it weird. Curves are great, but hers are just too much and strange.

  58. Porsha says:

    In the near future Kim Kardashian The Weddings Collections – Keeping up with Kim’s Weddings on DVD 12 disc boxset

  59. L says:

    She’s seems to be highlighting her small waistline lately. Part of me wouldn’t be surprised if she’s wearing extra padding in the backside to make her waist look that much thinner. As if to say, once again, that she’s lost all the baby weight. Of course, it could be this is the body she is left with after having a baby. It’s never quite the same, and I say that from experience!

  60. IceQueen says:

    I don’t mind a huge butt on anyone. I mind not knowing how to dress it.

  61. Her ass looks like my mom’s. Actually my mom’s ass looks way better, because she doesn’t look like a walking ad for plastic surgery gone bad. And my mom is 50 and probably has 100 pounds on her.

    It just looks awful, especially with the crap she wears.

  62. michele says:

    I don’t know what’s going on here. All I know is she’s gained a lot of weight over the years. And she’s no size 4 if it’s the same scale of sizing I use.

    I’m short like her and I’m a size 6 and I photo way smaller than this. I’m not saying I’m skinny by any means…but I do not look like THIS in pics so why does she if she’s a size smaller than me??? Mind boggles….

  63. kitty-bye says:

    So Funny! Guilty girl giggles :D

  64. Evi says:

    The issue is not the size, but the odd and horrendous shape. These images remind me of that horrendous butt implant story a year or so ago, where the woman was injected with god knows what and her behind looked like it would explode.
    Kim looks like she has the ass of an 80 year old.
    She has so many chemicals in her that she puts Dow Chemical to shame…but maybe I shouldn’t say that because her mother will probably come across it during some type of web search and make some type of deal.

  65. Jennifer12 says:

    I find this to be a sexist article. Some people have big butts naturally, and weight goes up and down. I am not a KK fan, but come on. You go after people for being excessively thin, and then write a nasty article like this and wonder where women’s body issues come from?

  66. Fan says:

    I don’t think she has butt implant. It just runs in the family. Look at her 2 sisters and brother. They all have butts. As to the growing butt, well it’s part of getting older and having babies.

  67. JenniferJustice says:

    Something is definitely not natural about her shape. Don’t claim to know if it’s fat reassignment or implants, but something has been done b/c women’s bodies are not shaped like this unless she was born with some kind of disfigurement, which she was not since she didn’t use to look like this. She should have left herself alone. She was actually pretty when she was in her teens, but now, she looks weird and there’s no going back. What a shame! I do blame her pimp mother for steering her in the direction she has gone and one would hope Kim will leave it behind one day, but the seed has been planted and her view of herself has been formed – that she is somekind of pedigree – nothing more than an objec to be stared at or drooled over. If she had any brains and discipline, she would use some of that God-forsaken money to get an actual education and in so doing, gain confidence, self-respect and learn she has more to offer the world than a disfigured face and body to put on display.

  68. Michelle DD says:

    ok, poor girl. but maybe she can strat by wearing clothes that fits her body ? just saying…

  69. eewww says:

    Big ass is gonna marry a bigger ass.

  70. Vilodemeanus says:

    Her butt is huge compared to the rest of her body, HUGE. Plus she always looks like she wearing Depends, that have a full load in them. All dumpy and saggy, she’s 33 years old and her butt sags more than any 60 year old I’ve seen at the gym. It’s bizarre and is not found elsewhere in nature. Make of that what you will.

  71. Grumpster says:

    It is true that lipo completely removes fat and it DOES NOT COME BACK…and will not grow back where it was taken out…so the fat has to go somewhere. Guess where? HAHAHAHAHAHA….that was me laughing so hard my butt fell off!

  72. Mike says:

    Man I don’t see what the fuss is about that is fat! I love it but that’s cuz I am a black man we love Kim’s booty damn girl!